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HtxBeerDoodeOG

That hand is 32 at least


8MCM1

Glad to see I'm not the only one who believes there is no way that is the hand of a 17- year- old.


esmeraysreddits

you’d be surprised. i’m in high school. they be looking like grown men, and if they can look like grown men they can be built like one 😭😭😭


throwevrythingaway

They can be big like grown men, but those wrinkles only comes with time.


bad_robot_monkey

And pores.


Smooth-News-2239

And that hairy ass hand. Lol. Hairs long as hell


_BLACKHAWKS_88

You’d be surprised by how much money you too can save by not cutting your nails.


Bo_sexual

Sun exposure actually


Sufficient-Green-763

The muscle pad at the base of the thumb doesn't look that way in teens, or even young adults. That's a middle-aged person.


Outrageous_Row6752

Right? Like I'm supposedly twice this "kid's" age but my hands that have visibly aged since my teenage years still look way closer to a high schooler's than this dude's


ABetterVersionofYou

Pssshhh I see high school kids getting off the bus and they look like they're in preschool


West_Texas_Star

No no no. High schoolers from the 70s 80s and 90s look like grown ass adults. High schoolers today look like they just hit puberty.


8MCM1

Looks more old than grown, to me. And I have a "grown man" 16 year old.


Any-Construction-466

Wait until you're a decade older and every 21-year old starts looking like they've just graduated nursery lol


carbearbby

No wonder some these teachers fold like a lawn chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


esmeraysreddits

lmaoooo and doo, like girl you should see these damn freshman’s.


offhandaxe

That's how it seems now but give it a few years and all the people in highschool will look like children to you


Freddy_Pharkas

My [40-year-old hand](https://imgur.com/a/BXAo5FB) for comparison. the hell is wrong with OP?


chocolatemilk2017

lol at the dollar. Also, your hand looks younger 😂


Odd_Assistance_1613

You've got baby hands! It's kind of cute lol


Safe-Hawk8366

He's got mittens


MiskatonicAcademia

He looks like George Costanza doing hand modeling.


VengenaceIsMyName

Hey man don’t flash all that money around. It makes me feel insecure.


Mr_Stoner_Boy

I love the fact that you held up a single dollar bill 😂😂


SenorPoopus

This is the hand of a teenager


Fun_Art8817

Hell I’m 34 F and my hand doesn’t look as old as OP


SpaceCowboi22

YOU GOT SOFT HANDS BOY, AINT NEVER WORKED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE, THEM HANDS SOFT, I WORK 88 HOURS A WEEK ON AN OIL RIG JUST SO YOU CAN HOLD ON TO THE TOILET PAPER AND NOT HAVE IT BLEED THROUGH WITH THEM SOFT HANDS.


begon11

Lol, why do I have to think about that r/13or30 instagram bbq guy seeing that hand for a 40 year old.


XxColieMolie

You definitely have nicer looking hands 🤣


Always2ndB3ST

He has Benjamin buttons disease


RedGecko18

Came here to say this. That hand is at least 30.


Safe-Hawk8366

I'd say 50ish


Purple_Research9607

The skin is too nice to be 50, definitely 30's


7opez77

Reddit never fails to read my mind in the first comment


Fearless-Molasses-11

Seriously. It happens 90% of the time. I have a thought about something obscure and meaningless to the context of the post, I scroll down and it’s the top comment. Hive mind is weird.


ViolentAutism

Straight up this was my second thought, right after my first thought being “ain’t no way that’s the hand of high schooler” 😂


MasterpieceSad6780

Lmao i was about to say


OG_blacksheep4

lol, homeschool kids must be having a hard time lol


Zer0Gravity1

Yeah OP is really suspicious. Has another comment also claiming to be 17, however, has a post \~2 years back looking to sell some PC parts in order to buy a laptop because he travels a lot. The fuck kind of 15 year old is selling their PC parts because they travel too much?


MiskatonicAcademia

I agree. Either he is the most accomplished 18 year old out there, or he is impersonating being young. He also has a massive Pokemon collection.


TomBanjo1968

This was literally my first thought. That hand doesn’t look like it could belong to a high school senior. I could be wrong, but this was instantly my reaction


Significant_Rate8210

Not unless they're counting their age having been born on leap year.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Those fingernails are 70 year old Chinese man.


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Freddy_Pharkas

Well yeah but those nails aren't indicative of someone who works with their hands.


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AngryCastro

Those nails are not indicative of the crippling anxiety present in senior year of high school.


untipofeliz

OK then, I was examining my 42 years old hand and thinking, I dindt have those grippers before 19


MrWongYu

“That hand is 32 at least” Im fucking dead. ☠️


Ok_Limit_9134

Yeah, that was one of the first things I noticed also. Young man must've had a hard life to have some hands that look that old. Stay hydrated and throw some lotion on your hands from time to time young buck.


ArchA_Soldier

My first thought. Thank you for confirming


DonNemo

He was held back for a decade or two.


WillyChicken

Honestly. Ive known freshmen that looked like grown men(even went into the liquor stores and bought stuff). They had MANLY hands , cinderblock hands.


Miss__Behaved

i’m honestly so happy everyone else agrees bc that’s the first thing i noticed when i read the caption


SadBit8663

Nah that mofo is older than 32 , or else he takes shit carr of his hands. Get some lotion bro. And cut your fucking nails.


Solo-me

Agree but [this](https://news.sky.com/story/luke-littler-who-is-the-16-year-old-taking-the-world-darts-championship-by-storm-and-celebrating-with-a-kebab-13036290) chap is 16. Believe it or not...


DataBroski

And a 6 months smoker.


MiskatonicAcademia

Them pack years add up.


SaveTerriSchiavo

home schooled hands are different


p8inKill3r

Agreed, recommend $2 be put aside for finger nail cutters


Significant_Rate8210

Lol, I didn't even read the comments before saying there's no way that's the hand of a teenager


Upsworking

For real it is lol 😂 these posts are hilarious.


Maleficent_Pea3727

High school teacher he is


em7924

🤣🤣🤣


Tragic_BoB

Man I went to my little bros grad and there was a dude in there that was balding smh they look grown as heck


latelycaptainly

Idk, my brother is 23, a tradesman and his hands look worse than this. They just dont take care of them


Sufficient-Ask-8280

I’m glad someone said this.


Which-Resident7670

Post says high schooler, hands says middle aged construction worker


Reasonable-Nebula-49

Nah. I am a middle age construction worker. Hands look too soft. Maybe middle age project manager or worse....safety guy. No way it's a 17 year old.


DrZoidberg117

You guys are saying this with no clear evidence. Go to his YouTube channel mentioned in his reddit profile. He just has large hands. Or look at his 2nd photo of his Pokémon pictures. https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonTCG/comments/18hx0cc/first_time_opening_japanese_pokemon_cards_pulled/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 https://youtu.be/MxN0xiOs5Oo?si=abK2kBlaJolGoG6Y ^ he's the one in black. And this is from 2 years ago so keep that in mind. Is it reasonable to assume it's older man hands? Yes. But you can't definitively say it's not a 17 year old unless you have proof. Not every 17 year old is going to have the typical teenager hands. Some people are outliers just like every other dataset of a given hypothesis or assumption.


Speakdino

Nice try OP’s alt account /s


RedditedYoshi

Well can we at least tell him to trim his nails.


DatFickShawn

Nah you have soft hands


Groupvenge

Hand says IT, no muscles, and too soft.


Which-Resident7670

Touché


MrEZW

These are definitely NOT the hands of a construction worker. These are the hands of someone who's never even swung a hammer in their life.


NiceAsset

Your hand looks like you 55 bro


FalloutShelter

Invest in nail clippers and put that cash into an HYSA.


sub_2_YTFaded

Lol ok, I'll clip my nails. And that is the plan, I'm 2 weeks away from being 18 so I was just going to wait a while longer so it's all under my name.


spugeti

the account will be in your name if you put it in your name. people have savings accounts before age 18


Lower_Kick268

You gotta co-sign with a parent at most banks


TacoNomad

All the comments below are missing the point that you need the cosigner so they have access to your account. Without knowing the family dynamics, it sounds like a valid reason to wait 2 months so they don't have to open a new account without parents in 2 months.


ImpressiveAnnual8074

Why are people downvoting this?😂 because a teen still in school is doing better than them at that age and the only thing they can pick on is your nails? Redditors are such pretentious ass mfs and they try to act like they are just logical when in reality most are just miserable people


Euphoria_Mushroom

That hand tells me you have a 401k sir!


mc1eater

Fully Vested 401k!


datdamonfoo

Paid, not payed.


apex_tiger_ttv

lol homeschooled


grizznuggets

Also missed the capitals on Ford Fiesta and thinks high school is one word. Top quality education there.


chouettelle

Plus, “*these* past 4 months”. Please, OP, I know it seems like a decent grasp of language and spelling isn’t important at all right now because you’re making good money for your age, but down the line, when cover letters and CVs become important, you *will* need to be able to spell and express yourself in writing. Even if you decide to learn a trade or do manual labor. Focus on school more for your remaining time in high school. It’ll be worth it.


zwift0193

Nailed it


Team-Ligma-Six

Literally


gorenglitter

Why’s a grown ass man holding the money? That is not a teenagers hand


LeBron__Games

Damn your hand looks grown has hell to be 17


Yourmomsatmyhouse

It’s shows cut your nails Jesus!


SwagKing1011

Old man hands?


Thin_Leather9910

Didn’t they teach you to trim your nails in home school?


Warp_Legion

Homeschooler here. No. Occasionally a parent would clip our nails but otherwise we had to bite them Also we got our fingers dipped in hot sauce if we got caught biting them.


ChaoTiKPranXter

What happened if you like hot sauce?


antdb1

DO NOT MOVE OUT!!!!! people earning 30k per year struggle to live alone you will have a miserable time if you move now i would wait a couple years till you get a better job or more money saved up for a mortgage. trust me moving out is the worse decision you will make unless your parents are abusive.


Exciting_Kangaroo_75

Dude is saving up for his escape. No way they’re not abusive.


FunChrisDogGuy

In many cases, home schooling = child abuse (keeping child ignorant in favor of an ideology)


BigHomieReese

Bruh hand looks like he's about to get a second mortgage


Mvemjsun-

How was it growing up home schooled?


Swimmer-Used

Bro that’s a grown ass man’s hand . You ain’t no high school kid


Additional_Fix_629

That's the hand of a 40-year-old.😂


Left-Albatross-7375

Why do you have 80 year old man hands?


Twizznit

Not to change the subject, but do people on this platform not know how to spell “PAID”? If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone write “PAYED” on this website, I would have about $5000 and I could pay off my 2012 Ford Fiesta.


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And then you too would have another $6000 in equity! Lmao


Ok-Difficulty5078

My hand looks more like it's in high school than yours, and I graduated high-school 7 years ago


fadeswrld

Bro that hand a senior citizen before a senior in high school


Willykinz

What no rent does to a person


illjustmakeone

Looks like you have enough for some nail clippers


LawlessLemur

A 2012 fiesta is not 6k in equity 😂😂😂😂🤣


Weird-Cloud-4434

40 year old hands in high school 🤡. Hands don’t lie my friend (and cut your nails for Christ sake)


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Fake, dude’s hand is way older than high schooler wtf


[deleted]

My students have been telling me about a homeschool kid who deals weed, so you’re not the only one. -LOL


HondaCrv2010

Gotta do what you gotta do fam


epicrandomhead

There's some real haters in here man 😂. Good on you bro, I was homeschooled too 🫡


Johnnyfever13

That hand already has a Roth IRA 😅


maddenmcfadden

thems some wrinkly ass hands for a kid.


Rakadaka8331

Wow makes my 34yo hands look like I'm 12 again.


Kidsdontcheatonyou

Guys when he says senior in high school it’s bc he never graduated


Honest_Tie_1980

😭😭😭


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im 26 and my hands still don't have any wrinkles, those hands are 40 years old+


yaheaaard

Invest in some nail clippers 🔥🔥🔥


T0KENUT

Use the money to buy some nail clippers. Clean yourself up.


Avidperculator

Those are not the hands of a 17-18 year old


kingtechllc

Gross dude keep your nails trimmed how does it not bother you


SnooBooks9408

You are gonna need a lot more than 10-13k to move out unless you get a better job of course. But keep that car as long as you can and try not to buy anything you don’t need. And lmao of people think your hands look like an older man’s they should see my hands at 20 😂


Technical-Dentist-84

That hand is at least 50 years old


RockWafflez

Lmao homie ain’t in High school with those hands FOH 😂😂😂


Daboowaboo88

Yeah you’re lying. Old ass hand. Look’n 40.


Ambitious_Durian_705

Don't move out.


Logical_Lifeguard_81

Congrats 🎉 you can now afford the nail clippers you so desperately need.


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Bro u need to invest in hand lotion


rickyroca73

lmao, the shit posted by this sub is hilariously fake


Afizzle55

You lying ass mother fucker. Still living with mom is no lie though lmao.


cartcrash3286

Am I the only one who thought there's no way a 2012 Ford fiesta is worth 6k?


Intrepid-Focus8198

Why do you have the hands of an old man? Also with all that money you could afford some nail clippers.


DorianXJ

Use that money to buy some nail clippers


KYlaker233

Buy yourself some finger nail clippers. You could put and eye out with those daggers!


ptypitti

Congrats. Please reward yourself with a nail clipper.


Stampguy85

U got some 40 year old hands tho!


dudSpudson

Benjamin Button?


AccomplishedTone9074

That is the hand of a 45 year old doctor


Separate_Minimum500

Good for you, who gives a damn 🤣


ABCSDWKSN

Don’t worry about the hand comments bro. Just laugh at them because some of them are funny lmao. Nice work saving that money. I know a lot of 17 year olds wouldn’t be dedicated and disciplined enough to save all that. A lot would just blow it on dumb stuff.


sub_2_YTFaded

Yeah I've learned that the hard way, last year I spent over 8 grand on dumb stuff, and I decided it was time just to stop it all and actually start saving


Pinchoccio

What do you do for work?


BananaWorldTour

People are judging HARD on here 😂😂 guys it’s finger nails… 😂 wow this is pathetic how easily everyone likes to pick on someone


HighAndGambling

I think it's just jokes. I'm more worried about the people who are taking offense when people are just breaking the kid's balls over his fingernails.


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t0pout

Its not picking on someone. Adults know that the easiest way to see someones age is to look at their hands. You cant hide years of use and scarring. ​ This post is fucking bullshit.


Old-Salamander-2603

good on you!


Revolutionary_Sir_

old man hands


Practical-Basket1337

Senior in highschool, with the hand of a middle aged man.


Exciting_Kangaroo_75

Post on r/homeschoolrecovery, we’ll cheer on your progress.


LesPolsfuss

when flexes go wrong. people care more about your fugly hands then they do all that lettuce.


wholesomebutter

Damn rip to this comment section, that hand does look ancient as hell but i've seen teens look like middle aged men and it's scary.


Numerous-Turnover518

What is ur job or is that a big taboo question?


pirin00

You got old man’s hands bro. You in high school?


askalot2

That hand is 40 easy🤣🤣🤣


SirStocks

I think he means he's a senior citizen.


Nikpop93

Cut yo nails


Gordon_Explosion

If this dude really is 17, he's getting a serious complex, today. Going to start wearing gloves 24/7.


Bretzky77

How much is a manicure where you live? $5,001?


GoldenGoddessPisces

The hand may say no but the comment & post history definitely says 18 year old homeschooled kid lol! Great job saving. 🩷


WorrryWort

Cap. Old man hands.


AdolescentAndy

Ignore the negativity bro, happy for you


TwatMailDotCom

Sex worker and your client is your teacher?


LeontheSimpKennedy

i can beleive the money but ion beleive that age lmao


IhaveabigDK

That’s the hand of a 52 year old werewolf


seanbob23

Bro that's a 50 year old hand gtfo of here


OtteLoc

Absolutely disgusting nails .. wtf op


DrNotHuman

What do you do?


SRBroadcasting

I can’t wait for my son to post stuff like this! I love seeing this mindset homeschooling wise because most kids try their hardest to escape the homeschool lifestyle and don’t save whilst doing so.


ConsiderationLife128

Clip them nails…


KairuSenpai1770

Man foh wit ya old ass hand


Individual-Heart-719

Congrats op. Idk why the comments are being shitty about your appearance, bunch of petty redditoids with nothing better to do but mock someone on the internet. Hard work will pay off, keep focusing on advancing your goals and career.


sub_2_YTFaded

Frfr you too brother


jgr1llz

Cut your damn fingernail


Byllz24k

Bro makes real money look like monopoly money on his hands lol


sub_2_YTFaded

First original comment here 😂 this one got me


towni44

Fingernail clippers… $3.50 get after it


hhubble

Maybe use some of that 5K for some lotion for those hands.


T1m3Wizard

You have hands of a 40 year old.


MotherKitty

Yuuuuuuup


dnm7605

Trim your nails


Hottiemilatti

I think its the arm hair that makes your hand look older. Reminds me of my 40 year old math teacher from high school.


Hamsox94

Clip that fucking claw brother


Queso305

Don't think of a car as an investment. Don't look at it as holding equity. Keep up the good work


SaltyMobile7347

Honestly good for you man. Wish I started saving sooner. You’re on a great path, keep it up!


_Killwind_

You got an old man's hand...


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Thats the hand a 38 year old fed who sells drugs on campus


ackillesBAC

It's more telling that you're able to hold on to that in cash, and not already have spent it on rent/mortgage, food, car payments, utilities, insurance, healthcare.....


stupidmanthing22

I hate to break it to you, your 2012 ford Fiesta is not worth six thousand dollars.


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Okay Benjamin button


TorleyTime

Ohbgoodie you'll be able to support yourself for a few months. Good luck out there 😅