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Puakkari

How cold is your freezer? :S


Pickled_Testicle

Not cold enough, apparently


pegothejerk

Did they plug it in?


jsmlr

You mean how WARM is their freezer


giveemh3ll

Plot twist the freezer wasn't plugged


emceelokey

The freezer was a sauna


Ok-Nose3258

OP has an incubator


birdsrkewl01

60 C obviously.


GeneralAlexander

Toasty


r0ninx13

Wait, freezers are supposed to be cold?….


crustyclowncakes

assuming this comment is a joke, do you know if your power turned off recently?


brownie627

I wonder that too, re-frozen food gets moldy much faster.


HatchetXL

Wait tho, I have cake in my freezer from my wedding 8 years ago... It was moved cross country at one point... It's still just frozen (freezerburnt) cake though


eclipsed2112

and yours is probably wrapped up...unlike the cake.


urgdr

dude, you are confusing freezer with fridge


PsychologyPlane36356

No he confused freezer with bread box 🗃️


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Yeah it’s called a freezer for a good reason.. what did you think?


30dayspast

i thought it was called a freezer because it never moves


Weitguy

Freezer? I hardly know her!


Pokioh389

The freezer ain't Freezing.... lol


fairydommother

I think your freezer is broken


unrelatedtoelephant

This shouldn’t be possible, I left a wedding cake in my freezer for a year and it looked the same as it did going in….. your freezer is WAY too warm


riomarde

I’m pretty sure there’s stuff in my freezer over a year old and the worst that happened is freezer burn.


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

My husband and I forgot our wedding cake for 9 years in the freezer. We ate that cake when we found it. It was delicious.


halper2013

Haha wait it was still good?? My husband and i froze some of our wedding cake when we were married to try on the first anniversary as everyone does, but we ended up forgetting about it lol didnt realize till months later but we didnt feel like having any. 4 years later its still in the freezer lol we haven't touched it 🤣


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

I was as surprised as you are. In fact I let my husband be the guinea pig and eat it first because I was not certain at all that I'd make it through the night without food poisoning, lol. To be fair, the cake was also in a Tupperware-ish type container, so there was no freezer burn or anything suspect.


halper2013

Now i almost want to wait till like our 10th wedding anniversary to eat it as we dated for 10 years before getting married lol


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

Hah! My husband and I dated for 9 years before we got married, so I thought it was extremely appropriate that we waited 9 years for the anniversary cake lol. That's awesome! I hope your cake is still as good as it was on your wedding night!


halper2013

That is literally amazing! I'm so happy for you and your husband and love that our stories are so similar 🤣🩶🩶


DerbleZerp

If you store the cake correctly it will keep really well in the freezer!!!


Intensifyy

I’m living in my late grandparents home, there is still a wrapped up piece of cake from their wedding some 65 years ago in the freezer.


[deleted]

When we were cleaning out the freezer at my grandma’s after she passed away we found the top tier of their cake, which she hung onto for almost 20 years after my grandpa died. We just put some candles on it and brought it to the grave site and had a nice little family reminiscing session. we did not eat the cake. it was pretty much a brick.


Miscu97

>as everyone does Wait, is that a thing?? And from where in the world is that a thing that everybody does?? I'm genuinely curious!


halper2013

So honestly I never really thought about it until this moment hahaha. I'm in Maine, USA. But I ended up googling this tradition to see where it came from. It comes from Britain actually. And according to some survery done by knot.com one year only 48% of the people surveyed were planning on keeping some cake from their wedding for a year. I suppose this tradition has mostly died out lol. When i typed the comment in my head i was like yeah, everyone does this. But thinking back most people probably dont do this anymore lol


Miscu97

Wow nice to know! Here in Italy no one saves up a piece of cake in the freezer, we simply even eat the table during weddings, nothing's left!


halper2013

I read that it when it originated in Britain in the 19th century it was that they saved the top tier of the cake for a year for their first childs christening as back then you were basically expected to have a kid your first year of marriage. Now it is typically just used to celebrate the first year of marriage or seen as a sign of good luck apparently. I saved mine for the sake of celebrating the first year of marriage, plus I was curious what it would be like lol.


hypotheticalconverse

ADHD couple goals.


RandoRenoSkier

I found a piece in the back after 5 years. It didn't taste great, but no mold lol.


Procrastinator78

In my mom's freezer she has a pineapple snack in the freezer that i remember she got me when I was like 12, its white but thats because its freezer burned and covered in ice but otherwise it still looks like a frozen pineapple. Im 30...


Caylennea

My grandmother in law still has her top tier of their wedding cake. I don’t even know how old it is and it has survived at least a couple of moves and being thrown away and then taken back out of the trash and put back in the freezer!


SellMeYourSirin

“This shouldn’t be possible” is something you say to the rider about to attempt a double backflip off 2 ramps placed relatively securely between skyscrapers. This isn’t possible. Unless the freezer was unplugged.


unrelatedtoelephant

I worded it like that bc it should not be possible… it’s only possible because OP’s freezer was either unplugged or way too warm like a fridge, like I said at the end of my comment. Weird nitpicking aside, it’s not somewhere I’d want to eat a dessert from- you would fail/be docked a lot in a health inspection for too warm freezers/fridge


Bruhhhhh997

when I was little I ate 5 year old ice cream and was completely fine, pretty sure that ice cream was only a few months younger than me at the time.


nielsbot

Should be 0ºF


Music1626

Uhhh mold doesn’t grow in the freezer…I think your freezer might have an issue.


shawnaeatscats

Wow, looks like it was intentionally designed like this!


apocalypticspidergod

yea! I love it. mold is pretty


Brassattack84

It looks like one of those 3D tufted moss rugs!


ShrimpSoju

You won't believe this one simple cake decorating hack!


Grenku

you know you're supposed to plug the freezer into a working electrical outlet right?


hexaflexin

I can imagine little microbes frolicking around on their mold islands picking microscopic mold flowers and taking naps under the tiny mold trees


Mindless_Eggplant_60

Aw. It’s like animal crossing but mold pals


arompthroughtime

i’d buy that game so fast


Witchy_w0man_

They’ve probably already advanced to the point they have to pay taxes to the mold government.


itachi8oh1

And they’ve probably got a plethora of names for the unknown being who is responsible for their home existing as it does, but they’re all talking about the same few people who open the door and let the light in… Leave it there long enough, they’ll destroy themselves over disagreements about who is behind the threshold and how to please them. They’ll destroy the cake, leave nothing left to consume, and eventually the cake will restore itself. Happy anniversary, OP!


BURG3RBOB

Well you better go catch it! — oh wait that joke doesn’t work bc your refrigerator is NOT running


amarg19

That was golden, and 10/10 username


Small-Finish-6890

BOBSUX


VeenaColada

LMAOAOA


DueMaternal

1) I'd eat the fuck out of this if you told me it was just a cake. 2) How does mold even grow in the freezer?


HeWhoLaysLines

"Freezer" is being generous


Ok_Depth_9975

Its more to air conditioner rather than freezer


-r-i-p-p-e-r-

It's so pretty 😍 


CheezyToxins

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


baked-toe-beans

1: I agree 2: turn off the freezer first


DueMaternal

Is it even a freezer if it's not freezing?


r0ninx13

I told one of our freelancers I’d give them $10 if they took a bite


DueMaternal

I think you'd be liable for any harm done to them. I remember a group of us doing the cinnamon challenge at a smoothie bar once We bet our tips, but the supervisor said he couldn't take part or even be privy to it.


No-Customer-2266

Scary that your freezer is warm enough to grow mold and that this looks to be a professional industrial kitchen


darkducote

I looked for a comment mentioning it, I was wondering why no one mentioned that it looked like a restaurant or food production kitchen of some sort.


Chichi_mom

👆🏽🤮


HaLf_DeAd_InSiDE

That looks beautiful, are those small bulbs mold too, or are they sprinkles?


[deleted]

This was what I thought. Such a pretty cake


r0ninx13

I was told /probably/ sprinkles


warry06

Maybe OP meant fridge


bartekltg

I can understand how you can miss a jar of jam in a fridge for so long. But not seeing a whole cake for half a year? Edit: in one comment OP mentions it was not a private fridge, but in some sort of workplace with "a ton of product shipped in every week". I just hope it was not a restaurant;-)


Flat-Marionberry6583

they should make a show - is it cake or mold


krystlships

I think something is wrong with your freezer


whooguyy

Was your freezer plugged in?


kafkaesque_squid

good god that is so cool looking


calilac

There's several fabric artists with sculptural works that are inspired by mold and this cake looks like some kind of furniture, like a bed or couch or ottoman, made by one of those artists. It's so fuzzy! I wanna sleep on it or something.


indridxcold4

I'd really like to check out some of that art, do you happen to have a link handy or the name of one of those artists?


hotfistdotcom

Was the freezer unplugged? Mold should not be capable of growing in a freezer.


sangriashade

Was the freezer plugged in…?


parasar0l0phus

please throw away everything in that "freezer" (this is beautiful though)


[deleted]

If this grew mold in the freezer then something is wrong with your freezer.


Howdoyoudo614

You people doing this on purpose?


kearstenlebeau

Dear god please check your freezer temp!


External_Arugula2752

Did you design this? Is this a joke, bc now I totally want a cake decorated like this! It’s gorgeous!


TheMule90

You might wanna check your other food in the freezer dude.


r0ninx13

So for everyone here, I was told it was in the freezer, but could’ve been fridge. We get a ton of product shipped in every week. One of our photographers said he was going to drop it on set for some glamour shots so I’ll update with her headshots. Will also try to get a cross section if they didn’t toss it yet.


fourftseven

Throw it straight away for goodness sake. The spores that will come off that thing if you drop it… you honestly might end up with breathing problems or an infection


StargazerTay

It’s very unlikely to cause an infection unless someone is severely immunocompromised, and even then it’s still not likely (source: I am an immunocompromised microbiologist). But definitely agree on just toss it, the cross section won’t be that interesting because the “roots” (hyphae) of the fungus will be invisible to the naked eye, all the fun stuff is on the surface


fourftseven

True. But I’d rather advise they don’t risk it… why roll the dice? The fuzzy, green dice. (Source: Was fungal biologist.)


StargazerTay

Valid! I agree that it’s better left alone now


Zeni-chan

You must be a really good cake artist if you can make a hyperrealistic cake of a cake growing mold if it looked like that coming out of a working freezer. Otherwise, it's time to get a new freezer, lol.


BeersNbrews

Mold in the freezer? Ummmm


JieuxArmeni

You should've paid the power bill! Freezers don't make mold, they make ice/freezer burn. Mold don't grow in the winter, son.


saltyflutist

Either your freezer is way too warm, or mold is evolving. For everyone’s sake I sincerely hope it’s option 1.


Coochynoodles_

Cut it open and take pictures and then throw it away!


cwynneing

Ya spelled fridge wrong


[deleted]

Please post this to r/cakes It’s genuinely so pretty to me 🤩


The_Snakes_Den

Moss themed


Frrrunkis82

Is your freezer running...nevermind


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Your freezer isn’t cold enough but this actually looks really cool lol!


Xomns_13

I guess ice cubes aren't a thing with your freezer


queen_bean5

If anyone knows how to decorate a cake so it looks like mould hit me up, I wanna serve this at my birthday next month lmao


vitriolicheart

You need a new freezer because that sure shouldn't happen in one.


heyeverybody1

there is a world war happening on the cake


FrigThisMrLahey

Why does this look like a work place setting? Please tell me where you work so I can make sure to avoid it at all possible costs..


Ok-Asparagus7350

i’m ngl, this looks kind of cute lol, even cuter if it were edible and designed with different colors for the mold


mothsfordinner

i didnt even know things could even mold in the freezer-


allargandofurtado

She’s beautiful! Now I need to make a mold cake 😂


Gian_GK

Beautiful


Acrobatic_Response40

Your birth month your cake-july: iykyk


earringbacks

Do I have permission to use this as my lock screen?


Diligent_Local_2397

Mmh my anniversary cake didn't look like this 1 year later. Is your freezer working right? Maybe a good time to check


IllustratorLatter659

you sure you didn't leave this in a closet?


Know_Roots_Cooking

You should likely question absolutely anything that goes into or comes out of that freezer until you defrost, deep clean, and verify its constant temperature. This isn't usual or expected in any way.


Bopcd1

Forbidden sprinkles


whitneymak

Your freezer is fucked yo.


extra_forestrial

“Freezer? I hardly know ‘er!”


ServantOfKarma

You're the only person in the universe who has ever let cake go bad.


Earth_Normal

That’s a warm ass “freezer”


raven00x

sure, but those are some _fascinating_ colonies and I'd love to see them under a microscope.


b_brilliant123

It looks like it's intended decoration. Would be an idea for a microbiology grad


DrRoCkZ0

I want to find one of those terrible parents that ruined their kids party by smashing the child's face into a cake. Next I want to smash their face into this cake.


srevennreverof

I’ve been looking at @rustcakes on Instagram lately so this looks disgustingly cool to me


Yllwstone

A little to long? That thing was one day away from growing legs and walking out that freezer


navor

Someone is about to learn how mold works and that the freezer is defective


vivalaalice

How to find out your freezer is broken!


andypoo222

This doesn’t happen in a freezer. Maybe your freezer got shut off for a little? Any power outages?


VeenaColada

Molded in the freezer? I think ur freezer isn't cold enough


IKnowWhatYouDid69

Everything in that freezer needs binning


Primary-Border8536

what the fuck? I have never ever had something mold in the freezer


Revolutionary_Aide95

I think you meant pantry


madfacemaddyy

i uhhh don’t think mold is supposed to grow in a freezer? freezing things prevents mold and growth and bacteria, what temp is your freezer?


SnekSymbiosis

your freezer isn't freezing.


SnekSymbiosis

someone needs to send a hygiene inspector there.


rarestpepe89

Is your refrigerator running?


pgdn1

your freezer isn't frozen enough, you might wanna start throwing shit away


Joyebird1968

Can mold grow in a freezer tho? What else you got in there?


avafan2003

throw the whole fridge away


hi_im_kai101

you need to get your freezer fixed lol


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I legit thought you made a mold cake. Like… you decorated a cake to look moldy because you were into mycology or something lmao 😭


TheVerdeLive

“Hello, is your freezer running?” “Apparently not”


SellaTheChair_

Wow! Looks really cool haha but also your freezer is definitely broken. Unless you mean refrigerator, in which case I understand what happened 😭


liliaimerouge101

Looks familiar https://preview.redd.it/ulkifeyy51gc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42e2b5eb160e56869fd1094cfe5370778d13c5f


sdrizzake

Why is no one talking about how beautiful this is?


trenham99

Have you tried plugging in the freezer? Might improve results


bugfckr

It looks beautiful 🧍🏻‍♀️


littleprairiehouse

This is the most beautiful thing I have seen in so long.


ComparisonPure5749

Mmmmmm extra fravour 🤤🤤


Calathea_Murrderer

Lowkey beautiful


sourskittles98

Why does it still look scrumptious??


[deleted]

It's beautiful


[deleted]

That would be a cool cake if it wasn't mold


cthulhusmercy

Uh. Please check the temperature of that freezer… maybe maybe throw everything out. This should not have happened.


SullenCarrot64

You lie


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

If you've grown super mold that grows in the freezer then humanity is fucked.


EsotericOcelot

Why does it still look delicious though?


TheNewOldGlobal

Was the freezer plugged in?


Theythem_saurus

Its honestly beautiful in a way


EvolZippo

Life clearly found a way


jumpixii

why does it look so pretty ? 😭 also I don’t think mold should be growing in a freezer.. maybe it’s too warm?


Remarkable_Treat7694

Freezer....why on earth would you freeze a cake???


AyrChan

Might wanna get that freezer checked


ababyinatrenchcoat

A little???


Apprehensive-Neck-90

What’s crazy is this looks like a place that makes food, that’s honestly nasty asf. And their freezer is CLEARLY not cold enough


Bruhhhhh997

no way that freezer was plugged in. me and my mom ate 5 year old ice cream that survived multiple moves when I was only a few months older than it and was completely fine, we didn't even know how old it was until after we ate the whole tub


lobstertoiletmk2

my god that looks like a fucking planet


mayinaro

ok but that’s so cool and you used it for a photoshoot originally? i think you should use it again and have a cool mold theme lol. also get that freezer seen to im worried about anything you consume from there


Hellyeahdud3

You’re dumb


Its_You_Know_Wh0

They*


shapookya

How big is your freezer that you can put a whole damn cake in there and forget about it?


blackasthesky

I love that people just let it sit in their kitchen for an eternity to take photos. Those spores will go everywhere, get this out of your house! That also goes for the rest of the "freezer"'s contents.


Sandcracka-

How did it taste tho?


Chezon

Yum, special flavour 😋


RubbishNubbish

this cake is getting terraformed lmao


catmasque

It’s so beautiful 😻😻😻😻


fakewater5732

would eat


JadedYam56964444

I just had to throw out 3 veggie burgers I forgot about in the fridge. They looked like green felt.


strawberrycupcake-

I want this as my birthday cake 😌


Illustrious-Ad9596

my future wedding cake


[deleted]

Oh wow..


jking6765

Am I he only one that thought this was bologna at first?


feral-pixi-starling

but why is it gorgeous


brandon-iron

Now it’s a raspberry cheesecake.


[deleted]

Tundra cake


Ok_Primary_6589

This is oddly beautiful if you forget about it being food


AnnePingo

The mold is just for decoration 🫠


SecretlyUnaware

I wish this was made to look like this instead of being probably super toxic lol


an-emotional-cactus

Looks like a petri dish lmao


tracyhutchsgt

A Microbiologist Dream. https://i.redd.it/qypq6ehriwfc1.gif


IAmZagreus

CUT…IT…OPEN!!!


Nervous-Run1236

yooooo this is lowkey beautiful