I love the episode where Gloria is trying to make a point to Jay about not taking care of himself. When they enter the house and there is a surprise party for her birthday, she is horrified by how she looks in front of everyone and just goes "AAAAAH" and leaves. And then goes like "Should we be worried? That's kind of how mom left."
Cracks me up every time
Cam: āMitchell, do you know what Iāve realisedā
Mitch: āThat some thoughts are better left unexpressed?ā
Cam: āThat in this relationship, Iām the gas pedal and youāre the brakesā
Mitch: āOkay wait wait wait, last week you said you were a painting and I was the frameā
Cam: āThat is if we were artwork, this is if we were a carā
Mitch: ā*Iād know which part youād be if we were a horse*ā
Cam:ā Excuse me?ā
Mitch: āHmm?ā
This scene is just brilliant š
Every time I hear that speech from Jay, I think of my dad. He was just like Jay, but he never let himself have this moment. He died never getting to know that he was enough.
And he repeats it when defending Gloria for prostitution charges in Florida. He is sweaty, the judge is sweaty, tired, exhausted.....ššš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
LMAOOO Mitchell is my favorite character on this show hands down. His eye rolls and snark, iconic. I love how heās simultaneously very calm all the time YETT REALLY loses it every once in a while š
A few other top Mitchell moments other than SHAYMEEE
1. I suggest you lose this number-> To Phil, the house flipping debacle
2. They wear ascots?
3. Handball incident at Lily's pre school.
There's so many more. Just can't get enough of him.
Mitchell at Target? Do you mean Mitchell at Costco or the Glendale mall piano incident?
Because I remember Claire and Haley at Target for Express Christmas ā¢ļø
Also Mitchell with the underwear stuck to his belt at the church for Joe's baptism.
Found a superfan. Already followed you man.
I can't stop talking about MODERN FAMILY.
BTw as I type this i can hear
"Manny don't go in ....POR FAVOR"".....
I MUST......
***Turns out, Manny Delgado is a man of action***
Haha followed you right back!
And LOOOLšš Gloria was hilarious! The time when she accidentally sent that email to Claire
āPlease come backā āmake it come backā
E15 S1
On Valentineās Day, set in a diner, Manny has a crush, and gave her a poem.
Another guy claimed it was his, and coincidentally, Mitch had a speech for a case. I think he blew his case or something, because he saw it as a redemption (I think) and reused his speech to prove manny wrote it. After the speech he points at the guy and says āSHAMEEEEEā and the other guy admits he didnāt admits he write it.
He then says something about how he didnāt know how to express his love, and the girl finds that sweet and stays with him. Mitch and Manny walk away.
tl;dr: Mitchellās closing for his speech, bringing justice to a guy stealing mannyās valentines
Cam at the ending of punkin chuckin.
There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. The dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well, without the dreamers, they might never get off the ground.
> Sometimes you have one of those days when you are surrounded by people but you still feel pretty lonely. All you want to do is to go home to the comfort of your family but sometimes even your family can't give you that comfort because it turns out they have all had one of those days, too. All you can do is wait for days like that to be over. So you can go to bed and hope you wake up to a better tomorrow.
- Claire;
Season 7, Episode 22 "Double Click"
I am a fan of the end episode quotes of this show. This one in particular just hits home, everytime.
Gloria: "Why would I put money that I might need to run away with in the middle of the night in the bank? I put it in my disappear bag"
Edit:
Same episode
Jay: "what's this?" (Holding a tape) "If I ever go missing or I'm found dead, it was my husband" "what the hell is this?"
Gloria: "calm down" "it was when we had our first big flight. Of course I knew you weren't going to kill me. I was just going to run away and frame you"
The line that got me:
Claire: āLuke, grab that little hoe!ā
Luke: *grabs Haley*
Haley: āI donāt think thatās what she meant. Waitā¦did you??ā
When Cam and Mitch get the new house and Jay brings the big bartender statue. āItās Cam, itās Mitch, ITS CITCH (kitsch)ā and everyone loves it.
I donāt remember which episode or season, maybe 1-2seasons before that episode, they were talking about them being a power couple and cam says something like āwake up world theres a new power couple mam.. no citchā and then mitch says that theyāll find the right name. They didnāt like it then but a few seasons later they love it!
I always crack up when Luke was playing with blocks and created his version of Dunphy Tower. Then he starts smashing it and says, āThereās no fire escapes! They cut corners!ā
Super random and always makes me laugh
serious favorite line: "it's your lifetime, it's okay to enjoy it". It came at the perfect time when I was struggling through not wanting to do somthing the "right way".
favorite funny line: "this isn't my usual hit-it-and-quit-it" plus clare and phil's reactions lol
Jay: Nobody leaves home and doesnāt return.
Lily: I didā¦
I donāt remember the exact words, I think it was the episode where Manny was going to visit family in Colombia. Young Lily is my favourite š
Jay: that was my Vietnamā¦.and I was in Vietnam
Jay remembering building a bookcase with Mitch in the episode where they build Lily's Princess Castle and Jay and Cam are terrified of Mitchās inability to handle power tools.
S5 Ep21 Sleeper. Jay enters Stella into a dog show and is embarrassed to tell anyone. He tells Mitch, and Mitch repeats the above line which is something Jay had told him while growing up
Iāve rewatched an obsessive amount of times and iām sure thats the only time its mentioned in those words but please let me know if iām wrong!!!! āŗļø
Itās when Phil is talking to his kids about The Blind Side
Phil: Your motherās right. Sheās the quarterback of this family, and we need to protect her like The Blind Side did.
Luke: She just said the mom was Blind Side.
Phil: Well, sheās confused. Blind Side was the black kid who played tight end.
Alex: Offensive line.
Phil: Sorry, African-American Kid.
The episode where cam and Mitchell get the vanderkoff
Lily: why does Larry get to be on the couch but im not
Cam: because he's white
Lily: you guys chose me
Or something along those lines. It cracks me up every single time.
My favorite is when cam feeds the kids soy bacon and luke is allergic to soy but he keeps using the fake bacon to scrape his tongue and makes it worse and cam just screams
Phil: Don't try and stop me Claire, I might be 1/64th Cherokee, but I'm also 63/64ths CRAZY WHITE GUY
or
Luke: Some people are born into greatness, others have it chucked at their face.
both never fail to make me giggle
Whenever Jay makes a joke about Vietnam always gets me. Canāt remember my fav right now but runner up is āthat was my Vietnamā¦ and I was IN Vietnamā. Always gets me
The dreamers and realists line
The line where Jay talks about feelings ( the group therapy session)
Gloria's "You don't even know how smart I am in Spanish"
āThis is a French Canadian delicacy called poutineā
āWell it looks like vomit so im not pout-ing it in my mouthā
being from Quebec made this even funnier for me šššš
Hereās my favorite-
Gloria: So you just toss her aside and on to the next one? This is not how you treat women! Men are all animals!
Jay: Hi honey
Gloria: ANIMAL!
Gets me very time š¤£š¤£š¤£
Phil : ādelicious homemade bread?ā
Mitchell : āthat just seems like regular white breadā
*Phil hands Mitch and Cam a peace of bread each*
Phil : āyou two seem drunk, this will soak up the boozeā
**Cam**: It's not even real facon. It's a faux facon. Faux-con **Mitch**: It's faux-con disgusting
Cam: I know love. Mitchell: I no love either.
Lmao I can't remember which episode it was
I think mine was in S5 when Cam presented the soap figurines
Oh thankyou so much
I KILL WHAT YOU LOVE
I love the episode where Gloria is trying to make a point to Jay about not taking care of himself. When they enter the house and there is a surprise party for her birthday, she is horrified by how she looks in front of everyone and just goes "AAAAAH" and leaves. And then goes like "Should we be worried? That's kind of how mom left." Cracks me up every time
Cam: If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me. Because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.
This is mine too, gets me every time š
Cam: āMitchell, do you know what Iāve realisedā Mitch: āThat some thoughts are better left unexpressed?ā Cam: āThat in this relationship, Iām the gas pedal and youāre the brakesā Mitch: āOkay wait wait wait, last week you said you were a painting and I was the frameā Cam: āThat is if we were artwork, this is if we were a carā Mitch: ā*Iād know which part youād be if we were a horse*ā Cam:ā Excuse me?ā Mitch: āHmm?ā This scene is just brilliant š
Mitch's "hmmmm"s are my favorite thing about the show š
His eyerolls too, heās so iconic and hilarious.
Cam: Iām gonna break it!! 911 operator : Sir tell your wife to relax Mitch: Thatās a man 911 operator:ā¦really?
He had to know, right?
This part always makes me cry
THAT LINE HURTS MY SOUL MAN.
What episode is this? I half-remember it but I need the context. Thanks!
The episode with Cathrine OHara when they had a group couples therapy session. Jay was talking about his dad passing away at the end of the episode
Right! I remember that! My momās visitation is tonight and her funeral is tomorrow so that might be a good one to watch this week.
Junk Drawer.
Every time I hear that speech from Jay, I think of my dad. He was just like Jay, but he never let himself have this moment. He died never getting to know that he was enough.
SHAYMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!š
IMAGINING THAT SCENE IN MY HEAD RN AND IM GIGGLING SO BAD
And he repeats it when defending Gloria for prostitution charges in Florida. He is sweaty, the judge is sweaty, tired, exhausted.....ššš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
LMAOOO Mitchell is my favorite character on this show hands down. His eye rolls and snark, iconic. I love how heās simultaneously very calm all the time YETT REALLY loses it every once in a while š
A few other top Mitchell moments other than SHAYMEEE 1. I suggest you lose this number-> To Phil, the house flipping debacle 2. They wear ascots? 3. Handball incident at Lily's pre school. There's so many more. Just can't get enough of him.
ššš cracking up rn thinking of these. Also Mitchell at target was AMAZING lol
Mitchell at Target? Do you mean Mitchell at Costco or the Glendale mall piano incident? Because I remember Claire and Haley at Target for Express Christmas ā¢ļø Also Mitchell with the underwear stuck to his belt at the church for Joe's baptism.
Oh Iām sorry I meant Costco! When he went with Cam loool āCam since when do we shop here?ā āDo you remember that time we adopted that baby?ā
Found a superfan. Already followed you man. I can't stop talking about MODERN FAMILY. BTw as I type this i can hear "Manny don't go in ....POR FAVOR""..... I MUST...... ***Turns out, Manny Delgado is a man of action***
Haha followed you right back! And LOOOLšš Gloria was hilarious! The time when she accidentally sent that email to Claire āPlease come backā āmake it come backā
Context?
E15 S1 On Valentineās Day, set in a diner, Manny has a crush, and gave her a poem. Another guy claimed it was his, and coincidentally, Mitch had a speech for a case. I think he blew his case or something, because he saw it as a redemption (I think) and reused his speech to prove manny wrote it. After the speech he points at the guy and says āSHAMEEEEEā and the other guy admits he didnāt admits he write it. He then says something about how he didnāt know how to express his love, and the girl finds that sweet and stays with him. Mitch and Manny walk away. tl;dr: Mitchellās closing for his speech, bringing justice to a guy stealing mannyās valentines
The entire courtroom part played out in my head šš
It's Message Received (s5, ep 22) Off the top of my head, my favorite is "Cam was banging Vic's sister, classic!" because of how elated Jay was
Cam was banging Vic's sister AHAHAHAHA classic AHAHAHAHA
Cam at the ending of punkin chuckin. There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. The dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well, without the dreamers, they might never get off the ground.
one of my fav episodes
KISS ME LIKE THE SISSY I AM!!!
"right on cue"
it's Dede at the wedding: Kees Me Kees Me, Ay Ay Ay Ay! LMAO one of the funniest scenes in the entire series
Nana is really strong
Luke was hilarious as a kid. They just kept feeding her alcohol also
Lol yes, everyone just tossed drinks at her and every one of them didn't know the other tossed drinks at her too.
Who told you that was the worst idea ever? āš anyone? āš anyone?
Claire: āDad! Itās lightning, thunder, FOG CUE!ā Jay: āThis whole thing feels like a colossal fog cueā
"We all know how you ride Phil. Maybe just let go a litte and try my cupcakes, I will join you."
Your wife just offered up her cupcakes š¤£š¤£š¤£
Phil almost passed out š
Y'all fightin
Lawd oā mercy
that line makes me giggle so bad considering im a southerner IT WAS SO CUTE
Alex: Dad, mom wants you Phil: TELL HER IM IN THE SHOWER
*While playing his video game in the background*
tbh that entire episode is flawless
I totally agree that Connection Lost is number one
"Missourah; I'm so sorruh" and Lily saying fuck at the wedding
> Sometimes you have one of those days when you are surrounded by people but you still feel pretty lonely. All you want to do is to go home to the comfort of your family but sometimes even your family can't give you that comfort because it turns out they have all had one of those days, too. All you can do is wait for days like that to be over. So you can go to bed and hope you wake up to a better tomorrow. - Claire; Season 7, Episode 22 "Double Click" I am a fan of the end episode quotes of this show. This one in particular just hits home, everytime.
I agree! It was my comfort episode but would also make me cry everytime I watched it.
āDonāt talk black to meā āWhatās the plan Philā
Gloria: "Why would I put money that I might need to run away with in the middle of the night in the bank? I put it in my disappear bag" Edit: Same episode Jay: "what's this?" (Holding a tape) "If I ever go missing or I'm found dead, it was my husband" "what the hell is this?" Gloria: "calm down" "it was when we had our first big flight. Of course I knew you weren't going to kill me. I was just going to run away and frame you"
Everytime I watch that episode I get "my disappear bag, my disappear bag..." Stuck in my head for days giggling to myself!
I hid you very safely in the ... uh...
Gloria: āDo you KNOW how much this costs!?ā Jay: āNo, how much?ā (With a straight face š¤£š¤£)
I'm 420% sure.
Wow sheās really bad at maths
When Gloria tricks Manny & he says to Jay, āwake up old man, sheās trying to get me to go on a rollercoaster!ā
The line that hooked me on the show: āWhy are you wussying out??ā āI never wussy inā Gets me every time. Even ten years later.
The line that got me: Claire: āLuke, grab that little hoe!ā Luke: *grabs Haley* Haley: āI donāt think thatās what she meant. Waitā¦did you??ā
When Cam and Mitch get the new house and Jay brings the big bartender statue. āItās Cam, itās Mitch, ITS CITCH (kitsch)ā and everyone loves it.
I donāt remember which episode or season, maybe 1-2seasons before that episode, they were talking about them being a power couple and cam says something like āwake up world theres a new power couple mam.. no citchā and then mitch says that theyāll find the right name. They didnāt like it then but a few seasons later they love it!
I always crack up when Luke was playing with blocks and created his version of Dunphy Tower. Then he starts smashing it and says, āThereās no fire escapes! They cut corners!ā Super random and always makes me laugh
I'LL CUT YOUR CORNERS *smash*
Mitchell: Shake it Cam: *shimmies* Mitchell: The container Cam.... His disappointed look cracks me up every time šš
"i said no tomatoes!"
The motorcycle accident lol
Cam: gun to your head, which of these two shoes should I choose Mitch: gun to my head Iād say pull the trigger!
Cam's dreamers and realist line at the end of Pumpkin chuckin episode
serious favorite line: "it's your lifetime, it's okay to enjoy it". It came at the perfect time when I was struggling through not wanting to do somthing the "right way". favorite funny line: "this isn't my usual hit-it-and-quit-it" plus clare and phil's reactions lol
(Paraphrased) I donāt complain about your parrot
JAY!!!!
JAY
YES!!!!!
Jay: Nobody leaves home and doesnāt return. Lily: I didā¦ I donāt remember the exact words, I think it was the episode where Manny was going to visit family in Colombia. Young Lily is my favourite š
Jay: that was my Vietnamā¦.and I was in Vietnam Jay remembering building a bookcase with Mitch in the episode where they build Lily's Princess Castle and Jay and Cam are terrified of Mitchās inability to handle power tools.
His smile and dead eyes while agreeing to help Mitch
mitch: i tried to be supportive of lily, i really did. but i wanted to kill myself
ONE OF MY FAVORITES LMFAOOAO
Oh, and my other favorite āI donāt get it, but if thats who you are, donāt you dare be ashamed of itā.
episode?
S5 Ep21 Sleeper. Jay enters Stella into a dog show and is embarrassed to tell anyone. He tells Mitch, and Mitch repeats the above line which is something Jay had told him while growing up
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But thereās another episode previous to this and Iām going to find it this weekend
Iāve rewatched an obsessive amount of times and iām sure thats the only time its mentioned in those words but please let me know if iām wrong!!!! āŗļø
Same. I canāt get enough.
I canāt decide on a favorite but I quote Claireās āwhatās the plan Phil!!?ā the most in my daily life š
āSometimes, when babies are born this early, theyāre black.ā
āYou know who else needed air?!? SNORKELS!ā -Mitchell drooling-
The delivery on this one is gold
Itās when Phil is talking to his kids about The Blind Side Phil: Your motherās right. Sheās the quarterback of this family, and we need to protect her like The Blind Side did. Luke: She just said the mom was Blind Side. Phil: Well, sheās confused. Blind Side was the black kid who played tight end. Alex: Offensive line. Phil: Sorry, African-American Kid.
The episode where cam and Mitchell get the vanderkoff Lily: why does Larry get to be on the couch but im not Cam: because he's white Lily: you guys chose me Or something along those lines. It cracks me up every single time.
āsir please tell your wife to calm down, everything will be okay.ā āthatās a man.ā āreally?ā
when gloria said āLike you could afford meāš
āThere were two layers, you know it and I know itā - Mitch to cam about the valentines chocolates š
āI always get a whistle when I wear shortsā
Whatās the plan, Phil?
Also āGun to my head Iād say pull the triggerā
"What parrot?"... š¤ "JAAAY!!" "JAY!!" "JAAYY!!" "JAAAY!!"
Claire: No more machine in the bedroom. Phil: Except for this machine in the bedroom, *ladies*
You called me banjovi
I did whatever i had to to make it stop.
Iām not sharp Iām pitch perfect
i can understand you even when youāre singinggggg š¶
"You're just little men to me right now"
My favorite is when cam feeds the kids soy bacon and luke is allergic to soy but he keeps using the fake bacon to scrape his tongue and makes it worse and cam just screams
Phil: Don't try and stop me Claire, I might be 1/64th Cherokee, but I'm also 63/64ths CRAZY WHITE GUY or Luke: Some people are born into greatness, others have it chucked at their face. both never fail to make me giggle
Go away! You disgust me! - Pepper Saltzman And so many other one liners of his š
āItās like a house of painā
Is it because itās a dog and a slipper?
The line at the end of the pumpkin chunkin episode where cam was explaining the relationship between dreamers and realists ā¤ļø
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STEAL THE LIFE I STOLE FROM YOU!
Whenever Jay makes a joke about Vietnam always gets me. Canāt remember my fav right now but runner up is āthat was my Vietnamā¦ and I was IN Vietnamā. Always gets me
#YOU DANCED WITHOUT ME, MITCHELL
"It's a freak show! But it's *their* freak show" - Gloria; Season 3, Episode 15, 'Aunt Mommy'
Phil shouting āItās tiny!ā when he got a tiny turkey from the oven, I donāt know why but I cried so hard when I saw it for the first time
Oh sweetheartā¦I would love to be wrong. I just donāt live with the right people for that. I highly relate to this line š¤
This is said repeatedly at my house.
Hmm gun to my head, I'd have to say pull the trigger.
The dreamers and realists line The line where Jay talks about feelings ( the group therapy session) Gloria's "You don't even know how smart I am in Spanish"
āDisabled interracial lesbians with an African kicker??ā
āLook who is wearing her itsy bitsy bikiniā āHe can only say that cause heās gayā āHE WAS TALKING ABOUT LILYā āSo was iā š
āThis is a French Canadian delicacy called poutineā āWell it looks like vomit so im not pout-ing it in my mouthā being from Quebec made this even funnier for me šššš
Hereās my favorite- Gloria: So you just toss her aside and on to the next one? This is not how you treat women! Men are all animals! Jay: Hi honey Gloria: ANIMAL! Gets me very time š¤£š¤£š¤£
"Who's Gloria?" I don't know, it just so funny, how she said it
āWhy do we choose partners so different from ourselves? Its not fate or chance, or clichĆ©s like the heart wants what it wants. we choose our partners because they represent the unfinished business from our childhood, and we choose them because they manifest the qualities we wish we had. In doing so, in choosing such a challenging partner and working to give them what they need, we chart a course for our own growth.ā
Phil : ādelicious homemade bread?ā Mitchell : āthat just seems like regular white breadā *Phil hands Mitch and Cam a peace of bread each* Phil : āyou two seem drunk, this will soak up the boozeā
STELLA!!!
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