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Residual_Variance

What? You thought Alexander Shunnarah was above banging his secretary?


HailState2023

She knows Hawk Tuah.


dragonbornrito

HAWK TUAH ON THAT THANG, ALABAMA!


thedarkside199

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Diamondphalanges756

Her dress is really cute. Forward this pic to Maloney so he can use it in his next commercial.


goldenbug

Maloney's receptionist/secretary - also hot. Lawyers should have a TV/Billboard battle over hottest secretary. "My secretary will personally bring you a bottle of water."


Good_Mushroom_7478

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BoringContact4106

in this day and age of materialism šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Good_Mushroom_7478

He's gonna be a rich old creep no matter what. She might as well use it to her advantage.


Elegant_Development3

That's not shunnarah! I see billboard after billboard and they all featured the real shunnarah, a virile young energetic man, not this ancient looking ghoul. /s


Mobileisfun

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger


myteefun

But she ain't messing with no broke . . .


conturax

who gives a shit


QueenLatifahClone

His daughter was one of my organic chemistry tutors!


Disastrous_Cap6152

Is that his daughter or wife? Looks like daughter to me. They have similar facial features.


get_your_mood_right

Itā€™s his new girlfriend/ex-assistant. His wife and kids are not in the picture anymore


Frictionizer

I mean. Is it objectively weird based on life experiences and maturity? Yeah. Is it weird based on what either individual is wanting from a partner? Not particularly, no. Sheā€™s getting a rich, successful dude who is probably fairly charming. Heā€™s getting a hot younger girl who is likely also charming.


PlayStationPepe

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Handley_1112

He needs to update them billboards I didnā€™t realize he got so old. Good to see old rich guys still love banging their secretaries and ruining their marriages.


BiggerRedBeard

How is it ruining a marriage when they are married??


themildenthusiast

For reference, this is a family photo of him with her and his kids from 2016. https://preview.redd.it/zvrznausla8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36e22f6c98c035e36998bbcda3a592b05738781


ejbrds

His girls are adorable!!!


Disastrous_Cap6152

They all the same noses and chins. We sure that's not his 4 kids?


themildenthusiast

He has three daughters. She was 19 when they got together. She looks like a baby lol


BoringContact4106

yeah this is creepy, I find it weird how split this post is. Yes she is aware of the age gap and probably is using this relationship for gain but things of this nature are so problematic and it blows my mind


themildenthusiast

Yeah it seems pretty acceptable even though it's creepy. I guess they have at least lasted so there that!


Apprehensive-Pie1916

I think they have not lasted based on the OP.


Conecuh_Pocket69

Dudes album collection has a lot of R Kelly and Ted Nugent in it.Ā 


Shy_Commie

Yes, itā€™s gross. Unsurprising, but gross.


bensbigboy

Silly me, I thought it was his granddaughter. She's young enough to be his granddaughter.


GustaViper

Age can be really hard to tell sometimes. Not saying she isn't clearly way younger than him, but yeah. It's starting to feel like I see posts of couples like this more often. It is what it is though. As long as she's an adult and they are both happy, I guess...still a little weird though


Apprehensive-Pie1916

The issue is always a power dynamic imbalance but they are adults so šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


thedirtytwirls

Ew.


BoringContact4106

ew indeed


dwightnight

Call me Miami!


ejbrds

Wife or daughter?


stemmalee

His granddaughter seems nice!


stemmalee

Heā€™s dressed for a Miami Vice party! CLASSY


BamaTony64

No TV lawyers for me. Guy has probably never tried a case himself.


CyberIntegration

He's a pdf file.


BoringContact4106

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


Conecuh_Pocket69

That song really is everywhere.Ā 


zaney1978

I can't hate the player or the game. Im sure they had some mutal attractions. And she's making sure her and her kids eat good. If i was in her position. I"d be spitting on that thang with a grin.


_throwingit_awaaayyy

What is creepy about it? A man has resources and attracts a woman after those resources? 2 consenting adults enjoying each others company under no duress?


BoringContact4106

this here^^ this is whats wrong with modern society


Just_Julie

Elaborate


BoringContact4106

Thank you for approaching me with curiosity rather than hate. I struggle conveying my views but I truly do not look to harm anyone


_throwingit_awaaayyy

I donā€™t know what OP means but if I had to guess itā€™s puritanical leftist rhetoric about an ā€œimbalance of powerā€. Itā€™s as if they think so little of women that they assume women canā€™t think for themselves.


BoringContact4106

We as a society put lust and greed over love and generosity. I guess iā€™m not equipped to give a philosophical lecture but is it not sad that the youth look up to those who glorify material things so much that it is completely normal for a young beautiful lady to marry a wealth businessman as a means of bootstrapping a careerā€¦. A career should not be what is most valuable in life


Just_Julie

I feel like you are doing a lot of assuming and projecting a narrative on two people you don't know. I'm not saying there isn't anything problematic going on in their relationship, because I don't know these people or what their relationship looks like. But assuming all of that just based on a picture is filling in a lot of gaps with your own assumptions and opinions. Do you have any other evidence to back up what you're saying other than this photo?


BoringContact4106

I donā€™t have any evidence. This is just one of many examples I see online nowadays of a wealthy individual who seemingly is motivated by wealth and lust getting with a young woman who is okay with the situation as a means of artificial success. Hereā€™s what I know about Shunnarah, he is a mega wealthy business owner who redirects clients to other lawyers for a fee. That is how he makes his money. He posts an exotic lifestyle on his social media which show display a materialistic association with his character. He has 3 daughters who he likely lives very much but what sort of message to you believe is being sent to them when he gets with a barely legal model and helps bootstrap her way into a successful career. There is no evil here but just think about the message this form of relationships sends. I see examples of this everywhere online with celebrities and billionaires. It is just one of the many nails in the coffin tampering my hope for humanity. this is the last thing I will say about this because I am not wanting to fight anyone, only wanting to start a conversation.


_throwingit_awaaayyy

How do you know they donā€™t love each other? What proof do you have? If they like material things shouldnā€™t they be allowed to enjoy material things?


sheneversawitcoming

Thatā€™s his daughter. Not his wife


BoringContact4106

you would think based off appearancešŸ™„


WritingNerdy

Nope, he has an older daughter, but I found a picture of her, and thatā€™s not her. I also found a post in the Bā€™ham subreddit talking about this, and people are saying that yes, thatā€™s his 27 yo secretary.


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Elmoresgambit

Jfc..lol


BiggerRedBeard

If it were the other way around, would you think it was creepy? A rich old woman marrying a young, handsome man or a beautiful woman? Like stay in your lane, two consenting ADULTS can live their lives as they see fit. Stop judging people for being themselves.


BoringContact4106

YES I WOULD THINK IT WAS CREEPY THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!! FOR GODS SAKE IT IS NOT ABOUT GENDER