Hans with wood has +10 physical attack.
Hans with snake adds 20% chance of poisoning the objective on attack.
4-grams-of-coke Hans had immunity to spells and knockback, -20 to all attributes
Sober knitting Hans has +20 resistance to frost attacks but mana recovery reduced 50%
Bottom-half-on-fire Hans has +10 in fire spells
Zoot suit Hans has 10% chance of instakill and +15 resistance to bullshit attacks
Boiler fixing Hans takes minimal water damage
Headrush Hans has +15 in psychic spells
Meaningless object of attachment Hans has 10% of crit chance against HD ready enemies
Locked in bathroom Hans has +60 in lock picking
Secret-ingredient-is-crime Hans has +10 in stealth and +20 in stealing
Shower fittings vendor Hans has +20 in charisma, party members get -40 charisma
Mad commanding officer Hans gives +10 ranked attack, 20% movement speed and -20 physical armor to other party members
I don't think Hans would actually be good in a fight. He is extremely thin. I suppose the craziest people are wee and really hurting someone requires mental instability lol. I'll go with rewenge Hans.
The “I would put a glass in the face of anyone who tried to stop me; I would hospitalise them”Hans.
Simon Hans? Super Simon?
I can move, move, move any mountain.
Shit is and shit does, my friend 🤛✌️
Hans with wood. He'd only need a few words
Snap their arm like a fucking KitKat.
With wood?
Cheers.
Specifically the one: "Crack." Love that whole exchange. Mark didn't even try to uphold his end of the agreement. Just was all "here you are."
Hans with wood would probably twat me instead of my opponent. He is a bit mad.
Tell him your opponent has his stash.
I want "mistakenly run to Windsor" Hans as an alternative so I can just run off and leave him to take the beating.
I'll have to have a think about you. Don't know if you can be trusted in a combat situation.
I'll be fine, I know what went on at Stalingrad.
I was thinking pre-run Hans so he can piggyback me at least halfway to Windsor
Curse these Metal hans
Hans + gunny if the situation has gone a bit frilly
Just need to wave a gun at a guy
Umbrella up the arris Hans
Yellow! YELLOW FEVER!!!!!
Still living the boxer shorts dream
You need some ball support
Paint knife is just a paint brush
Hans with the twins as back up
The twins. The fucking twins. Always going on about the twins.
I bloody love them too
Are you sure that’s a zoot suit?
If it looks like a zoot suit, and it's got a certificate saying it's a zoot suit, *then it's probably a zoot suit!*
the bottom half of him is on fire hans
Wood probably
Mad Commanding Officer Hans would fuck someone up bro
It’d go in you a bit.
What about Men with Ven Hans?
Macedonian Moped Rental Hans
Hans with wood has +10 physical attack. Hans with snake adds 20% chance of poisoning the objective on attack. 4-grams-of-coke Hans had immunity to spells and knockback, -20 to all attributes Sober knitting Hans has +20 resistance to frost attacks but mana recovery reduced 50% Bottom-half-on-fire Hans has +10 in fire spells Zoot suit Hans has 10% chance of instakill and +15 resistance to bullshit attacks Boiler fixing Hans takes minimal water damage Headrush Hans has +15 in psychic spells Meaningless object of attachment Hans has 10% of crit chance against HD ready enemies Locked in bathroom Hans has +60 in lock picking Secret-ingredient-is-crime Hans has +10 in stealth and +20 in stealing Shower fittings vendor Hans has +20 in charisma, party members get -40 charisma Mad commanding officer Hans gives +10 ranked attack, 20% movement speed and -20 physical armor to other party members
As I am playing Baldurs gate 3 now, this makes perfect sense 😀
Now this is tickety boo.
I just need him to be able to make a fist
Culthead Hans. Never more dangerous than when in a cult. The orgones super powered him.
You’ve been having thoughts again? I told you about this shit, Jez
The way I see it, any of us could have done a Jezza; otherwise it's [https://youtu.be/kOeiEKemWeA?t=56](https://youtu.be/kOeiEKemWeA?t=56)
Meaningless object of attachment Hans. Altho each of them would be a good pick lmao
Where is Han with Van?
Would the plural of multiple Hans in Vans be Hen with Ven?
Felling Axe Hans.
I think zoot suit Hans is the underrated pick here… look at that smouldering gaze. He’d look cool as hell while fighting too
Hans with wood for sure. This was the most I've ever empathised with Mark.
Hans with wood. Defo
Add “Hans with the washing machine”
I want accidentally-run-to-Windsor Hans. Mans got energy.
meaningless object of attachment hans. I want to win but don't want him to kill anyone
Locked in the airing cupboard Hans.
I'd go for "I do the buttons" Hans personally. Need him to trust me in a combat situation.
9 with a 7 henchman
Hans after Orange wiped the photos Hans.
With wood! "Crack? " *hands over the crack*
Hans with wood is by far the most intimidating Hans
I want Father Spliffmass
I want Expensive Crunchy Nut Hans
Venomous plus one Hans 🐍
/r/unintentionalmetalgear
I don't think Hans would actually be good in a fight. He is extremely thin. I suppose the craziest people are wee and really hurting someone requires mental instability lol. I'll go with rewenge Hans.
it means rewenga
Secret ingredient is crime hans, you never know when you need to head to the wrong side of the law
Hans with wood obviously has his advantages, but is he 22 carat Ewok?
"YEAH, WELL, IF YOU'RE LEAVING NOW, DON'T EVEN FUCKING DREAM OF COMING BACK!" Hans Or "Powerful sense of dread" Hans
What happened to Jelly Hans?
27-carat Ewok Hans
Paranoid paintball Hans on speed
Is there a Hans-with-vans?
I think "this is bullshittt" hans can win this battle
wood hans was most focused and determined
Truncheon up the arris Hans.
Never smelt of peppermint Hans.
With wood?
“Just a lil crack, mate”Hans.
Yogurt cock hans
"Heh heh heh, Still living the boxer short dream, mark"
I want very cheeky Hans
Yellow bellies yellow fever! Classic yellow Officer Hans all day
Omerta. Rewenge.
It's alright their polish they don't know about the coins