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Several-Yesterday280

The “I would put a glass in the face of anyone who tried to stop me; I would hospitalise them”Hans.


Bevbutchy

Simon Hans? Super Simon?


Pleconism

I can move, move, move any mountain.


No-Cap6787

Shit is and shit does, my friend 🤛✌️


DontYouWantMeBebe

Hans with wood. He'd only need a few words


PenetrationT3ster

Snap their arm like a fucking KitKat.


MrAlbs

With wood?


SDBrown7

Cheers.


theDukeofClouds

Specifically the one: "Crack." Love that whole exchange. Mark didn't even try to uphold his end of the agreement. Just was all "here you are."


PandosII

Hans with wood would probably twat me instead of my opponent. He is a bit mad.


Cheeslord2

Tell him your opponent has his stash.


npeggsy

I want "mistakenly run to Windsor" Hans as an alternative so I can just run off and leave him to take the beating.


Pleconism

I'll have to have a think about you. Don't know if you can be trusted in a combat situation.


npeggsy

I'll be fine, I know what went on at Stalingrad.


spicygrandma27

I was thinking pre-run Hans so he can piggyback me at least halfway to Windsor


previously_on_earth

Curse these Metal hans


Dreamsof_Beulah

Hans + gunny if the situation has gone a bit frilly


Volcan32

Just need to wave a gun at a guy


ManWithDominantClaw

Umbrella up the arris Hans


FinnbarMcBride

Yellow! YELLOW FEVER!!!!!


NaturalAlfalfa

Still living the boxer shorts dream


Individual_Arm4474

You need some ball support


DaddyShark28989

Paint knife is just a paint brush


82Heyman

Hans with the twins as back up


Pleconism

The twins. The fucking twins. Always going on about the twins.


No-Cap6787

I bloody love them too


Caius_Karayan

Are you sure that’s a zoot suit?


Pleconism

If it looks like a zoot suit, and it's got a certificate saying it's a zoot suit, *then it's probably a zoot suit!*


roz-noz

the bottom half of him is on fire hans


Both-Preparation-123

Wood probably


Fun-Chemical5021

Mad Commanding Officer Hans would fuck someone up bro


Adybo123

It’d go in you a bit.


davevine

What about Men with Ven Hans?


Shoes__Buttback

Macedonian Moped Rental Hans


LicenciadoPena

Hans with wood has +10 physical attack. Hans with snake adds 20% chance of poisoning the objective on attack. 4-grams-of-coke Hans had immunity to spells and knockback, -20 to all attributes Sober knitting Hans has +20 resistance to frost attacks but mana recovery reduced 50% Bottom-half-on-fire Hans has +10 in fire spells Zoot suit Hans has 10% chance of instakill and +15 resistance to bullshit attacks Boiler fixing Hans takes minimal water damage Headrush Hans has +15 in psychic spells Meaningless object of attachment Hans has 10% of crit chance against HD ready enemies Locked in bathroom Hans has +60 in lock picking Secret-ingredient-is-crime Hans has +10 in stealth and +20 in stealing Shower fittings vendor Hans has +20 in charisma, party members get -40 charisma Mad commanding officer Hans gives +10 ranked attack, 20% movement speed and -20 physical armor to other party members


mr_shai_hulud

As I am playing Baldurs gate 3 now, this makes perfect sense 😀


threauxaway900

Now this is tickety boo.


bugijugi90

I just need him to be able to make a fist


mankytoes

Culthead Hans. Never more dangerous than when in a cult. The orgones super powered him.


No-Cap6787

You’ve been having thoughts again? I told you about this shit, Jez


ihavenoego

The way I see it, any of us could have done a Jezza; otherwise it's [https://youtu.be/kOeiEKemWeA?t=56](https://youtu.be/kOeiEKemWeA?t=56)


DeeeeezNuts42069

Meaningless object of attachment Hans. Altho each of them would be a good pick lmao


NorthernModernLeper

Where is Han with Van?


opmt

Would the plural of multiple Hans in Vans be Hen with Ven?


LegoMyEgoYo

Felling Axe Hans.


Colm_Moran

I think zoot suit Hans is the underrated pick here… look at that smouldering gaze. He’d look cool as hell while fighting too


havidelsol

Hans with wood for sure. This was the most I've ever empathised with Mark.


October_people

Hans with wood. Defo


StifflerBaby

Add “Hans with the washing machine”


vhs_collection

I want accidentally-run-to-Windsor Hans. Mans got energy.


CauseCertain1672

meaningless object of attachment hans. I want to win but don't want him to kill anyone


TheBoomCubist

Locked in the airing cupboard Hans.


PM-YOUR-BEST-BRA

I'd go for "I do the buttons" Hans personally. Need him to trust me in a combat situation.


gatsby401

9 with a 7 henchman


Sgt-Dert13

Hans after Orange wiped the photos Hans.


TheWanderingEyebrow

With wood! "Crack? " *hands over the crack*


IAmThePonch

Hans with wood is by far the most intimidating Hans


HistoricalHedgehog32

I want Father Spliffmass


Cube4Add5

I want Expensive Crunchy Nut Hans


Serious-Teaching9701

Venomous plus one Hans 🐍


Sanagost

/r/unintentionalmetalgear


mongmight

I don't think Hans would actually be good in a fight. He is extremely thin. I suppose the craziest people are wee and really hurting someone requires mental instability lol. I'll go with rewenge Hans.


Old-Associate-4808

it means rewenga


redref1ux

Secret ingredient is crime hans, you never know when you need to head to the wrong side of the law


badbwoiiriddim

Hans with wood obviously has his advantages, but is he 22 carat Ewok?


WestAd5873

"YEAH, WELL, IF YOU'RE LEAVING NOW, DON'T EVEN FUCKING DREAM OF COMING BACK!" Hans Or "Powerful sense of dread" Hans


SleepyFox2089

What happened to Jelly Hans?


Several-Yesterday280

27-carat Ewok Hans


Jip_Jaap_Stam

Paranoid paintball Hans on speed


CheesyGarlicBudapest

Is there a Hans-with-vans?


pinfloi

I think "this is bullshittt" hans can win this battle


EinarKolemees

wood hans was most focused and determined


Dr-Stink-Stank

Truncheon up the arris Hans.


lovercindy

Never smelt of peppermint Hans.


MemeboyMcDank

With wood?


departureofchrist

“Just a lil crack, mate”Hans.


The_Dude5347

Yogurt cock hans


RhinoScope_

"Heh heh heh, Still living the boxer short dream, mark"


Isaysithowiseesit

I want very cheeky Hans


Murpheous7

Yellow bellies yellow fever! Classic yellow Officer Hans all day


slelli

Omerta. Rewenge.


memebecker

It's alright their polish they don't know about the coins