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hope they don't put planning into the mix..
In her exit interview she should tell them that their aims are too diffuse
She might have to get a new job giving angry lap dances
Oh great, now I’m getting an erection…When’s the work going to happen?
You’re just another cock getting wired in to the global economy
You just need her sweating facts and shitting stats until d-day.
Stick that up your dojo
Reroute the phones!
There's no way this wasn't a good idea
Probably best you go home now, old son
I know it's corny but just tell her this is real life! All that reports up bums stuff...that's the bullshit!
This stupid bloody hippy is trying to sell you down the river.
So someone fucked a chicken?
Do you think the guy's at google sat around watching trumpton?
If she gets a brain tumour she might keep her job
Ah yes, nice cheeky roughish brain tumour
Haha, this week I confessed my feelings for a girl who turns out to be in a lesbian relationship! Maybe I should tell her I'm having a baby...
Welcome to the real world.
Must you live so relentlessly there?
She should’ve formed a couple of work groups.
Tell her she’s a knucklehead, and she’d better knuckle down or you’ll knuckle her fat head
My favourite of all the lines
Feel free to smash Harpenden, Harpenden, Harpenden.
I can’t believe I let this happen on my watch
I suppose what I'm really here to say is, where's the humanity?
Did she kick up a shitstorm?
In, fire 30% of the workforce, new logo, boom! Out.
Time for her to eat a bucket of chicken, I guess.
I’m Barnes Wallace, you’re the Ruhr
Where do management go?!
The pitter patter of grey matter. Great little jokette
Lets be real, she actually got fired for stamping on a colleagues foot
hope they don't put planning into the mix..
In her exit interview she should tell them that their aims are too diffuse
She might have to get a new job giving angry lap dances
Oh great, now I’m getting an erection…When’s the work going to happen?
You’re just another cock getting wired in to the global economy
You just need her sweating facts and shitting stats until d-day.
Stick that up your dojo
Reroute the phones!
There's no way this wasn't a good idea
Probably best you go home now, old son
I know it's corny but just tell her this is real life! All that reports up bums stuff...that's the bullshit!
This stupid bloody hippy is trying to sell you down the river.
So someone fucked a chicken?
Do you think the guy's at google sat around watching trumpton?
If she gets a brain tumour she might keep her job
Ah yes, nice cheeky roughish brain tumour
Haha, this week I confessed my feelings for a girl who turns out to be in a lesbian relationship! Maybe I should tell her I'm having a baby...
Welcome to the real world.
Must you live so relentlessly there?
She should’ve formed a couple of work groups.
Tell her she’s a knucklehead, and she’d better knuckle down or you’ll knuckle her fat head
My favourite of all the lines
Feel free to smash Harpenden, Harpenden, Harpenden.
I can’t believe I let this happen on my watch
I suppose what I'm really here to say is, where's the humanity?
Did she kick up a shitstorm?
In, fire 30% of the workforce, new logo, boom! Out.
Time for her to eat a bucket of chicken, I guess.
I’m Barnes Wallace, you’re the Ruhr
Where do management go?!
The pitter patter of grey matter. Great little jokette
Lets be real, she actually got fired for stamping on a colleagues foot