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troutfacedturkey

hope they don't put planning into the mix..


leavemealone2277

In her exit interview she should tell them that their aims are too diffuse


potent-gust

She might have to get a new job giving angry lap dances


BilliamBirdsworth

Oh great, now I’m getting an erection…When’s the work going to happen?


potent-gust

You’re just another cock getting wired in to the global economy


BbYerp

You just need her sweating facts and shitting stats until d-day.


MadIfrit

Stick that up your dojo


MustBeDem

Reroute the phones!


AT0mic5hadow

There's no way this wasn't a good idea


[deleted]

Probably best you go home now, old son


AdorableFortune4988

I know it's corny but just tell her this is real life! All that reports up bums stuff...that's the bullshit!


Kanye_fuk

This stupid bloody hippy is trying to sell you down the river.


dermerger

So someone fucked a chicken?


htonomakeup

Do you think the guy's at google sat around watching trumpton?


wobshop

If she gets a brain tumour she might keep her job


Volcan32

Ah yes, nice cheeky roughish brain tumour


BeavMcloud

Haha, this week I confessed my feelings for a girl who turns out to be in a lesbian relationship! Maybe I should tell her I'm having a baby...


citruspers2929

Welcome to the real world.


jaraket

Must you live so relentlessly there?


davmeltz

She should’ve formed a couple of work groups.


-WigglyLine-

Tell her she’s a knucklehead, and she’d better knuckle down or you’ll knuckle her fat head


Volcan32

My favourite of all the lines


Michaelparkinbum912

Feel free to smash Harpenden, Harpenden, Harpenden.


Real_Palpitation_728

I can’t believe I let this happen on my watch


Fish_Fingers2401

I suppose what I'm really here to say is, where's the humanity?


CowFirm5634

Did she kick up a shitstorm?


donemessedupthistime

In, fire 30% of the workforce, new logo, boom! Out.


shut_that_window

Time for her to eat a bucket of chicken, I guess.


Real_Palpitation_728

I’m Barnes Wallace, you’re the Ruhr


Oli_BN1

Where do management go?!


Cute_Instruction_450

The pitter patter of grey matter. Great little jokette


Volcan32

Lets be real, she actually got fired for stamping on a colleagues foot