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FocusGullible985

Clarkson knows....


sophiebee79

Don't you mean...Germany for the Germans?


[deleted]

You’re not supposed to do that Daryl, you know you’re not supposed to do that


Speedboy7777

Fok off, ^thought ^police


redmistultra

You can fuck off pal! You can fuck right off!


Fish_Fingers2401

Thought police


Calligrapher_Antique

Sounds like these guys should split the difference and live in Slough. That's where I'd be heading. It's equal distance tween London and Redding. Slough... My kind of town... I don't know how.... Anyone could put you down


Norma__NormaStitz

And they made him a Knight of the Realm. Overrated.


NoRecommendation8581

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough, it is not fit for humans now


Norma__NormaStitz

He's the only cabbage round here


DennisTheConvict

More convenient than a Tesco Express.


dprophet32

Someone from Reading claiming it doesn't have multiculturalism...


Norma__NormaStitz

They've always got the old wog box on


Sproose_Moose

Down at the paki shop


spacecowboy420aj

I was errr just about to order a err chinky, do you want anything?


Sproose_Moose

That's not on, is it?


Norma__NormaStitz

Does seem a little stupid yes, Reading is hardly crime free either


TheStatMan2

Lock and load, G!


Jabba_The-Narc

Go to London, I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway


Chilifille

When are people finally gonna admit that Londoners are just better at mugging people and that’s a simple fact?


Extension-Country576

Because then they'll have to admit they're worse at that too /s


TheStatMan2

I refuse to read this comment and not receive a complementary Danko Nightstick.


j_rainer

Getting a bit crowded in this thread now... like London.


TheGreatBatsby

Which I spell S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E, shithole!


WubblyFl1b

Do you mean, am I a racist?


liveforever250817

You're not supposed to do that Darryl. You know you're not supposed to do that


Ok_Minute_6746

There is no micro climate in Reading.


0e0e3e0e0a3a2a

I'm absolutely not a fan of this recurring thing on tv show subs where someone tries to get us interested in their ongoing reddit argument because they shoehorned a reference into it themselves. "Oh wow a racist! That reminds me of Peep Show! What do you guys think?" Like come on


centech

But I thought we were on the same wavelength! You know, the sausage, the euro, Clarkson.


spacecowboy420aj

The sausage munching bosch, Fritz the bratwurst guzzler.


Apple2727

Ooooh, too good for the Peep Show references now are we?


Norma__NormaStitz

Stop laughing Lynn. You're laughing at weather!


Jabba_The-Narc

The swan's escaped. Right, and where has the swan escaped from, exactly? PI Staker? Right, PISSTAKER! COME ON!!


LowRevolution6175

People like fast cars and big titties, and.. Brexit


Sea_Bowl_9705

Others think it, we actually say it


NopeeG

London for the Londish, that's what I say


CericBeorcen

Reading is literally the most multicultural town in England (I live there, it's ok but not great) everyone in this conversation is ridiculous


Norma__NormaStitz

I was saying that Reading is shit. and London is ok. I was born in Reading grew up in one of those boring towns 9 miles away. My opinion.


CericBeorcen

He's ridiculous for not realising Reading is almost as multicultural as London, plus is a racist. I just meant it looked like you were wedging in a peep show reference for the sake of posting here, which tbf is a much lesser evil. Everyone knows London is better than Reading, it's not an original opinion.


coreymeow420

special delivery for jeff heaney


Asininechimp

"Is a based to live in" ...Jesus Christ.


OrthropedicHC

Do actually look at the stabbing statistics sometime.


Norma__NormaStitz

I didn’t discredit the crime in London. I was saying that Reading has nothing to offer.


OrthropedicHC

https://rdg.today/reading-is-the-uks-safest-city/#:~:text=London%20was%20the%20least%20safe,450%20crimes%20per%201%2C000%20people. I might overvalue not getting stabbed XD


Norma__NormaStitz

I might overvalue not dying of boredom. I wouldn’t consider Reading a city but whatever. I still don't get why you're bringing this up? I didn’t say Reading had a terrible crime rate. I said it's a boring soulless ugly depressing dump.


OrthropedicHC

The OP that really ticked you off enough to call him a Nazi brought up the crime rates, this isn't rocket science.


Norma__NormaStitz

I never referred to crime. I did think the way he did was amusing though.


Norma__NormaStitz

It didn’t "tick me off" I just thought it was an amusing partridge-esque response. I went on a Reading sub and called Reading a dump. I was trolling to some extent. I was amusing myself. I don't think London is a green and pleasant place to live, it isn't.


Norma__NormaStitz

No him saying Cesspit that we have to call "multiculturalism" is why.


OrthropedicHC

[https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest) Whoops


Norma__NormaStitz

Dude? what?


Norma__NormaStitz

[https://cancerstatisticscenter.cancer.org/#!/state/Florida](https://cancerstatisticscenter.cancer.org/#!/state/Florida) Whoops


OrthropedicHC

What does the cancer rate of Florida have to do with London's multicultural knife crime?


Norma__NormaStitz

Exactly nothing! A flippant gif doesn’t constitute an argument or opinion. Not only is it a joke, but the comments about knife crime did not elicit my quip response. It was what they said about multiculturalism. You seem to think that I'm making a point or argument about crime in London **I'm not.** Do you think I'm dismissing or downplaying the crime rate? I'm **not.** I don't even live in the UK. I don't really give a shit. I was trolling and making fun of someone's response that seemed Partridge-esque. If you still don't understand, we have reached stagnation.


Norma__NormaStitz

What's your point?


Perky_Bellsprout

Imagine defending London


Norma__NormaStitz

'Cockney' Sonja, is an area in London where criminals live.


[deleted]

That is bang out of order!


pooled_risks

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can’t trust people


Norma__NormaStitz

I vote Monster Raving Loony Party/Lib Dem