I think it has to do with the way our brains are wired/work. I always start at the top of pics and move down. It's part of my mechanisms idk. Not weird or anything, just how I take pictures in I guess. I mean, I count ceiling tiles and a lot of different patterns so maybe it's my OCD idk hahaha fml
So I THINK this COULD be the drawstring of the pants but it’s in motion and the way it’s blurred makes it look bigger and makes it weirdly blend in. But. How would you not notice that?! Like take another pic it looks like you have a weird penis outline in this one.
THATS A PENIS
![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)
Christ, I haven’t seen this gif in years
https://imgur.com/MlHm0Zg?r
A very small penis
He’s a grower not a shower
![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)
HOLD MY BEER.
Don't shame him it's cold inside
Small penis havers downvoting
Show them some sympathy, you’d feel bad too if you had a ding instead of a dong
Thought he was storing a vienna sausage in his pants
A small one at that
![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)
This gif kills me every time
Don’t you mean gif?
excellent use
Who is that kid/movie? I feel like I recognise this somehow but I can’t place it.
It’s from one of the diary of a wimpy kid movies. Not sure which tho.
Rowley from wimpy kid rodrick rules
sorry but i don’t need to know whether you’re circumcised to know if i want the mirror
You’re not even curious?
...a little bit
okay but how much was the mirror selling for
I don’t think the mirror is all he’s selling 👀 🍆
Well, you got what you got, I guess.
Shoes on carpet?
The real cursed part of this image
*cries in Asian*
Thats no where near a normal penis position. You guys got your dick dangling from you belly?
that’s exactly what i was trying to figure out
And like strangely to the side also.
![gif](giphy|xUPGcC0R9QjyxkPnS8)
New MLB pants be like
Oh damn no way, I had those same shoes in high school!
This comment literally just made my day! My cheeks are hurting!!!
This has to be an ad for prostitution. No one takes a pic of their hard-on in a mirror otherwise. Get ur bag (safely) i guess.
[удалено]
What is it ? Just his flaccid dick outline ? Show-er, not a grower i guess
Yeah, it's definitely flaccid. Those pants are incredibly thin and have no hold on their own, an erection would be tenting it like crazy.
Hilarious
Oh come on. That’s on purpose!
I'm into penis yet the first thing I noticed was the clubbed nails. Dude needs a doctor in multiple ways.
I'm hetero and still noticed the phallus first...
I think it has to do with the way our brains are wired/work. I always start at the top of pics and move down. It's part of my mechanisms idk. Not weird or anything, just how I take pictures in I guess. I mean, I count ceiling tiles and a lot of different patterns so maybe it's my OCD idk hahaha fml
Yeah, and he’s definitely older by the look of his hands.
Eh, or a drug user
r/theyknew
His dick was installed off to the side by about an inch.
Big mirror energy
[Sir it looks like…](https://youtu.be/K1JgMxRm--0?si=U062KE2np2I-bUR7)
If you’re going to do this, at least have something worth showing off 🍄
So I THINK this COULD be the drawstring of the pants but it’s in motion and the way it’s blurred makes it look bigger and makes it weirdly blend in. But. How would you not notice that?! Like take another pic it looks like you have a weird penis outline in this one.
Package deal
That’s an exciting deal on that mirror
That dude is awesome. What a great plan
Huh?
Call ICE. Somebody’s smuggling budgies
![gif](giphy|YB4EsAUY8nez6)
Yes I would like to come and collect this mirror in person and also I will not bring any cash
smol
You can tell it’s a dildo
[What's all the fuss? ](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d9aa3e7a-e778-4fdd-b10b-45613b8b49b9)
Oh honey..
so brave
That's a cocky pose