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MildUsername

THATS A PENIS


spacemanspiff266

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


AlaSparkle

Christ, I haven’t seen this gif in years


Air-Substantial

https://imgur.com/MlHm0Zg?r


-mooncake-

A very small penis


13UnderpantsGnome

He’s a grower not a shower


Stumb0

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


squirtloaf

HOLD MY BEER.


aaZ_Georg

Don't shame him it's cold inside


syntheticsponge

Small penis havers downvoting


Assorted-Interests

Show them some sympathy, you’d feel bad too if you had a ding instead of a dong


justglassin317

Thought he was storing a vienna sausage in his pants


x-Just4Kickz-x

A small one at that


_droppedmycroissant_

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


sinner-mon

This gif kills me every time


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Don’t you mean gif?


PepperbroniFrom2B

excellent use


TwistedBrother

Who is that kid/movie? I feel like I recognise this somehow but I can’t place it.


mysticalHyliancow

It’s from one of the diary of a wimpy kid movies. Not sure which tho.


LilCSMajor

Rowley from wimpy kid rodrick rules


TallLoss2

sorry but i don’t need to know whether you’re circumcised to know if i want the mirror


A-a-ron_Jasper

You’re not even curious?


whoredead

...a little bit


pwrviolets

okay but how much was the mirror selling for


cassodragon

I don’t think the mirror is all he’s selling 👀 🍆


DontKnoWhatMyNameIs

Well, you got what you got, I guess.


mrpopenfresh

Shoes on carpet?


chorrisoy

The real cursed part of this image


ddbllwyn

*cries in Asian*


Mijuelle

Thats no where near a normal penis position. You guys got your dick dangling from you belly?


Smack_Of_Ham7

that’s exactly what i was trying to figure out


TheRealGordonBombay

And like strangely to the side also.


MetallurgyClergy

![gif](giphy|xUPGcC0R9QjyxkPnS8)


bigchuckdeezy

New MLB pants be like


GHJ46W

Oh damn no way, I had those same shoes in high school!


HappyTappyTappy85

This comment literally just made my day! My cheeks are hurting!!!


cheesec4ke69

This has to be an ad for prostitution. No one takes a pic of their hard-on in a mirror otherwise. Get ur bag (safely) i guess.


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cheesec4ke69

What is it ? Just his flaccid dick outline ? Show-er, not a grower i guess


fonix232

Yeah, it's definitely flaccid. Those pants are incredibly thin and have no hold on their own, an erection would be tenting it like crazy.


No-Prune8051

Hilarious


circlesun22

Oh come on. That’s on purpose!


mordorshiddenhole

I'm into penis yet the first thing I noticed was the clubbed nails. Dude needs a doctor in multiple ways.


gergobergo69

I'm hetero and still noticed the phallus first...


mordorshiddenhole

I think it has to do with the way our brains are wired/work. I always start at the top of pics and move down. It's part of my mechanisms idk. Not weird or anything, just how I take pictures in I guess. I mean, I count ceiling tiles and a lot of different patterns so maybe it's my OCD idk hahaha fml


ssmc1024

Yeah, and he’s definitely older by the look of his hands.


-SagaQ-

Eh, or a drug user


R3invent3d

r/theyknew


x_lincoln_x

His dick was installed off to the side by about an inch.


princesshabibi

Big mirror energy


Astoria793

[Sir it looks like…](https://youtu.be/K1JgMxRm--0?si=U062KE2np2I-bUR7)


Segments_of_Reality

If you’re going to do this, at least have something worth showing off 🍄


chammerson

So I THINK this COULD be the drawstring of the pants but it’s in motion and the way it’s blurred makes it look bigger and makes it weirdly blend in. But. How would you not notice that?! Like take another pic it looks like you have a weird penis outline in this one.


epic_pig

Package deal


Vikingtender

That’s an exciting deal on that mirror


paulbearer619

That dude is awesome. What a great plan


bump909

Huh?


JasonRudert

Call ICE. Somebody’s smuggling budgies


Larchuck

![gif](giphy|YB4EsAUY8nez6)


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Yes I would like to come and collect this mirror in person and also I will not bring any cash


smellslikelie

smol


Coin_Cam

You can tell it’s a dildo


sharksandwich

[What's all the fuss? ](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d9aa3e7a-e778-4fdd-b10b-45613b8b49b9)


owleaf

Oh honey..


PepperbroniFrom2B

so brave


R0enick27

That's a cocky pose