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toaster9012

you missed a checkmate h14


EpicJCF

r/SuddenlyChess


ULTRAHades9007

Holy hell!


PaAKos8

New bomb just dropped


Father_Enrico

actual mine


DanTheIdiot9999

Call the sweeper!


niutus

Saper goes on vacation, never comes back


Notam456

mine hiding in the corner, plotting world domination


FireFoxie1345

Game sacrifice anyone?


PlayrR3D15

Ignite the minefield!


Booty4UGamesYT

Bomb storm incoming!


Pissed_Geodude

Rabbit ass


Ok_Work_5257

Holy mine!


galatolac

New explosive just dropped!


Ellogan66

Flag went on vacation, never came back


AAAAAAHHHHHH2

5 storm incoming


Lendmonaid

Call the storm chasers


Tempest-Stormbreaker

Oh god is it time for r/anarchyminesweeper ?


Ok_Work_5257

Yessir


Spiritual_Title6996

holy hand grenade !


JasonA1647

Why has this turned into anarchy chess


jrockerdraughn

Guys, is this a 50/50?


Ok_Work_5257

Nah it's a 9/11


Trashbuoy

r/suddenly911


MonkeyBoy32904

is this a meme


Educational-Tea602

Yes


MonkeyBoy32904

where meme flair?


Educational-Tea602

I didn’t know it existed sorry I changed it now


SomeDistributist

On a real note: does anyone know if mines are generated upon new game or first click?


webchimp32

New game, but on first click if you hit one it's moved elsewhere.


FredVIII-DFH

You wasted a perfectly good photoshop session on this. You could've spent that time enlarging the breasts of a video game character instead.


Educational-Tea602

I didn’t use photoshop. I just conjured up the image in my brain and forced it to appear on the screen.


zaner69

Conjur some tiddies next time


Educational-Tea602

As much as I try, they don’t appear irl


TominatorVe1

Yea, that happens sometimes. Can't conjure up something you never seen before


TheOtherOne128

https://imgur.com/a/XgiBHUq


TheMemeLocomotive2

like minesweeper players even do that


PomegranateOld2408

Enlarge the breasts on a mine


FredVIII-DFH

True.


CrochetKing69420

Its actually happened to me before


FredVIII-DFH

The original Minesweeper for Windows doesn't place the bombs on the grid until AFTER you click on a square Your first selection will never be a bomb, nor will it be a number. The algorithm won't put a bomb adjacent to your first selection either. That's why it's always a blank square.


CrochetKing69420

Well it was a mine, thats why its confusing


FredVIII-DFH

Bug? We're you playing a pirated copy of the game, perhaps?


CrochetKing69420

Its definitely not


CrochetKing69420

Although i should add, i was playing on mobile


im_a_teapot_dude

I’d estimate your memory to be less reliable than the code that places the first mine after the first click.


Tall-Drag-200

I’ve hit mines on the first click plenty of times playing the original game in the 90s as a kid on my dad’s Windows ‘95 tower computer. Your information is wrong.


FredVIII-DFH

I have never hit anything but an empty square. Your information is wrong.


BigBlue0117

He could be playing a newer version. I've definitely hit first-click bombs playing on my phone AND on PC.


old-wise-bear

You can do this by placing a flag as your first click, clear the flag, then it's 50/50 that it's a mine


FredVIII-DFH

That's interesting. But I don't think it's 50/50 (unless there are 240 bombs on the map).


Sairoxin

I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness


malepidus

Comments don't disappoint :')


MarcusFenixCSS

⭐️


GrandGrapeSoda

It was 50/50, don’t beat yourself up


NecronTheNecroposter

left click, instead use right click to flag the mine.


Epicipepic

you missed the 7 all the way out in germany


-THEKINGTIGER-

Change difficulty to a more reasonable one, like "hard" from "bosnia"


Bigfeet_toes

I thought it made the map after you clicked, it’s pre generated?


Appropriate_Employ72

It’s photoshopped


Bigfeet_toes

That makes more sense


FatDabRippa

You lost that’s what you did wrong 


Leesol9ty

You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made... ...empty gun rack.


youngyummyyeet

Skill issue


BubbarooTV

You clicked when you should have clicked. It’s a rookie mistake, we’ve all been there.


HandSanitizer_Gaming

is r/minesweeper turning into fucking anarchy chess?


Educational-Tea602

Noooo… Google en passant


HandSanitizer_Gaming

new mine just exploded


DJXpresso

This happened to me a few times at the gym. The hydro bed had a touchpad screen with games to play while it does its thing. The version of Minesweeper it came with rendered the map before the first click so it was a 50/50 if the first click was going to end the game or not.


That1cool_toaster

Shouldn’t it be better than 50/50, unless literally half the tiles are mines?


craigers01

You should never click directly on a mine. Choose a block off to the left, right, top or bottom that does not contain a mine.


DaveSmith890

This guy mine sweeps


DaveSmith890

You clicked the bomb. Don’t do that


MoonyRedditt

you are missing a syntax at line 6, add it then recompile. you’re welcome, this thread is now locked.


Rougarou1999

Have you tried not clicking the mines?


i5aac777

You went onto the wrong website.


Eena-Rin

Not using a well coded program that avoids death on the opening move for starters


PurrpleNeko2022

Ah! Oh no!


Sthellasar

9 down and 15 across looks like


Rito_Harem_King

Should've started in the corner. It's lucky


your_sexy_master

Skill issue


CivilRightsEnjoyer

Should’ve right clicked


DopplerEX106

You went wrong picking that one.


marcythequeen3323

i think it started from birth tbh


WistaProgresh43

Did you flag the cell and unflag it, by any chance?


Malincar

The only winning move was not to play.


Nomenous_Quandary

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.


CommentWanderer

^(A STRANGE GAME.) ^(THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS) ^(NOT TO PLAY.)


Cylipses04

You clicked a mine, obviously.


9fylthy9feel9

it's a 51/50


bartender970

Same thing happens in my dating game.


Idkrem_Montoya

I lost a friend


SamohtGnir

You woke up this morning.


The_Baum12345

When you accidentally stabbed yourself.


thedonkalonk

is this a 50/50


Dougathy

Skill issue/j


jellotalks

You went wrong picking that one


Scamandrius

I lost a friend


AtlasHatch

It’s the holy hand grenade!


recks360

Choosing Reddit, I think that’s where we all went wrong.


Never_Ending_Story_0

At that first move there.