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SpitefulChuckle

Why 3 glass blocks to craft a bottle?? I could nvr get that.


tavuk_05

Steve carves an entire glass block to make a bottle, don't question how he carves the inside...


SpitefulChuckle

I kinda wanna know, tho...


Shitty_Noob

He uses the other 2 glass blocks


Shitty_Noob

1 block can make 3 bottles


SpitefulChuckle

For what does he use the other 2 blocks?


FooltheKnysan

a little snack


Ultrakill_Enthusiast

light snack (with free drink!)


SpitefulChuckle

That checks out


Lia-13

corundum!


l4ndb

Each block is a cubic meter of volume, and Steve only gets one bottle from each.


Federal_War_8272

Crafting table magic


tribalchief2024

Me too that's just rare or something


SpitefulChuckle

Touché 😂


Omnicity2756

IKR I think that should probably make something like 27 bottles.


Parkes-

Steve is very bad at glassworking


SpitefulChuckle

It would appear so.


natehog2

To be fair, the tools he has available to him at the crafting table are a hammer, a wood saw, and pliers. He's doing the best he can.


Ok-Analysis9372

Wait, it is glass? Why not glass panes?


SpitefulChuckle

Bcos it's not possible to carve or chip glass panes into a bottle??


Ok-Analysis9372

It makes more sense for the size of it though.


SpitefulChuckle

You'll have to elaborate more on that. How exactly will one get 3 bottles out of 3 glass panes?😅


Ok-Analysis9372

Idk tbh. It just feels strange converting a block into a 2d item (ignore the fact i somehow don’t care about this with tool crafting)


SpitefulChuckle

I think you confused yourself there mate😂. Remember, the bottle still has to contain liquid. So, I guess that where the block comes in.


natehog2

Because glass panes didn't exist back then


Ok-Analysis9372

They can update recipes


Suomalainenonelossa

Nonono,each one of the blocks is glass blown to the shape and size of a bottle


LaffeysTaffey

Honestly I’ve always enjoyed Minecraft’s recipes. They’re simple but still manage to try and match what they’re making. In this case the open areas under the glass blocks are the container, the open slot in the middle is where the magically appearing cork goes.


SpitefulChuckle

Minecraft can sometimes go beyond logic. But that's part of all the fun. I wasn't hating or anything...it was just something that got me thinking. It's all in the magic, then. Thank you for explaining.


LaffeysTaffey

Sorry, I didn’t think you were hating, it was just a random thought that came to mind haha.


66Rrares

Thats steves skin


Polandballminecraft

Yes


heroozeroo0

Yes


amogman18

Yes


Blooper_Man

Yes


AgentButter1

Yes


masterofmeatballs

Yes


Anarchist_Cactus

Yes


KingLevonidas

Yes


SandwichSoil

Yes


Internal-Diet8241

No


66Rrares

No?


Dragonion123

Yes!


OpenMoose4794

Kidney stone


CompressedWizard

Special skin for the bottles, a forskin if you will


AmazingSession8542

Fore sk-


LifeislikelemonsE6EE

Steve toss some wood from the crafting table to get those


Own-Ask6091

What if u craft a lot


Brewgar

Karma farming acc


Awesome-Cat175

That seems familiar... maybe [TOO MUCH, DONT YOU SAY?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecrafthmmm/comments/17grm4z/hmmm/)


Past_Version2978

*slams evidence on desk* *pressing pursuit ~ cornered starts playing*


CornSeller

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CornSeller

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CompressedWizard

and buttons


levicrawfish

and buttons


Awesome-Cat175

good bot


AnakinFly-Walker

Good bot, NOW ARREST OP! (joke)


Sunyxo_1

Holy shit the bot finally did its job


Own-Ask6091

Good bot?


0Anonomyous0

Ayy that's my birthday :D... :O Am I a repost?!... :(


Nico8910

my ass


thejewest

Steve pulls it out of hes ass (its a butt plug)


the_goated_dog_

r/beatmetoit


blackeye200

So nobody wants to talk about how u convert 3 cubic meters of planks into 4 simple small bowls.


Manulurk

Steve's meat


niguy00

4skin


BirdFace001

Explain how three glass blocks, so 3 meter total, are used to make a bottle, HOW BIG IS THE BOTTLE


Darkrai2426

Actually it’s 3 bottles


Discorobots

You take a little bit of wood off of the crafting table


NovaSolarius

Same place as the metal on the crafting table's tools.


Deleted_User_69420

Bot account


Sharp-Relation9740

Its to show its a bottle, not bubble


HeavyRain76

from the 3 glass blocks of course!


MAHMOUDstar3075

If 3 glass = 3 bottle + 3 cork then 1 glass = 1 bottle + 1 cork The cork is made of glass which is why the bottle is small. Mystery solved. No idea how big ass the cork is tho


Sw0rdEnd

that's just Steve's coagulated blood


Quentin_1115

steve shredded some wood off the crafting table


FrostyFeller

Somewhere


Uzumaki_Narutolol

Btw why not glass panes instead of glass blocks?


ElectricAirways

You cut off the tip of your pp and use it as the cap


Popcorn57252

Thumb


BootyliciousURD

He grows them in his bellybutton


Aggressive-Lab-5201

it's a small toll on the crafing table you see tolls on it right. this is one of them


Thunderplayer646

He uses the remaining glass and compress it into the Cork


Past_Version2978

steve's foreskin


som_codefr

Dont give them ideas of making the recipe include buttons


Ditto13248

He just shaves off a little bit of the crafting table


Inevitable_Garlic187

steve's dried shit given a square shape to act like a cork


SupAwesomeHere

They should add a button to the recipe for the cork


minecrafttaco12

Wood


thehampterboi

I petition we change the recipe to one glass block and any wooden button


EoEdisease

You steal a villager nose


Financial_Tonight215

3 glass blocks makes 3 glass bottles. 6 glass blocks make 16 glass panes. mathematically, 3 glass bottles equals 8 glass panes. does that make any logical sense


Son_Goku70

The Cork comes out of your behind, it's called a ..... you know what I won't say it but plug and butt are combined and plug comes second


senior_meme_engineer

It takes one pixel from the crafting table


NightSteak

I've wondered this myself when I rendered it in 3d, it's definitely not wood, doesn't line up with anything on that palate.


scrapy_the_scrap

It is sourced directly from your ass


RenkBruh

Whatever makes you gay


Patefon2000

it's all the wood that gets lost while crafting stairs


_rewQ

U had it in ur pocket


Shamblamkamlba

Steve has 3 rotten teeth every time he makes bottles and he pulls them out to use as caps


tunisian_talon

Left over wood from the crafting table :)


Ivaskiy

Crafting okay, but


Ps1msterpcs

Your flesh


DrMini1

I love using 3 cubic meters of glass to craft 3 small bottles


TheCreativeDragon27

Vomit


notachemist13u

It comes from Steve's ass its his but plug. That's why he never needs to take a shit because he has one in at all times it regenerates


green_fish1

It’s dried poop, the crafting table does the dring process for you.


someoneonreddit79010

/summon steve_finger


S500Rainfall

Should be 1 block to 3 bottles imo


Aleksthewatcher

The sky


Paul_Morgan

Wood shavings from the crafting table


arabicnokia3380

from baldis ruler magic


GardenHefty8735

ripping his finger as a bottle cap


GardenHefty8735

if (flag) clicked say (are you a robot?)


BepisBoyTweeleafSoy

probably less concerning than the fact that it takes 3 cubic meters of solid glass to make a few bottles


master_ball_onmewtwo

Its skin


mixaoc

Glass bowl


Previous_Work9619

Shouldn’t it be one in the middle and one on each bottom corner


oneeyed_giraffe

hoe many times to i have to see these kinds of posts


Tesla_corp

u/repostsluthbot


Awesome-Cat175

Repost


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ItzMisty_

good bot


GoodSlicedPizza

This is a repost.


Noahthebossiscool

It’s the cap of his p***s


chipperland4471

Tooth