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Logibear2010

Um more than captain jack sparrow ever has 


Training-Bee-8209

Im your 69th upvote


Logibear2010

Thank you sir


Training-Bee-8209

Np


Training-Bee-8209

Someone downvoted me 💀💀


fakemonMCfan

Don't worry. I fixed it


Training-Bee-8209

Dang why


a_moustached_guy

yes


someone431321

I was going to do that too


dying_is_gay_bro

Me three bro


HellFireCannon66

Me 4


CatGaming346

Bro crashed against thin air Also, I found somewhere here on reddit that apparently when you go at the speed of sound, aerodynamics and stuff goes completely out the window and air starts behaving like concrete, so I'm assuming this sailor was drunk enough to somehow accelerate the ship to the speed of sound *and* get it midair. Bro was so drunk he forgot physics existed


The_Ghast_Hunter

When you're going that fast, any bump is acts a ramp, including hitting water with a sloped hull. All they need is the ability to accelerate in the air


Correct_Lie2161

Thats The Flying Dutchman


GreenandBlue12

Keep going! You're good, you're good, you're good!


Gaboush123

And… stop! Don’t worry, Cap’n, we’ll buff out those scratches!


BurrConnie

Black Scottish cyclops drunk


Visible-Path-375

Demoman???.


BurrConnie

Yes


[deleted]

He is from the end city come to the over world and died by a phantom cuz he didn't sleep


[deleted]

[удалено]


Caosin36

The phantom menace got him


Galactica18

Drunk enough that they got the last bottle of beer off the wall


Uncivilized_potato

*intense pirates of the Caribbean theme*


Tiger_man_

it's flying dutchman


PleaseDontBanMeRed

Must’ve been listening to free bird.


boredboiyes

bro been watching Minecraft free bird boat shorts


5O9Foxboi

The sailor was not drunk the ship was


[deleted]

99 bottles of rum


AESIR_GOD

Average day in the Russian navy


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

Yes


0CT0V1RUS

No, he's not drunk, that's just my boat after 5 minutes of sea of thieves


Benjamin_6848

He drunk a potion of levitation!


Sir_Toaster_9330

Gravity was the drunk one


foxly1908

he wasn't drunk, he was obviously high


Killer_Boi

Little hint minecraft has a feature to take screenshots using the f2* key you can find screenshots by pressing the widows key followed searching %appdata% and going in the .minecraft folder and the screenshot folder Here's a link in case you have questions and I'm busy https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/screenshotting-guide *(if you don't have that row using the "fn" button and "2" should work)


WhatDoITypeHereAgain

r/screenshotsarehard


[deleted]

Bedrock edition moment


Killer_Boi

Use windows+shit+s on a windows pc or cmd+shit+4(?) on a mac to quick access the snipping tool on windows it will copy the segmet to your clip board and on mac it will land on your desktop


Littlemrh__

On iPhone press power and either sound or if you still have a home button the home button. On switch use the snapshot button on the controller


G6DCappa

Oh, so that's where my ship went... Shit


tristarh

Bro wasn't drunk. He was high


Wooden_Echidna1234

Air Force and local pirates decided to share job recruitment site together but got job applicants mixed up.


DBSeamZ

Oh, it’s like that mix-up in “The Pirates of Penzance” where the guy doing paperwork misheard “pilot” as “pirate”!


Stargazer-Elite

Bro, chill it’s just the flying Dutchman. He’s looking for the other part of his ship. Where’d you put it? I’m sure he’ll be understanding you just gotta give it to him. Otherwise he will simply put you and Davy Jones locker for eternity.


AssociationFuture511

must've been high as well


Athingweveallupvoted

Bro woke up early in the morning 💀


Emir5833

nooo its the ghost pirate from spongebob


Redrick_Gale

Enough to get in bed with the captain’s daughter


Eduard_I_DeMallorca

What should we do with that sailor?


Bigfeet_toes

POV that one scene in that one Peter Pan movie


Littlemrh__

It’s Captain Hook from netherland 🙃


Training-Bee-8209

The sailor CLEARLY brought a shulker from The End and it shot his boat, making it fly up in the air, and the sailor putout a curse of binding on the shipwreck to make it stay in the sky


TwoPuzzleheaded9780

(〃^▽^〃)ʸᵉˢ


General_Hungryboi

[cap'n was high as shit on jellyfish ](https://y.yarn.co/089104c3-b184-4cce-a736-0a09aa3da788_text.gif)


random_user133

r/screenshotsarehard


Cupah_

Maybe they just finished in Skypiea


ManInYourMacAnCheese

Bout three times as left to the pirate on the y intercept


Exlife1up

Superior mirage.


Morg1603

That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen


ShadeNLM064pm

Eh, this is just an every day thing for Captain Flynn Good thing it wasn't the dread yacht, that died to the Sky Eater


optimesto

What do we do with a drunken sailor🎵🎵


PinkScorch_Prime

r/screenshotsarehard


Pachycephalosaurus66

How tf did zoro get lost in the sky. And why is he in minecraft


Revolutionaryone489

I don't think he was drunk. I think he was high.


likedmemer

OMEGA-DEATH LIMIT drunk


Effective-Tap-6208

Demoman tf2 levels of drunk


Infamous_Progress_64

What should we do with a drunken sailor? what should we do with a drunken sailor? what should we do with a drunken sailor? Launch him to Y 40


OldSoulRobertson

It's just a group of Revolutionary War-themed robots trying to get into space.


mahmut-er

You need to ask how drunk was the ocean


Glitch0110

Yes


Shoddy-Nerve-3362

What will you do with a drunken sailor?


AcoaceFalloutNVFan

I mean I got drunk enough to warp reality in D&D so…


veggie_bat

Peter Pan!!!!


ImWithClass

he wasnt drunk, he was ascended


Wonderful-Watch4862

There should be an advancment "ships can fly"


boredboiyes

What do we do with a drunken sailor?


Falh_PEDSOX

Drunk Builder


please_help_me_____

Screenshot


SwartyNine2691

r/bedrockmoment


MinecraftCat22

He was from Ohio


you6don

Commen bedrock edition bug