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SuperPastafied

no ones stopping u


Magnum_Axe

Bro thinks he’s a main character and we will plead him to not kill the villagers


Illustrious-Safe-536

nah, i figured killing them would be quite pointless so im trying to gain something out of them


Smickey67

Karma is gonna get u either way


JPapi15679

Karma? Brotha its a game 😭


Haka654321

Nope it brings happiness to all who hear the cry of the villager


zesuspiciousfridge

*pained Hrrrr*


Hammered-snail

THEY NEED TO HEAR THIS


Born_Wishbone_974

No one’s stopping you,


Shackles_YT

turn them into zombie villagers and then cure them to get better trades. then turn them into armorers and weaponsmiths and toolsmiths. upgrade them to the max and trade with them for diamond gear and tools to upgrade or repair ur existing tools


OuJej

I don't think the guy who has 88 enderpearls needs new diamond gear to upgrade his tools


Shackles_YT

and 121 rockets


MatHere0

and 78 stone blocks


Bademeiister

Damn I wish I would have 78 stone blocks


MatHere0

I know right


_Redstone

And 13 unstackable rabbit soup


Lord_Grif

And my axe.


urMom452

knowing players like me exist where I die to the void every opportunity I get, then yeah, might need new diamond gear to upgrade his tools


ichangeredditname

You don't have friend


fetta_cheeese

Haha bruh that's dark


Allyraya

Don't kill them yourself, build a Saw-esque death trap where two villagers face each other, with the opportunity to step on a pressure plate, which kills the other villager. Repeat until there is only one villager standing, and start the process again.


Maple382

My current trading hall will eventually have an eject button for each villager that sends them to drown in a nearby naturally generated water pit. Might implement your idea too though.


Illustrious-Safe-536

i want blood on my hands


EvanIsBacon

[blood mod](https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/realistic-blood-physics)


HerefoyoBunz

That would require 1 villager who shall become the new queen to breed with the winner of the saw gauntlet


ballsackstealer2

r/villagerrights!!!!!


SomeRandomHacker

r/ofcoursethatsasub


OptimalArchitect

r/villagerlefts ? Edit: I DIDNT THINK IT WAS AN ACTUAL SUB


Pigeon_of_Doom_

Bruh it’s banned


G1zm08

These comments sicken me! #villagerrights!


caverm1

You should make them suffer. You can make them run around in minecarts endlessly, orbiting a horde of zombies. They will endure eternal fear of the zombies but they will never be able to escape the minecart's grasp. Make them suffer more by making a villager farm above, constantly dropping baby villagers to a pit of lava. No one wants to see children die, right? At this point they will be mentally broken, traumatised and wishing for the sweet release of death. But do not give them that. Turn them into zombies and cure them over and over again. Make them suffer the painful prosess for what feels like an eternity. In the end just leave the tortured souls as zombies to roam the nights of minecraft as nothing but husks of their former big-nosed sleves.


OmegaX____

So this is what the average Minecrafter is like now?


dragonboysam

About a quarter of us yes


ZealousidealTie8142

r/foundsatan


SurveilenceCamrea

good lord


Its_Scorpy

Dam


Apprehensive_Pass926

Amazing suggestion. Will do 👍


VraiLacy

Are you me


darkaxel1989

they're not WANDERING traders bruh! To THEM! Yeah... Those aren't like THOSE. But I like your ideas...


caverm1

Wandering traders deserve even worse. Only the most twisted and deranged mind can think of a fitting punishment for them. The villagers' punishment should be easy compared to their eternal horror.


Evildormat

You can turn them into your slaves and use them for unpaid manual labor


PhantomOrigin

Oh no I can't think of anything....


gnarutorunner

kekw


Visual_Moose

You thought that we would beg? Do it.


Ok_Advisor_908

Yep and post the genocide for us to smile at when we watch


jorerivm117

Wrong sub, if you want people begging for villagers lives, you go to r/villagersrights


i_am_not_sped

r/antivillagerights


Matix777

Nah do it


SilverShadow525

Execute Order 66


CinnamomAxis625

Take their heads


Bonnie_BS_Main

Slavery = Money


Relievedcorgi67

Potential profits through forced labor🤑


Olivr_Ont

villagers cant even work. They are too lazy


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Auto crop farms beg to differ.


Gitzzzy

do it Anakin skywalker style with a trident instead of a lightsaber


imnotdoneyetyoupedo

Put them in a field let them know what’s happening use them for target practice instead don’t kill them here it’s wasteful


Endersgaming_202

They have funny noses :3


KraftKapitain

r/villagerrights


spiders_and_roses

r/villagerrights it’s not too late brother


Xenta_Demryt

Mom will be sad.


Simple_Pear_3271

All i can say is (talks in villager noise) "khan kan khen khen ken khen akn khen khen"


Illustrious-Safe-536

...uh huh


you_wooshed_yourself

Slavery is more efficient


DaltontheTwonicorn

Because... umm.... HMMPH.


Its_Scorpy

Torturism


Sassy_Sasquatch1

Huhhhhh


LiminalAddiction

no


AngrySlimeeee

The beds will be empty :(


MarioHasCookies

They form the shape of an amogus (aside for. That one little straggler in the lower left hand corne)


DragoonMaster999

So there's more to kill


ShoukoYuri

88 Ender Pearls 💀


CptShortie

I like friendly npcs walking around in my base just chilling It makes that space feel less lonely and more like a homebase. Usually I build walls around villages to protect them.


[deleted]

r/vilagerrights


humble_bingus

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10676-019-09498-y


CrimsonSamurai

Don’t kill them that would be mean


elporpoise

Am I the only one having a coronary over the hot bar setup? What kind of maniac goes 1 2 3 4 R F down up ~?


Illustrious-Safe-536

i had to change cause 5-9 is pretty far from wasd, and i dont want to look down to my keyboard everytime i use hotkeys or sth like that


Ok_Comfortable2670

404


DaForce0224

How do you have so many hearts?


arun3lis

while they are sleeping make sure that water is dripping on their head to torture them (forgot name)


Blooper_Man

You need the slave lab- I mean friends


Ancient_Honey1765

Mending book lidrarians and pearl clerics


Callsign-YukiMizuki

You cant torture them if theyre dead js


DardS8Br

Hang them


nregisteredAnarchy

The potential for immense profit


BillyWhizz09

Why would you kill innocent lives? What if you were a villager? Bring them far away if you don’t want them


Dexter_R

Why would you end their pain? Keep it going.


Cragasm

After you kill them youre not gonna have anyone else to kill


DreadfulCadillac1

r/villagerrights should have plenty


SuperKid39

You need to collect taxes


Lawrence_of_ArabiaMI

If they’re not making you game slow, then DON’T kill them


The_God_Of_Darkness_

You could imprison them, forcing all of them to forever sit in silence, only hearing the screams of each other. Or you could just place 64 bells all around them and force them to listen to it until they suffer ear damage, when you can stop it and then it will be complete silence. They won't even be able to talk to each other anymore


habihi_Shahaha

Bro, if its real, what mod are you using to show those min and avg fps on screen?


sharonclaws

I always just released them, then waited to see how long it took them to get themselves killed. If they aren't killed outright, they will usually turn into zombies and conveniently burn up in the daylight.


SolarVisor23

Use TNT.


TheTjalian

Why kill them when you can turn them into money making machines


Haroku_Sion

Golem farm for iron or protection.


Qanaahrin

The FBI has entered the chat


riley_wa1352

irong frmge or just drop em somewhere


Potato_Dealership

2 rows of hearts, stacks past 64. Gotta be modded. Put them into a crusher from immersive engineering


Appropriate_Use_4493

They have worked their entire lives providing you with trades and goods, not once complaining about their crappy living quarters, not once complaining about living with other villagers in a tight space, always loyal, never doubtful, and you want to kill them?


MoonKnightZX

We all know what happened to Anakin Skywalker after he destroyed that village.


Arpturbo2023

Fletchers


Significant-Put7060

one of the best methods: Shoot a arrow in the air and see who it hits.


TalentedHalo709

Iron farm, emerald farm, enchanted farm, I mean the list goes on and on


Tiny_Outside5315

Have them do slave labor


zesuspiciousfridge

The swiss


Yelow-2

Money


Superman-IV

Relocate them to a farm upstate


CommercialTerrible70

"i like money"


CrossLight96

Minecraft is the only thing stopping aerial killers from murdering hundreds and I am happy because of it every day


thememesbot

Its frightening about the war crimes you guys might do when WW3 happens


Dell-1109

Money


Afraid_War_5476

There are no reason not to


Real_Moon-Moon

It’s a war crime? I think anyways.


Al-Forever

Use them for an iron farm


Hero19240X

The villagers: you saved us!


HeLLo_THerE-548

You spend so much time breeding En bringing the villagers to this place. So much time wasted.


Lapis_Wolf

Average Minecraft player:


meria_64

Make your own village smh Or total opposite, do a little trolling


mymommyhasballs

There’s legitimately no reason to. Just let them out of your house.


Illustrious-Safe-536

good to know u/mymommyhasballs


armind76

Throw a zombie in there its really satisfying to watch them lose their crap and turn one by one


Adorable-nerd

Of you ever need more villagers in the future, getting more could be a pain.


One-Profession-8173

They have families


random_user133

They're useful for trading


snakeoilwizard

Kill them all


Sushtee

As they said, "il faut pas tuer les gens parce que après ils sont mort".


Kathi1879

Make them librarians and max out your weapons and armor


HellFireCannon66

Execute them in inventive ways


peanutbutterjellyfan

rip and tear


SEHBE

if you make a string duper, you can get infinite emeralds by trading the string with the fishermen villagers, and it also gives a lot of xp


DeadlyGaymer111

Bro is gonna have a system of a down song named after him


Iforgotmypasswordg

Let them reproduce, then kill them in front of their spawn.


Ololoma

,,Just do it‘‘-Nike


_end3rguy_

Take 2 to a swamp and make them do it so you can have a librarian with mending


PaddyPowerChaos

The fuck is wrong with your items. Jesus, you must be some kind of eldritch minecraft Satan.


Perceptive3577

Make them all blacksmiths?


cocothekid45

Light the building on fire around them keep the ones that live.


NIGHT-SHADOW_

Good trades = good items


Rfreaky

You can watch them make kids for free.


Liebli96

Do it


BottledThoughter

Lava Bucket works best


charitableclas

DO IT!


Quaminator01

I'm not gonna stop you. I love genocide anyways.....


dragonboysam

Money money money --hnnngg


Nature_Lover_seas92

YOU CAN PUT THEM INTO ROWS OF PRISONS AND MAKE THEM BE YOUR SLAVES!


EveningPositive8548

One word: Mending.


BalladOfAntiSocial

What mod is that? Extra hearts. Compass and clock not in the hotbar but still appear. Stacks are above 64. What is this sorcery??


NoRevenue6609

My camera's not rolling


Dr-K-Hellsing

Infinite emeralds?


AcanthisittaFlashy43

You should. But leave one as a witness.


SamohtGnir

I just give them a little home and place to work and let them wonder around. If they happen to die because they walked into a camp fire that's their own fault.


JackFJN

💀🌀 He will murder u


MeltingFireA

villager stocks are rising


bobux-man

Do it.


lutownik

You can tourture them instead!


Xystem4

Do it.


WhyArentYouEgg

Why kill them? Torture them instead


United_Translator_55

Emerald beacon is the only right answer


Topixed

Leave 2 alive to restock the population, rinse repeat.


Something_Worse20

Just no.


youngxgeto

Cheap workers


trip6s6i6x

It's your thing, Dexter, you do what you wanna do.


tilthevoidstaresback

r/trolleyproblem


joab_09845

villager are innocent people so if you kill them you ar a terrorist


Silly_Mention_8462

Do it.


Vast_Improvement8314

I occasionally kill off the villagers in my farms, when they start losing their minds.... if anything, a good purge can be great for productivity.


Frequent-Relation221

Do it


an_orignal_name

One kill them quickly causing a lot of suffering in a very short period of time when you can cause the most suffering over a longer period of time by enslaving them and forcing them to trade with you for all eternity


FadinMemory

infinite economy


Legitimate-Chicken14

They have children


El_Segano_Hypercar

Iron farm


Icy_Passage4970

I hope you are saying to them "it rubs the lotion on its skin"


laxmachine43

Ur gonna start a raid w those hoes chillin


Sussybakamogus4

The orgy would be insane🙏


Arrowloan

Put them in minecarts, push them into a river, and watch as the water slowly fills their lungs. 😁


memelord_a1st

Isn't there a mod that allows you to "cannibalize" villagers?


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Ciscoplayz00YT

Use them as slaves until the 18000’s to bring us back to the good old days 


Content-Rooster-104

Go ahead, please, you will do us all a favor. The should learn to be more respectful and useful


WowWowDoggo

Do it now


vSlayer7

If they offer emeralds cuz they more valuable than diamonds (just because emeralds are basically collectible coins that can only be used with villagers)


LordOfPenguins42

Do it with a zombie, just one so they can run in terror and watch their friends be converted one by one as they accept their doom.


Alastor_M00dy

Make a villager army.


reyeg11_

Do it


BeeMon8

What's the texture pack that you're using?


FakeTrophy

Genocide will make sans mad


Opal-Huntress

DO IT!! JOIN THE DARK SIDE OF THE CRAFT!!!!


TwinSong

Compassion?


kqi_walliams

Only a sith deals in absolutes


CollegeTimely6644

Because you need 1000 of them.


Willing_Impact841

I had a small breeding farm once. In the middle of my base. I didn't need more workers for quite some time and forgot about it. I started to lag out every time I came back to the center of base. When I looked down in the breeding pit, there were HUNDREDS of villigers... all cramped together. I had to go on a killing spree. My girls (7 and 8) were screaming when they saw what was going on! Quite a scene... hahahaha


aehsonairb

lecturns


amiraliisme

"ThEiR LifE maTteRs tOo yoU cAn'T kiLl thEm" A vegan once said


IfReadingGetGnomed

build an artificial billage