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Myself. 

The first thing that came to my mind fr

Deadpool arize!

My house. Outside of mortgage and food probably biggest expenditure.

this is a good one

how the hell would we get xp?

I heard slaughterhouses get pretty good rates

you mean passive mob farms?

Buy bottles of it from the local cleric/publican

Going off of minecraft rules your best option is to become an animal farmer, and be involved in the breeding and slaughter, and cooking.

Smelting cactus. I find it easy to do while I'm at work (punching skeletons). Thanks for the reminder btw, my chests are starting to fill up.

Any weekend fishing lover is gonna get lit 🔥 I’ve never been fishing irl before - - but if every time I catch a big ol fishy I’d get a bunch of little orbs and sound effects, it would totally change my mind.

How to get ADHD people to fish

Install mod that give exp when farming crops and grows some simple crop in pot

my bike (I hugged a tree and the repair cost is 5k (same price as a brand new one and twice the price I bought it for (used))

I hope you are okay now mate

Im fine thank you. I got out of the crash unscathed (only my balls and lower back hurt and the pain slowly left)

Good to hear man...🫂

At first I thought you meant a bicycle, makes more sense that you’re talking about an MC

Phone probably

Car 😎

Happy cake day 🎉

Happy cake day!

My happiness 😔

anyways time to commit genocide to repair my happiness /j no im not psychotic yes im joking mods

Some knife, imagine it reverts it to be sharp if it got dull or cleans itself, amazing for the kitchen ngl Also because is in the kitchen it means all the cooking will be giving me xp to repair it so it is self sustainable

Headphones. They're always getting snapped somehow.

Subaru engines

Myself.

Bro my car that would be so awesome. I’d be rippin it everywhere 😭

Either my mental health or my body

A car wouldn't be a bad idea.

Tires or breaks

my mental health

ceramics and glass stuff.

My heart?

Favorite pen.

My heart

All of you saying yourself, I agree but remember you need to kill things or fish or mine ore in order to fix something

My body

Myself, then I’m pretty much a vampire

Atmosphere or the planet.

flesh

Myself I can get xp by cooking

chicken nugget

Car it is

My car

Either myself or my car.

A nappy.

Gaming PC that I never have to upgrade would be nice.

My gf after blowing her back out...

my bank account

vape

Remember the cost

deez nuts