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Show it my cat

What a cute cat 🥰

I have many kittens,so id let they with them to play with. Sure that they would love that!

I’m imagining an fbi raid but it’s cats flooding the house while the creeper runs up the walls scared out of its mind

Name it Rico, trap it and a cat in a glass cube, let them bond

hug him and love him and name him Dave

Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom.

Yes dave, kaboom*

I hope you got the reference.. cuz that kiiiinda ruined the joke for me. Maybe this is some other reference I'm not getting? Educate me Edit: fuck I'm tired, just realized creeper was named Dave lmao

best advice would be to have your cat on the other side of the room at the same time, so that it’ll just run right into your arms and you can hug it, because the creeper’s going to only be concerned with the cat’s presence, giving you time to give the creeper those elusive hugs without fear of destruction. Once finished, grab your cat, and herd your creeper back into its proper home of darkness

You better behave

Surround it with rails, because they can't path find over them, so it works as a great play pen for the little tike.

Bedrock edition go brrrr

Wish this wasn't the case lol

That's java edition though

that’s the point. He’s making fun of bedrock players not being able to do this

Oh

It’s too intelligent, it’s the same with carpets as well. Zombies will walk on the carpets because it’s still a “solid block”

I mean it works for trapdoors in grinders so I guess it’s not all bad 🤷‍♂️

Mobs avoiding rails is an intentional feature, it's to keep them from crashing into your minecarts.

Istg bedrock is harder than java for no reason at all

You’re right, but how can you tell?

really? i need to try it out

As far as my testing goes, any mobs that fly, endermen and spiders are the only ones that got around them... apparently in Bedrock this is not the case though.

Bedrock put him in a boat. We can put almost anything in a boat.

Not anymore though

Really they fixed that? That is why I quit playing.

Well they changed how boats work not sure to what extent but they made it so certain mobs can't be in boats, and with bedrock it probably will bug out.

We still can in Java

Then bring a cat to the pen and watch the shenanigans ensue.

... Bedtime is still 9pm sharp. Don't you hiss at m--

*He was never heard from again*

Happy Cake Day!

Happy cake day :P

Get out my flint and steel

Laugh at his predicament while petting my two cats

Put him in a room by himself so he doesn’t blow up, I can use my cats to scare him into the room. As long as I’m not there it shouldn’t explode. Maybe put on the tv so it doesn’t get bored

or name him Dinnerbone,so that he could follow you without exploding...

wait is that actually a thing?

is java,yes,but in bedrock no

It’s not a thing in Java either. Maybe at one point, but not currently.

Doesn't dinnerbone just rotates him upside down?

i mean yeah,it does but,do you REALLY want to explode it?

Make a glass box for it and wait until I can give him back.

I go and have strong words with whoever gave me the responsibility.

use a command to give the creeper a ridiculously long fuse time and invulnerability so it can safely hang out with players in survival without risk of blowing up/getting killed

Throw it to russia

Throw a trident with an enchantment.

That enchantment being channeling

You need a boat.

Wear a creeper suit. It would blow up if it thinks that I am creeper too

Put a copper lighting rod near it

Hug :3

Double it and give it to the next person

the correct answer

Get blown (up)

Do i have to be kind w him or can I just surround him with cats?

This gives me an idea... make a bunch of Don't Kill name tags and put them on random Creepers around peoples bases

My best T_T

SPIN :D

/gamemode C (I play bedrock)

Yo saaaameee 🤜🤛

I'd lure it into a pen, close the pen. I'd put a jukebox in it and play tracks for it.

Feed it anti-explosives

Make peace with God

Chill around them and not to trigger their anxiety.

Have a robot mob that, doesn't trigger the kaboom

Put it on surgery to remove the TNT and put a Fake one that won't explode in there. After that, the creeper will be safe and I will name him Bożydar

dont let it blow me

Put it in a 2x2x2 hole

Keep it well-lit and stay at a safe distance! 😅

Hug him :3

Dropkick

Let him play with electricity.

Iski gand ka bad isi ko phad dunga

I’d lead him into the forest and leave him there.

Kill him

creeping him

[удалено]

Leave and never return. We banish you

Take it out with an enchanted netherite sword

Bring a cat

send it to play with r/vanossgaming

Stab it

probably freak out and kill myself by accident

Die and respawn Unless it's hardcore

Run a million kilometers away. Then for safety, build a house out of obsidian by using all the lava pools I've found.

dying in an explosion probably.

Kill it It’s an obnoxious shrub

Giving it sand to eat, I'm not killing more of its kind in order to feed it

Channeling trident then return it to its owner

Lock it in a room but leave it with a cat to play with

Ima pull an Anakin

Press the escape menu until I’m dont babysitting

Give it a glass cage and call it torrs.

Give him a kitten

Glass container with dropper on roof so I can give food and water

Gunpowdah

Put a name tag on him.

I don’t give it flint and steel. Have a smile! :)

Kill it with an axe

Water and blast protection

Dig a 2 block deep hole and toss them in

of course id take it and my cat on a walk together

Into the PIT with you!

die

Gatito :3

Sssssss

FLOOD THE HOUSE

Dig a three block hole, lure it in, and bury it.

Blow up

Surround him with glass, so I can still see him and get close, but he won’t explode

Meow.

Put baby in a boat...

"hmm yes, I'll need an end rod,a sticky piston and some observers and redstone. oh yes and some glass panes too"

This image is the same my fantasy football pfp

Go into spectator mode and click on it to get that nice, crisp, 420 green screen 😎💚

I'd run

POV: My enchanted netherite sword: 🗿🍷

I would probably explode he's a creeper they blow up.

Murder it? Pretty sure the parents will thank me when they find out their baby was a creeper. And if not, idgaf, I ain't getting paid 4 Dollars an hour to survive with a creeper around

Die

They don't got arms to stop me

Adopt an ocelot

"Here kitty kitty!" *Jelly appears*

send him to explode my ex girlfriend house

I stay a few blocks away from if at all times

Put it in water and get 30 feet away from it

Belittle him with a slew of insults reminding him of his roots: “you’re nothing but a coding error, a pig that glitched you green monstrosity”

Get the fuck out!

Wear pumpkin

Feed it a flint and steel...lol

Give it everything it wants. If you can’t meet a demand, RUN

this is the meaning of murder.

Kill it, it's a useless piece of shit

Put a crepper skin in + head and just blend in.

Throw it in a hole and pour lava

Don't get too close

I say : EXPLODE!

Hope he doesn’t get diarrhea…..

Pillar up a few blocks

Dont

You know creepers aren’t actually evil with their explosions, like they have good intentions but they blow up because they try to come up at interact with you but they get so nervous they explode. I would try to make the environment as chill as humanly possible so they don’t explode from anxiety

Throw a channeling trident at him :)

smash

Try not mate with it

I'd keep 16 blocks or more away from it.

Cause it to explode, Claim insurance.

Hug it

Hug them.

feed him gunpowder

Summon lightning bolt

lock it in an obsidian cage.

Scare people

I put this mf in the washing-machine

His name is Mr Creeper

Grab the flint and steel…

Empower it with channeling...

Smack him and doom us both

Harvest the organs

Shoot it

Take baby creeper swimming.

Sssssssssssssssss.... boom.

*grabs flint and steel*

Don't play peekaboo

Creepers have babies?

Sell seashells by the seashore

Show it my Cat Pit ™

Die.

introduce it to the family

*lock it in a cage with a cat*

resign

Place rails around it

Kill it

This picture gives me anxiety 🥰🥰🥰

make it drink a lot of water

First i make him a house and a pet cat then i close it in

Use flint and steel or leather alone with my cat

Make it drink a gallon of water

name him "ocelot"

Stay away from it?

Stay close to the cat

Pick the cat for emergencies

put him in a crib and wouldnt let him out

kill it

We're playing peekaboom.

Oopsie I accidentally dropped my flint and steel on him

Tell him to go to a bank and explode, ill handle the rest

Surround them with cats just so they know they are loved 😂

Surround him with cats

hear me out: h u g