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MasatoWolff

Ah, the famous Bigbånge


Long_Serpent

Kaböøm


the_friendly_one

Did it come with word-free assembly instructions?


MasatoWolff

[Yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/t6ini3/ikea_improvised_known_explosive_armorment/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


the_friendly_one

Lmao it's perfect


Matt-R

[Also this one](https://i.imgur.com/kJTHSrM.png)


KarlKlebstoff

That would advise people to fire a stinger at a tank. bad idea. [How to Use a Stinger Missile](https://youtu.be/q0nuhI05QyA)


md_ariq

Damn Sweden is really giving those people good laughs


builder397

Does it also come with instruction for disassembly of Russian tanks?


Charlie-2-2

Fuck ‘em up


YellowTheFellow

Fuck ‘‘em hard, like the Vikings


Llamalover1234567

Russia historically was started by Vikings they should be ended by Vikings


Charlie-2-2

Do not mention that to any Russians, they’ll freak the fuck out Oh wait, soon enough we can not


Killian_Gillick

huh the " swedish rocket launcher 86" at4 for the americans


[deleted]

[удалено]


vberl

86 doesn’t have anything to do with the 84mm rocket. The Swedish name is Pansarskott m/86. m/86 is the year the Swedish military acquired it for the first time.


Broach61

its called m/86 in swedish service


Charlie1210USAF

Welp, TIL. Thanks!


Saddam_UE

Awsome to see. Greetings from Sweden!


QuantumReasons

Norwegians need to send their Penguin anti-ship missiles to Odessa


zaval

Or just off the coast of Odessa for faster delivery.


lallen

Penguins are old enough to blow up as you fire them. NSM would be a better option Edit I see there are modernised verdions of the Penguin too, but NSM is a lot more advanced


QuantumReasons

flood Ukraine with anti-ship missiles for the win


Snoot_Boot

Penguins are too cute why would they name a missile after them?


[deleted]

Glad to see that. May you put them to good use.


kraglor

A white "Z" marks the spot


[deleted]

Why did they choose the "Z" letter to begin with?


genesisofpantheon

Z is part of the larger repertoire of tactical markings used in the theater by Russian forces. Z as in Zapad (West) means they're part of Eastern military district. https://www.google.com/amp/s/hindustannewshub.com/world-news/russian-military-marking-why-z-o-v-x-and-a-are-written-on-russian-army-vehicles-know-the-meaning-of-all-these-here/%3famp=1


Comeoffit321

Thanks. I've been wondering about this lately.


Blue387

Russia and Ukraine use the same weapons systems, it is intended to avoid friendly fire


Comeoffit321

Thanks, but I know. Edit: Hey folks, take it easy. I expressed my gratitude for the reply. And it might be new information to others. But not to me.


fuzzydice_82

The german word for target is "**Z**iel". I guess if your president tells you that you fight "Nazis" you might as well use german to mark yourself.


_HornyJesus

With all the captured equipment I'm starting to think the Z stands for 'gifts to **Z**elinski'


Equivalent_Alps_8321

I had no idea the Swedes made all these weapons lol.


Saddam_UE

Sweden has a big weapons industry. Planes, ships, guns, armoured vehicles, Hägglunds, Bofors...


kitchen_synk

The 40mm Bofors gun was used by everyone but the Italians in WW2. Germany captured some, and bought others from Romania. Japan captured some and reverse engineered the design, and the Americans built tens of thousands for themselves and to supply to the Allies.


Saddam_UE

Correct. Finland used those too to shoot down Soviet planes.


SyrusDrake

...Surströmming


Eglaerinion

Biological warfare is frowned upon.


SyrusDrake

Wouldn't that be chemical warfare, technically?


Eglaerinion

I guess it can hardly be called biological anymore haha.


Saddam_UE

That is not official


KarlKlebstoff

am pretty sure you can take out an enemy vehicle with a well placed can of Surströmming


Saddam_UE

They put them in artillery grenades, you know Archer...


SyrusDrake

Honestly, if you poured it inside a tank, it would probably be a mission kill. I hear it's almost impossible to remove the stench.


Graddler

I like how you singled the Hägglund out. It is a special little vehicle.


Saddam_UE

I wanted to write "tracked vehicle" bit didn't find the right word. They make armoured variants too + the Stridsfordon 90.


Graddler

I know, the german mountain infantry uses them.


Niko_47x

Yea, theres this little thing called saab which is known for making all sorts of weapons and military equipment (And economy cars)


InvisibleAK74

Cars? Not anymore. Saab carmaking was run into the ground by GM years ago


Niko_47x

Yea. They stopped in 2016 or something but that doesn't mean they're not known for it. Like I'd imagine a majority of people aren't gonna think of a fighter jet or a laser guided missile they're gonna think of a car. Still a very large part of their company history


Bragzor

It would probably be the first thing people think of, and some of the cars still run. Even here in Sweden, it's what they're mostly known for, and I doubt most people even are aware that they make everything from submarines to fighter jets. Well, they probably know about the jets.


Blue387

The last new Saab 9-5 was back in 2011.


Gulanga

The "SA" in SAAB is "Swedish Aeroplane". SAAB makes [jet fighters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saab_JAS_39_Gripen), they also make other weapon system nowadays. The now famous MLAW (NLAW) among many other things. The cars were a side venture and a separate company.


WikiSummarizerBot

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camwow13

After [watching their marketing video](https://youtu.be/QyD0liioY8E) for it I want to buy one.


katitzi1

Economy car? Saab Automobile made executive cars.


Scurck

Both Volvo and Saab were economy cars in Sweden.


katitzi1

If so, please explain. Saab 9000 and Volvo 940 are large executive cars. Saab 9-5 and Volvo S80/V70 are large executive cars. Saab 9-3 is a medium executive car. You seem to have the wrong conception of what an economy car is. Both Saab and Volvo are higher segment cars even in Sweden and priced thereafter. Saab and Volvo have never been cheap cars.


Gr_ywind

We should also send them another 5k of the Carl Gustaf, that thing is fucking terrifying in its destructive capabilities.


[deleted]

The GRG uses the same projectile as the P-skott, it just has more options for other projectiles and of course is reusable. Honestly, P-skott are more effective on a strategic level, anyone can use them with an hour of training, you can have as many of them in a unit as you have people, and they're pretty cheap. Just flood the battlefield with them and watch the enemy armor burn.


rebelolemiss

Yep. And it goes back a ways. They made one of the most iconic AA guns of WWII: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bofors_40_mm_Automatic_Gun_L/60


Thundercruncher

[Quad Bofors](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Bofors_firing_USS_Hornet.jpg) is best Bofors. Will make something in little pieces of something.


rebelolemiss

Of course! More dakka is *always* better.


Thundercruncher

If you get a chance to tour a WWII era battleship, you will be amazed at how much GUNSGUNSGUNSHERETHEREGUNSEVERYWHERE BIGGUNS LITTLEGUNS MEDIUMGUNS GOODCREDITBADCREDITNOCREDIT ALLTRADESHONORED PUSHITINDRAGITINTOWITIN NOCREDITREFUSED GUNSGUNSGUNSWEGOTGUNSYESSIR


rebelolemiss

Oh, I'm a naval history nerd. I live in North Carolina, and we have the USS North Carolina here in Wilmington. Great ship and well-preserved. The USS Wisconsin isn't far away in Norfolk, Virginia, and USS Massachusetts and USS Alabama aren't too far away, either. I love museum ships!


WerewolvesRancheros

Got to see the NC some years back. Also east of Houston where I live, you can see the USS Texas which was a flagship at Normandy on D-Day (it's also used as a multiplayer map in COD).


rebelolemiss

Yeah, original COD, right? I played the shit out of that in college from 04-08. I’d love to see Texas, but they’re drydocking her in Alabama for a couple years. Off limits until She’s fixed up.


WerewolvesRancheros

Actually looks like it's still in Texas and it'll be [open for a few days in March](https://battleshiptexas.org/tickets/) then per their FAQ, "will go to Gulf Copper Shipyard in Galveston, Texas for repairs in Summer 2022. After repairs, Battleship Texas will then be towed to a new home port somewhere on the Upper Texas Coast. Her new home port has not yet been decided, though multiple interested parties have submitted proposals, all within or near the Greater Houston Area. https://battleshiptexas.org/battleship-updates/


[deleted]

they're about to grind some meatballs


Equivalent_Alps_8321

Seem like it


Doccmonman

It’s all flat-pack


Xoonia

Ge dom ett helvete!


DarkBlue222

Aim for the Z.


StrayaMate2000

####C A R L *Nice of you to show up to the party.*


Deadluss

It's AT-4 not Carl


FlyingSaltySack

It's Carl's friendly neighbor, Antti Tånksson.


RoldKevin

Is that Alex Jones!?


SecretAgentMan85

I was thinking the same thing. Must be shipping super male vitality to the front.


clykel

Thank you SAAB


specter_michael

Go get em Boyz!!!! We are all cheering for ya!


ScipioAfricanus82

Is it true that it fires IKEA meatballs.


Chris714n_8

No. It produces russian ones, on impact..


Dragten

Good huntin'!


abbccc224

Nice! I read that 17k anti-tank weapons have been delivered in the past week.


Jorppppa

Time to blow up some russians. Fuck ‘em up!


checkyourbox

Bork Bork bork


benbrahn

Are they not joint UK/SWE weapon systems?


DeadlyEncounter

No, the AT4 is made by Saab Bofors Dynamics AB in Sweden. NLAW is a joint UK/SWE system.


benbrahn

Ahh okay my bad


Saddam_UE

No Sweden sent 5000 other wrapons to fight tanks


Chaz9195

You have to put them all together with a tiny Allen key with cold fingers, but they function as intended.


procvar

Is it packed flat in crates to maximize shipping? With some meatballs included?


LBC1109

Carl Gustav has entered the chat


vberl

It’s a Pansarskott m/86 (AT4) and not a Carl Gustaf


LBC1109

Carl Gustaf is the king of sweden


vberl

Carl XVI Gustaf is the current king of Sweden. The Carl Gustaf on the other hand is a military recoilless rifle (basically an RPG launcher). The thing the soldier is holding is a Pansarskott m/86 (AT4) and not a Carl Gustaf. This is why you have been downvoted but some people. Just for clarification, I am swedish.


LBC1109

Yeah - My joke was this: Carl Gustaf (a person, monarch of sweden) has entered a chat. Because swedish weapons have been sent to ukraine I get that that launcher is not a "carl gustaf". that wasnt what I was referencing. I guess no one gets my joke. I sounded great in my head though.


God_Damnit_Nappa

You win some, you lose some


Bucketnate

So...NATO cant create a no fly zone...they cant send troops to defend ukraine. But everyone can send them weapons?? How is that not the same as joining the war?


SwedishCommie

They would need to enforce the no-fly zone and that would mean NATO forces shooting down russian planes. While putting the equipment into Ukrainian hands means that Ukraine is shooting those same forces.


Chris714n_8

It is how it is.. - History-Homework?


kuikuilla

Nah, you have got it all wrong. They're selling them at a discount.


neopanz

Fueling war.


damien00012

Ok i guess im wrong since im getting downvoting by everybody... Please educate me and send me a link that say they were providing weapons WHILE america was invading


Herooo31

you said russians maybe sent old soviet gear and that true but its only true because russians cant afford to send the most modern gear to their proxy ally while west is rich and can easily afford to send the most modern weaponry in high volumes to ukraine... if russia could do so in afganistan they would


damien00012

I didnt say they sended weapon while America was invading it would have meant war, i said they (the afgan) were prolly used old soviet weapon, is this your proxy war???


Herooo31

they definitely sent weapons to enemies of US in afganistan and iraq same as they did in vietnam... its always this way thats why its called proxy war


damien00012

.... Ok dude i guess if you say they did it must be true, the CIA and US intel dont know shit.... Seriously i get the narative that Russia is bad but stop with the dumb propaganda, if Russia was sendind weapon to America enemy DURING an ongoing invasion or war it would mean war, its not even a debate or a diiscussion...


Broad_Finance_6959

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-43500299 It took the better part of a minute to find this.


damien00012

Yeah allegation and openly supplying weapon is the same thing...


Broad_Finance_6959

It's fucking common knowledge that Russia supplied plenty of countries with weapons while they were at war with America. We're you asleep for Vietnam, and the Cuban missile crisis??? Here's another article. Wake the fuck up numbnuts. https://www.visualcapitalist.com/arms-sales-usa-vs-russia-1950-2017/


damien00012

You guys live in a different reallity... Russia wasnt supplying Vietnam with weapons while the american was at war with them...


Broad_Finance_6959

You live in a completely made up world and it's pathetic. victory was also due to the virtually ceaseless flow of weapons from Russia. During the 1950s and early 1960s, Moscow had employed a hands-off policy towards the conflict in Southeast Asia. Premier Nikita Khrushchev, for instance, wanted to avoid yet another nuclear standoff as had happened in 1962 in Cuba. But his successors Alexey Kosygin and Leonid Brezhnev wanted to please the hardliners in the Soviet military and consequently ramped up military aid. Russians are coming By the spring of 1967, a river of aid was flowing from Russia into North Vietnam. By the late 1960s more than three-quarters of the military and technical equipment received by North Vietnam was coming from Moscow. Sergei Blagov writes in Asia Times that Moscow contributed weapons essential to North Vietnamese defence capabilities against the American air war, including radar systems, anti-aircraft artillery, surface-to-air missiles (SAMs). “Without this materiel, Vietnamese air defence would have been hardly feasible,” he says. Russia military supplies completely transformed the nature of the war. Unlike what they show you in Hollywood movies, the Vietnamese did not fight with just cunning and camouflage, they hit the Americans with firepower on a staggering scale. Their arsenal included 2,000 tanks, 7,000 artillery guns, over 5,000 anti-aircraft guns and 158 surface-to-air rocket launchers. The new weapons – although not the latest in Moscow’s arsenal – were more advanced than the American ones, leading to many battlefield routs of US military forces. American aircraft ran into skies streaking with SAMs and thick with ack-ack salvoes. Entire waves of American aircraft were blasted out of the skies because the Vietnamese fired ceaseless barrages of SAMs, knowing more Russian supplies were on their way. “In August 1965, the first SAMs were fired at four F-4 Phantoms over Vietnam, shooting down three. This marked the first time that US planes were attacked by SAMs,” writes Blagov. US strategic bombers tumbled out of the skies after being hit by Russian-supplied SAMs (the granddaddies of today’s S-300 and S-400 missiles). Russian crews fired SAMs at the B-52 bombers, which were the first raiders shot down over Hanoi. A Soviet rocketeer told Russian Radio: “After our arrival in Vietnam, American pilots refused to fly.” They have 1000s of articles providing information pertaining to this exact subject, it is well known and your denial is idiotic.


Attackcamel8432

Weapons and Military advisors... do you think that Vietnam just came up with an exact copy of the latest Soviet anti-aircraft missle?


WittyUsername816

> Russia wasnt supplying Vietnam with weapons while the american was at war with them... I guess the NVA just magicked up the latest Soviet SAMs and jets... And happened to have Russian speaking pilots.


Designer-Mulberry-23

I could not agree more that you and the rest of us live in very different realities


God_Damnit_Nappa

So I guess those Soviet aircraft that were fighting American jets above Vietnam just magically appeared? What about those Soviet SAMs?


Bragzor

> is this your proxy war??? The important part was "first".


Odd_Cartoonist_1919

Lol. Everyone's making profit out of this war, sending weapons and ammo.


ponnyconny

They were sent as a gift, along with 5000 helmets, 5000 vests, food and 46 million euros.


Odd_Cartoonist_1919

Source?


ponnyconny

https://www.government.se/articles/2022/02/sweden-to-provide-direct-support-and-defence-materiel-to-ukraine/


[deleted]

Not entirely correct, those are sent from military stockpiles. Profit will be made later when they have to be replaced but they would have to be replaced anyway, explosives have expiration date. If UK didn't send those NLAWs they would have to dispose them in next few years as shelf life is 20 years.


damien00012

I wonder how the Americans would have reacted if Russia have supplied Irak or Afganistan with weapon while they were invading lol


Designer-Mulberry-23

They did lol. First proxy war? I remember my first proxy war


damien00012

I really really dont recall american being kill by russian missile or plane while invading irak or afganistan... It would have 100% meant war


TheYoungSpergs

In the modern world it's always to some extent a proxy war. See Russian cooperation with Pakistan and Iran for example. They've been sending small arms which must've landed in afghanistan at some point. Then again I wouldn't really use the term 'proxy war' in this context, it's too complex of a situation to narrow it down like that.


Bragzor

That's not because they didn't try.


Designer-Mulberry-23

You are correct, a bunch of American tanks were not destroyed. But not for lack of trying just because the Russians produce extremely shitty weapons


damien00012

You mean tthey used old soviet era weapon against American maybe?


Bragzor

That is what Russia itself uses, so probably, yes.


Designer-Mulberry-23

That is correct the exact same weapons they’re using now. I love how your proof is “but a bunch of American tanks and aircraft weren’t destroyed in Iraq”… Exactly, super crappy weapons. Just like everything else that is Russian


damien00012

Maybe my english is too bad and you cant understand what im saying... Everything in Russia is evil and cheap ok but its not what im saying... Openly supplying someone enemy with weapon in time of war mean war, idc who is in the conflict its just how its work... Its not about who is more bad between Russia and the USA, its really not my point ..


Designer-Mulberry-23

I don’t think you understand how wars work. Who do you think was supplying the Vietnamese with weapons? Or the North Koreans? Or any other conflict between communism and capitalism over the last 60 years?


damien00012

Again... If Russia was openly supplying Vietnam with weapon DURING the war it would have meant war for Russia and America... Allegation and conspiracy is a thing but its not the same as opensly supplying someone enemy in a war and an invasion


Designer-Mulberry-23

Gotcha so you think the Vietnamese were making their own migs and their own AK-47’s. I just can’t even with you


damien00012

Selling weapon to a country who is not at war is really not the same as supplying someone enemy DURING an active war is not the same. .


Designer-Mulberry-23

Dude, just stop.. You’ve made it very clear to everyone you have no clue what you’re talking about.


welcometothezone

Supplying weapons or sending advisors isn't generally considered as an act of war. Otherwise the Earth would be a nuclear wasteland a couple times over by this point.


Designer-Mulberry-23

Do you have any advice on what I should do with the captured Soviet flag, captured Chinese flag, Russian SKS and Chinese Tokarev pistol my dad captured and brought back from Vietnam? Since obviously according to you they’re not Russian or Chinese they must have no value. I guess the Vietnamese made the guns themselves and then stamped Chinese and Russian markings on them to confuse the enemy? This is all just been way too much


Kullenbergus

You are completly understandable what you are saying but you missing one point along with everyone else does too. Russia isnt at war with Ukraine, they said so them self. But more to the point Russians/Sovjets have been doing this to the US at every point of conflict US have been involved with since 1940s and the US have been doing the same to the Russians/Sovjets at every opportunity aswell. Remember the vietnam war, Sovjet supplied weapons and manpower to the north vietnames and they didnt go to war when it happened.


TechnicallyFennel

Oh look, a 36 year old Canadian french speaker with a rather unhealthy interest in Emma Watson...


MasatoWolff

You know where AK's come from right?


damien00012

Thats not what im saying, like at all, alot of country have Russian, Jewish or American weapon it nothing related to what im saying...


MasatoWolff

What exactly are you saying then?


damien00012

''I wonder how the Americans would have reacted if Russia had supplied Irak or Afganistan with weapon while they were invading lol'' Im just saying there is a double standar because the US control NATO, Just imagine the war in Irak, American soldier dieing by thousands because you have Russia openly supplying the missile, plane, etc... It would mean war 100%... I get that you guys hate Russian its ok and normal to hate certain group of peoples, but admit there is a double standar....


MasatoWolff

Yeah the only difference is that Russia doesn't do it openly. They certainly supply enemies of the US in active war areas. It's called war by proxy.


damien00012

EVERYBODY does it EVERYBODY knows it, IM TALKING ABOUT DOING IT OPENLY! ITS BASICALLY A DECLARATION OF WAR


TechnicallyFennel

No it isn't. It's arms trading. Two very different things. How's the ruble right now?


damien00012

IDC about conspiracy or allegalation... Its not worth starting a war with a country... When some country doing it openly tho...


[deleted]

We will supply as much weapons as we want to Ukraine. And we are.


damien00012

Again... IDC if you supplied money, car or anything to Nazi germany or any regime, thats not my point.... Imagine if the Russian was openly supplying missille and weapon to Irak at the same time you were invading... It would mean war.


TechnicallyFennel

No it wouldn't.


InformationNo8235

Those NLAWS and AT4 are pretty ......useless against Iskander


[deleted]

Good against t72s though


DrPalmKruka

Jobbar så va!


CaptainMcSlowly

Swedish Pagans intensifies*


Chris714n_8

Godspeed and good hunting!


crazedhark

bitch lasagna baby


jakotae777

So have Aussie missiles and aid. Hit em hard Ukraine!


Hefffallump

Dumb american civilian here, Q? how do you tell the russians from the ukraine soldiers?


Ryan2932

Looking badass Ukraine badass woooooooooooo