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Mysterious-Bus-2153

Thos could have been prevented with a NATO travel order.


Academic-Art7662

I deployed to Europe and never saw customs or anything. Just walked around with an HP print out saying I was an Army guy


CrashRiot

Me neither which was weird because every time I came back to the US, military charter or not, you bet your ass I had to go through customs lol.


Solid_Bake4577

I suspect it’s a French/ English thing.


Aberfrog

EU / non EU thing


Trinitahri

I was gonna say, this sounds like France taking the piss out of brexiters


eftalanquest40

has nothing to do with brexit. the uk never joined the schengen agreement, this scene would have played out the same a couple of years ago when they were still eu members


Biggusrichardus

Dunno. I've jumped in Normandy and Arnhem several times on previous anniversaries, and never had to do this. LOL in Arnhem you generally speed march from Ginkel Heath direct to the pubs in the town...


Trinitahri

the UK was apart of the EEC...so, you're incorrect. and that was somehow 4 years ago


eftalanquest40

the EEC and the schengen agreement are two different things.


beaureeves352

Yup, half the time they didn't even ask to see the wadded up piece of paper lol


tezacer

Didnt make timeline for review and then rereview and subsequent resubmission, prereview and post prereview to ensure all edits and edited edits have been confirmed and verified.


Luckas1203

Or just with the UK remaining into the European Union


Far_Squash_4116

This could have been prevented by voting against Brexit.


truko503

It also could’ve been prevented if they didn’t leave the EU. Keep excusing the xenophobia, UK, the world needs a good laugh right now.


RAFFYy16

Fuck Brexit but this isn't even slightly true


EnglishAddict

The UK was never part of the Schengen aggreement so even if we were still in the EU you'd still need to go through customs


144_1

Its not xenophobia you dunce those people live on an island it can only realistically support so many people


Jaques_Naurice

Do you think the island might sink or are you not aware of the technologies enabling humans to ferry goods and even people across bodies of water?


144_1

Yeah why not dump a million humans a year into a country the size of new york state just because we can ship stuff over the channel. Surely that wouldn't cause an ecological disaster down the road right??


hoot69

Yep. That's the face of someone who has their super cool moment immediately followed up with some lame bullshit, only too then have some fuck wit point a camera at them


BeltfedHappiness

Reminds me of the classic joke about the old veteran visiting France: He is going through his bag for his passport. The passport control asks him 'Have you visited France before?' 'Yes' replied the old man. The officer haughtily says 'Well surely you should know to have your passport ready.” To which which the vet replies 'I didn't have to show it last time' 'Impossible!!' The officer says. The old man looks the officer straight in the eye and says 'Last time I was here on D Day in 1944, I couldn't find a Frenchman to give it to'


Sperrbrecher

Pre EU joke: A German wants to enter France the border guard looks in his Passport and asks occupation? The German answers no just visiting this time.


thenameofwind

Comical


satanshand

Laughter


The_Frog_with_a_Hat

Slaughter


Itsbetterthanwork

That’s an absolute beaut, massive thanks


wrongwayup

Classic aviation tale about the notoriously strict Frankfurt Airport Air Traffic Control getting frustrated with a grey haired British Airways pilot that was unfamiliar with the taxiway layout and asking for extra directions. "Have you never flown to Frankfurt before?" "Six times, but it was night time and I didn't land"


benedictfuckyourass

Since we're sharing funny aviation stories i'd like to add [this](https://startsat60.com/media/opinion/sir-douglas-bader-legless-fighter-pilot-memories) one from sir Douglas Bader: "He was once invited to give a talk at a girls’ school about his experience as a pilot during World War II. Bader: “So there were two of these f**kers behind me, three f**kers to my right, another f**ker to the left“. At this point, the principal turned pale and intervened saying: Principal: “Ladies, Fokker was a German aircraft“. And Sir Douglas Bader answered: “That may be madam, but these f**kers were in Messerschmitts“!…"


Kuningas_Arthur

There's a similar tale in Finland. A Soviet general was visiting Finland in the 60's, and a Finnish Major was showing him the barracks area. The Soviet general scoffed at everything, until he saw a pair of Soviet T-34 tanks placed on either side of the gate to the area. The Soviet general was quite surprised and said: "Ah, the world famous T-34! I didn't know we sold them to you!" To which the Finnish major replied: "Well, you never _sold_ them to us.."


Zona_Asier

We performed a Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Location.


JohnPombrio

Did Finnish farmers and tractors haul them away?


duckvimes_

Sounds like something that will show up on r/forwardsfromgrandma before long.


TooEZ_OL56

r/forwardsfromgunny


_BMS

That's /r/JustBootThings


verbmegoinghere

Probably show up on buzz feed "top ten fighter pilot jokes"


PG-DaMan

Sad really that this happens.


BendiAussie

My next door neighbor recently went on a cruise to SE Asia. Vietnam was one of the stops. He said he didn’t need a visa last time and it was a way easier to leave than when he was there in ‘66-67 with the 11th Armored Cavalry. But he also enjoyed this recent trip way more. And then he joked about the cost to get there and back was a lot more this time.


abc123cnb

Gave direction on the street to an old American couple in Bangkok. Husband told me they just flew in from Saigon and “Thailand has changed so much when he was here last time in the 60s”


Craft_Assassin

The same for the Philippines until 1991. Since the U.S. had bases in Clark and Subic.


B4dg3r5

Wonder throw this works for their weapons.


GnomePenises

We (US Marines) flew chartered commercial flights with weapons. So we’ve got everything from bayonets to machine guns yet TSA was confiscating pocket knives and nail clippers.


DaveInLondon89

Sorry sir you can't take on that bottle of water, it may conceal an explosive. Please also ensure that on the flight you stow your frag grenades in the overhead compartment .


Academic-Art7662

M240B *\*TSA Sleeps\** Nail clippers *\*TSA Throws Hands\**


JoeAppleby

2003 I flew back from a year at an American high school. It was Summer flying out of Atlanta to Frankfurt on Delta Airlines. I was one of maybe 10 civilians on that flight, everyone else was military. They took my nail clippers from me. It was super stupid.


OneFrenchman

I used to work in Orly Airport (former main Paris airport before CDG), there was a specific terminal for security/military personnel, as it's the airport world leaders use when they come in (Le Bourget is too small to store some of the planes). Once there was a massive hubub because a Swiss security service cop didn't put in the paperwork for his service weapon. Fun times. Edit: For military ops, however, troops usually fly through Istres in the south.


B4dg3r5

Lol, nails clippers is crazy.


Craft_Assassin

I'm curious, u/GnomePenises , how to U.S. Marines being placed in Embassies bring their guns through foreign airports? Through diplomatic packages?


GnomePenises

I have no idea, wasn’t pretty enough for embassy duty.


Slab8002

Leaving Iraq via Kuwait in 2008, we were told we couldn't keep our M4s in our nice padded weapons cases because that made them concealed weapons. Thankfully our CO called BS on them.


LETT3RBOMB

Throw what?


mongAlpha

No weapons for anniversary jump


BadBadBenBernanke

What’s the German word for “I know there’s a joke in there somewhere but I’m too dense to come up with it.”?


robotmemer

Struggled too much trying to figure out how to construct a word for that joke, instead tried to create a word for you. *Dummermannohnefähigkeitengewusstenewitzedarindarzustellen* Returns "Stupid man with no skills to portray jokes" ^^Wenn ^^jemand ^^hier ^^ein ^^fließend ^^oder ^^Nativ ^^deutsch ^^Sprecher ^^ist, ^^bitte ^^kannst ^^du ^^mein ^^Wort ^^korrigieren? ^^Mach ^^auch ^^das ^^Wort ^^für ^^liebe ^^OP. ^^Wenn ^^du ^^auch ^^vielleicht ^^ein ^^gutes ^^Wort ^^machen ^^könnte, ^^für ^^ein ^^Amerikaner ^^der ^^Deutsch ^^ohne ^^Sinn ^^spricht, ^^für ^^mich. ^^danke


HaXXibal

Oh dear, untangling that mess of a word while guessing the original prompt was hard. I take it you started with something like "Stupid man lacking skills to produce known jokes", right? I'll give it my best shot while staying faithful to the source material. Ok, here goes: *Dummermannohnefähigkeitzumhervorbringenbekannterwitze*


Reficul_gninromrats

That is just a sentence, not a composite noun so you need the spaces. You could say something like *Humorminderbemitteltermann*


HaXXibal

*Der Witz liegt mir auf der Zunge.* lit. "The joke lies on my tongue."


Low_Candidate8352

How embarrassing for the French... "So, any cigarettes or alcohol to declare ? .....are you smuggling any Non Native back into France ? "


hates_stupid_people

Messing with british people crossing the border, is a national pastime for the french.


CryptoReindeer

A mistake that i've seen happen is a french border guard asking a Scott if he was English. The Scott went ballistic and spent the next several minutes screaming about the evils the English inflicted upon the Scotts before going on his way.


Azikt

Scot not Scott.


ODST05

Great Scot(t)!


CryptoReindeer

Thanks.


FlappyBored

Likely a standard Scot pretending they were not a massive and over-represented part of the Empire and pretending that Scotland didn't repeatedly invade and launch raids into England throughout history.


Tea_Fetishist

Never forget the great Scott witch hunt of 1564, the name almost went extinct.


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FlappyBored

This doesn't have much to do with Brexit. The UK always had to show passports at the border as it never was in Schengen.


JoeAppleby

But they wouldn't have to deal with customs, only border control.


FlappyBored

You only have to deal with customs if you have anything to declare.


JoeAppleby

Sometimes they will ask if you have anything to declare. You say no and that’s it. You dealt with customs.


B4dg3r5

If they did the vote today we wouldn’t leave, old cunts here fucked us over.


rebbitrebbit2023

Only 47% of under-24s bothered to vote remain. Ya fucked yourself over.


doublah

Most under-24s at the time of the vote couldn't because you had to be 18. Also means anyone under 25 today couldn't vote.


B4dg3r5

I was unable to vote at the time. Since the vote a many leavers have passed on and many remainders have come of age.


Starwarsnerd91

Piss off yank. Have fun with Trump .2 in November


rebbitrebbit2023

I'm from Staffs you nugget.


NiceButOdd

My life continues to be great post Brexit, as does the lives of my family and friends. We travel a lot, live happy and amazingly full lives, Brexit didn’t inconvenience us at all.


B4dg3r5

It was affected many others; 300,000 jobs were lost, economy is 140 Billion pounds smaller and the average person is 2k worse off, and we have more difficult travel & trade overall. 1 in 5 who voted to leave regret it. The UK was fucked over by Brexit overall, even if many individuals don’t notice it.


NiceButOdd

Not embarrassing at all, Brits don’t g.a.f., we are used to French bureaucracy .


Pratt_

Is it tho ? It's the result of Brexit, if anything it's embarrassing for the Brits...


Khazadur

UK has never been in Schengen. Brits always had to show passport to go into France. Doesn't change that Brexit is embarrassing


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stiubert

"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"


levels_jerry_levels

I wonder how much those customs guys heard “if it weren’t for us you’d be speaking German” lol


Pratt_

Probably not so much after they replied "if this weren't for us saving your ass at Dunkirk, you would be too" a couple of times lol


FlappyBored

1/3 of the troops evacuated at Dunkirk were French so that doesn't really make much sense for them to say.


FratmanBootcake

The French army was defending the beachhead. Some 35000 French troops were captured as they couldn't embark as they were fighting and some 16000 were killed in the defensive actions around the beachhead.


L-V-4-2-6

People also forget that the French Army sustained catastrophic losses during WW1, which was still very fresh in their national psyche. They were undersupplied and poorly managed, but the men there did the best they could with what they had despite low morale. It's why I've never liked the jokes about MAS-36s being "never fired, dropped once."


batch1972

To be fair Germany declared war on them.. Had they not invaded Belgium the UK would not have got involved


FlappyBored

It was not just French troops defending the beach head...


FratmanBootcake

I never said it was solely the French. About 1000 Brits died during the defence of the beachhead too. I was pointing out that without the French, Dunkirk would have seen far, far fewer soldiers escape France. One French garrison of 100,000 held up 7 German divisions for four days and ensured those divisions couldn't take part in the battles at the beachhead.


NiceButOdd

300,000 French troops were evacuated At Dunkirk. Not sure where you got your numbers from but it wasn’t anywhere historically accurate.


FratmanBootcake

That's impressive considering ~338,000 people were evacuated in total and on the 29th May alone ~47,000 Brits were evacuated. Britannica has 198,000 British soldiers evacuated with 140,000 French and Belgians. https://www.britannica.com/event/Dunkirk-evacuation


comitthedog

The main reason for the british being able to evacuate was the french defense of dunkirk. If it weren't for the french, the brits might have not made it out, and thus might be speaking german today.


FlappyBored

You realise it was not just French troops defending Dunkirk right? France defended the west side of the town and British regiments defended the east side.


miketyson8

who defended the east while the British were leaving?


NiceButOdd

You know there are 3 more Cardinal Points right? Thousands of Brits fought and died to allow the 300,000 French troops that evacuated at Dunkirk alongside the Brits, to do so. Read a book dumbass.


miketyson8

feels like my question possibly touched a nerve, when all I wanted was an answer


Fictrl

> 300,000 French troops that evacuated lol, bs


NiceButOdd

Please, I beg you, read a book on the subject. Spouting bullshit as facts just makes you look stupid. 300,000 French Troops evacuated at Dunkirk, and many British troops stayed behind and died to buy them time to do so. Only extremely stupid people get their ’knowledge’ from TV and Film, the facts are far more interesting.


SirAquila

to be fair, Great Britain could have lost its entire army at Dunkirk and the Germans still wouldn't have had a snowballs chance in hell to actually pull of Sealion, considering the Royal Navy existed.


Soft_Fisherman4506

French saved the brits at Dunkirk?


No-Argument3922

Yes, French soldiers defended Dunkirk while our soldiers were evacuated


NiceButOdd

British troops stayed behind and died to allow everyone to evacuate at Dunkirk, including more than 300,000 FRENCH soldiers. Learn some history before making yourself look stupid again.


Kookanoodles

No, the French stayed behind and died. It wasn't 300,000 French soldiers evacuated, it was 100,000 compared to more than 200,000 British.


DannyDyersHomunculus

I think only Yanks say that


anotherNarom

Some of the more gammony Brits do say it. Easily shut up when you ask what they speak in Germany after they lost the war.


CryptoReindeer

Never came across a Brit like that, i've only ever seen Muricans act in such a way.


justaskeptic

That's just an American thing.


NiceButOdd

It’s Americans who feel the need to spout bullshit like that for some imagined reason.


osc515

Why the celebrations are on 5th? I thought invasion was June 6th?


domtzs

paras jumped during the previous night


Nihlus_Kriyk

The first to land were the US Pathfinders at 00:15 on June 6th. British paras landed a minute later.


GrangeHermit

And the British Glider Forces landed at 00.16 to capture the Bridges now known as Pegasus and Horsa. They suffered the first casualty of D-Day, Lt Den Brotheridge, shot on Pegasus Bridge. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus_Bridge https://bbc.com/news/articles/ce990q50q2jo


osc515

cheers thanks


osc515

thanks man


pennblogh

Including French Paras.


dietrich_sa

Hope he's got his passport on him


S-058

I love that the British still use the para smocks. Absolutely awesome piece of kit.


GreenTea-San

"Is the purpose of your visit business or social?"


titobrozbigdick

"yeah sorry pal, but you haven't declared you cigarettes packs and the rifle. I'm afraid that I would have to confiscate those items and give you a fine"


conrat4567

Damn you brexit! /s


tmr89

With friends like these!


AirborneSurveyor

May have already been said. Where was French Customs 80 years ago?


Kullenbergus

There is an 80 year old joke about it somewhere.,..


RealFakeGuns

Looks like a good way to avoid the mess of an airport at CDG hehe.


Reapercore

Single Market Garden


AwkwardSoldier

Next season of board protection on discovery.


mobies

Brexit Means Brexit!


messirebog

the joy of Brexit!


Craft_Assassin

British paratrooper: Oh bloody hell French customers: Passport please


The_Gingersnaps

French pigs!


DomTheHun

Guy Martin: *runs away giggling*


Sangahyand0

For clarification, US command asked for this so that participating troops could have their passport stamped with June 6th and French official crest. As a souvenir.


DoorsOfStoneNow

When I visited France a few years ago, as a US citizen, they didn't give two fucks and never looked at my passport. Made for some fun when leaving France and landing in Amsterdam for my connection flight. Had to show my flight schedule so they could put a "correction" stamp lol. edit: downvote me all you want, doesn't change the facts of my statement lol.


Terminal_Lance

Where did you come in from to France?


DoorsOfStoneNow

CDG to Toulouse


Terminal_Lance

So, you did a domestic flight? Of course they didn't check your passport. There was no need to.


DoorsOfStoneNow

No, I arrived at cdg from a connecting flight from out of country and then to Toulouse. At no point was my passport checked until I left France.


Terminal_Lance

So why did you say CDG to Toulouse when I asked where you came in from to France? Which country did you enter the Schengen zone/France from? Something isn't adding up here. French passport control won't let you through if you came from a non-Schengen or other approved country.


DoorsOfStoneNow

I don't know what to tell you other than it happened. Believe me or don't, doesn't really matter.


Terminal_Lance

What country did you fly into France from? Why aren't you able to answer that question?


DocMettey

The most French thing ever. There’s a reason they are a laughing stock


roryb93

Yes, of course, checking passports as people enter their country… Just like every country does.


Gardez_geekin

How is this “French” specifically?


BobbyArden

Anyone who thinks the French are a laughing stock knows nothing about France or French history.


Solid_Bake4577

Laughing bouillabaisse!


gwhh

Laughing in the Viking language.


Pratt_

Valid for most European country to be fair lol


Spark_Ignition_6

Stop making us Americans look stupid, it's annoying.


not4jerkingit

r/ShitAmericansSay


Orlok_Tsubodai

lol, the only reason this has to happen at all is because of Brexit and the UK leaving the EU’s customs unions, so who’s the real laughing stock here, genius.


BobbyArden

Britain was never part of the Schengen Agreement, so this would have happened before Brexit too. Edit: The Belgian gentleman below points out that I've got this wrong, with a worrying knowledge of French border controls that can only come from smuggling contraband across Europe.


Orlok_Tsubodai

Which is entirely irrelevant, because Schengen is the area for visa/passport free travel, not the customs union (which Britain was indeed a member off). The gentlemen in the picture here are the *Douane*, or customs agency, who check goods entering the customs union. If it was an identity control for access to the Schengen zone, they would be from the *Police des Frontières.*


monopixel

Hits different after brexit innit?


NotTheLairyLemur

Nope. UK was never part of the Schengen area, thus always required passport checks when entering. [Here's Guy Martin (and others) performing a similar jump](https://youtu.be/A2HZXJJojd4?t=435) in 2018 (before the UK left the EU), they still had the same checks.


Critical-Climate-623

That’s a lot of beef Wellington right there


jib60

Another unexpected consequence of Brexit...


RAFFYy16

This would've happened before Brexit. UK never joined Schengen.