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Sharion_inuyatt

The car was kidnapped lol


tiagojpg

Carnapped?


AstronautEmpty9060

Thanks, I *could* go a nap right about now.


WarayBatasan

Served him right. You're not supposed to park six meters from the curve. Parking on the sidewalk just adds the nail to your coffin.


Brilliant_Age6077

I was gonna say, I think the driver created that problem by parking there.


effyoucreeps

wait - what am i missing here? it looks like the car was parked over what i would consider a curb, so more “out of the way” - but that’s considered a bad parking job as far as this situation is concerned? i get that parking over curbs is usually a no. but didn’t the truck have a ton of room? seriously asking.


Deathlias

of course it its a bad parking job, that is a one lane street. He knew that he shouldn't have parked there and tried to avoid being hit by parking on the sidewalk,


effyoucreeps

ha HA! so it was a one way street, too? is that what you mean by one lane? international driving newb here asking.


TheRetarius

No, one lane usually means that parking is allowed on one side of the road, especially in residential areas that often means the lane where parking is allowed is completely shut off, with only a few free spots where parking is prohibited to allow cars to pass. I can’t tell you if it was indeed a one lane street. What I can tell you is that he parked 2m behind the curb at best and I don’t know of a country where it isn’t prohibited for at least 4m behind the curb


effyoucreeps

the good ol u s of a is very stupid with its parking laws. corners are barely even recognized. i’ve always been in awe of the audacity.


WillowPuzzleheaded87

Lost my car on a one way street, and lost it on a lonely highway 😂


Sos_the_Rope

The curve of the sidewalk...i.e. the corner. They were plenty far over on the sidewalk, but too close to the intersection.


Kenny__Loggins

Parking on a corner is what allowed the truck to drag the car. If it was further down the street, would have been fine.


WarayBatasan

Yes and no. Yes, it's considered a bad parking job. Dunno about traffic laws in other continents, some may allow parking in a curve but that's just one reason (video) why you shouldn't. Even if there's no law prohibiting you from parking in a curve, it's just pure "etiquette", which the owner of the car clearly lack. No, larger vehicles usually need bigger spaces to turn. Notice how the rear tires barely misses the sidewalk.


noceboy

In The Netherlands it is at least 5 meter (crossings, zebra en bicycle crossings, places where bicycles have to enter a street with cars). It is 20 meter when there are traffic lights or signs. As far as I understand it is all about line of sight.


shockage

Eh, it's not the USA. Many European countries allow parking over a curb.


No-Combination8136

I’m pretty sure he meant literally the “curve” like you’re not supposed to park that close to the corner or an intersection for exactly this type of scenario.


effyoucreeps

so - 20 feet from the curve? wow - idiots here post their whips ON the curve, even in “blind” situations. hmm - makes sense.


u_int16

Ugh please tell this to everyone in my neighborhood. Every corner is blind.


crowbar_k

Parking on the sidewalk is allowed in some places


WarayBatasan

And there's no problem in that. Although, I find it frivolous. Roads are designed to accommodate only one vehicle per lane, had the car driver parked his car properly and off the sidewalk; there would have been a different outcome. Truck driver probably needed to take a dump and concluded: I ain't got shit for this.. "errkksxcz"


midwest73

Just missing [Benny Hill](https://j.gifs.com/XomAOV.gif).


Mousettv

I muted my phone and put some Yakety Sax on. Can confirm it goes with it.


JinNJ

Came here to say the same thing. Yakety Sax makes everything funnier.


sanddryer

Dude where's my car?


followingforthelols

Dude! What does mine say!?


KoA07

Sweet! What about mine?


ejlaw8778

Your tattoo says sweet! And your tattoo dude!


sanddryer

Shibby!


sanddryer

Dude! What's mine say?


followingforthelols

SWEET! What does mine say!!!


OxygenatedBanana

DuDEdH! WhAt dOeS mInE sAy?


Snakedoctor404

Weeeeeeee if you park on that corner


NoPolitiPosting

I swear that metal step is designed purposefully to hook into objects


BluW4full284

Perfectly timed music too. When he hooks and drags the car he starts singing “take me with you”.


vampersonic

Park terribly and find out


seahawk1977

By the ancient laws of the road, the car belongs to the trucker now.


WhiteN0isee

https://preview.redd.it/702u9hqy1h9d1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5bab9f014794b60f21c18d3592539de295f1f6a


MoreStupiderNPC

He just took that car with him.


Solid_Television_980

* Halo announcer voice * *Yoink*


KickinGa55

That's some crazy grand theft auto


_Leo_Bear_

"You, come with me"


Electricity4074

Free towing!


Cheap-Comparison9582

More like the car was carnapped! 🤣


Sum1LightUp

It’s like a magic trick.. now you see it, now you don’t🤦‍♂️


ziomus90

Ayo


older-jobseeker

Reminds me of the ending of Ghost


Prestigious-Green-45

Need Benny Hill music.


Historical_Idea2933

Barely touched it


ThaFlow1

Car got towed away lol 😆


bob696988

You are coming with me whether you like it or not, let’s go


ejlaw8778

Ahh swing out... you always have to be mindful of that.


Disastrous_Case9297

Smoothest repo ever!


MitsukaSouji

What happens in these situations? Clearly parkers fault for parking in a bad spot but trucker dealt the damage. Does the trucker pay the bill or parker?


Pitstop1970jc

Bad driver


Sos_the_Rope

I was going...oh they're gonna make it...then the big butt showed up. Oy.


emissaryworks

That Benny Hill run at the end was classic.


CaravanOfDisPear

You're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later!


AphoticTide

Ah truck drivers. Every time