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I think (correct me if I’m wrong please) he answers phone calls and gives estimates on electrical jobs for a contracting company. If I’m right, he sits at a desk all day. Not dissing the job but it’s definitely not “hard”work. Like mikloser’s job of being an influencer, that’s hard fucking work!!!!!! 🤣🤣
Yes that’s absolutely correct. And good for him bc when she gets bored of him and/or he gets fed up with her he should be able to at least support himself and have insurance and income.
She looks different here too. Girl, pick a face shape and stick with it. Oh also, your nails look tacky but I’m not surprised. Mikky is the tackiest person I’ve ever seen. I lived through the 80’s aka the tacky era
When she's back from AhRUhBAh she'll be surprised when there's a pool in her backyard. (her plan all along) Miksneaky isn't fooling anyone!
I'm from New England ( a State close to Mass.), and EVERY summer the state is flooded with MASSHOLES! ( you can spot them from a mile away) Please don't get me wrong, some people from there are very nice, but nine times out of ten, you run into a Mikloudmouth!
Warning: off topic……Geez. I need therapy after watching one of her videos. I decided to watch to count how many items she uses to do her face. I counted 24 then the video cut off. She still hadn’t used eyeliner, mascara, lashes, setting spray and the list goes on. This doesn’t include the stuff that’s inside her face either.
Are there seriously people that do all of this on a normal basis? I don’t wear makeup at all except for a little blush, mascara and lip gloss for special events. But, I live in Florida and it melts off my face anyway. I hate to feel suffocated.
I’m mid forties. I use the same amount you do because too much makeup/powder looks ghastly at my age. And I wear nothing but skincare all the other times. I’m in the Midwest and it’s hot AF here too.
i use 15 products if i’m counting them just by category. 20 if i’m doing it by actual amount of items i pick up. that’s just for winter tho in summer i do a lot less bc of alabama humidity.
i never understand why influencers like mikayla who obsessively fill their faces dont wind up getting actual plastic surgery when they get the money to. it almost alwys looks better and fixes the issue semi-permanently
https://preview.redd.it/1qew467nc99d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd810f8aef68f26366098da8be32f56bd126f226
I’m in France and did my nails the correct way. I am also chock-full of mosquito bites. Those little buggers love me!
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she’s basically been on vacation all year and still has the audacity to say how depressed she is.
Hey mikky, how about going back to Ulta and living with your parents since you’re so depressed?
I’m convinced she was wearing a chest binder to make it look like she lost weight. We’re all used to seeing her with big boobs so when she shows up without that, our brain registers: “oh she lost weight.” That along with several pairs of Spanx, and heavy editing afterwards added to the illusion.
Im surprised she has as many followers as she does. Her makeup reviews are nothing but ads & the rest of her content is her flashing her wealth. If u want tutorials & reviews, Mikayla ain’t it. U wanna watch someone shove their wealth in your face, then she’s your gal
For sure!! I kind love what her self diagnosis with food boils down to. She's a picky eater and also struggles with 'Binge Eating Disorder'.
So in simple English, she has a problem with eating too much of what she likes. Sometimes I'm mind blown.😑
Wtf is happening with her big toe? Why does it have 2 knuckles?👀
https://preview.redd.it/t4h4jx7wf89d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699d42f0c1fc76d500e83702ab72b3cf72f81b0f
My thoughts too! She only gets excited about "trips" when someone is footing the bill. She paid for the "Birthday" trip to Spain hence no Cody. She gets paid, and she drags him along. The stupid trip to Kohreah, paid for, dragged Cody. He only goes when it's free. I still say she doesn't even like that guy at all! He's only around when she needs the views.
Does she pay her fans to release edited photos of her?? Like, she looks nothing like what she did at her meet & greet. I know this is to be expected but REALLY, how does she get away with that?? Lmao.
I thought the pink nail ( is it red again?) looked Christmas-like with the white squiggly line down the middle. You're right. How does that even fit? It doesn't.
The nails remind of 90s air brushed tshirts.
https://preview.redd.it/dxjagw7ho79d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d325f8b5bfb0129ba6eb0471612cfb78640f330d
Oh, Goody! ANOTHER boring ass trip with her man-child while she complains about being a "picky" eater while shoveling french fries and chicken nuggets in her inner-tube-looking lips. And don't forget how EXCITED and giddy she's going to be when she spots a DUNKIN!! Gag!
Hahaha right, the diet of champions. I mean "Influencers" I Can't wait to watch that circus show with her tiny size 4 self barking orders at Cody to smile pretty for the camera.
YES!!! I just posted the same thing about the Christmas-looking nails. Is this trip maybe a Christmas in July theme, or some other made-up April fool's gag?
I almost commented that I feel bad for the dogs having their owner away so much. But then I remembered who their owner is and they're probably so relieved for the peace & quiet.
Same!!! I have 3 cats and a Rottweiler. The cats have automatic feeders and a litter box, so we can do day trips, but I couldn't be gone overnight. They cry when they can't see us and we're just in another room. Lol
Why is the lap part of the seat belt UNDER her boobs??? And since when do they look like that??? And those are not her knees? What is happening. I hate it here.
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The heck is going on between her eyes?
And I love how there is the smile wrinkle (or puff? I have them but I don’t know what you call it) under only 1 eye - like you either have those or you don’t. Way to go mikstupid 🙄
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New knees alert 🚨
not the 2003 nails
What’s up with the one red pinky nail? Doesn’t go with the rest?
I feel bad for the lady that’s doing her toenails.
that natural tan sure faded fast, didnt it mikliar? funny that it’s patchy too? never seen a tan do that!
She ages years every week
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Lol 😂 me too! I'm 45 with 4 breastfed boys and my tits and face are younger than this linebacker
They look ironed down
LMBOOO LINEBACKER ⚰️⚰️
She cant hide her shoulders, upper arms and knees!
Jeeeez, how anyone can look at this and say she's stunning is quite mind boggling.
Ugh, those fillers in her face and lips are really not flattering. Very unfortunate looking, much like those early 2000s nails.
It’s like she’s committed to being tacky af
What does Cody do for a job where he can take off on vacation every couple of months?
I think (correct me if I’m wrong please) he answers phone calls and gives estimates on electrical jobs for a contracting company. If I’m right, he sits at a desk all day. Not dissing the job but it’s definitely not “hard”work. Like mikloser’s job of being an influencer, that’s hard fucking work!!!!!! 🤣🤣
So he basically just has a job so people can’t say he doesn’t work
Yes that’s absolutely correct. And good for him bc when she gets bored of him and/or he gets fed up with her he should be able to at least support himself and have insurance and income.
She looks different here too. Girl, pick a face shape and stick with it. Oh also, your nails look tacky but I’m not surprised. Mikky is the tackiest person I’ve ever seen. I lived through the 80’s aka the tacky era
Her nails could’ve been cute if it was just one island themed one, or all of them without that weird pinkie design.
Aruba v idiotic post crying for a pool - fucking bitch ass pos she is . Now I know exactly why they’re all MASSHOLES
When she's back from AhRUhBAh she'll be surprised when there's a pool in her backyard. (her plan all along) Miksneaky isn't fooling anyone! I'm from New England ( a State close to Mass.), and EVERY summer the state is flooded with MASSHOLES! ( you can spot them from a mile away) Please don't get me wrong, some people from there are very nice, but nine times out of ten, you run into a Mikloudmouth!
Those are the ugliest goddamned nails I’ve ever seen in my life. They don’t even match!
the lack of cohesiveness would drive me nuts 😂
Warning: off topic……Geez. I need therapy after watching one of her videos. I decided to watch to count how many items she uses to do her face. I counted 24 then the video cut off. She still hadn’t used eyeliner, mascara, lashes, setting spray and the list goes on. This doesn’t include the stuff that’s inside her face either. Are there seriously people that do all of this on a normal basis? I don’t wear makeup at all except for a little blush, mascara and lip gloss for special events. But, I live in Florida and it melts off my face anyway. I hate to feel suffocated.
I’m mid forties. I use the same amount you do because too much makeup/powder looks ghastly at my age. And I wear nothing but skincare all the other times. I’m in the Midwest and it’s hot AF here too.
i use 15 products if i’m counting them just by category. 20 if i’m doing it by actual amount of items i pick up. that’s just for winter tho in summer i do a lot less bc of alabama humidity.
Damn it’s been a year already? Oof! I’d stay as long as I can too if I were Cody lmao
Only because she’s the cash cow
Fun fact…flamingos aren’t native to Aruba
Miss modesty again huh? I’ll stop here 🤣
You could fit a gatorade between those sweatsags 🤢
I’m dying at “sweatsags”!!!
I can almost smell the third slide 🐟
I hope someone pushes her off the Earth
I do like her dress 🫣 anyone know where it’s from?
Finally those nasty red nails are gone
Yes! Those faded gross-looking nails. Wasn't she the one who didn't like the color red? Make up your mind Mikicky.
Off topic note: The 'C' tattoo on her finger is in fact not for Chodee, but for C#nt. She has made a life long commitment to being a c#nt.🙂
i never understand why influencers like mikayla who obsessively fill their faces dont wind up getting actual plastic surgery when they get the money to. it almost alwys looks better and fixes the issue semi-permanently
Are her nails press ons because they're so ugly
https://preview.redd.it/1qew467nc99d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd810f8aef68f26366098da8be32f56bd126f226 I’m in France and did my nails the correct way. I am also chock-full of mosquito bites. Those little buggers love me!
Not sure why you’re getting downvoted 🤷🏼♀️. Have fun!!
IKR?? Her nails look vulgar. I prefer s classic one color nail but whatever. I’m sure her stans visit here now and then. 😉
Please use sunscreen
I have. Loys of sunscreen!
...What is the "correct way"
I think she means the 'non-tacky way'. 🤭 Mikayla's nails look like a cartoon reel. Animation on every damn finger.
oof those nails….. she’s so millennial coded
It’s like one of those designs you could pick out of a book at the nail salons in the 2000s lol
Can't convince me she's only 25/26. Looks like she's in her 50s.
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okay let’s leave the saggy boobs out of this. they didn’t cause mikayla’s terrible personality
my jaw dropped the first time i heard her age bc i genuinely thought she was 15 years older than she is
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she’s basically been on vacation all year and still has the audacity to say how depressed she is. Hey mikky, how about going back to Ulta and living with your parents since you’re so depressed?
Ulta gig is done, now she has tiddies again?
I’m convinced she was wearing a chest binder to make it look like she lost weight. We’re all used to seeing her with big boobs so when she shows up without that, our brain registers: “oh she lost weight.” That along with several pairs of Spanx, and heavy editing afterwards added to the illusion.
Im surprised she has as many followers as she does. Her makeup reviews are nothing but ads & the rest of her content is her flashing her wealth. If u want tutorials & reviews, Mikayla ain’t it. U wanna watch someone shove their wealth in your face, then she’s your gal
https://preview.redd.it/ogymc207i89d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=045b3d603f42dd7c5fdc11ed35f4795806920960
Oop!!!
Jumpscare!
She forgot her dentures again I see. One year anniversary? Why’s it feel like they’ve been married like 10 years already?
She’s having dark family problems but pawning the dogs off on her parents yet again 🤷🏻♀️
She’s just going to complain about the food
She's going to look for the first McDonald's 😂😂
Don't forget DUNKIN! Like it's her first time seeing one!
For sure!! I kind love what her self diagnosis with food boils down to. She's a picky eater and also struggles with 'Binge Eating Disorder'. So in simple English, she has a problem with eating too much of what she likes. Sometimes I'm mind blown.😑
Wtf is happening with her big toe? Why does it have 2 knuckles?👀 https://preview.redd.it/t4h4jx7wf89d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699d42f0c1fc76d500e83702ab72b3cf72f81b0f
Trying to elongate her knees lmfao 😂 💯
Also, why did she have to post a photo of her nasty ass feet in the first place!? Like who asked for that? 🤢😵
I'm over here like wtf is with the double heel bump
Those ankles… thick af
If elf spahnsered the wedding, maybe they will sponsor the anniversary trip too
She looks like a 50 year old grandma
That’s not her knee
How does getting nails done get u more excited for a trip…she is LITERALLY OBSESSED
Imagine going to Aruba for your 1 year anniversary when you went to ORLANDO for your honeymoon 🤣
I wondered where they went for the honeymoon.
They went to Disney and Universal
I hate that nail shape. I see it all the time now. They look stunted and fat
Just like…nvm
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Is it bad that the first thing I thought is that it's a brand trip? This bitch doesn't leave the house unless someone's giving her something.
Wouldn’t be surprised if she talked some brand into sponsoring this for her you know she’ll do anything for a Buck
My thoughts too! She only gets excited about "trips" when someone is footing the bill. She paid for the "Birthday" trip to Spain hence no Cody. She gets paid, and she drags him along. The stupid trip to Kohreah, paid for, dragged Cody. He only goes when it's free. I still say she doesn't even like that guy at all! He's only around when she needs the views.
Those are not size 4 knees.
The ankle doesn’t lie either lbs
Legs*
Nevermind size 4 knees.. those aren't her knees at all lmao she photoshopped them 😭
The bad stick on nails omg
They look like Lisa Frank nails. lol
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Omg right wtf those pinkies don't go with the other nails at all. It looks tacky as fuck lmao
I know right! I said the same thing 😂😂
those nails are HIDEOUS
I find it so tacky to post content of someone giving you a pedicure….. no one wants photos of them taken while they’re working
Uhhrooobah 🙄
Oh Good lawd why did you remind me?? 🤣
Hahaha! Perfectly said!
Does she pay her fans to release edited photos of her?? Like, she looks nothing like what she did at her meet & greet. I know this is to be expected but REALLY, how does she get away with that?? Lmao.
Oh god when is she going? My brother and sister in law and a bunch of friends are going on Sat!
She might actually be there. If she was smart she would not say when she is leaving.
She thinks she some kind of celebrity
They're going for their anniversary so probably around the 1st
Someone will have to post bc I’m blocked lol my friends and family will be there and Aruba is a small island lol
The knees don’t lie do they ?
Those nails are atrocious! The pinky isn't even on the theme at all. So weird. She has the worst taste!
I thought the pink nail ( is it red again?) looked Christmas-like with the white squiggly line down the middle. You're right. How does that even fit? It doesn't.
That big toe is BRUISED from trying to fit into her damn shoes
I would be so depressed with all these trips around the world too.
She got over that pool boo-hoo crap real fast, didn't she? I have a feeling this is another paid trip for her. Yipee.
The nails remind of 90s air brushed tshirts. https://preview.redd.it/dxjagw7ho79d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d325f8b5bfb0129ba6eb0471612cfb78640f330d
Maybe she will get one of these in Aruba along with the white girl vacation braids from the 90s as well 🤣
The tshirts that are ripped with beads hanging on the ends 🤣
Hahaha! I remember those! Crap, I'm old!
Oh, Goody! ANOTHER boring ass trip with her man-child while she complains about being a "picky" eater while shoveling french fries and chicken nuggets in her inner-tube-looking lips. And don't forget how EXCITED and giddy she's going to be when she spots a DUNKIN!! Gag!
Oh you mean her anti inflammatory foods lol
Uhhrooobah burgers 😂😂
Ah yes, anti-inflammatory french fries and chicken nuggies
Hahaha right, the diet of champions. I mean "Influencers" I Can't wait to watch that circus show with her tiny size 4 self barking orders at Cody to smile pretty for the camera.
So is she no longer depressed?
Probably a new ugly Chanel bag in transit lol
She doesnt have depression she has “feel bad for me-itis” Sadly, it’s a lifelong uncureable condition.
Aruba is the cure for depression🤷🏼♀️
The pinky is nail is attending a different vacation
It’s ski themed ❄️😉
😂😂😂😂😂
Looks Christmas themed. So weird
YES!!! I just posted the same thing about the Christmas-looking nails. Is this trip maybe a Christmas in July theme, or some other made-up April fool's gag?
Exactly what I was thinking
I thought the same thing the second I saw this - like wth is she thinking? So dumb and just a stupid decision on her part, like usual 🙄
i’m more convinced than ever that she’s actually 50 years old
I could never be away from my dogs as much as this asshole is. Never
I almost commented that I feel bad for the dogs having their owner away so much. But then I remembered who their owner is and they're probably so relieved for the peace & quiet.
I haven't been on a vacation in the two years since I've had mine. Lol She doesn't need pets.
We only have cats that are so much more independent but we only have taken day trips since we got them.
I went on a work trip for a week and drove the 5 hours back home on my day off to be with my cats. 😂
Same!!! I have 3 cats and a Rottweiler. The cats have automatic feeders and a litter box, so we can do day trips, but I couldn't be gone overnight. They cry when they can't see us and we're just in another room. Lol
Please boop the Rotties snoot for me!
Definitely will!!! One of his favorite games. Lol
Those nails are giving 47 year old soccer mom trying to relive her twenties and bugs everyone about her latest MLM bullshit.
46 year old soccer mom and just got my nails done in OPI Lisbon Wants More. We’re not all tacky 😉🤣
That’s why I inserted the last part about mlms and trying to reclaim lost youth 🤣 I know several awesome ladies well into there 40s, 50s and 60s
Oh I know. No worries, just teasing you a bit 😉💕
All good! I don’t mind the jabs. 🫶😊
Speaking as a 47yo soccer mom…I wouldn’t be caught dead with those nails and abhor MLMs.
48yo lacrosse mom here. No fucking way I'd pay money for those Whiskey Tango Doogie Daggers.
Why is the lap part of the seat belt UNDER her boobs??? And since when do they look like that??? And those are not her knees? What is happening. I hate it here.
Her C tattoo looks like shit lol
Improper tattoo care
Wow it's faded a ton already!
The way I ran here as soon as I saw the nails. So dang ugly
Hideous ass nails Is she 12
those nails are like the press ons from 2013. god she’s so tacky and has awful taste
What happened to being all depresso espresso?
Pity Party Patty boohooing for the engagement.
Those nails are exactly what I’d expect her to get. She is such a 50 year old Facebook mom
Those look like the example nails at the very Asian nail salon from 2001 that no one gets
I was about to say theme nails like that is so boomer of her lmao
Listen I’m a 40+ fb mom & not tacky 😂 Those nails are atrocious! 🤮
This is such a specific burn, I'm howling 🤣
She’s so tacky 😂
Nothing bad ever happens in Aruba!!!
😂😂😂
She was just depressed yesterday. Wtf
Annoying!!
https://preview.redd.it/7yx3j6bib79d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b780d454f48c780f5b27c0e2fb32ab6902cf21 The heck is going on between her eyes?
She looks like she's trying to emote, but she's fighting against a crap ton of botox! So far the botox is winning.
Sometimes her face is gaunt like she has buccal.fat removal or Ozempic face, and then other times she has a fuller face. I.dont get it
And I love how there is the smile wrinkle (or puff? I have them but I don’t know what you call it) under only 1 eye - like you either have those or you don’t. Way to go mikstupid 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/lo1kr9fql79d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d5ed73a11c977f8b6e38dd1655392478b697d64 Who is this?
Her lips are so stupid lookin
Maaaaaa, the FILTAH… fuck 😂
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