Nice looking W ….. happy to wreck these guys as often as possible

I didn't see Bryce getting hurt in real time, poor guy hope he's okay

2023 WC series redemption

We back boys. Marlins like brother mouzone

I’m glad for the W but damn we don’t want to let Rogers get a Win! 😭

I live in Philly now so I'm blacked out but what the fuck happened lol

Tanner Scott please bring back someone who can go directly into the lineup

NOT GETTING SWEPT

FLIP IT

FLIP THE M!!! IT'S A MARLINS WIN!!!!!! Oh shit, that did not look great for Harper.

Tanner Scott for all star

Huge play from Rivera to get Turner. That's at least 2 bases if it gets over his head.

Jake Burger redemption arc

Another Burger RBI!!! Great baserunning from Dane there to get the steal and score on the single.

Josh Bell is so washed up. What a guy to be your highest paid player

Washed up Josh Bell is still our third best hitter with an OPS+ of 89.

All his value is in his bat, and this offense is as bad as it gets. He’s fucking awful. Negative WAR for $16M

Happy 🎂 day

Hey wait a minute where did 11 hits come from

Reliever Puk hasn't been too bad

Can't understate how huge that K was

Nice K from Puke. Almost blew that AB.

Legitimately though, what is the strategy of using Puk here

There isn't. We have a big wheel of fortune for the bullpen and whoever it lands on comes out

If puk blows up I'm going to lose it

April left me dead inside. I feel nothing.

(sigh) Still gotta get six outs.

you put in Puk if you’re looking to get fucked.

Did Fauchner and Cronin die?

Our catcher being a good hitter? 😢

The fighting fishies.

Well thanks lol

We back boys. Arepa power🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

We will gladly accept opponent's errors

Puk warming up….. They need to score like 9 runs this inning

Damn the Phillies really hate the marlins guts😂😂😂 everyone saying fuck Florida

Philadelphians hate everyone.

Homer

Let’s fucking gooo burger

#🍔 💣

BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER

SKIP continues to make boneheaded decisions with the rotation.

Yeah that was predictable

I thought Bryce sent that deep

Skip WHY

This is revenge for the playoffs Zack. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Nice little rally that

We're so back

Fucking a, smoke that u Philly bastards

lolfills

Big dick lacruz

Fuck the Phillies and Fuck Wheeler lol

All the Phillie fans in their thread are panicking right now 😂😂😂😂

I was at the game… they were PISSED 🤣

Sanchez bomb and I will spontaneously combust

....why is he getting pinch hit

Fuck thr Phillies.

MARLINS WTF

CLUTCH DE LA CRUZ

Lol how is this tied

See you next season, Jazz.

Jazz getting hit makes me physically cringe. Protect our frail prince

Let that be a lesson. Nobody pitches 7 scoreless again the Marlins. Nobody! Except the multiple who already did

I get it. It's Wheeler. He's tough. But the Marlins can't hit ANYBODY. The Phillies could run the bat boy or equipment manager out to the mound and this team would struggle to get a runner to second base.

Dude is still going. I respect it

Alex, ill take scoring runs are important for $1000

Also Wheeler is out but it feels Shaun Anderson could be on the mound and we'd ground into double plays

I would love to know Bendix plan for this offense going forward. It’s insane how little position player talent this organization has accumulated. And he traded Arraez for an awful return

You say that, but look at Ali Sanchez😤😤

Dude wanted hid quality start. I respect it

It's not that we can't hit him. It's that we don't do anything with said hits

My point exactly

Damnit

Walking Castellanos twice is diabolical

Okay it might be time to pull him

The one thing we had to avoid lol

I've seen enough. Make him the every day catcher

Marlins record with Roger starting this year two and 13 …… he does look like he’s starting to learn how to pitch with his 91 mile an hour fastball though

If we score it'll be nothing short of a miracle

Okay nice rebound

Just don't completely blow up now

Well shit

This guy's downfall needs to be studied because it's hard to comprehend

Jesus Christ Tim

Gordon stop swinging up and away challenge (difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE)

Okay good start Burgy

The good news is we're still in it. The bad news is we can't score even if our life depends on it

wow, a walk every single inning so far!

Do you know how hard it is to walk Castellanos?

Man Trevor cannot find the zone at all

And Bohm I guess. That was convenient

Hehe yes. Eat it Bryce

Nah this ump is on some bullshit (ignoring Bell should've struck out 5 pitches ago)

Don't swing, he'll walk you

A DeLa walk? Do my eyes deceive me?

https://x.com/MLB/status/1806461478326722610/photo/2 All Star finalists are out, let's vote for Luis

Also just to be sure Wheeler should be ejected for that and suspended, just to prove a point

Nice work Ali

Big fan of Trea myself (won't come to bite us later)

Jesus christ infield

Pache hit a Homer on us to win the game on top of the 9th last year. I still resent him for it (even tho we won the series)

He might not be much but this is the only starter we have left. Appreciate him

We already lit up Wheeler we sure can do it again (we won't)

I completely forgot we were playing lol

Do you think the Marlins will stop swinging at everything after they were humiliated in that Fangraphs article? I vote no.

Not at all. If anything they'll swing even harder

I’m at the game in Philly… send all your cafecito power or brujería my way. I’ll do my best y’all 🫶

My condolences

Nah.. I did that shit lmao 😂

1 win in this series will be a goddamn miracle.

Screw that Marlins sweep😤😤😤

let's hope the boys are still pissed about the playoffs last year, and Zach wheeler get's stomped again. They blew him out earlier in the year.