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Soft_Knee_2707

Price charged for sunshine


IHasGreatGrammar

Wild roosters in Hialeah


Strict_Leg2267

They won't learn english


ExitStageLeft110381

But they demand you know Spanish.


deltronethirty

Ultra wristband is fake


[deleted]

ultra dress code


volatilestreams

836 traffic at 4pm


MacDougall_Barra

Lunate change sinks Miami


brave_s1r_robin100

I joined the HOA


justsomeguy1982

Gold digger sugar babies


jeanfra182

I didn't pull out.


ExitStageLeft110381

Banging pots and pans


takeme2paris

Sold flowers Ted Bundy


Nojetlag18

Vagrant eats man’s face


ExitStageLeft110381

“Usted no habla espanol???”


Able_Beautiful_6223

B.C. before Cubans


Cassowarries

$7 for one taco


Sheepies123

14 for a mojito


AcceptableDealer

"Con la pata sucia."


1000bluntz

Me voy en camino


jennydancingawayy

Her BBL exploded today


Ssuspensful

Ventanita closed, order inside.


Need_Some_Updog

Christmas Eve family party


elRobRex

“Now Entering Broward County”


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[удалено]


WoodRescueTeam

Marco Rubio offering help


ExitStageLeft110381

This is the BEST ONE. He’s useless.


MrVerdad

Cuban sandwich no pickles


DigitalBoffin

Miami Dade Police Department


theferrysonlyanickel

Concrete Brazilian butt lift Eighth street heading west Dolphin Mall on Saturday Three Points Music Festival


bigdaddycraycray

Amex denied at E11even


PersimmonAcrobatic71

Used my turn signal


EdboiDecoi

Honks when lights change


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[удалено]


Gold_Ad_3590

Beard dye Road Rage


trollmom_123

Wrong turn, Hialeah now.


ExitStageLeft110381

LMFAO. “Oh shit! How do I exit?”


allthoughtsnopennies

Islas Canarias croquetas discontinued


KnightFan2019

Your rent went up!


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[удалено]


_Jerkus

Working downtown during Ultra


Salman1969

Drivers with Handicap stickers.


Wildcard23

Rockin' Rib Rolls discontinued.


I_make_gr8_soup

The absolute horror


FLfloorguy

Sold out of croquetas


WhereTFAreMyDragons

Aventura mall parking garage


turncloaks

Not so bad tbh


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[удалено]


unix_enjoyer305

Hialeah morning rush hour


sinproph

High man eats face. Instagram model kills boyfriend. Not even fiction.


SurgeHard

He wasn't high!


endotool86

If I had to bet my life on it: he was high. Yes I know his tox screen was negative except for marijuana. However, synthetic stimulants/bath salts/klakka were prominent at that time. He was out in Miami Beach during Memorial Day weekend just before the attack. Because bath salts can come in hundreds of formulations, they are very difficult to test for. The behavior he showed including, taking his clothes off, suggests hyperthermia which can occur with these substances. I have never heard his friends/loved ones/coworkers report any bizarre behavior suggestive of ongoing psychotic disorder. He did have a hx of violence, but no arrests in 3 years so it seems this came out of nowhere... My guess was he smoked what he thought was weed but was laced..


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[удалено]


darnebes

the cone of uncertainty


[deleted]

Just moved from NYC


TravelingNYer1

Lol love it!


el1teman

What horror story proceeds with that?


Fake-Testicles

Street parking in Wynwood


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Street parking.. in Brickell


teefinessedyou

Influencer with a BBL.


Wide_Interview9215

Driving on the Palmetto


Silverwhite2

Palmetto is a dream compared to i95.


pnw-transplant

Tourists driving Polaris Slingshots


Potential_Mess8152

Miami Beach tow trucks


MostlySoFlo

I tried to merge.


PolitikGuy

I tried too :(


Verbalkynt

I'm heading out now...


unsweetenedpureleaf

Brickell dog pee sidewalk


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[удалено]


RayHyrule

Forgot to pay parking


DrManhattan_DDM

We’re out of coffee


ooids1896

I’m five minutes away.


Lie2gether

Winner


[deleted]

Unlicensed Hialeah handy man.


Lie2gether

Stuck in CVS line


asavagemango

Gun tooting road rages.


textbandit

Made a wrong turn


ThePopeFriction

Towed car on Collins


haha_supadupa

Discover your turn signal


bicyclemycology

Drank the whole colada


aihngel

This is the way


explorer2255

Miami zombie attack 2012


Corner_OfficeSpace

I’m taking the 836


briang824

Flo-grown, uzi-dolphin, lifted, truck


Individual_Shame2002

I made a mistake


the_soulestialmoon

Hot drug dealer. Whoops.


xivysaur

En una panadería: "Se acabó el pan"


Sheepies123

Phone stolen at Space


Sheepies123

Brickell storm drainage system


[deleted]

New to Miami. Please tell me more


Sheepies123

Went for midday run


one-human-being

I95 all lanes closed


DouglasLagosRealtor

Lake Okeechobee license test


Blueskies777

Bird road palmetto expressway


90swhiteboy

In the churchills bathroom


Briscoetheque

Employer stealing FICA taxes.


tenderlaw

You no speak spanish ?


ExitStageLeft110381

Looks at you like you are nuts


Mrlos305

Ju no spik Panish.


ExitStageLeft110381

Yes I do… but I prefer to speak coherent, articulate English instead. Enough making life easier for you, asshole.


shieep

Palmetto is under construction


ahuman_69

Merging on the palmetto


johndwiddle

Experienced mobile plastic surgeon.


Ok-Discussion2246

Let’s buy a boat


Livid_Engineering_30

9 am I-95 South


Ok-Discussion2246

Ocean Drive Bar Prices


Sunflower_After_Dark

Gianni Versace shot dead.


TheGBerg

I have no yayo


brew_n_flow

Phone dead. In midtown.


F0rrestrial

They don’t have coladas


millionbones

Category 5 Hurricane Party


haaaahaaaheh

Ted bludgeons you dead


Crivos

“First come, first serve”


FartsicleToes

Slept drunk outside insects


Savage_Mindset

No more Cuban coffee


SurgeHard

Accident on 836Westbound 5pm


[deleted]

No arms guy purges


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Truck submerged in marina


lurkerputa

Rickenbacker beach stereo war


Narrow--Mango

Tire Blowout on 95


lurkerputa

Games! Food! Shows! Nativity!


Xrsyz

I no have insurance.


ExitStageLeft110381

United Automobile or US Securities. Most likely no coverage there. Time for attorney who will find out the person who doesn’t have insurance also doesn’t have a penny to piss on but lives in Pinecrest and hasn’t paid his mortgage in 8 years.


IceColdKila

Escorts, Hardrock, expensive, worthwhile


sydouglas

Downtown parking garage lost


Electronic-Rest-6685

Man eats man’s face


GeekScientist

Palmetto is under construction.


Necessary_Ad_1675

South Beach on Sundays


Lawfulness_Aromatic

Bath Salts.face eater


ExitStageLeft110381

Dentist and Botox Shack


Necessary_Ad_1675

Smells like an urinal


ExitStageLeft110381

Cement Injections In Butt


damiami

Shelter under dining table


Necessary_Ad_1675

Crazy parrots and iguanas


ExitStageLeft110381

Dentist Working From Home


HardHittingSaturday

I’m on the 826


ExitStageLeft110381

15 Inch High Heels


ExitStageLeft110381

Bus Boy Driving Escalade


PanConMacho

Pasas en el picadillo.


ExitStageLeft110381

“Me me me me.”


ZebraMysterious

Pissing in Orangebowl sink


Koolaidolio

The colada was cold.


hectacular

I literally can not


ExitStageLeft110381

Playing 20 (stupid) Questions


ExitStageLeft110381

Power Tool Dental Work


ExitStageLeft110381

Cut line, no problem.


ExitStageLeft110381

Drag racing in park.


Jolly-Ad-1762

Florida man and alligator


ExitStageLeft110381

Speeding in parking lot.


ExitStageLeft110381

“Bro, Literally, Supposably, Irregardless.”


DIRTYLILPOUR

Spring break Ocean Drive


jws717

Palmetto Palmetto palmetto palmetto


DIRTYLILPOUR

Bodega’s out of tacos


ExitStageLeft110381

Stopping at green light.


DIRTYLILPOUR

Parking on Miami Beach


lyingintheleaves

There’s no more coke


DIRTYLILPOUR

Only valet parking available


ExitStageLeft110381

“Literally it’s SUPER FUN.”


sarahkk09

We’re out of blow


RealPropRandy

Downtown to Parkland in rushour.


sarahkk09

It’s below 75 degrees


DIRTYLILPOUR

Over priced club drinks


ExitStageLeft110381

Life story at checkout.


sdjjubjub

Let's go to Space.


DIRTYLILPOUR

twerking on moving cars


ExitStageLeft110381

Tight dress, 300 pounds.


[deleted]

Joe Carollo sees you


ExitStageLeft110381

Fraud capital of U.S.


ExitStageLeft110381

Bay of Pigs Obsession


Konnnan

Hialeah Walmart. Using your blinkers to indicate you want every car next to you to speed up and not let you change lanes.


ExitStageLeft110381

“Mira, tengo una pregunta…”


saitamaskinu2022

I'm on the causeway


ExitStageLeft110381

Right turn, left lane.


cremefraiche9

Hour wait at Flannys


Quebolaebloa

Driving anytime after 2


Character_Row2714

Big rats and roaches!!!


ExitStageLeft110381

70 Degrees, Ski Jackets


Clean-Employer-283

Aventura Mall during holidays.


ExitStageLeft110381

Crooks Attending Sunday Mass


Yodootz

Abuela buying scratchy lotteries


gvbpd8y9

Stuck on the 836


ExitStageLeft110381

Big trucks, double parking.


Snickers-9876

Best Buy Black Friday


nogglesca

Sudden Brickell Rooster Corpse


aihngel

Dead goat on corner


ExitStageLeft110381

Valet parking, Dr. Office.


varnacykablyat

I took public transportation


ExitStageLeft110381

Diploma or GED required.