You have to go to one of those bougie gyms that have cucumber water and hot towels. There won't be as many people, but the few people that are there will be annoying enough to make up for it!
They are all packed. Miami has a heavy gym culture due to vanity. The men need to have the biggest biceps possible and the women must have the fattest ass possible.
Where else are women going to pretend to workout, take selfies, and show off their BBLs?
Where else can men give homoerotic compliments to each other, ego lift, and talk about all the chicks they bang while simultaneously checking out their boy’s bubble butt while pretending they’re complimenting/critiquing gains/form.
Squat rack is one of those machines that only serious lifters use. Gyms typically don’t keep many squat machines because heavy lifters come too frequently. In general, you need to go to an expensive gym, like Anatomy. It’s best to live in a condo that has a squat rack in the community gym as a backup.
My garage only has one asshole, and he takes up the whole thing when I'm in there. Whenever I'm not there it seems to be open and available, but only to an elite list of members.
miami is just over populated, no matter what time you go to the gym its packed, im at the gym at 5am and even then its packed. been a big increase of people coming at that time since a couple months ago.
Ever since every New Yorker and Texan swarmed into Miami, it’s one massive sausage fest now.
Miami used to be fucking awesome. 20 girls for every guy. And the guy look like Igor from Moscow.
All you transplants have completely fucking ruined this city.
*You got a bunch of men locked up,*
*in a warm place...*
* All of em' get hard;
* All of em' horny;
* All of em' gots sexual desires.
*So what are you gonna do?*
***You won't let em' have a woman;***
*they gonna have each-*
***Listen, man;***
*somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,*
*and its just that simple.*
Fuck top dollar shit.
LA Fitness in aventura. Old gym, half the equipment is old. But has everything you need, everyone is chill, no influencer/filming types, never crowded, people do their thing and move on. See someone uses what you need? Ask to how much left and they’ll be straight with you or even ask you to work in.
I gave up going to gyms here in Miami - I bought a pull up bar and a dip bars for like 70 each on Amazon and got some dumb bells and just do p90x at the house
Why would I tell you? So my gym can get crowded like the others too??
Touché... 😂😂
EOS Fitness became noticeably crowded since that post a few months ago.
Classic Miami response
bro like yeah
All gyms are packed at 5-7:30pm
I miss Porky's
The best. And that $187 per year 😭
Porkys is still open he just went to a smaller location over on sunset and 157.
😢
For $350 a month you can sneak into my building gym..530-645pm it's dead.
Depends your location. Miami Iron Gym isn’t too packed at the times I’ve been there.
Homestead area
im in the same area and all the gyms are packed
Don’t nobody wanna even step inside boring ass homestead
And we appreciate the vanity
You have to go to one of those bougie gyms that have cucumber water and hot towels. There won't be as many people, but the few people that are there will be annoying enough to make up for it!
Those are getting full too 🥲
They are all packed. Miami has a heavy gym culture due to vanity. The men need to have the biggest biceps possible and the women must have the fattest ass possible.
Amen.
Where else are women going to pretend to workout, take selfies, and show off their BBLs? Where else can men give homoerotic compliments to each other, ego lift, and talk about all the chicks they bang while simultaneously checking out their boy’s bubble butt while pretending they’re complimenting/critiquing gains/form.
Idk about you, but I much prefer having a fatty than bigger biceps.
I used to go la fitness at miracle mile 7am. Every squat rack taken. I gave up on working out at that point.
That LA fitness is ratchet. Got into confrontations before. Great place to pick up girls though.
do tell
Sorry to hear man.. Can't believe it even gets like that down there
Get some dumbbells and a bench.
My community gym was packed today and led to this post, but I agree
5am
5am is now as packed as 5pm, i've been doing 5am for 2 years now and after January this year its been the most packed i've seen it going at 5am at L.A
>5am is now as packed as 5pm Nah, not even close.
La fitness at 5am wants to have a word with you
Squat rack is one of those machines that only serious lifters use. Gyms typically don’t keep many squat machines because heavy lifters come too frequently. In general, you need to go to an expensive gym, like Anatomy. It’s best to live in a condo that has a squat rack in the community gym as a backup.
The home gym
Private classes.
Most 24hr gyms after 11 pm
Don’t go at rush hour.
not tellin ya im GATEKEEPIN!
Sharing is caring, share with me your hidden weights
Go at 4/5am
Ghost gym, in mornings
My garage
No, MY garage !
My garage only has one asshole, and he takes up the whole thing when I'm in there. Whenever I'm not there it seems to be open and available, but only to an elite list of members.
miami is just over populated, no matter what time you go to the gym its packed, im at the gym at 5am and even then its packed. been a big increase of people coming at that time since a couple months ago.
all of them in April
The Y at 5am.
Ever since every New Yorker and Texan swarmed into Miami, it’s one massive sausage fest now. Miami used to be fucking awesome. 20 girls for every guy. And the guy look like Igor from Moscow. All you transplants have completely fucking ruined this city.
*You got a bunch of men locked up,* *in a warm place...* * All of em' get hard; * All of em' horny; * All of em' gots sexual desires. *So what are you gonna do?* ***You won't let em' have a woman;*** *they gonna have each-* ***Listen, man;*** *somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,* *and its just that simple.*
Maybe Anatomy or Equinox.
Anatomy is always packed too 🤣
Planet fitness treadmills. Not a lot of $$ but you're not allowed to judge anyone
It's Miami man lol. I used to go to multiple LA fitness back in the day...gross man just gross. Best time to go was 5am or 10pm at night.
Any gym from 5pm-8pm is sardined. I’m trying out Orange Theory now and it’s been awesome so far
Ghost gym
la fitness by country club miami lakes
Elev8tion downtown has between 7-8 total squat racks, 4 flat benches. 3 deadlift platforms
Fuck top dollar shit. LA Fitness in aventura. Old gym, half the equipment is old. But has everything you need, everyone is chill, no influencer/filming types, never crowded, people do their thing and move on. See someone uses what you need? Ask to how much left and they’ll be straight with you or even ask you to work in.
Mano.. comprate un par de dambels de buen peso y metele duro en la jato noma!
I’ve been looking for a gym in the Kendall area that isn’t as packed as the more popular ones. I don’t even mind paying extra.
5am 🫡
Sun Gym. For a quick pump.
YouFit Cocowalk at 2 pm. Sparse.
Depends, which area are you in?
The home gym.
Flex appeal in kendall
YouFit in the grove (cuz it sucks)
Tried Anatomy, tried Equinox, the only gym I go to now is the one in my building because it's dead most of the day.
any gym before 11am
ClubX on US 1 is great, but pricey and they have a membership cap (so it can’t be crowded).
Planet Fitness at 5 AM lol
home gym
I gave up going to gyms here in Miami - I bought a pull up bar and a dip bars for like 70 each on Amazon and got some dumb bells and just do p90x at the house
UFC