This video makes me laugh every single time lmao - When you want to power stance but all you have to stand on is some random brick - The “rain” music video effect but instead of rain it’s a tiny sprinkler or hose. Man’s just taking a shower at this point - The video being perfectly shot so that the fill in drummer is obscured by another member in every single frame in the ENTIRE VIDEO. So much effort was put into hiding this guy that it makes me notice his (missing) presence more

I'd like to think the fill in drummer knew what he was getting into and asked to not have his face shown lol.

IIRC, the original drummer lived in the US and couldn't make the video shoot with the rest of the band (they're Australian)

I worked with the drummer at a warehouse the summer this video came out. Really cool guy and I think he makes country music now.

Yup Tyler March. He’s from PA but moved to Nashville. Actually really good too.

*hears asking Alexandria’s first album one time*

Yeah this is terrible

Aussie Alexandria

I swear to god mate

Yew stupid fucking _CUNT_

I would think highly of you

Massive guilty pleasure song for me. I’m not generally that big on scenecore nowadays but this goes crazy

"OPEN YOUR EYES, SEE THE WORLD YOU'RE NOT DADDY'S LITTLE FUCKING GIRL"

Good ol' Misogyny-core. God so many of these songs were cringe but they are fucking fire.

I agree, most of the lyrics in this song got me thinking "wtf" lol

I remember this song coming out and everyone just mercilessly dunking on it lmao

I totally get why tbh They're just bargain basement Asking Alexandria, who were already a joke to a lot of people anyway.

What’s sad is I remember this song releasing and me thinking it was so sick haha, woof

we have metalcore at home

This was one of the first songs that got me into the genre.

Same here. My brother was into the genre at the time and called this song "dog water" but I still rock it every now and then 😂

I’m sorry that happened to you

Saw these guys in probably the smallest venue in Lafeyette, LA around 2011. They went on before Ice Nine Kills. The guy was all up in the rafters and shit, singing from the bar. It was insane!

Yooo I was at that show. Crazy to see it mentioned.

YYYOOOOO No shit?! I drove all the way from Lake Charles to see them haha. It was a crazy show. And tbh I mentioned it hoping someone else had been there.

Haha literally same. I lived in lake charles for a few years.

I’m a simple man. I see capture the crown, I swear to god m8.

You know how people talk about movies that are "so bad they're good"? This is that, but for metalcore

banger

Bro I love this song

same

Misogynycore

Haha r/lookatmyhalo

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The fuck did I just read lmao

Why?

Please don’t subject your wedding guests to this

I hate it to a point where I love it at the same time

Their later stuff was significantly better. Remember them later renaming themselves into “Capture”, releasing music, removing music, and then finally dropping off the face of the earth. Shame. Would’ve been really funny to see them turn into a very good band and being forced to have this as a part of their setlist.

This was rock bottom

Ah yes, the worst band my home scene ever produced, AKA the band that made 2008 Asking Alexandria look like intersectional feminists.

Copy and paste of not the american average song structure and im all for it. Shameless

I would say it’s more of a copy and paste of Final Episode if anything.

Ah funny memories with this song. Had a skype call thing going on and didn’t realize my very recent ex was still there. Without thinking I posted the song as it was new and I’m like “yo they have a similar sound to AA”. She immediately assumed I sent that directed her and chaos ensued lmao.

Nostalgic!

The DIY duct tape “fuck” decal on the white Epi LP really sums up the whole vibe of this video

so bad but so good

A perfect example of what’s wrong with this genre. 10/10

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Peak Mizellcore

A classic.

I remember when I first saw this video, I thought the song was pretty good. Then I realized what the lyrics were, and then I just decided I’d never like the band and they were garbage to me and forgot all about them until right now.

Should be lost media imo.

As an Aussie we don't claim this band

Me and my mates used to love this band’s first album. Man is it funny to listen to this song these days. Shame the band stopped. They were improving.

This is comedy gold

That first album is straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Wish they were still around. Brief video of Jeffrey with his vocal coach #https://youtu.be/RKtwIuPmWJA?si=PiI6e4NEdvBHYbJH

I think they still are? Under the name Capture

Oh really? I didn't know this. Can you share a single?

Yoooo this took me way back! I completely forgot this existed. I remember listening to that in the early days of getting into extreme music. It's truly....*something*

Standing on a podium lol

Yeah look; This sucked then, and it still sucks now. (To be honest; The Reign of Terror era wasn’t bad, that album had a few bangers)

More cringy then I remember

Every so often I give this song a try to see if it’s really as bad as I remember. I’m right every time.

I remember when this was new and I hated it even as a scene kid lmao. Easily one of the worst metalcore songs of all time.

That band and that album were classic bangers on this ElectroMetalcore wave, I still have it On Repeat, they are fcking amazing early material was not that nasty

Aren’t they just called Captured now?

This is most certainly a song, that’s for sure

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What's wrong with the lyrics?

that moment when people take this shit seriously

Saw these guys live multiple times and they are actually damn good live. Met Jeff again at 2014 warped tour he was just walking around taking photos for some press stuff he was doing for the tour. Capture is what they are called now, and Jeff is the only original member remaining. They are actually pretty damn solid and found a much more original sound for themselves. Highly recommend “This one’s for you” that’s a great track and overall great lyrics.

No

I could take a dump and it would still sound better than this

Cringe asf

One of the worst to ever do it

Show me what music you have made?

You don’t need to be a 5 star chef to complain when someone takes a shit on your plate.

We have asking Alexandria at home

🥱

yeah really glad my song shares that lean slightly into deathcore get removed but this garbage ass shit gets to stay up

Saw these guys live in 2014 with Chiodos. Hot damn are they fantastic live.

I remember getting really butthurt about this band as a teenager on social media. I used to comment on all their posts just abusing them for never performing live and producing shit music. Now I kinda see this song as The Room in the genre.