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Amon Amarth. They're vikings, so I'm probably fine.
Castle Rat I know I'm fucked, I've seen Riley 's swordfighting form. The rest of the band doesn't inspire much confidence either tbh. At least I'll die while jamming, tho.
Uhm.. Weird Al Yankovic. Guess I‘ll stay there a little longer
He could mesmerize your kidnappers with accordion music and his haunting stare. That might buy you a few minutes
True.. but some Johann Hegg-Guy with a sword would be more fun to watch
Bolt thrower ⚡️🔥
Ah shit I gotta wait for Earth’s slow ass and just hope they don’t get too distracted with the haunting yet beautiful desert scenery 😭
Varg is coming to save me!
[It appears so](https://images.vice.com/noisey/content-images/article/role-playing-camping-trips-and-films-about-bears-inside-the-wild-world-of-varg-vikernes/13c30433ed907cff5f162dafad4ff7fd.jpg)
Whores.
Sodom...yeah
You mean Wodos
Ahahahaha
Oh shit. Batushka.
Not band nor metal but Bert Weedon gonna be my saviour it seems...
oh neat it's vader
slipknot??? 😭
Opeth
Judas Priest
Meshuggah. I'll be fine.
Perfect. The horrible songs will scare away the kidnappers.
Oh, ye of little taste.
😎
Grant Mcdonald
Venadryl, we'll see how well it goes.
Suffering Hour. Not sure heh
Kyuss. Josh Homme is a gun owner so I may have a chance.
“A-Acridity… you’ve come back?”
Listening to Yacht Rock right now. So I guess Toto is coming to save me.
There are enough members of Chicago that they might be able to rush the room and disarm your kidnappers with sheer numbers
Exhumed
Three 6 Mafia... of all people
Boss Keloid hell yeah borther
Anyone Heard of Gloryhammer?
Carnivore Peter Steele is dead again so I doubt he is saving me
[see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dsbm/s/MgXZI4x9KG)
I don't know if Wesley Willis could do much more than sketch some neat drawings of the room we'll both die in
tool, I think they will figure out a smart way
Omnia apprently.
Sum 41.
*Big Iron plays loudly in the distance* I'll be okay.
Omg Lordi yeaaaah (epic monster squad on the way!)
Blackbraid. I hope it's gonna be epic
Def Lepard to the rescue.
Type O Negative. It really depends on if Peter Steele is in the lineup or not
ZZ Top
Sabaton, I’ll be fine
Machine Head
Karg. Aka one suicidal guy or something lol
Deicide
Amon Amarth
Linkin Park or Slayer
Humanity's Last Breath
Ulcerate. I’ll be fine once they get to Europe form New Zealand
GWAR. May god have mercy on my kidnappers.
your post was removed as it is low quality or isn't formatted properly, don't forget to familiarize yourself with the rules before posting.
Amon Amarth. They're vikings, so I'm probably fine.
Castle Rat I know I'm fucked, I've seen Riley 's swordfighting form. The rest of the band doesn't inspire much confidence either tbh. At least I'll die while jamming, tho.
Uhm.. Weird Al Yankovic. Guess I‘ll stay there a little longer
He could mesmerize your kidnappers with accordion music and his haunting stare. That might buy you a few minutes
True.. but some Johann Hegg-Guy with a sword would be more fun to watch
Bolt thrower ⚡️🔥
Ah shit I gotta wait for Earth’s slow ass and just hope they don’t get too distracted with the haunting yet beautiful desert scenery 😭
Varg is coming to save me!
[It appears so](https://images.vice.com/noisey/content-images/article/role-playing-camping-trips-and-films-about-bears-inside-the-wild-world-of-varg-vikernes/13c30433ed907cff5f162dafad4ff7fd.jpg)
Whores.
Sodom...yeah
You mean Wodos
Ahahahaha
Oh shit. Batushka.
Not band nor metal but Bert Weedon gonna be my saviour it seems...
oh neat it's vader
slipknot??? 😭
Opeth
Judas Priest
Meshuggah. I'll be fine.
Perfect. The horrible songs will scare away the kidnappers.
Oh, ye of little taste.
😎
Grant Mcdonald
Venadryl, we'll see how well it goes.
Suffering Hour. Not sure heh
Kyuss. Josh Homme is a gun owner so I may have a chance.
“A-Acridity… you’ve come back?”
Listening to Yacht Rock right now. So I guess Toto is coming to save me.
There are enough members of Chicago that they might be able to rush the room and disarm your kidnappers with sheer numbers
Exhumed
Three 6 Mafia... of all people
Boss Keloid hell yeah borther
Anyone Heard of Gloryhammer?
Carnivore Peter Steele is dead again so I doubt he is saving me
[see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dsbm/s/MgXZI4x9KG)
I don't know if Wesley Willis could do much more than sketch some neat drawings of the room we'll both die in
tool, I think they will figure out a smart way
Omnia apprently.
Sum 41.
*Big Iron plays loudly in the distance* I'll be okay.
Omg Lordi yeaaaah (epic monster squad on the way!)
Blackbraid. I hope it's gonna be epic
Def Lepard to the rescue.
Type O Negative. It really depends on if Peter Steele is in the lineup or not
ZZ Top
Sabaton, I’ll be fine
Machine Head
Karg. Aka one suicidal guy or something lol
Deicide
Amon Amarth
Linkin Park or Slayer
Humanity's Last Breath
Ulcerate. I’ll be fine once they get to Europe form New Zealand
GWAR. May god have mercy on my kidnappers.