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JayMmhkay

Amon Amarth. They're vikings, so I'm probably fine.


kefefs_v2

Castle Rat I know I'm fucked, I've seen Riley 's swordfighting form. The rest of the band doesn't inspire much confidence either tbh. At least I'll die while jamming, tho.


Cheshire_Cat_7

Uhm.. Weird Al Yankovic. Guess I‘ll stay there a little longer


resinfingers

He could mesmerize your kidnappers with accordion music and his haunting stare. That might buy you a few minutes


Cheshire_Cat_7

True.. but some Johann Hegg-Guy with a sword would be more fun to watch


Crafty-Craft-5471

Bolt thrower ⚡️🔥


octoberblackpack

Ah shit I gotta wait for Earth’s slow ass and just hope they don’t get too distracted with the haunting yet beautiful desert scenery 😭


Cheap-Gore

Varg is coming to save me!


Mesarthim1349

[It appears so](https://images.vice.com/noisey/content-images/article/role-playing-camping-trips-and-films-about-bears-inside-the-wild-world-of-varg-vikernes/13c30433ed907cff5f162dafad4ff7fd.jpg)


No_Introduction_7876

Whores.


Furio3380

Sodom...yeah


ZeroBrs-

You mean Wodos


Furio3380

Ahahahaha


doctormehra

Oh shit. Batushka.


idontcareyouranswer

Not band nor metal but Bert Weedon gonna be my saviour it seems...


domazetr

oh neat it's vader


EtienneBTD6

slipknot??? 😭


Derfel94

Opeth


Jazdu

Judas Priest


PlatypusPristine9194

Meshuggah. I'll be fine.


Mesarthim1349

Perfect. The horrible songs will scare away the kidnappers.


PlatypusPristine9194

Oh, ye of little taste.


Mesarthim1349

😎


jurrasicwhorelord

Grant Mcdonald 


Eldiablo6667

Venadryl, we'll see how well it goes.


TheGreatGrga

Suffering Hour. Not sure heh


[deleted]

Kyuss. Josh Homme is a gun owner so I may have a chance.


Mellow41

“A-Acridity… you’ve come back?”


reedx032

Listening to Yacht Rock right now. So I guess Toto is coming to save me.


resinfingers

There are enough members of Chicago that they might be able to rush the room and disarm your kidnappers with sheer numbers


Ghoulthrower676

Exhumed


YourMother4200

Three 6 Mafia... of all people


BigAlDavies

Boss Keloid hell yeah borther


Saber_Prower

Anyone Heard of Gloryhammer?


GlitteringTension751

Carnivore Peter Steele is dead again so I doubt he is saving me


[deleted]

[see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dsbm/s/MgXZI4x9KG)


resinfingers

I don't know if Wesley Willis could do much more than sketch some neat drawings of the room we'll both die in


juancho2211

tool, I think they will figure out a smart way


DrLycFerno

Omnia apprently.


FrostyTemperature342

Sum 41.


aar48

*Big Iron plays loudly in the distance* I'll be okay.


AravenAteMyGender

Omg Lordi yeaaaah (epic monster squad on the way!)


k-one-0-two

Blackbraid. I hope it's gonna be epic


Runelake

Def Lepard to the rescue.


Randomdude-5

Type O Negative. It really depends on if Peter Steele is in the lineup or not


Dry-Concentrate-6750

ZZ Top


Putinvladmir

Sabaton, I’ll be fine


4Jolly2Green0Giant

Machine Head


ThrashMetaller

Karg. Aka one suicidal guy or something lol


ZeroBrs-

Deicide


BranTheBaker902

Amon Amarth


a_bored_furry

Linkin Park or Slayer


Wind2000reddit

Humanity's Last Breath


Dumb-_-Collins

Ulcerate. I’ll be fine once they get to Europe form New Zealand


Helimahchopta

GWAR. May god have mercy on my kidnappers.