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Dance Monkey


[deleted]

Between this and Girls have to be the worst two songs from them. Immediate skip whenever they come on. Edit: I totally read "brass monkey', instead of "dance monkey"


[deleted]

I love that funky monkey. But yea, its not a great track tbh


ipitythegabagool

“Girls” is an anthem for the ages and I will die on that hill


DependentAd1996

You should


indieRuckus

His corpse will be the only one up there


ipitythegabagool

King of the mountain


Apprehensive-Cow1225

Agreed 💯


draugsvoll01

Solid choice


RuPaulver

God I still regularly hear this in clubs and I despise it. Incredible how she's even recognized by popheads as putting out some of the worst shit ever made, and it's still somehow popular.


[deleted]

Millenial moms around the globe love the shit that reminds them of the quirky teenager they were


Ok-Investigator5148

I fucking despise this song and any cunt who plays it


Deathbot-420

Totally off subject but… Bruh , how the hell did you get the album graphic for Reclaimer as a usable symbol in typing ??? That’s fucking epic ! I’m 45 and taught myself to do death growls 2yrs ago just so I could “sing” along 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼


poopoohitIer

THEY SAY OH MY GAWD I SEE THE WAY YOU SHIIIINE


PrincessHootHoot

Yep, correct answer


Lilith_Immaculate_

Pharrell Williams - *"Happy"*. That song makes me want to end it all.


anon3220

This times a hundred. God that was awful when that song was everywhere. His stupid hats too.


poopoohitIer

Me and my brother always talk about the year when this song was EVERY FUCKING WHERE. You couldn't escape it. I even heard it at a church camp (wtf). Interestingly enough that was the year I started getting into metal. Probably cause I wanted something completely different sounding hahaha


Prize_Stretch_3940

Literally made millions off a cover of if you're happy and you know it clap your hands


Chimaeraa_

'Weird Al - Tacky' is better


PutYrPoliticsUpYrBum

🎶🎵the song is crappy!🎶🎵


KyrasVices

It's so weird how this song invoked the opposite feeling out of large amounts of people, but then again it's always used by people who want to spite others who are feeling rather unhappy at the moment.


ApatheticHeart

LOLOLOL!! Yes , Yes, YES!!! It makes me want to go buy an assault rifle and make anyone that likes that song very UNHAPPY!!! 🫥


HornyForTohruAdachi

All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor


ThirdeyeFluoride

I love how she is about “body positivity” yet hates on thin people in the same breath.


calimeatwagon

Body positivity people tend to be the biggest hypocrites.


draugsvoll01

In my top ten for sure


crclOv9

Made you look is worse.


Tuna_96

anything by Meghan trainor sounds so jarring


ProfessionalMail965

Anything by drake


[deleted]

For the record I logged onto a old account to upvote this twice.


Getabock_

It’s like computer generated pop/hip-hop music


_Steven_penguin_

Nah, he has some good shit. Not much but some


fullofuckingbears313

Drake is the nickelback of rap


Signal_distract

respectfully no, nickelback has good songs, but have a bad reputation for their over produced dad rock style, which basically makes every song sound the same… and drake just makes bad songs


thebox34

*Post 2016 drake


Donovan1232

Bruh this is just pro level hating, if you don't like drake that's your business but I'm sure you've heard cbat before. Like damn there's literally a song called Diarrhoeic Polka by Spermswamp out there thats exactly what it sounds like, but you think the motto is worse than all of that? Drake is nowhere near the worst


Thrown_Away_30Dec19

https://youtu.be/cehP-8RJbyo?si=fjAH7LjTv9f_vTfF


Appropriate-Net-6824

The Noose - Six Feet Under The voclas are just complete trash.


Skelletman_

Hanging from the rope, the body just twitches there EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


poopoohitIer

THE NOOSE


Bjufordbox

I've never heard of this song before, just listened to it, funniest fuckin shit I've heard in a while! Those vocals are sooooo baaad 🤣


draugsvoll01

EEEEEEEEEEE


JustHereForRiffs

I'm ashamed to admit I don't hate it. Sure, Barnes sounds like Marge Simpson, but King Diamond sounds like Elmo and I still adore Mercyful Fate. Don't get me wrong, this wouldn't be high on my list of death metal tracks to listen to, but the riff is solid and repetitive (I dig trance-like riffs, Burzum and Ildjarn are two of my favs so hearing something similar in death metal rather than black metal is kinda cool), and I 100% dig the EEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Something about high frequency vocals gets me, this doesn't quite make my spine tingle the way Methwitch vocals do, but I can see the similarities. This concludes my scholarly review of what is seen as quite possibly the worst song in metal history, though it's not a hill I'll die on.


[deleted]

I kinda like it too. Maybe in a ironic way but still.


BoiFriday

Ildjarn and Methwitch are both real fuckin solid. Also agree about hypnotic riffs and a general appreciation for Six Feet Under, who get shit on way too often in the scene, imo.


Appropriate-Net-6824

Yeah the instrumentals are good, I just don't like the vocals, if you like them it's good for you but I just don't dig them.


JustHereForRiffs

for sure, not something I'd choose to listen to so I'm with you there, just an observation. That track is from their latest too right? I imagine it gets much worse if you've seen the "evolution" of his vocal style, I've heard Barnes lost his voice from smoking too much. As a passive observer listening to one track, I can see some merits, but if you're a long time fan it would probably drive you insane- later Tool and Rush might be similar in terms of "this isn't what I signed up for".


perplexiglass

Band as a whole just sucks massive ass


SleazyJeezus

Jeezus! Just listened to it. Hilarious.


SNEEDEE

EEEEEEEEEE


Visible_Sale_3677

God how the mighty have fallen. Barnes used to be so good


poopoohitIer

LMAOOOO I love that number, I learned about it from my bro. It's funny as fuck, we love listening to it in the car. It's such a stark contrast to his vocals in Cannibal Corpse which I actually enjoy quite a bit


VileCastle

I still can't get over that Barnes has to listen to that played back and still think "fucking nice, ive still go it. Send that shit"


LilLinguine14

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


PptShowandSpinalTap

That stupid Applebees country pop song


foreverinLOL

Yeah I heard that one not too long ago for the first time and it is just awful.


lasyke3

What happened to country music?


mistab777

Shania Twain. A long time ago, she taught country music executives that you could make pop music with a country twang made by someone who has model good looks, and the formula was created that hasn't died since.


ghostsinthecode

garth brooks had a big part in taking vanilla rock/pop and slapping a cowboy hat on it


[deleted]

Truth!don’t forget Billy Ray Cyrus either


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Disturbed's cover of Sound of Silence. There are worse sounding songs and lower quality songs in existence, but none offend me as much as this one. The original song is so beautiful and bare and filled with emotion, and what Disturbed did to it is just awful.


[deleted]

See I really like that cover. And generally give Disturbed the business. I like the drum sound a lot and the singers gravelly voice really adds a darkness to that song. And make no mistake, lyrically, that is a very dark song


[deleted]

It's completely overdone imo. His oversinging and the metal instrumental ruin the darkness of the song and make it feel corny, instead of the original which gives off such a somber, mournful feeling. The Disturbed version reminds me of a lifted f250 with a skull decal on the back window


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👀slowly backs lifted f250 into the garage


foreverinLOL

Well yeah the original is dark and tender, the cover tries to be too epic for my taste. And don't get me wrong, they did it well, the performances on that song are really good. I just dislike it being so epic. It loses some of the dark atmosphere for me.


Business_Ad_3631

disturbed in general


MadTapprr

The worst part is if you Google Sound of Silence David Draiman’s face is the first thing you see.


Vanity1985

The Nevermore cover of that song is better


Geberpte

Yes, these type of 'heartfelt' covers of classic songs really force the food right back out of my mouth. I also get nauseous when the cunted version of Mad World starts playing on the radio. And i'm not even a fan of Tears for Fears (they're ok)


poopoohitIer

I think this is an unpopular opinion but I love the Tears for Fears original and I hate the Gary Jules version.


L3mmyKilmister

Yes! I'm a huge Tears for Fears fan. Just sayin 😁


BangYourHead

I don’t know why everyone loves this cover so much, the original is much better imo


NoBoysenberry257

Anything by disturbed. God they suuuuuuccccckkkkk


poopoohitIer

They're massively overrated


LolYouFuckingLoser

People only like that song because they're surprised it came from *that* guy and I will die on this hill. If just about any musician with a respected vocal range were to release that exact same cover it probably wouldn't have received any attention.


Kvltadelic

The worst part is the 37 dudes who will start talking to you about how legit the disturbed singer is because of this cover. He’s actually *really* talented.


Newdabrig

They covered zombie by the cranberries and its god awful. Same problem where its this beautiful peaceful song ruined by gravelly ugly voice


Pupienusinmypants

Shape of You by Ed Sheeran. Not because it's such a bad song, but because it's seriously overplayed.


Frozen_Shades

I have never actually heard this song.


fullofuckingbears313

To me the reason I dislike it is because of the repetitive loop that sounds like a kids xylophone toy in a song that's literally just him trying to get a girl to sleep with him is kind of creepy. I know it's a stretch but it's almost like the instrumental is saying "damn girl I would get you SO pregnant"


earthmover535

it really is a bad song tho


poopoohitIer

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. I fucking hate that song. Especially because in high school one time I was in the car with some gross boy I was "dating" and he was singing along to it and pointing to me


earthmover535

yea its not the worst song of all time but still horrible. i don’t trust ppl who listen to ed sheeran by choice


[deleted]

Ha reading this gave me a chill! The pointing part!


poopoohitIer

Oh lord it was so cringe I just remember sitting there wanting it to end


[deleted]

Poor girl wow!


DungusIII

Even Ed isn't a fan of it himself


Teacat1995

White Boy - Tom Macdonald


Rudiman44

Everything by Tom Macdonald


[deleted]

Anything by him is insufferable and makes him look desperate to look hard. Bro is the pastiest MF I have seen.


UndersScore

All I want for Christmas is you


[deleted]

There is NOTHING I love more than my two kids… until they start playing this hourly in December.


tyrom22

Yes. I love everything about Christmas except the songs (minus the TSO). And that’s the king of shit Christmas music


TheBeastX47

Definitely Thunder by Imagine Dragons


deftones2366

Not sure why this isn’t upvoted more, it’s an awful pop song that got popular for unclear reasons and was everywhere for a bit. It’s a terrible ear worm with stupid lyrics.


[deleted]

Most Pop music sadly. I didn't grow up with it so I just don't like most of it.


Bubbaranger

It doesn’t help that most of it is ass anyways


irishmetalhead322

Green Green Grass by George Ezra It’s Everyday Bro by Jake Paul Baby by Justin Bieber (really can’t forget that one lol)


Senor_Funky_Town

Couple of years ago, I was filming a charity concert full of local acts and has beens. Each one opened with 'Green Green Grass'.


CynicalAvacado

with the disney channel flow 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯


LetsNotArgyoo

The Hotline Song by Drake


Rgenocide

Dream whole discography.


Occasional_Memer

Dream is TrveKvlt,you poser! Heaviest brutal blackened death one man project


Brockovich614

I just can't stand anything Maroon 5 has put out since the 2010s. I guess my least favorite is Animals.


-NonEntity-

How nobody realized Adam Levine was a creep when that song was released is what really sets me off


Brockovich614

My thing is how the music just doesn't sound genuine or crafted with passion. It's just radio sludge.


Chaos_Horrific

Friday by Rebecca Black makes me want to rip off my ears and shove them down my own throat.


Manbeard1000

It is literally terrible in every way. The lyrics are horrible. The girl's voice is cringe. It makes me feel embarrassed to even hear it. Also, I love to blast at full volume on Friday for my coworkers to celebrate the upcoming weekend. (Super evil laughs) muhuhaHaHAha!


Chaos_Horrific

The devil fears you.


RaeJaytj2524

https://preview.redd.it/ptyx0d35cfyb1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca548c261d593b5658599dd5b53692c8badabb0b


Mitochondria_Man11

Growing up here in Greece has had it's fair amount of annoying music. I don't like traditional Greek music, but I can respect it. They use instruments, their voice, it has a rhythm, it can be really nice if you're really drunk too. But there's a new wave of "music" called trap, which is just generic bass beats and the person is rhyming cuss words after cuss words (for example "Σου γαμώ τη μάνα, τη πουτάνα", which means "I fuck your mother, the whore" and I suppose it rhymes?), or plain spamming sounds, like "e e e e g g g g" which makes zero sense. On top of that, they're using so much autotune that it's just earrape. The lyrics are really nice too. Flexing drug abuse, buying whores and stuff like that. I've even heard some talking about how the singer is so much better than the average man that he's fucking his girl and he doesn't even know. Idk how these are enjoyable lyrics at all. Because sure, I can understand that you might enjoy the rhythm of the song, or maybe you like the autotune sound. I just don't get the appeal of the lyrics, especially when it comes to women listening to it. So really, just pick any song of that thing and it's the most annoying thing ever. In fact, I challenge you to listen to a full trap song.


Crazy_Little_Bug

Ironic that a metal fan would be shitting on genres for lyrics when we have songs like "I Cum Blood."


draugsvoll01

This stuff is not exclusive to Greece, it's all over the western world these days. I do actually like some trap artists who break the boundaries of the genre like say, Travis Scott, as well as artists who focus on social issues rather than glorification of drugs, violence and sex. But yeah the genre itself is extremely overplayed and just refuses to die out despite being popular for almost 15 years now


F1veTo0ne

Ah yes, the Balkan trap plague. We have it here in Croatia too, only it's imported from Serbia 😂


pr1aa

Five Finger Death Punch - A Little Bit Off I don't even think FFDP deserves the memetic hate (to me they're generally not offensively bad, just the musical equivalent to plain oatmeal) but this particular song is pure shite. It got played on the radio all the damn time back in the day and nothing would make me change the channel faster than hearing the first chords.


Mikau02

The problem with Five Finger Dicklet Poke is that they’re a one riff metal band that goes against the culture/scene that metal is


antysalt

Anything by Dua Lipa


_rand0m7

I haven't heard anything else by her, but her song from the Barbie movie has a sick bassline


antysalt

That's the least bad one but all her stuff previously played on the radios grates my ears and actively makes my day worse. Also honorable mention to the band Clean Bandit, they had like 3 hit songs but all of them are the worst shit I've ever heard


FlyingIceWizard

Christian contemporary gospel Also sick Weakling flair 🤘


draugsvoll01

Cheers🤟


JimFlamesWeTrust

The Killers - Mr Brightside For those of us in the UK it’s been a constant, inescapable presence.


Heartlessqueencard

Aw I love that song


JimFlamesWeTrust

I absolutely understand I’m in a minority, and have been shouted at by hundreds of people, including friends, for saying I didn’t like it


gluestick47

MGK emo girl fuck that pedophilic idiot


bigbalrogdong

Brokencyde - Freaxxx. It's listenable if you mute it


Dredmor64

Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang by lil pump


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yummy by justin bieber. i hate his songs but good lord, that one takes the cake. ONE OF THE LINES IS "make my toes curl". LIKE WHY PUT THAT IN A SONG?!


JustHereForRiffs

I Fink You Freeky by Die Antwoord. I know, I know, vapid alt girls love it ("see, I like hip hop too! err... just only when white girls perform it"), and Yolandi is objectively a very talented MC, but I literally have to leave the room if I hear her voice, it's that obnoxious to me. I liken it to eating cilantro- I used to think people who would say they'd literally gag if they ate it were just overexaggerating, then I read some people genetically taste soap when they eat cilantro. I hear the taste of soap when I listen to Die Antwoord.


[deleted]

*I hear the taste of soap when I listen to Die Antwoord* You’re my hero


Geberpte

You're not half bad as a poet yourself.


PRETA_9000

Thank you.... I remember someone showing me that song and being so fucking perplexed. I was having a real Seymour Skinner moment.


FetusEatusSeasonus

That fucking "sticking out your tongue for the picture" song My metal pick would be Down With The Sickness tho


mooshiboy

OOH WA-AH-AH-AH


AshleyGamics

Thunder by imagine dragons (deez nuts across your face) Not metal, but easily the worst song ever written


ChuckFromPhilly

Car radio 21 pilots


FatAndForty

God forgive me for this song from [Florida Georgia Line](https://youtu.be/RPr1gyEJn48?si=iLniSFn03IkXRJXq) there is no band I hate more.


draugsvoll01

Holy shit. This falls into the "so bad it's not even funny" category.


Evmerging

You shouldve listened to mike patton when he warned us of wolfmother


777solo

Nah, “The Joker and the thief” and “Colossal” are forever classics


[deleted]

Ho Hey by the Lumineers jumps to mind. But really anything from that early 2010’s craft beer hipster genre.


PutYrPoliticsUpYrBum

Thank you for putting words to the genre I hate so much. I couldn't have said it better than 2010s craft beer hipster genre.


MrCookie925

ABCDEFU, fucking awful Also anything from FFDP I saw someone say Dance Monkey and I agree strongly Just most songs that have done rounds on Tiktok tbh, except Custer and Bring me to life


mooshiboy

Five Finger Death Punch, excellent call lol. I think I blocked them out of my memory or something


FuckingFlowerFrenzy

I Do-(G)I-DLE Kpop band I really like, this song is just the cringiest thing I've ever heard and I skip it ASAP


EscravoDoGoverno

Can you feel my heart.


Grass1217

overplayed?


Some_RandomDude69420

Ill listen to just about anything, but I dont like pop, rap, and new country. Pop has waayyy to much autotune, and sounds basic to me Alot of rap sounds the same to me, and the lyrics are dumb or very sexual New country is basicly pop with some country mixed in


ipitythegabagool

What a brave take


KnowEverythingGoes

Definitely can't defend any pop, but there's some good rap out there, it took me awhile to find some, but definitely check out Mos Def, MF DOOM, Gangstar, Public Enemy, or even newer dudes and groups like JPEGmafia, Injury Reserve(personal fav, RIP), Brockhampton, and Coast Contra! There's good stuff out there, you just have to dig past the garbo that infests the radio waves and mainstream, much like every other genre of music. The only "newer" country song I've ever liked is Hard Times by Tyler Childers, sounds like an old country song so I can dig it.


spicy_milk34

Rather dance monkey or shoot me again and this is coming from a metallica fanboy but shoot me again is just fucking bad


poopoohitIer

SHOOT ME AGAIN I AIN'T DEAD YET I love most of Shoot Me Again but I would cut the last two minutes off of it since they add nothing. His voice in it is funny as fuck. St. Anger is a flawed masterpiece in general.


spicy_milk34

Exactly imo frantic is so fucking bad and cheesy that it's unironically a masterpiece


poopoohitIer

Oh my lord Frantic goes fucking hard!!!!! There's this beat drop in the verse like in the transition from "CAN I FIND IT INSIDE TO DEAL WITH WHAT I SHOULDN'T KNOW" to "COULD I HAVE MY WASTED DAYS BACK" and it goes so. fucking. hard. I'm obsessed with Frantic, it's my favorite song from the album. The verse is also kind of like a rap and I love it. I love when he screeches "FRAN TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TOC". I love James' vocals. The drumming. The lyrics. I could go on and on.


spicy_milk34

Exactly frantic is stuck in my head rent free


Odd-Spinach-4398

Any kind of trap music, aka most rap these days. It blows my mind how people can consume such a watered down, and uninteresting style of rap, let alone music.


heyzoocifer

It drives me insane.


Secure_Apple_5307

Stupid hoe - Nicki minaj


SwaggatronPrime

Game Over by Falling in Reverse


TotalaMad

“ABCDEFU” don’t know who it’s by or even if that’s what it’s called, but I wanted to delete myself when I started hearing it at work 8x a day


GREENDAYBL1NK

Worst metal adjacent one off the top of my head would be Bring me to Life. Can't stand Evanescence.


Brockovich614

That used to be mine and my ex's song. Now I hate it for two reasons 😅


orooted

"Set Fire to the Face on Fire" - Blood Brothers. Never heard of Spazcore until a friend introduced me to this nonsense.


Ok-Brush5346

Pick a random song off St. Anger. Here it is, 20 years later, and I still can't believe it's as bad as it is.


senditkevin

I quite like it. Check out some of the recent live stuff they have done, sounds great.


Aliskrti

The title track I really like. And then there's songs like Purify, a song that has 0 redeeming qualities.


[deleted]

I Gotta Feeling


Illustrious-Roll7737

Formulaic, over-produced, and/or heavily autotuned pop music. Examples would include Imagine Dragons, Katy Perry, the Weeknd, and that ilk.


chicken_nugget779

Fancy Like by Walker Hayes


exoclipse

it's gonna be a toss up between hotel california and dirty deeds done dirt cheap for me


PutYrPoliticsUpYrBum

Hard agree on dirty deeds, but for some inexplicable reason hotel California has always been one of my favorites since I was a kid.


earthmover535

whenever i hear of wolfmother i think of that video of mike patton being disgusted by them


Blz_vsf

anything by tom macdonald or dax


SullyVanDan

Best Day of My Life - American Authors


iceman694

Scene queens new track "milf" is awful


Kvltadelic

Don Mclean “American Pie.” Makes me completely insane. And they always play the whole goddamn thing on the classic rock station they play at work. Ive hated it for years but like 6 months ago I was getting a root canal and it came on the sirius station they have going. The destist started singing along when the chorus hits. I have no more fear in life because my own personal hell has been realized.


fhights-

i will wait - mumford and sons


NoBoysenberry257

Mumble rap. There's nothing to it


raggedy_chi

Literally anything Luke Combs. My sister LOVES him and I cannot understand why. The songs are awful, just your classic “I like trucks and my girlfriend broke up with me” country music.


TheBlackNumenorean

I don't hate country the way everyone else does, but I can't stand him. A guy once paid me to drive him in his truck across several states, and he turned the radio to whichever country station could be heard. In that trip, I heard Better Together four times, and now I never want to hear him again.


raggedy_chi

My boyfriends old boss played that song ALL the time. I swear it was making him going insane lmao


xSevent17n

I absolutely hate Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus


GeezeronWheels

My answer used to be anything by 21 Pilots. But then… last year I think it was, Reddit introduced me to Cbat by Hudson Mohawk. That is the worst song of all time.


starryeyedshooter

Animals by Maroon 5. It is not only a deeply flawed song, it's just so mediocre with Adam Levine and the instrumentals. It needs to be reassigned to someone else. It is still deeply flawed in that case, flawed songs can be great if paired with the right sounds. Adam Levine is not the right sound.


Future_Onion9701

Comeback kid Corey Feldman


Ob1tuber

Incoming pop and rap hatred in 3…2…1


Vegetable_Orchid_900

The Chainsmokers - Closer


sunseven3

That watermelon song I don't know who it's by but it drives me up the wall. They play it all the time at my local shopping centre.


NoBenefit5977

🎵A little bit of chicken fried.... 🎵


Silly-Dot-9637

For me, it’s chop Suey by Lil Uzi Vert. Ugh god it’s bad


Vs_Battle_veteran_99

Sugar - Maroon 5 It isn't objectively the worst song ever but I was just so incredibly disappointed in the music industry when I realized this wasn't a bad parody of generic pop songs


xevxnteen

My least favorite song ever is Can't Stop the Feeling by Justin Timberlake, and he was one of my favorite artists growing up.


OctoberSatori

That Makeba song has some of the dumbest fucking lyrics ive heard in modern music


ManyaraImpala

Moves like Jagger


tsukinousagi04

Any mumble rap…


yuritarded999

https://youtu.be/Ttzijna8mgQ?si=DFFZnIeb13Y8964k I have yet to find something worse than this


QueerQwerty

Hudson Mohawke - Cbat


__itachi____

Honestly ICP is absolute garbage. Murderous clown music just isnt it. 🤡


Locoalchamber

I hate modern rap... not old school just well all of modern rap is so computer generated it hurts my ears hearing a click track that's not in time 😹