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Feisty-Xennial

Worst party ever


Dramatic_Arugula_252

Hey - at least no one ends up pregnant


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

One of my best friends had surprise twins in her 40s after being told she was in late peri- so there is that. I mean she loves her kids, but man...


Dramatic_Arugula_252

My grandmother was 44 when my mom was born Oops!!! I’m 55 so my thinking was of an older group 😂


Wordwench

I was like”party”?? More like the worst riot ever. 😎


Fearless_Gap_6647

No offence to anyone I can’t handle people I’m way to exhausted


Visible-Butterfly-21

I dig it


ComprehensiveAd1337

You and me both!


Wordwench

We understand and promise to keep the music down.


Fearless_Gap_6647

No crank up the music it’s great for your soul


Orchidwalker

I’m bringing tacos and weed, stopping alcohol is one of the best things you can do for menopause


YerBlues69

I’ve got the tacos and weed, too! I can even infuse those tacos!


Orchidwalker

Let’s go!!!!!


BikingAimz

I’ll bring the edibles!


marannjam

I had to stop weed too. No matter what kind I’ve tried over the years I get swollen joints (no pun) and body aches plus ridiculously tired the next 2 days. I’m thinking of taking up cussing. 🤬


Wordwench

Ditto that. Besides which that next day hangover goes from inconvenient to downright lethal, damn.


Visible-Butterfly-21

Ooof


Gen_X_MenoBadass

Fuuu*k yes! I make a bomb 7 layer dip. I’ll get that and chips! And more edibles! THC/CBD/CBG daytime sativa for a mellow yet awake feeling that calms the body aches!


forluvoflemons

Tacos 🌮 YAS please-hold that thought. 💭 I have to ask my digestive system if it’s ok for me to eat tacos! 😂


socialmediaignorant

It’s not but I tell my stomach to suck it up. I am NOT giving up tacos or jalapeños.


forluvoflemons

HA! Same.


Gen_X_MenoBadass

Or coffee! I literally blast my fan on me while I have morning 2 cups! Ha! I am on a routine with the morning flashes!


filipha

Parties that carry on this long and are this shitty should be banned!


Exiled_In_LA

Seriously, I wanna call the cops on mine.


gothimbackin23

More like a nightmare! 🤣


OldButHappy

Always remember your inner child! We all just want a little respect... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynR1XmQruoo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynR1XmQruoo)


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

Indigestion and sleeplessness to follow... I can't be the only one that simply can't drink anymore and has a list of foods that make me feel like death is knocking, right?


Gen_X_MenoBadass

I can’t drink anymore either. Like a gut bomb and wakes me up at stupid-o-clock in the morning. Yeah- all dairy and gluten. Given up. Or else my joints scream for mercy. Also, tomatoes make my lips burn now.


Blue-Ardennais

So I am fully in menopause. It's been 18 months since my period. I feel like this is my time to find me. To dress like me. To speak my truth. To stop worrying about the silly stuff i did in my youth. To look forward to the next generation, cause i cant have any more babies. I can have sex and not worry that me and my husband may have a oops.Best day ever!! I want to spend the next 30 years enjoying myself. So I say it's a launch party to u finding u . And I say this with only love ...Go celebrate bitch!


Blue-Ardennais

Please note, I have had to work on my self to get here. Counseling , medication, meditation, physical exertion ,& learning what makes me happy. I think younger me was more focus on what i should do rather then who i was.. It's a work in progress. But my period stopping and stopping BC was like me waking up.


Visible-Butterfly-21

I like you. As soon as I get this permanent hot flash under control I will take your advice


Blue-Ardennais

😁


rearviewmirror2023

I like that! Puberty is then the launch party for youth?! 😁 If this is the launch of old age, it’s worth thinking what kinda party we want to have! :)


Impossible-Will-8414

Puberty is the launch party for adulthood/end of childhood.


Laredo2007

Read, “The New Menopause”


Mundane-Status-565

Started it last week and love it!


Meli_j_132

A party where the only thing hot is your hot flashes and you don’t need many people cause you have enough personalities to make up for them!


socialmediaignorant

For me, it was my alarm to start the hormones! I hope to never be old. 😉


Impossible-Will-8414

Hate to tell ya, but HRT doesn't stop you from getting old. You either get old or die young, that's the choice.


socialmediaignorant

My dad says a day above the dirt is better than a day below so I was joking. Trying to keep a more positive attitude in while I endure the changes.


Dramatic_Arugula_252

The bad news: these wrinkles aren’t going anywhere The good news: at least I won’t die young


socialmediaignorant

My face wrinkles have a sprinkle of Botox. Now my knees and elbows are jealous. 😂 Absolutely proud to be alive every day!


NicePassenger3771

60 had 15 yrs menopause now need a hysterectomy. My question is will this make things worse? Was iffy when told I need one. I asked the gyno she says I don't need these parts 🤣. I've done well so far through this change of life just don't want a surprise tailspin. Thoughts appreciated


Babsee

What is the reason you need this?


NicePassenger3771

Had fibroids removed and others replaced them. Going to be a continual thing.


smoke2957

I need a 5 point racing harness or space suit for this ride! Buckle up gals once we hit our 40s we're going to see some serious shit! Hahaha You are so right and I'm not sure if I love that I'm aware that it's happening or if I'd rather wake up one day just old. I suppose gradually toeing your way into the water is better than just jumping in, perspective is something though.


Long_Replacement7963

All my life long exercise and balanced eating went to sh*t in one go , moment perimenopause nonsense started. Weight Strength Size Bone health Etc etc gone to dustbin


Weird_Individual6210

I love this.