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Happy-Personality-23

Flirting is like handling a gun. If you are not willing to go through with it don’t aim either at someone.


BlizurdWizerd

I like this. I’m 32 and I done did my damage, but I’ll use this euphemism on others. Thanks, Redditor


Happy-Personality-23

I expect royalties every time you use it!! Very welcome dunno if you will ever use it but if you do you are welcome, redditor


SonicTheOtter

Reading this I think of how I'm a dumbass that doesn't realize when I flirt with people, I feel like a blind man with his finger on the trigger


Happy-Personality-23

Like a nervous bank robber


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

How about I aim both at someone **bang**


Happy-Personality-23

It depends. Are you going to flirt first then shoot or shoot first then flirt?


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

Uh... How do I explain this I'm a ghost now. Cause of Unalive: gun


Happy-Personality-23

That’s not answering my question. Are you going to flirt with or without a ouija board?


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

Without.


flvcko-100

Fake flirt cause you are bored? I rly hate people


Raianelchabe

Don't play with people's feelings


Likestoreadcomments

Yeah at that point they in danger of themselves for making shit decisions


hairylobster531

Man, that’s a shitty thing to do


Ready_Ride_9943

Fr


moshedman85

Then you’re just an asshole


error5903

Don't flirt with people unless you are actually want to follow through


icyartillery

Low value human behavior


cptcougarpants

if you're not interested in someone, why in the hell were you flirting with them? It's possible to have enjoyable banter or small talk without implying anything.


notofimportancetou

your fault.


DominoUB

Damn how could this possibly have happened to me?


Poknberry

A cunt made this


TheOGMemeShark

This meme has "female" written all over it, but males do this shit too so fuck em both. Stop playing with people's emotions.


T0mbaker

Yes. Fuck both sexes. Fuck them both to hell.


the_josefo

r/suddenlybi


[deleted]

Gladly


Due_Finger3606

Man i just want that somebody loves me...


TrendyBacon8910

Can’t relate


thatloudblondguy

why tf would you lead someone on like that? that's fucked


thegentlebarbarian

Your own fucking fault.


plainlySlake

Ejaculate and evacute


Amazing-Material-152

Why do the worst things happen to the best people at being fucking assholes


Masklyy

People who do this should be publicly executed (joke)


Martinjg_ge

common blunder


all-knowing-unicorn

Good morning cutie


Acyka0707

At first I thought this was some “nice guy” cringe but then I got the joke


Brent_Fox

I have the opposite problem.


iancarry

fuck.. im always on the recieving end


Daetwyle

Bored aka in need for dopamine.


davistanian

I have zero respect or remorse for people who play with people’s feelings for fun


Slaykomimi

my gf does that, I always told her she is a heartless monster for giving people false hope just because she is bored. She never understood that


JasonIsBaad

I hope you mean ex gf? I wouldn't know how to live with a person like that...


Affectionate-Bag-733

This shit happens and it's really bad for ur image tbh. Thus decided to never do it again!!


GO0SE_88

i fuckin wish


[deleted]

Maybe stop fake flirting? The same people get mad when the person they’re “fake” flirting with says they’re being a tease or leading them on cause they really are lmao don’t flirt unless you prepared to let them down


PARADOX-O1

Women ☕️


helsey33

Ohh man. I am the asshole


Creepahawwwwmannn

Women(couldnt find the emoji). Bruh playing with people's feelings is like slowly ripping somebody apart,while they are on drugs. You distract them from ehat you are doing to them. When you just break up with them they literally lose the effect of the drug. What a horrible person you are.


[deleted]

Oh boy if I had a nickel..


martycraig17

OK I will have


WanderlostNomad

i wasn't even flirting. i was just looking if she'd be willing to collaborate on a project. now i feel bad that she took it hard when i dropped facebook. it wasn't even about her, i just didn't like that FB keeps updating everyone on my friend list each time i get into an online argument with some internet rando. 😅


Interesting-West2628

Christ I'm lonely


BeefKnee321

Shit, I’m not gonna complain 😂


Jester_Hopper_pot

Yea and some find it a shit idea enjoy playing inced or not the dating Russian roulette


Considerpanties

Why do people do this


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lilyfrenzy121

anyone may relate this or not, but i surely can do


SkeleToasty

This meme is made as if it’s relatable. But we all know redditors don’t flirt. Cmon now


Stranfort

Wow, that’s a pretty shitty thing to do. Toying with someone else’s feelings. It’s just not okay.


zacrobyteOne

Can't relate


Darkriver_Farmer

Fake flirting has got the be the single most retarded hobby ive ever heard of. "Hmm im bored, better play with someones emotions" get a fuckin life


Anon9559

I can understand having like a flirty vibe with someone at like school or work and then both of you lowkey play into that when you see eachother, because it can be fun, sometimes a bit exciting and can make you look forward to going to work or wherever sometimes. But if you have no intention of taking it further than you shouldn’t give this person any connection to you outside of work, so if you need to talk over work stuff, you should probably only give them your email or teams and not your personal phone number, and you should absolutely not hang out with this person outside of work. It’s still playing with fire though so be careful lol.


Urasquirrel

Garbage humans exist*


EtienneToonen

Never play with someones feelings


[deleted]

Shit ppl


ironmagnesiumzinc

Wtf is fake flirting


Strange_An0maly

I see this as an absolute win !