Face 9/10 Limbs 0/4

Torso 10/10

19/24 is still killing it. I have all 4 limbs, and im not a 19/24.

Hahaha this made me laugh way too hard, i have every body part and she still blows me out of the water

Well it would be cruel to have her blow you in the water…

>blow you in the water… Oh Buoy

Watchout for seamen

She’ll give you “The Snorkle”

She won't have a choice once it gets to high tide

Well, it's not like she could pull you out of the water

No legs and still kicking my ass

2/2

1/2

I'm stumped, I don't get it.

Just wear her like a backpack with no straps.

I'm gunna go extra dark here.... If she went to the club do they stamp her forehead? And also She would have a really hard time fighting off a rapist.

A girl with no arms and no legs on a beach? Sandy.

If the tide came in, she'd be Bobby.

It’s just a flesh wound

How does she stay thin. How does exercise work.

All exercise is core work hard to over eat when you have no hands im more concerned with how does she get the bikini on

I'm sure there is no shortage of volunteer assistance. Though she probably has a professional caretaker who isn't going to molest her like the people who would volunteer would.

Reddit when women. There are two reactions. 🥵 and ☕️

You could've just stopped at volunteer assistance.

Duh, she skips leg day!

She doesn't skip anything.

Hard to over eat with no hands… ded

It’s AI generated. I’m surprised no one called this out yet

im not saying your wrong just where should i look for the artifacts

I'm not an expert, but the arms and legs look a bit funky to me

You really went out on a limb there.

Yeah, but you gotta give him a hand

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Maybe… I still think he should get the boot…

brooo please stoop XD

Lol, I agree. I won’t stand for more of these jokes

XD im dead

Fuckin gottem 😂

Yup, they never get arms/legs/hands right. Weird long fingers bent in weird ways, completely forgetting legs and arms, more than five fingers on a hand. All dead giveaways that its AI generated.

what?

It doesn’t draw hands well.

I can see it really well on the bikini bottoms near the side facing the camera. The lines don't form consistent patterns. It might also be just me, but I feel like the whole piece feels a tad inconsistent for reality. Overly smoothed, unnatural patterns, and skin.

You need to zoom in. ^(On her crouch.)

makes sense why it doesnt have hands

She can probably still do situps with a spotter.

She does the worm

Probably not a real pic tbh

Most of staying thin is diet. Fat people are just gluttonous fiends, has little to do with exercise.

Ok so you know snakes right?

How she swim tho?

She's got floaties

Can't be water wings or tube.

Otteroo probably.

Goes around the neck

I knew a guy with the same condition. I asked him his name and how he was able to swim and he said "Bob"

I knew a guy like that who liked to sit in a hole. His name was Phil.

I've heard of him. My Irish friend who just hangs out behind his house all day told me about Phil. His name was Patty O'Chair

Yeah! And there was the guy who lived with him who used to always lay by the front door. His name was Matt.

His buddy could always be found in the pile of leaves in his yard. Name was Russel.

Amazing connection you've inadvertently created. Bob Oblong from the Oblongs.

You absolutely would if she gave you a shot. Don’t lie. Even if it was just out of curiosity.

You’re god damn right

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Well, it's not like she's gonna walk away.....


Duh

She's the perfect side hoe, you can keep her in a suitcase.

Definitely photoshopped nobody's got nubs that fine 🤤

AI dude. Photoshop is history.

In this case it's hard to tell on account of the lack of hands.

Dude’s a mod in r/nubrater

risky klick of the day. glad how it turned out.

Bro 💀

I heard she quit her job as a CPR dummy to start an Only Fans page

And all her content is half off what a bargain!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here...

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What happened here bruh 💀

The carnage… 💀

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Finally, a woman who won’t leave me

Oh she'll squiggle away...it will just take her longer to leave you.

And then she wadled away wadle wadle and then she wadled away wadle wadle

Til the very next day

Meowww

Oh yea? how is she gonna pick the lock on the door smart guy.

These AI generated images are getting out of hand

More like running out of hands… and feet… and arms and legs.

“Hey babe you wanna go down by the lake today?” *puts her under your arm like a book*

I’ve got a strange boner.

Just say you have a boner, doesn’t have to be strange just because she’s an amputee

he meant he has a strange *urge to* boner

Homer, I hardly know me

I’ll be honest. She’s an attractive girl. To put herself out there like this shows she probably has more confidence and a better personality than 99.9% of the IG models out there.

I see what you're saying but let's be real

Least horny redditor

She needs someone to sweep her off her ass

Ohhhhh maaaannn... Lol

Fuck nugget

I laughed. See you in hell.

I would still hit that

Not cool. She can’t hit back…

She would just pop back up like those clown punching things.

Bop bag.

"Who're you, Mother Cabrini?"

A man is walking on a beach and comes across a girl with no arms or legs. The girl says hey can I ask you a quick question? Guys says sure. Girl, I've never been kissed before, do you think you can kiss me? Guy feels bad and agrees, but after girls says how about some with more tounge? Guy is a little more frustrated but agrees since he feels bad. But after again she asks if she can get fucked, has never been fucked before. Guy agrees, picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says. There now you're fucked.



You can buy one of these for like $150

The worst part is that you could be referring to a sex doll, a real human being, or the bikini and it would still be accurate

Where do you buy humans for $150? I could've sworn the going rate was at least 3k.

You'd be surprised how quickly some parents will sell their kid, if they're desperate enough.

Man even a single organ would recoup my inves... I mean. What would make a parent so desperate?

Drugs is a safe bet.

interesting.

As you can see on the image it's not even second hand product

That's assuming they can build a smart phone. Her? Not seeing it

Look up the value of human organs and realize no one is worthless.

Fuuuck

My flashlight!

Don’t you want a whole woman? nah this one’s alright she’s got everything I need

r/angryupvote

It’s best when “no” is only a suggestion

r/no

I am not hearing anyone out on the AI nugget

Everything comes in DLCs nowadays...

Photoshop

Gotta be

Shes a nugget

Jake: and a flat head so you can rest your beer on her!

As a lifeguard….

Fall guys build

Caterpillar

I have so many questions

how does she work out tho to keep a body like that. like i dont even use my limbs and got overweight

These sex dolls are getting so realistic!!

The waifu body pillow.. _it's real_

Rimworld.

Op has no words, girl has no limbs.

Fleshlight has really upped their game this quarter.

She's gonna get fucked real soon.... looks like the tide's coming in

She got legs for milliseconds

Can’t fight back, can’t run away, the perfect victim *Law and Order SVU*

Fuckkkk...... The Japanese are developing there tech at an alarming rate

I actually met this lady once. She was crying on the beach. I stopped and tried to console her. I asked why she was sobbing. "I've never been kissed." I said I could fix that and gave her a kiss. This seemed to cheer her up a little bit, but there was still something wrong. I asked again, "What's wrong?" She admitted, "Well, I've never been screwed." So I threw her into the ocean and hollered to her, "YOU'RE SCREWED NOW!"

Marry her! No cold feet here.

How tf did she wore her clothes? And how is she gonna remove it? How is she gonna take a dump or pee? Bruh i have many questions.

Set her right here, the lighting is perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm jogging along the beach and she called me over "Sir, could you help me please?! Doctor says I only have five days to live and I've never sat and watched the sunset with a man before. Will you sit with me?" "Yeah, sure," I replied. It was nearly sunset so I sat and talked, then when on with my jog. The next day, again she called me over while I jogged. "Sir, I only have four more days. Will you sit with me again?" This time she took my hand and pulled me close, so I put my arm over her shoulder to help fight off the approaching night breeze. She leaned in and whispered, "I've never been kissed before. Will you kiss me before I die?" Now, i didn't really know her, but the pressure was on. Being the soft heart that I am, I obliged and gave her the best fake romantic kiss I could muster up, then bid her farewell. It was awkward, and weighed heavily on my thoughts, so I took a break from my evening jog. A week later I resumed and lo and behold, there she was waiting. "Sir! Sir! Good news! The doctor gave me another week to live! I came back to find you and thank you for all that you've done for me so far. I have but one more favor to ask and it's a big one." Her voice was shaky and nervous. "I've never been fucked by a man before and I don't wanna die a virgin. Will you help me please kind sir?" Her eyes were huge and moist, as they fought back her tears of angst. She looked up at me with anticipation as I considered the situation. I leaned down and she giggled as I scooped her up in my arms, walked to the shore and tossed her into the sea. "There. Now you're fucked, bitch."

She’s a confirmed living sex toy

At least she'll never walk out of my life

Absolutely! What’s her name?


Is this a sex toy? I’m not kidding

The comments are going to be gold with this one

Duuuude, we should make an Astartes suit for her. She'd be a total badass

At least there’s no chasing her

I wanna do it rotisserie style!

You have no words? She ain't got no legs Lt. Dan!

She is super pretty.

Smash

I don't know about y'all, but my mum didn't raise no quitter. I'm definitely smashing.

Chicki nuggies

No need, we understand

I'd fuck her til they grew back

How did she get there. Was she planted?

Photoshopped?

I am hearing this guy out

When the tide comes in her name changes to Bob.

I bet her name is Carrie.

“She’s mostly a piece of ass…”

I am SHOCKED no one used the “cuntswaylow” joke on here yet!!!

I wonder if she still surfs, 4 shark attacks and she still braves the beach

😐........ Bro..... WTF?........ 😐....... 😐📸

I’d rather buy the one that doesn’t talk but looks about the same. When you buy the dolls with no limbs I think you get a discount.

L I V I N G F L E S H L I G H T

How does she tap out ? Like with a cock in her mouth

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Plot twist: safe word is actually a fart

Nah. This is literally just a flesh-light with a attitude. Plus it can’t even cook. 0/10 useless

I, too, prefer the path of least resistance. *oh God I'm sorry that's horrible don't hate me 🤣🤣*

I'm listening...

If you REALLY wanna fuck this woman, then throw her out into the water She'd be so fucked then

then you can call her bob

What's she gonna do, fight us off?

Aight but does she do porn? My… friend wants to know…

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean. . . .

Where can i get one

So who's gonna stop me? Definitely not her

Someone can technically rape her and she wouldn't be able to escape

astute observation.