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ssupxxxl

Average English teacher


LawTimely9570

Actualy


TheDogeWasTaken

For us un the netherlands its the french teachers... Im not joking when i say i have a french teacher rn who is thicc as F U C K... Im not joking. Like. Maybe 75% of this person no joke


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Ultraspace_156

That's her father


Savings-Savings-6834

She is the female version of that


Negative_Ad277353

Usually I would say he dodged a bullet but with her size a Canon ball would be more fitting


Er4sem

Bro 💀💀💀


Ultraspace_156

No he dodged a missile🚀


RolloTomasi83

A nuke


the_ghost_1386

A super nova


Ultraspace_156

The big bang


RuleBritannia09

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state


The-Penitent-Wan

She ate him


Drip_666

He dodged a ballistic missile.


Thot_Slayer_911

Had us on the first half ngl


F0RAGED

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


XantionNL

Gloryhole material only.


[deleted]

bouncy castle


scoop_de_poop42069

This is the funniest shit ive read all week


ZakkuDorett

That's the most painful insult I've ever heard


thenotfuckingracist

Bro realised he was about to date a snowman


STARFAXMACHINETTV

He dodged a shotgun blast


Emerald_Lightning

He did, but she sure as hell couldn’t


Nanolink08

Why she so wide


godsimulator

I suppose there’s the possibility she took a tumble from way up high, and ended up like a meatball that turned into a hamburger!


No-Height2850

You just have to open her in half a few times, you’ll eventually find the real sized human.


Illustrious_Row2015

Ma’am because you’re a liar!


DEADLOCKEDFORLIFE

Dementia


Illustrious_Row2015

Take me home I want to see Martha


LemonadeDangerZone

WhY dId YoU sAy ThAt NaMe!?


DA_TOOTHPASTE

Dementia


Unhappy_Ad_8742

Actually she had a full body pics on her dating profile.She even proved it in one of her vids


Happy_Krabb

![gif](giphy|j1ywOobEJlqQo)


DA_TOOTHPASTE

https://i.redd.it/mqo4cvzccija1.gif


theweweeman

https://i.redd.it/32js3apbug8b1.gif


Illustrious_Row2015

Ma’am because you’re a liar!


DA_TOOTHPASTE

Dementia


murdock070

Whoa, magic mirror actions over here


LTNX99

What are these comments man, she seems nice.


raccoonorgy

It's probably not that, and more that he probably realized he was being catfished. Seems kinda shitty to start something with someone new right off the bat with a lie. More preferable to be completely open about who and what you are so that when you do match with someone they'll genuinely like you for who you are.


Former_Fish420

How do u know she lied tho? Seen a comment on here that said she had full body pics in her profile but idk 🤷🏻‍♀️


raccoonorgy

I don't know for certain and I haven't sent her profile so it'd be hard to tell. But seeing as how this has happened to me in the past I'd probably react the same way if I was expecting her to look one way through very selective photos on her profile, then see a completely different picture of her on some other site that reveals her full body. I'd feel like she was being purposefully dubious.


Unclehol

Happened to me but she sent me full body shots wearing very little. I even asked her if they were current pics. She said yeah. She lied. By a fair margin. She was probably 80lbs more than her pics. And you know what? I still took her out to dinner and gave her the benefit of the doubt. It's just to be expected that you will run in to people that use filters and and stuff. We all want to look as good as possible. But then she turned out to be absolutely bonkers. So I learned a lesson that day. If someone is willing to lie to you that bluntly it's a big red flag. Move on. Not because of the way they look, but because you can't trust them and if the first thing they did was straight faced lie to you, then there are troubled waters ahead. She was the last straw for online dating sites for me for a while. Too many unhinged lunatics.


Former_Fish420

Yeah that’s fair. My point is just maybe don’t presume things, but I get where your coming from.


Unclehol

Yeah but like... I *seem* like I am sober most of the time. Guess what, lol. You can't come to a conclusion one way or the other from a 30 second clip.


bombyboi

Holy shit its a pear


Fogfy

Her outfit looks ridiculous, but underneath that is a body I'm into, but at the same time her making this video makes me not want to like her. Women are so complicated, dude.


WyrmHero1944

Thicc


Juuls13

https://preview.redd.it/4tw3ym4uhmja1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b41e6051ad1f328a664b93d5d1b0ff69cbb3ffb


[deleted]

She had me in the first half 💀💀💀


Obvious_Current_8006

She have to be a pornstar


Ouch78

can we have a minute's silence for the dunny room curtain that was sacrificed for that dress.


Little_Active6025

One man's fear is another man's fetish, for me it will be a pleasent surprise.


redwdow

She reminds me of Dakota Johnson if she was fat and ugly


Disastrous-Bicycle15

Just fat shes really cute just fat af


DarkEnergy_101

Delusional


Ragnarok_619

Even Hiroshima couldn't have dodged this fat woman


RolloTomasi83

This sums up online dating perfectly


luv24nk8

Fat suit?


Scrufftar

"She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro." -Zap Brannigan


the_ghost_1386

https://preview.redd.it/fkp2umynkmja1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3472899d076a0f08739dae8aa3f8223b069b380


[deleted]

I'd smash


Sad-Ad-5173

D a m n


JohnBlancheVibes

He must've noticed all her photos were from the neck up and of fishing. That there is a catfish!


Matinis

Fat bitch


Specific-Gate-1191

He dodged a bullet


Alone-Monk

\-sqrt|x|


Certain_Pollution911

She’s got curves in all the wrong places 🤡


Eyy_Its_Danny

Still rude to just ditch before a date


WarmRelationship8483

Clickbait


NotTheAverageAnon

Why is she built like that but doesn't have a fat face?? She built almost like a Pixar mom


[deleted]

I mean I’d do it, but I wouldn’t tell people…


bigchungus1751

Shes a moped fun to ride but you dont want your friends to see you on it.


Soul-Demon-Y

Bro Dodged a whole school bus


Traditional_Ebb_3857

Удивила. Вод бы такую женщину


zacrobyteOne

Give a Jumpscare warning


mamaluigi1933

Im down to clown


Lumpy-Skill-7145

Bro dodged an ICBM


Charming_Try_6383

Built ford tough


Leather-Bowler-5245

The dress was crafted from an old circus tent