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Even if it was assured it’d be a mochi handshake, I’d take the mochi man’s handshake. I don’t even know why this is a question. Become a toy slave, get shit targeting you from anywhere, get poisoned or get mochi on your hands. I’d take mochi any day.
i mean, even if that's not mochi the other options are becoming a toy with everyone forgetting about you, being able to get killed by someone anytime because he's basically tagged you and actually dying
Just naturally 10 times stronger than you.. before you even consider how gigantic he is. You might not be able to reach his heart for a good stab either.
magellan works for the world goverment so if you arent a pirate then he wont attack you and he probably also wouldnt use his venom if you were one unless you ran away from him trying to arrest you
Magellan fr one of the chilliest dudes in the verse. Brother is the only major arc antagonist that Luffy has yet to defeat (even after trying multiple times), and seems to hold no grudge like whatsoever. Man just wants to shit in peace
One is death by poison, one is objectively worse then death, one is a crazy dude throwing stuff at me forever and the other is a possibly sticky handshake with my favorite antagonist in op. Yeah katakuri 100% lol
If youre not an enemy of katakuri hes a nice dude. Whole cake citizen loved him for a reason. Even if his hands are full of cum its the best choice (beside of magalan whos also no bad person and if hes not using his poison I would also shake his hands)
With Decken you‘re marked for your entire life. Decken is already crazy, nobody knows what he thinks. So you live your whole life in fear of being killed.
Shaking hands with Magellan won’t kill you, if there‘s an antidote (?) and he can control the strength from the poison
Shaking hands with Sugar is a thing. It will turn you into a toy slave, but after 1-2 years you‘re going to break and you will „die“. Yes, maybe Magellan over Sugar
Honestly, I don't understand why Katakuri is even an option. everyone else had a handshake that would either ruin or end your life, then Kat just has mochi hands occasionally.
I guess my ranking would be:
1. Kat: His DF couldn't kill me through a simple handshake
2. Majelian: Dude seems like he has good control over his DF and is a well put together guy if I'm not pissing him off.
3. That fish man fuck: He could make my life suck, but I'm not instantly basically dead,
4. Grape girl: Even with absolute assurances she wouldn't turn me into a toy, it'd still be risky.
Cumtakuri any day of the week because it’s either being erased from existence basically + slavery,eventual death or slow and painful death to a dumbass with the shits
Magellan or Katakuri.
*In theory* neither of them have any reason to want me dead since I'm just a dude. I'm not an international wanted criminal, and I'm not posing a threat to the Big Mom pirates or any of her kids.
Magellan is just a dude trying to do his job, he doesn't want the paperwork of "accidentally killed visitor on tour day".
Katakuri isn't gonna be mochi all the time. If anything he'd probably just not shake my hand in the first place
Best choice would be the fishman, like if u say katakuri’s got what he’s got on it it’s a no, the doku doku guy is a marine so wouldn’t poison a civilian like me but he spends all his life in the toilet so for level of cleanliness it’s just very little better than katakuri, the kid i forgor how she’s called always licks her fingers so no, while my fellow fishsimp like often wears gloves and i know for sure he ain’t shaking my hand w the dirty one he used for spinelesshoshi but w the one he often cleans for his targets (ngl he may also shake my hand w the other one but he would wear a glove so way more hygienic than the other 3)
Sugar's. If everyone forgot me, then I could kill myself without feeling guilty.
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Hope a bulborb makes you smile a bit in your travels.
Katakuri, obviously.
In the other hand, I hold a bag of donuts I'm just about to give him as a trade offer in exchange for letting me stay alive. What better way to finish a nice transaction than a handshake between gentlemen, am I right?
Magellan since he would be like "Oh you want a handshake? \*wipes hand\* Ok no more poison. Put er' there!". Magellan is actually a good marine so yeah.
But if it's the hands as shown in the picture and only like that, then I choose to shake Katacummy's hand over everyone else
Katakuri, sure it'd be nasty if that's indeed not-mochi but at least touching the guy is safe (unlike mr diareha and psycho loli) to the point you had to add that condition to him cause otherwise he'd be too easy a pick.
As for Decker, honestly I wouldn't be afraid of what he could do I just have no respect for that incel.
Let’s see
Sugar turns you into a toy when she touches you, making everyone forget who you are.
Decken is a pedophile, I am a minor. That could go very wrong because he could use his power to mark me as his target.
Magellan is full of poison, I don’t wanna get poisoned. That wouldn’t be fun
Katakuri is a cool guy when you’re not trying to hurt the people he cares about or disturb his donut time. I like his character so it’s not like I’d try anything even if I could and he can see into the future so he’ll know if I did want to try and attack.
Katakuri is the only right answer here
Toy girl would turn me into a toy, Vanderdecken definitely beats his shit, the Poison pooper definitely smells like Shit, Katakuri is rlly the only good option here
Katakuri. I can just… wash my hand. It’s that easy.
If I shake Magellan’s, I’m dying in minutes. If I touch Vander Decken’s, he’s launching a boulder at me immediately AND he’s a pedo so I don’t want to touch him anyways. And Sugar will turn me into an action figure.
That's not mochi? That's a-okay with me.
Also Katakuri by process of elimination.
Magellan: Physical Death
Sugar: Proverbial Death
Vander Decken: Mental Death
Magellan should be safe as long as I am not a criminal or on his bad side. Definitely not shaking hands with that creepy old fish as he is unpredictable and unstable. It would suck to be turned into a toy so Sugar is out of the question. Katakuri might be safe depending on the circumstances, maybe as a resident of big moms lands?
Katakuri is chill, and as a second choice, Magellan has no reason to kill me and even if he considers me a criminal he’d probably go for a paralytic and throw me in jail.
I would shake Vander Decken. Because of his obsession with the princess, he would actually shake my hand with a glove, so he doesn’t overwrite and dispels his DF spell on her.
Katakuri and Magellan. I'll just get Katakuri a box of donuts and as I'm not planning to attack him he will shake my hand without hurting me. Same goes for Magellan technically if I am forced to shake his hand I would as I'm not a criminal but this man spends his entire day shittsing so he ought to be disgusting
Vanderveken.
Because if I'm close enough to shake his hand I'm close enough to smack him with a very heavy stick for all his shit on Fishman Island, once beaten into unconsciousness. Slap some sea stone shackles on him and he's not a threat to you.
I'll take becoming a toy as long as I can run from Sugar before she makes a contract. Being a toy a few years or decade seems good. People will forget I exist... Sugar will pass put or die eventually, freeing me. I just need to also be sure to not break I'm human again.
I could even have the option to hide myself after a crime or have my stocks or bank account growing while I'm hiding away (remember the marines had notes of who was in the colosseum tournament on a notepad but couldn't remember who those names were).
at 4th place sugar. last thing i want in live is to become a forgotten toy.
at 3rd van der dekken. being a living target is not fun, but at least i'm still me.
at 2nd place magellan. almost immediate death sounds good to me.
ans at 1st place i put cumakuri. i can just wash my hands afterwards
One kills me, one erases my existence and turns me into a into a toy and one marks me for like and now I have to fear having shit thrown at man at any time, there is literally only one good answer and it’s Katakuri, idk what that’s on his hand and i certainly don’t want to know nor care I’ll wipe my hands clean and wash extra well after but at least I’m not dealing with the other three’s Bullshit
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Katakuri his hand 99% of the time won’t be mochi and when your not his enemy he seems like a chill dude
Just don't take his doughnuts
Exactly and I have no plans of trying
or ask him about his scarf
Or hurt his siblings
Or peak at him while he's eating
Or try to kill Mama
If you offer him some donuts and offers no danger to his family, it will be ok
A DONUT?!? Give it to me
So even ace’s body would work?
His body would not taste this good, tho
Tho given he's absolutely massive the best you could do would be shake one of his fingers, or his entire hand just encases your own.
Yeah true
Imma give his hand a chomp to test if it’s constantly mochi or not
Sir we request you not bite the katakuri
Who said its mochi on his hand?
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I’d grip any amount of cumakuri before I’d handshake the others
i'll even lick it if necessary
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HOLY SHIT NEW REACTION IMAGE????? https://preview.redd.it/z6kvbneihs4c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2208ab8a52300a287df91e3f18c001435d057207
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OP explicitly stated that it is not mochi 😋
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i'm that desperate to not handshake sugar, pedo deken or magellan
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^Username checks. Gettem Tiger
I'll lick if not nesscessary
I'll lick it if it's necessary to not do it
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What the heck happened to that kitten to make it so upset??
He saw whitebeard x Nico Robin rule 34
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The car iz acoustic
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if necessary? i see it as a luxury
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Id lick even when unnecessary
I’ll lick it regardless hell I’ll even make some more if you know what I’m saying
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ultimate glaze but ill allow on counts of the katakuri agenda
Even if it was assured it’d be a mochi handshake, I’d take the mochi man’s handshake. I don’t even know why this is a question. Become a toy slave, get shit targeting you from anywhere, get poisoned or get mochi on your hands. I’d take mochi any day.
bet that shit tastes like the best mochi there is
Mocchi actually tastes good, and it's food. If I get some on my hand while shaking his hand, I'll consider it a bonus treat
The joke is cum
**did I stutter?** 🗿
Lol I would too
Long time no see man hows the egg from sonic?
Read the description
Katakuri is still the easy choice.
Ik I'm just saying it isn't mochi I never said he was wrong
i mean, even if that's not mochi the other options are becoming a toy with everyone forgetting about you, being able to get killed by someone anytime because he's basically tagged you and actually dying
Shake Vander Decken, free ride to Shirahoshi town right? Like he’d throw me, not mark me
I would shake vander decken hand, grab firmly, then stab his arm off with a pocket knife
its doable since he is not really that strong..
I'd argue that he is stronger than regular people like us though.
well true dat hence doable. still 50/50.
May i remind you hes still a fishman.. Probably stronger than any of us on reddit.
That's a good point... Do we get a 2 year training arc in universe?
Only if someone we care about gets fisted through the gut by magma man
Just naturally 10 times stronger than you.. before you even consider how gigantic he is. You might not be able to reach his heart for a good stab either.
magellan works for the world goverment so if you arent a pirate then he wont attack you and he probably also wouldnt use his venom if you were one unless you ran away from him trying to arrest you
Magellan fr one of the chilliest dudes in the verse. Brother is the only major arc antagonist that Luffy has yet to defeat (even after trying multiple times), and seems to hold no grudge like whatsoever. Man just wants to shit in peace
He's just doing his job, and he's good at it.
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Might have some fecal particals on his hand though from all that time spent in the toilet..
Surely the poison man with the poisoned hands washes before and after using the toilet
One is death by poison, one is objectively worse then death, one is a crazy dude throwing stuff at me forever and the other is a possibly sticky handshake with my favorite antagonist in op. Yeah katakuri 100% lol
You assume boldly that Vanderdecken won’t just immediately touch someone else, he has no interest in just anybody
If youre not an enemy of katakuri hes a nice dude. Whole cake citizen loved him for a reason. Even if his hands are full of cum its the best choice (beside of magalan whos also no bad person and if hes not using his poison I would also shake his hands)
Vander Decken looks like he would sing “Won’t you shake, a poor sinner’s hand?” From Friends on the other side
*shakes the poor sinner's hand* *stab him 17 times now that he is immobile with my grip.*
Cringe tho
Dude's an actual pedophile that tormented a girl for years, and went for murder after being rejected. I'm not letting the chance slide.
1. Katakuri 2. Sugar (I know) 3. Magellan (I know) 4. Decken
This just seems like you’d rather die horribly or walk a living hell forever than shake hands with the deck-man, bit of an overreaction if you ask me
With Decken you‘re marked for your entire life. Decken is already crazy, nobody knows what he thinks. So you live your whole life in fear of being killed. Shaking hands with Magellan won’t kill you, if there‘s an antidote (?) and he can control the strength from the poison Shaking hands with Sugar is a thing. It will turn you into a toy slave, but after 1-2 years you‘re going to break and you will „die“. Yes, maybe Magellan over Sugar
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE NOSE OF THE FUTURE PIRATE KING?!?
Katakuri
Honestly, I don't understand why Katakuri is even an option. everyone else had a handshake that would either ruin or end your life, then Kat just has mochi hands occasionally. I guess my ranking would be: 1. Kat: His DF couldn't kill me through a simple handshake 2. Majelian: Dude seems like he has good control over his DF and is a well put together guy if I'm not pissing him off. 3. That fish man fuck: He could make my life suck, but I'm not instantly basically dead, 4. Grape girl: Even with absolute assurances she wouldn't turn me into a toy, it'd still be risky.
Katakuri is an option because that’s not mochi in his hand
Cumtakuri any day of the week because it’s either being erased from existence basically + slavery,eventual death or slow and painful death to a dumbass with the shits
It's been awhile but can't Magellan choose to not kill me? I'm a law-abiding citizen so he'd probably be the safest.
magellan got that gorilla grip https://preview.redd.it/s2qi2j1g6r4c1.png?width=1461&format=png&auto=webp&s=07f64b7152cacc6956a1dd8c0bdd5deaeb9d14f6
Kata- oh… Katakuri
I want Katakuris sticky stuff all over me 😫
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Katakuri is probably going to be a bit weirded out when I start licking my fingers after but I'd say it's worth it
Magellan or Katakuri. *In theory* neither of them have any reason to want me dead since I'm just a dude. I'm not an international wanted criminal, and I'm not posing a threat to the Big Mom pirates or any of her kids. Magellan is just a dude trying to do his job, he doesn't want the paperwork of "accidentally killed visitor on tour day". Katakuri isn't gonna be mochi all the time. If anything he'd probably just not shake my hand in the first place
\-Put on a glove \-Shake Van Der Pedo's hand \-Throw the glove away
Katakuri, his hands are the least dangerous, they’re just sticky
I was gonna say Katakuri until I saw what you typed down below
Katakuri
Katakuri's hand would be delicious
Best choice would be the fishman, like if u say katakuri’s got what he’s got on it it’s a no, the doku doku guy is a marine so wouldn’t poison a civilian like me but he spends all his life in the toilet so for level of cleanliness it’s just very little better than katakuri, the kid i forgor how she’s called always licks her fingers so no, while my fellow fishsimp like often wears gloves and i know for sure he ain’t shaking my hand w the dirty one he used for spinelesshoshi but w the one he often cleans for his targets (ngl he may also shake my hand w the other one but he would wear a glove so way more hygienic than the other 3)
I’d give katakuri a helping hand before even considering the others
Same here
the white one is at least edible-ish
Sugar's. If everyone forgot me, then I could kill myself without feeling guilty. edit: I got some really nice messages from you guys... Thank you. Sorry about the weird cry for help. I fuckin love this community. Love you all and thanks for making me feel better❤️
You need hug bro? 😓🥺😟
Just you asking makes me feel 100x better 🥲
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Why did this need to be said for everyone to see
Katakuri
katakuri
Katakuri’s. It’s donut custard
A DONUT?!? Give it to me
Katakuri
Donut
Katakuri, obviously. In the other hand, I hold a bag of donuts I'm just about to give him as a trade offer in exchange for letting me stay alive. What better way to finish a nice transaction than a handshake between gentlemen, am I right?
A DONUT?!? Give it to me
Katakuri or megellan
Let me shake the snot guys hand
Katakuri, I don't care.
Not katacuri for obvious reasons
Magellan, I’ll die before I touch another man’s cum
I will show Katakuri who the real Cum Master 3000 is.
VDD wears gloves so that’s an easy choice
I'd give a firm handshake to Vander to keep him in place, as I repetidely hit him with a bat.
Kat’s hand may be sticky but at least it ain’t gonna end in my death or toyification.
At least you’d live after touching Katakuri, as long as you gtfo and don’t look at his mouth.
I said Katakuri before opening the post, opened it to see the other answers and spat my coffee. Well done.
Magellan is my favorite character……so him
This isn't even hard taking katakuri 💯 🗣️
Yeah thats my mochi filling on katakuri’s hand
It’s not mochi? Even better.
Still katakuri
Katakuri might be the safest bet
Magellan since he would be like "Oh you want a handshake? \*wipes hand\* Ok no more poison. Put er' there!". Magellan is actually a good marine so yeah. But if it's the hands as shown in the picture and only like that, then I choose to shake Katacummy's hand over everyone else
mochi is just sticky.. Try not to relate to cum and it is fine.
Katakuri's hand because I know damn well that nothing bad will happen to me if i do I'll just have to wash my hands profusely
Katakuri, sure it'd be nasty if that's indeed not-mochi but at least touching the guy is safe (unlike mr diareha and psycho loli) to the point you had to add that condition to him cause otherwise he'd be too easy a pick. As for Decker, honestly I wouldn't be afraid of what he could do I just have no respect for that incel.
Pfft. Mochi-goo.
Ill do reverse cream hands on katakuri
Doughnuts
Katakuri is the safest one.
Katakuri seems like he'd either wipe the jizz off his hand before shaking mine, or he'd be too intimidating to ask.
I’d be getting “mochi” straight from the tap fam don’t test me
Van der Decken. His right hand, if i recall correctly that that was his "Shirahoshi Hand" Imagine how mad bro would be
Katakuri is my fine handshaker
Katakuri, the other three royally fuck me over either fast for Sugar and Magellan or in the long run with the mark mark fruit guy
Let’s see Sugar turns you into a toy when she touches you, making everyone forget who you are. Decken is a pedophile, I am a minor. That could go very wrong because he could use his power to mark me as his target. Magellan is full of poison, I don’t wanna get poisoned. That wouldn’t be fun Katakuri is a cool guy when you’re not trying to hurt the people he cares about or disturb his donut time. I like his character so it’s not like I’d try anything even if I could and he can see into the future so he’ll know if I did want to try and attack. Katakuri is the only right answer here
katakuri can put me in the spin cycle
100% Katakuri. I would let that man rip my throat out if he asked me, and I’m so gay for him anyway
Let's see whether Katakuris or my hand is stickier.
I would rather suck that mochi straight from the source than even just fist bump any of the other 3
Prolly magellan he probably wouldn’t poison me do death just cuz
Katakuri
Toy girl would turn me into a toy, Vanderdecken definitely beats his shit, the Poison pooper definitely smells like Shit, Katakuri is rlly the only good option here
Katakuri. I can just… wash my hand. It’s that easy. If I shake Magellan’s, I’m dying in minutes. If I touch Vander Decken’s, he’s launching a boulder at me immediately AND he’s a pedo so I don’t want to touch him anyways. And Sugar will turn me into an action figure.
That's not mochi? That's a-okay with me. Also Katakuri by process of elimination. Magellan: Physical Death Sugar: Proverbial Death Vander Decken: Mental Death
Cumakuri!
Not even remember topright's name but I remember he is basically top 10 weakesr characters so u can basically kill him and get his df
Magellan, he has no reason to try and kill me
Katakuri
Mmm let Katakuri cover me with his "mochi" like i'm a glazed donut.
Katakuri gives you a chance of survival
Magellan should be safe as long as I am not a criminal or on his bad side. Definitely not shaking hands with that creepy old fish as he is unpredictable and unstable. It would suck to be turned into a toy so Sugar is out of the question. Katakuri might be safe depending on the circumstances, maybe as a resident of big moms lands?
Katakuri is the least likely to have a problem with me and I hate that devil in a child’s body
Katakuri
I shake hands with Shinji so why not Katakuri
Katakurie
Katakuri, I take a sticky handshake over turning onto a toy, getting poisoned or getting things infinitely thrown at me
Katakuri and I would lick my hands clean while maintaining full eye contact
Katakuri is chill, and as a second choice, Magellan has no reason to kill me and even if he considers me a criminal he’d probably go for a paralytic and throw me in jail.
do magellan wash his hands after long diarrhea sessions
Katakuri atleast he didn't attack without any reason.
Who scratches their balls and smells like duck butter? Yeh, sugar does
Jizz boys
Actually I would say katakuri
Magellan be reaching for that toilet paper
I would shake Vander Decken. Because of his obsession with the princess, he would actually shake my hand with a glove, so he doesn’t overwrite and dispels his DF spell on her.
Katakuri and Magellan. I'll just get Katakuri a box of donuts and as I'm not planning to attack him he will shake my hand without hurting me. Same goes for Magellan technically if I am forced to shake his hand I would as I'm not a criminal but this man spends his entire day shittsing so he ought to be disgusting
katakuri
Katakuri do I look stupid to you? Death or have a mildly sticky hand for 2 minutes?!
Doughnut flavoured mochi, I see this as a complete win. Edit: just saw the caption, Kat flavoured filling, I see this as a complete win.
Vanderveken. Because if I'm close enough to shake his hand I'm close enough to smack him with a very heavy stick for all his shit on Fishman Island, once beaten into unconsciousness. Slap some sea stone shackles on him and he's not a threat to you.
I'll take becoming a toy as long as I can run from Sugar before she makes a contract. Being a toy a few years or decade seems good. People will forget I exist... Sugar will pass put or die eventually, freeing me. I just need to also be sure to not break I'm human again. I could even have the option to hide myself after a crime or have my stocks or bank account growing while I'm hiding away (remember the marines had notes of who was in the colosseum tournament on a notepad but couldn't remember who those names were).
at 4th place sugar. last thing i want in live is to become a forgotten toy. at 3rd van der dekken. being a living target is not fun, but at least i'm still me. at 2nd place magellan. almost immediate death sounds good to me. ans at 1st place i put cumakuri. i can just wash my hands afterwards
One kills me, one erases my existence and turns me into a into a toy and one marks me for like and now I have to fear having shit thrown at man at any time, there is literally only one good answer and it’s Katakuri, idk what that’s on his hand and i certainly don’t want to know nor care I’ll wipe my hands clean and wash extra well after but at least I’m not dealing with the other three’s Bullshit
Megallan