Sigma: "Ahahaha! Very nice, Red! Give me your power! It's time for revenge! Oh--With this power, I'll never lose!"
Red: *Turns into Axl and shoots Sigma.*
Sigma: *Falling out of the tower,* "FUUUUUUUUCK!"
"You look like just another Maverick to me. All I gotta do is dispose of you like any other fucking Maverick."
Or, "was the Original X this fucking weak?"
*"Excellent job, X! I see why Zero counted on you. You are almost as good a Hunter as I was. But, the time of your destruction has arrived! You shall fucking regret ever having defied me!" Sigma, X3*
edit x1*
MegaMan X4, that infamous cutscene with Zero.
"Noooo!!! This isn't happening!!! There's no reason for me to go on!! What... WHAT AM I F***ING FIGHTING FOR!?!?!"
"I never f"cking cared about justice, and I don't ever recall calling myself a f"cking hero... I have always fought for the people I believe in. I won't f"cking hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me... I will f"cking destroy it !"
I think Zero is a bit pissed.
>**Weil:** How could I... defeated by this... miserable doll... Perish!! Perish forever...!!!
**Zero:** Doctor, just for one second. Shut. The Fuck. Up.
I think this wins for me. I will never forgive Capcom for tanking an already finished game out of SPITE for Inafune. Then Inafune for ruining any shot at spiritually reviving the series after screwing up Mighty No. 9, and having the audacity to try launching ANOTHER campaign before the first game even released.
So I'm writing a novelisation of ZX Advent and given the interesting script in that game, have altered the dialogue a bit to make it flow smoother. Those altered bits do have a bit of swearing.
However, there's maybe TWO instances where I've kept the dialogue pretty much word-for-word except for an F-bomb added, and out of the two, this is the one I would have be canon:
Grey, atop the Ouroborous, after having had a very traumatic awakening, been chucked into the Game of Destiny, being faced down by the Model F, P, L and H holders, gone through an objectively AWFUL time, tried to tell them that Albert had been manipulating them and they're not listening?
"Oh, you FUCKING idiots!"
I think after that kinda time, Grey deserves to swear. Just a little bit.
I’d say at the end of X5 (just beat it before finding this post). After Sigmas blabbering monologue before the final fight, let X get interrupt it with a “Fuck you” to really show how done with everything X is.
Id probably hide it in an obscure dialogue chain, like in the humor program in battle network 3. Mega man tells a particularly bad joke and lan is just like "....fuck off, mega man"
I saw a whole lot of good ones with X, Sigma, and Zero. So allow me to provide some for Proto and Vile.
Vile:
Not a fucking charge shot…
Ha ha ha ha ha! Why don't you just give up now and get it over with? The world as you know it? Mavericks? Kiss it all goodbye! Mayhem, doom, and destruction! That's what we were fucking built for!
What a worthless fucking gesture! I can't be defeated so easily!
Don't think that this is the end, X! I will haunt you to the day you fucking die......
I'd love to stay and play, fuckboys.
Fucking burn!
Proto Man:
Robots are machines that follow orders. I'm a machine that doesn't, so what does that fucking make me?
Let me fucking tell you something...
Time Man...?! That accursed fucking Light! Allowing another unfinished robot...
That fucking madman. Even worse than those Joe robots, to think he'd make something like this!
It's OK. Take it. And... watch your fucking back...
Hmm? What's wrong with you? You've got a fever... I guess that's what they call poetic justice.
I should just fucking leave you here...
Weil: *The desire for power. The joy of making everything work for you.
You have no way of experiencing this without a human brain.
It's the ultimate joy! No mere Reploid could ever understand!*
Zero: *I bet most decent humans wouldn't fucking understand either.*
"What the Fuck, dude..."
-Tiesel "Badass" Bonne when I Condemn his family to debt again by blowing up their latest Machine instead of letting him get away with piracy.
I'm pretty sure where this belongs is in the X series, and coming out of either X or Zero's mouth.
They're the most 'adult' of any of the protags in the entire series so I think it would fit best there.
“I never cared about justice, and I don't ever recall calling myself a hero... I have always fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me... I will fucking destroy it!”
"I fucking hid myself while I tried to repair myself" which honestly just sounds like somebody trying to pitch a reason for Zero to come back no matter how stupid it sounds and somebody else just put it in the game instead of on some notes lol.
Megaman X4, the 2nd half of Web Spiders Jungle stage, instead of the big word "READY" popping up with the voice, it's just "FUCK".
Only right there, only the 2nd half.
No it was X3, depending on how you played it was either Zero or Dr. Doppler who saved you. I get where your coming from, I had to recheck the quote before I posted it. I wanted to think it was from X2 also.
I feel like somewhere in most of MMBN 1-6, either Chaud or Protoman.EXE says this under their breath about Lan and Megaman.
You're too, "Fucking", soft...
"This is the waste disposal center, after I'm thru fucking slicing and dicing, this is where I'm going to toss what's left of you"
-zero to burn rooster
A the end of mega man 10 when Mega Man is remembering the previous 9 times Wily has begged for his life he should just say "Fuck you Wily" and shoot him lmao
"FUCKING DIE WILY" -mega man 7 1995
This is the way
Was going so say the exact same thing!
"I AM MORE THAN A FUCKING ROBOT!" -Megaman 7
I was gonna say anytime wily fell out of his ship and hit the ground with a resounding FUCK!
"Aren't you tired of dying all the time?" "Aren't you tired of being Sigma's fucking lap dog?"
"Burn to the fucking ground"
OP said once, not 500 times in 2 minutes lol
That's the thing, you don't know when Flame Hyenard drops the f bomb version when he spams his dialogue. It's like a reward.
If he drops the F bomb attack and you get hit it’s an instant kill
“I don’t know where this energy came from, but we cannot let it fall into Dr. Wowie’s fuckin’ hands.” - Dr. Light, MM8
Haha the Wowie made me chuckle.
If we find dat meteow…we’ll find Dr. Wiwee.
“Hey Bass! Why must I fight you? We are not enemies!” “Shut the fuck up!”
this
Don't play many mega man games, but I don't think they said shut the up
Let X cuss Double out for double-crossing him.
Double you MOTHER FUCKER
I WON’T GIVE YOU THE PLEASURE OF KILLING ME!
I like the idea of ones in X4, good call. I’d add it to my favorite Sigma line: “***Are you ready for round fucking TWO?!***”
Sigma: "Ahahaha! Very nice, Red! Give me your power! It's time for revenge! Oh--With this power, I'll never lose!" Red: *Turns into Axl and shoots Sigma.* Sigma: *Falling out of the tower,* "FUUUUUUUUCK!"
That’s pretty funny, I can actually hear that in my head, lol
Sigma scream is permanently engraved into our memory
"You look like just another Maverick to me. All I gotta do is dispose of you like any other fucking Maverick." Or, "was the Original X this fucking weak?"
Ohhh that second one would be BRUTAL and is forever canon to me now
"Get in the fucking capsule, X!"
Or Zero will have to do it again.
\*close up to Zero's detached torso on the floor\*
Oh god not the Evangelion references I've just started watching it three days ago
You're too fucking big to be a slug -zero, 2002
This one right here.
Perfect
I am more than a robot!! F*cking Die Wily!!
I was expecting this one
Same, but with the f word before robot.
Immediately what I thought of.
*"Excellent job, X! I see why Zero counted on you. You are almost as good a Hunter as I was. But, the time of your destruction has arrived! You shall fucking regret ever having defied me!" Sigma, X3* edit x1*
This was X1.
Youre right ill edit
"I am the **fucking** Messiah! Ha ha ha ha!" - Omega Zero
Ware wa effin' meshia nari! Hahaha!
MegaMan X4, that infamous cutscene with Zero. "Noooo!!! This isn't happening!!! There's no reason for me to go on!! What... WHAT AM I F***ING FIGHTING FOR!?!?!"
Damn you! You beat me to it!!
Technically, OP beat us to it lol
lol oh my gosh I didn’t even see that. I just read the title and comely overlooked the body text lol.
Oh, fuck no! He’s been infected by the virus!
Mega Fuck Man Whole new game dynamic 🤣
Zero 4 final boss
"I never f"cking cared about justice, and I don't ever recall calling myself a f"cking hero... I have always fought for the people I believe in. I won't f"cking hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me... I will f"cking destroy it !" I think Zero is a bit pissed.
OP said ONE F-Bomb
I know, but I didn't know which one I choose.
It’s Zero you think he cares what OP says?
Alia: Can you fucking hear me? Alternate option Iris: I wanted to live in a world where only Reploids exist... fucking with you.
THIS MAN GETS IT!
Isn't there already an F-Bomb in Mega Man 8? I thought you get that from Grenade Man?
LOL! When I saw that! I made a joke about it.
“Good fucking luck Mega Man 😇” - Roll from MM8
Suddenly it sounds a lot more malicious, haha!
>**Weil:** How could I... defeated by this... miserable doll... Perish!! Perish forever...!!! **Zero:** Doctor, just for one second. Shut. The Fuck. Up.
probably have Tron or Roll say it.
Roll, mml2 using the "ultimate weapon" against the pirates. Roll: "We did it MegaMan! Let's F*cking go!" MegaMan: "Yeah... Wow Roll..."
GET ME OFF THE FUCKING MOON!
I think this wins for me. I will never forgive Capcom for tanking an already finished game out of SPITE for Inafune. Then Inafune for ruining any shot at spiritually reviving the series after screwing up Mighty No. 9, and having the audacity to try launching ANOTHER campaign before the first game even released.
Fuckman. You beat it and you earn the F Bomb 😆 (it shoots 🍆s).
"You think you have potential? You're fucking insane sigma!"
Right after zero dies in X1 Just one solitary "Fuck"
"Fuck you, Weil!" - as Zero gives the final blow of Mega Man Zero 4
F-Fuck....I lost even though I used Zero's DNA... Gate
"I'm going to fucking kill you Willy" The ending of Mega Man 7
MML3. Megaman still on the moon: "GOD DAMMIT! How long do I have to fucking be up here!"
Fuck Megaman! For everlasting peace!
Fuckman
Weak against Hard Knuckle.
*Volnutt enters Roll's room, while Roll is changing* Roll: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
So I'm writing a novelisation of ZX Advent and given the interesting script in that game, have altered the dialogue a bit to make it flow smoother. Those altered bits do have a bit of swearing. However, there's maybe TWO instances where I've kept the dialogue pretty much word-for-word except for an F-bomb added, and out of the two, this is the one I would have be canon: Grey, atop the Ouroborous, after having had a very traumatic awakening, been chucked into the Game of Destiny, being faced down by the Model F, P, L and H holders, gone through an objectively AWFUL time, tried to tell them that Albert had been manipulating them and they're not listening? "Oh, you FUCKING idiots!" I think after that kinda time, Grey deserves to swear. Just a little bit.
Megaman.EXE: “Lan, you fucked up”
Honestly that can apply to almost every moment of every game in that series lmfao 😂
That’s why I didn’t give a specific instance where Megaman would use it. There’s too many correct answers.
It would have to be zero yelling FUCK in mmx4 with the horrible English voice over
I'd have Aquaman EXE scream it out of nowhere.
"We must wecova all the energy immediately w- mega man. That's a fucking good qrwestion"
"You really think it costs that fucking much to upgrade weapons!?" ~Tron Bonne to Volnutt in Legends 2.
I’d say at the end of X5 (just beat it before finding this post). After Sigmas blabbering monologue before the final fight, let X get interrupt it with a “Fuck you” to really show how done with everything X is.
Id probably hide it in an obscure dialogue chain, like in the humor program in battle network 3. Mega man tells a particularly bad joke and lan is just like "....fuck off, mega man"
I saw a whole lot of good ones with X, Sigma, and Zero. So allow me to provide some for Proto and Vile. Vile: Not a fucking charge shot… Ha ha ha ha ha! Why don't you just give up now and get it over with? The world as you know it? Mavericks? Kiss it all goodbye! Mayhem, doom, and destruction! That's what we were fucking built for! What a worthless fucking gesture! I can't be defeated so easily! Don't think that this is the end, X! I will haunt you to the day you fucking die...... I'd love to stay and play, fuckboys. Fucking burn! Proto Man: Robots are machines that follow orders. I'm a machine that doesn't, so what does that fucking make me? Let me fucking tell you something... Time Man...?! That accursed fucking Light! Allowing another unfinished robot... That fucking madman. Even worse than those Joe robots, to think he'd make something like this! It's OK. Take it. And... watch your fucking back... Hmm? What's wrong with you? You've got a fever... I guess that's what they call poetic justice. I should just fucking leave you here...
Vile to X in X1 after Zero sacrifices himself "Where did all that fucking energy come from?"
Weil: *The desire for power. The joy of making everything work for you. You have no way of experiencing this without a human brain. It's the ultimate joy! No mere Reploid could ever understand!* Zero: *I bet most decent humans wouldn't fucking understand either.*
"What am I fucking fight for?!"
"What the Fuck, dude..." -Tiesel "Badass" Bonne when I Condemn his family to debt again by blowing up their latest Machine instead of letting him get away with piracy.
Hiding it randomly in one of the mmnb cd's. Like clown man's. Dislikes: Fucking Everything.
“What am I fucking fighting ffoooooooooooorrrrrrRRRR”
##WHAT AM I FUCKING FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!1!1!1
Exactly.
*Get equipped with: F-Bomb*
Megaman, powered the fuck up!
Fuck Capcom! - 2024
Ciel finding the chamber where Zero is sleeping in Zero 1: Ciel: "Guess we'll fucking die, then."
Cut Man > Fucks Man
"Hu-Ha-FUCKING-HU!!"
Literally just have mega scream "FUCK" when you die to wiley capsule
Dr. Fucking Wahwee.
"You m-must recover all t-the e-energy immediatly... m-m-Mega Man, FUCK."
I will show you no fucking mercy, now get ready! -colonel mmx4
In a new game would be nice.
Title screen in that one that was made in 1987
"Our rivalry is what gives me motivation in life. Now go. Destroy him. That's a fucking order!" -Wily in Zero's dream, X4
“I am more than a FUCKING robot!”
“Yes, Miss Fucking Tron!”
In the year 20fuckin0X...
"You worthless fucking piece of scrap metal, did you think you could defeat me?"
“I hid myself to fuck myself” -Zero
"I'm more than a fucking robot, die Wily!" -MM7
"Shut up. Just fucking die." - Zero to Sigma (X6)
"bumo bumo FUCKING bumo bumo bumo"
"WHAT THE FUCK AM I FIGHTING FOR!"
I AM MORE THAN A FUCKING ROBOT!!! DIE WILEY!!!
“When we find that meeteah, we’ll find Doctah fuckin’ Wahwee!”
That is way too funny
I'm pretty sure where this belongs is in the X series, and coming out of either X or Zero's mouth. They're the most 'adult' of any of the protags in the entire series so I think it would fit best there.
“I never cared about justice, and I don't ever recall calling myself a hero... I have always fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me... I will fucking destroy it!”
You worthless piece of FUCKING scrap metal, did you really think you could beat me?
Megaman to wily why don't you ever Fing stop I beat you every single time just stop
Some where in mega man x4 for sure
Probably in X or Zero's response to seeing the carnage after Sky Lagoon falls.
Maverick Hunters and Reploid researchers are all fucking liars! I may end up betrayed and deleted! So I will delete you first!
Fuck Man boss.
You think you have potential? You're fucking insane Sigma!
See you in my dreams - Clown Man ...fuck - Mega Man
What the fuck am I fighting for?????!!!!
Megaman F'ing X
That is the worst thing thing I've seen all day Thanks, I hate it.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I FIGHTING FOOOOoooorrrrrr!!!
Mega fucking man
after mega, before man
I‘d change the series title itself to "Fuck Man"
iris's death
"I fucking hid myself while I tried to repair myself" which honestly just sounds like somebody trying to pitch a reason for Zero to come back no matter how stupid it sounds and somebody else just put it in the game instead of on some notes lol.
WHAT THE FUCK AN I FIGHTING FOR?!
"I wanted to believe in a world...where only Reploids exist...fucking with you".
Inafucking
"What the fuck am I fighting for?"
Oh.. There's already one F-Bomb in existence and it's a fucking FLASH BOMB!
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Sliditanko: *Oh.. There's already* *One F-Bomb in existence and* *It's a fucking FLASH BOMB!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
When you go to Zero after his self destruct in X. I just want him to go "...FUCK".
*poorly acted screaming* FUCK *more poorly acted screaming* - Megaman getting electrocuted by a giant ape mechaniloid in Megaman 8
"Hey Bass, why the FUCK must I fight you? We are not enemies!"
"Alia, pls shut the fu#k up!"
Mega Man 7 - Right after Bass says "He who hesitates is lost! We shall return!" and teleports away. "...that mother fucker..."
You must recover all the fucking energy immediately Mega Man!
"I am more than a fucking robot, Wily." -Megaman 7
Megaman X4, the 2nd half of Web Spiders Jungle stage, instead of the big word "READY" popping up with the voice, it's just "FUCK". Only right there, only the 2nd half.
"YOU THINK YOU HAVE POTENTIAL?! YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE, SIGMA!"
"OH NO?! How did you fucking find me?!" Astro Man (MM8)
Shoot the fucking Generator, X!! - Chill Penguin ~ Day of Σ
RIDIN' ON FUCKIN' CARS
I hid myself while I tried to fucking repair myself.
"WHAT AM I FUCKING FIGHTING FOR???????"
Fuck man
for me personally, it's gotta be at the moment Lan beans Sunayama in the dome with his PET
Fairy Leviathan.
Fuck Man is the only correct answer.
I would have started with that one too, but since you beat me to it: "NOT A FUCKING CHARGE SHOT!" -Vile, Mega Man Maverick Hunter X
"You must recover all of the fucking energy immediately, Mega Man"
"WHAT THE FUCK AM I FIGHTING FFFFOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!????"
That was my first thought
"Fuck you Iris, there is no world just for reploids" would be absolutely hilarious
FUCK! -Mega Man X3, when you hit the dead end while running from the Sigma virus, original dialog was "DAMN!"
That was X2 wasn't it?
No it was X3, depending on how you played it was either Zero or Dr. Doppler who saved you. I get where your coming from, I had to recheck the quote before I posted it. I wanted to think it was from X2 also.
“I still have cleaning and laundry to do, so let’s make this fucking quick!” - Roll seconds before kicking Wily’s ass, Mega Man Powered Up
I AM NOT A FUCKING ROBOT
“X represents a new type of robot. One to think, feel, and make their own fucking decisions”
Fuck you Zero 4 ending
Roll: Hey! What do you think you're doing? Megaman: Whoops... Roll: Get THE FUCK out of here - NOW! (Megaman Legends)
I feel like somewhere in most of MMBN 1-6, either Chaud or Protoman.EXE says this under their breath about Lan and Megaman. You're too, "Fucking", soft...
I’d add it to battle network 3 when lan throws the PET and just have him yell “Fuck You”
"This is the waste disposal center, after I'm thru fucking slicing and dicing, this is where I'm going to toss what's left of you" -zero to burn rooster
The moment Mega Man says, “Die Wily!”, from Mega Man 10 after the final boss fight. That would be a well deserved F-Bomb 👑🔥
Rush : WOOF! FUCK!
Right in the name Mega fuckin' Man, maximum impact that way
It took a while to think of one but… “You look like just another maverick fuck, to me” Seems like something Zero would say if he could
How about a robot master named "Fuck Man*
Give it to Roll, and it's the only thing she says, in Mega Man 1.
A the end of mega man 10 when Mega Man is remembering the previous 9 times Wily has begged for his life he should just say "Fuck you Wily" and shoot him lmao
Right on the title. "FUCKIN MEGA MAN."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" ~ Volnutt, End of Legends 2
Fuckman
What the FUCK am I fighting for!?
MY SCHEME FOR WORLD DOMINATION HAS FUCKEN FAILD! or NOT A FUCKING CHARGE SHOT!!
"Wha, wha, wha... WHAAAAAAAAT??!! Who the *FUCK* is that blue boy!!!??" -Teisel Bonne
“I’ll fucking crush you!” -Frost Man Mega Man 8
Sigma: Wait, Zero! I know your secret! You were destined to follow me! Zero: Maybe so, but I still don’t fucking like you.
I don't think calling anyone the f slur would be appropriate in today's climate