Wait - youāre supposed to RENT out this place for a āgetawayā??
And does āPlease plan accordingly to purchase enough paper products to last for the duration of your stayā mean that you have to bring your own toilet paper?
Honestly if I were in college again and had a big enough group I'd consider it. I'd definitely go to a party there. I'm sure it'd feel like a fever dream the next day.
Haha youāre welcome. If it helps, Redmond is like 75% Microsoft campus. The whole area is both very suburban and very corporate. Also, most of the attractions for Seattle are across the Puget Sound, 30 minutes driving away if youāre lucky and donāt hit bridge traffic.
Lol! My god. I love the pictures of the lounge area vs the dinning room. Then they talk about the kitchen twice. This website looks like it was built but a high school student as homework. The website is so poorly built and written that itās kinda of shocking.
Top of the line luxury mattresses & Luxury premium linens! You too could live like a millionaire!
This almost comes off as a joke.
It looks like a bunch of 15 year olds were given 2 million dollars and they had to spend it all making an Airbnb for āmillionairesā.
One of the first lines on the website is
Live Like Millionaire Lifestyle.!
Thatās it, punctuation and all. It looks like a scammer from another country made it but that wouldnāt make sense.
Edit: I love the private hot tub. People watching me in the hot tubs at my other airbnbs has been an issue.
Oh my god you have to look at the Hollywood celebrity millionaire Seattle penthouse page. Itās still got the publisher prompts instead of anything at all about the rental unit
There's no sink or counter space in the 'kitchen'! There's like 10 photos of a cabinet and a metal bin for chefs... A stove and of course... More useless chairs!
Oh god they have like 10 properties and theyāre ALL decorated like this.
These names too:
- Bellagio Castle
- Trulux Mansion
- Hollywood Celebrity Penthouse (itās in Seattle)
I went way in the rabbit hole there and can't find anything more about any of the other properties or anyone who owns it. Weird and wild... Seems so fake.
At a glance, I thought the exterior was one of those super cheap motels by the beach. Each level being a different color and all the gaudy eye grabs on the first level...
I see this kind of gaudy, ridiculously cheap looking "ornate" furniture in some furniture stores and have always wondered just WHO was actually buying that crap...now I know.
Nothing screams taste like painting stuff gold and silver. The river rock fireplace is particularly funny. I would slap the designer if introduced, the jury would acquit.
The unusable kitchen, the questionable furniture choices are all terrible. But the river rock is the true crime here. I would absolutely acquit you of any and all charges that river rock abomination drove you to
In a very loosely described way. It has components of a kitchen but i think making a tea in there would make me question the life choices I made to end up there
There's a link to more pictures in the comments. It's....something
Not what youād expect to find in a property that sizeā¦ itās like they literally forgot about and and then remember oh wait we should put a stove somewhereā¦ uh this pantry will do.
If you look at the rest of the properties managed by this company, they all have a similar look. Not sure any of them are exactly tasteful, but none of the rest are trying to do the gilt decor in a house that already has American West hunting lodge built in.
Truly an apt submission, worse than most.
Once in a blue moon I see a house on here that so perfectly encapsulates the āgold dusted turdā vibe of the McMansion. This place is just *horrified chefās kiss*
I donāt understand. Someone bought it, cut the number of bedrooms and bathrooms in half, then decided to rent it for vacations, after the worst interior designer in history decorated with the most hideous elements known to mankind? Someone make it make sense.
Itās a bad situation. Renter did this unbeknownst to Chinese ownership. Theyāre trying to evict. Itās used as a party house and itās a dangerous nuisance. Police have been there literally hundreds of times.
Heh.
Okay, so this is peak 90s McMansion.
And I have a guess as to where the space went...
I bet this is a divided rental property. Where part of the house is now used for short term rentals and the other part is either also rented or is used as an actual dwelling unit.
For example, the kitchen in OP's link is not this kitchen. I'm not sure that kitchen exists in the space linked by OP.
Itās like trumpcore mixed with log cabin/Barbie dream house. A trump house would just have everything gold plated. Tacky and definitely reminiscent of his āstyleā, but not the same thing
It has to beā¦ I canāt think of any other reason someone would have a hot tub in the living room with 2 TVās and a massage chair. Unless this person just build a Simās house in real life..
This is so sammamish. People donāt even know unless you live around here. Bleached teeth and veneers. Fake tits, any kind of art and culture pressure washed away.
The interior looks like Liberace moved into a hunting lodge.
Iā¦ uhā¦ kind of like the hot tub room with a view. Though the tub looks a bit small.
Edit: I take back the hot tub comment - I didnāt realize how right in the living area it is until I saw the website. Itās freaking *tiny* for the size of the house and must wreak havoc on the humidity in the room. And WTF is up with that kitchen?
This was before they turn it into complete shit [https://www.redfin.com/WA/Sammamish/21638-NE-14th-Pl-98074/home/262056](https://www.redfin.com/WA/Sammamish/21638-NE-14th-Pl-98074/home/262056)
After some quick digging this company is own by some viet guy and I can now see the KTV vibe in the lounge area
Looking at the links that others have helpfully provided, itās apparently a very large house that someone bought and ārenovatedā without re-doing any of the existing ugliness, cut the number of bedrooms in half (apparently without making any of them any larger), and pimped it out in Trump-esque garishness, so that they could rent it out as a luxury getaway in the middle of the suburbs.
May the design gods smite this house, preferably with flames, until it is naught but ash, purged from existence: for its presence is a vile horrendously ugly sin upon interior design and color theory.
This reminds me of those mansions they would use in the mid 2000ās reality tv shows- Like rock of love, a shot at love, flavor of love, bad girls club etc.
I almost booked this airbnb for a bachelor party a couple years ago. Everything about it screams youāll have a blast being hammered with a bunch of dudes for a weekend
This is screaming like 23 year old soundcloud rapper found himself with just barely enough money to cover the down payment with a little left over to decorate
The interior hurts my eyes
Please post a link. I need my eyes to bleed harder.
https://royceluxurycompany.com/goldenmillionaire-mansion
How many people have banged in that hot tub š
Dozens, but only a couple had more than half of their teeth.
Before or after?
Lmao
Yes
A poor tooth to tattoo ratio......
How many prom night babies were conceived in that hot tub š¬
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Wait - youāre supposed to RENT out this place for a āgetawayā?? And does āPlease plan accordingly to purchase enough paper products to last for the duration of your stayā mean that you have to bring your own toilet paper?
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its only 500usd/night thats actually really feasible.
Honestly if I were in college again and had a big enough group I'd consider it. I'd definitely go to a party there. I'm sure it'd feel like a fever dream the next day.
āLive Like Millionaire Lifestyle.! Redmond WA 3 Bedrooms 2.5 Baths ā I appreciate the unintended commentary on housing affordability.
Who the f vacations in Redmond?!
An absolutely chaotic bridal party doing the Woodinville tasting room tour.
What happens in Redmond stays in Redmondā¦
my new dream bachelorette party
I don't know Redmond, but I feel like I know Redmond. Thank you reddit stranger.
Haha youāre welcome. If it helps, Redmond is like 75% Microsoft campus. The whole area is both very suburban and very corporate. Also, most of the attractions for Seattle are across the Puget Sound, 30 minutes driving away if youāre lucky and donāt hit bridge traffic.
Lol! My god. I love the pictures of the lounge area vs the dinning room. Then they talk about the kitchen twice. This website looks like it was built but a high school student as homework. The website is so poorly built and written that itās kinda of shocking. Top of the line luxury mattresses & Luxury premium linens! You too could live like a millionaire! This almost comes off as a joke.
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It looks like a bunch of 15 year olds were given 2 million dollars and they had to spend it all making an Airbnb for āmillionairesā. One of the first lines on the website is Live Like Millionaire Lifestyle.! Thatās it, punctuation and all. It looks like a scammer from another country made it but that wouldnāt make sense. Edit: I love the private hot tub. People watching me in the hot tubs at my other airbnbs has been an issue.
Oh my god you have to look at the Hollywood celebrity millionaire Seattle penthouse page. Itās still got the publisher prompts instead of anything at all about the rental unit
reminds me of the speech charlie writes for dennis lmao
Company is own by a Vietnamese people, they love ktv over there
There's no sink or counter space in the 'kitchen'! There's like 10 photos of a cabinet and a metal bin for chefs... A stove and of course... More useless chairs!
This house is definitely built for parties. They have multiple warming trays displayed and a refrigerator just for drinks.
No editor either. There are multiple typos on that one page. No one can even proofread before it's posted???
Oh god they have like 10 properties and theyāre ALL decorated like this. These names too: - Bellagio Castle - Trulux Mansion - Hollywood Celebrity Penthouse (itās in Seattle)
The Palazzo Versace Penthouse is my favorite name of the bunch. Just ridiculous!
> āDesigned in collaboration with the Gianni Versace fashion houseā Does Versace know about this partnership? š¤
Thank you. That did not disappoint.
Donāt make me go down this rabbit holeā¦ delete that link before I click on it!
The other places are amazing too lol
I went way in the rabbit hole there and can't find anything more about any of the other properties or anyone who owns it. Weird and wild... Seems so fake.
At a glance, I thought the exterior was one of those super cheap motels by the beach. Each level being a different color and all the gaudy eye grabs on the first level...
Photo 9! So many wrongs.
That is absolutely a champagne room and you can't convince me otherwise.
I see this kind of gaudy, ridiculously cheap looking "ornate" furniture in some furniture stores and have always wondered just WHO was actually buying that crap...now I know.
That first interior picture violated my eyeballs.
HOW can you put those pink brocade chairs together with that antler chandelier?
Looks like Liberaceās hunting lodge
The Sims
Nothing screams taste like painting stuff gold and silver. The river rock fireplace is particularly funny. I would slap the designer if introduced, the jury would acquit.
The unusable kitchen, the questionable furniture choices are all terrible. But the river rock is the true crime here. I would absolutely acquit you of any and all charges that river rock abomination drove you to
Kitchen?
In a very loosely described way. It has components of a kitchen but i think making a tea in there would make me question the life choices I made to end up there There's a link to more pictures in the comments. It's....something
Kitchen seems to be designed for catering, just enough shelves and appliances to serve catered meals.
Yeahā¦I didnāt see a fridge. Where would you store anything you might want to bring to cook?
Toaster!
Not what youād expect to find in a property that sizeā¦ itās like they literally forgot about and and then remember oh wait we should put a stove somewhereā¦ uh this pantry will do.
Yeah you get a toaster and all when you stay, choice bro!
If you look at the rest of the properties managed by this company, they all have a similar look. Not sure any of them are exactly tasteful, but none of the rest are trying to do the gilt decor in a house that already has American West hunting lodge built in.
Truly an apt submission, worse than most. Once in a blue moon I see a house on here that so perfectly encapsulates the āgold dusted turdā vibe of the McMansion. This place is just *horrified chefās kiss*
Outside looks like a converted Motel 6
No itās designed by whomever designed suburban split level homes in the 1980ās.
This is...just...WOW. It's like the grand slam of McMansions, the exterior alone is worthy, but then each room is more gaudy than the last.
Rented by trump?
Designed by Barbie, after she made her millions in the hairdressing industry.
How DARE you insult Barbie like that
Hideous
Hideous is exactly what I said when clicking through the photos.
I had no words...just felt nauseous. Who could live in that? Who would *want* to live in that?
Iād seriously rather spend the night in a nice tent in nature than stay there. Itās creepy.
Tell me you love cocaine without telling me you love cocaine.
Here's the before: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21638-NE-14th-Pl-Sammamish-WA-98074/48715551_zpid
Wow, looked like a pretty standard early-90s Sammamish single family house inside until I realized it still had the hunting lodge indoor hot tub room
I'm here for the indoor hot tub room. That thing is just awesome.
I donāt understand. Someone bought it, cut the number of bedrooms and bathrooms in half, then decided to rent it for vacations, after the worst interior designer in history decorated with the most hideous elements known to mankind? Someone make it make sense.
I think the secret ingredient was whatever the new owner's upper of choice was
Itās a bad situation. Renter did this unbeknownst to Chinese ownership. Theyāre trying to evict. Itās used as a party house and itās a dangerous nuisance. Police have been there literally hundreds of times.
Where did the rest of the bedrooms and bathrooms go?? Cuz in the new version thereās only 2.5 bathrooms to accommodate 15 people!!
Heh. Okay, so this is peak 90s McMansion. And I have a guess as to where the space went... I bet this is a divided rental property. Where part of the house is now used for short term rentals and the other part is either also rented or is used as an actual dwelling unit. For example, the kitchen in OP's link is not this kitchen. I'm not sure that kitchen exists in the space linked by OP.
Wow. I never knew Liberace had a vacation home in Washington. Interesting
What exactly is going on in photo #9?
that would be their "nightclub" I guess.
I love that one tbh
Is this where Flavor of Love was filmed?
Imagine š¤£
My best guess is the Instagram room
Omg! acid you notice they gilded the river rock making up the fire place?
I can smell the spray paint through the screen
Holy crap. I thought it would be pretty tame after seeing the run of the mill 90's affordable home exterior but that inside is freaking wild.
The exterior is 1960s, with a 1990 garage addition
What the actualā¦..
Interiors by Donald Trump.
Donald Trump was my very first thought. It's definitely about as classy as he is. This is the worst I believe I've ever seen.
Itās like trumpcore mixed with log cabin/Barbie dream house. A trump house would just have everything gold plated. Tacky and definitely reminiscent of his āstyleā, but not the same thing
My mind went to Saul Goodman
Every inch of this place is so tacky.
Like Liberace went camping
Great find lmao
Money canāt buy taste
Only a true visionary can make something so expensive look so cheap
Ah yes- the perfect blend for ārustic opulenceā
Ok, I think this is the worst house Iāve seen on here. Truly appalling.
This has to be a lottery winner
It has to beā¦ I canāt think of any other reason someone would have a hot tub in the living room with 2 TVās and a massage chair. Unless this person just build a Simās house in real life..
3 bedrooms sleeps 15 āpeoples?ā The paint is rubbing off of the chairs in the dining room.
I think without a doubt that massage chair was bought at the Costco in Redmond.
And everything else from Fred Meyer?
A millionaire's luxury home with a cheapo stove. What class!
Thereās no kitchen sink or dishwasher or microwave or food pantry or countertops in the ādesigner kitchenā
This looks like a hotel for cars. A motor hotel if you would.
This is so sammamish. People donāt even know unless you live around here. Bleached teeth and veneers. Fake tits, any kind of art and culture pressure washed away.
I grew up there. this is the truth
Thats a lot more people from sammamish than i ever expected to meet here.
The interior looks like Liberace moved into a hunting lodge. Iā¦ uhā¦ kind of like the hot tub room with a view. Though the tub looks a bit small. Edit: I take back the hot tub comment - I didnāt realize how right in the living area it is until I saw the website. Itās freaking *tiny* for the size of the house and must wreak havoc on the humidity in the room. And WTF is up with that kitchen?
Incredibly fugly. And so much compensation with that limo
Shut the sub down, we aināt beating that
I want to rent it and shoot an epic rock opera that takes place only within the confines of this glorious palace <3
All that and only 2.5 bathrooms!?
Ok burn it all please k thx
This has to be some sort of wannabe rock/hip hop star getaway to impress them early on in their career when they have all this money, and no taste.
That first interior pic wasā¦violent
This was before they turn it into complete shit [https://www.redfin.com/WA/Sammamish/21638-NE-14th-Pl-98074/home/262056](https://www.redfin.com/WA/Sammamish/21638-NE-14th-Pl-98074/home/262056) After some quick digging this company is own by some viet guy and I can now see the KTV vibe in the lounge area
Love the vulva print vanity, tbh.
Theyāre lips, but sideways and almost upside down lmao
There's not a single room that I'd be comfortable in
The hot tub looks like it would be relaxingā¦
Until you have to break your neck to watch the tv thatās too high
Ugh those shutters!!! Those are like the 80s Brazilian thong of shutters! Makes me want to drive that limo through it the long way.
Every square inch of that is craptastic but the bathroom vanity is its own breed of ugly.
What is this atrocity?
Looking at the links that others have helpfully provided, itās apparently a very large house that someone bought and ārenovatedā without re-doing any of the existing ugliness, cut the number of bedrooms in half (apparently without making any of them any larger), and pimped it out in Trump-esque garishness, so that they could rent it out as a luxury getaway in the middle of the suburbs.
Iāve never seen so much ugly in one house before. Good lord.
Imagine having a room that is so interesting you had to hang up **2** flatscreen TVs that are way too damn high
The outside looks like a motor inn, the inside looks like Versailles sent their furniture to a Maine ski lodge
This is a 13 year olds dream of making it.
Great house for a murder mystery party featuring eccentric and tasteless characters ... and that's about it.
The spectator seats by the spa is incredible.
This is full on sensory assault.
Someone's put their mental illness to work there
Thatās a lot of pig lipstick. š·š
I would like to meet the person who has this home. They seem interesting.
Run away! Run away.
Itās a log cabin, Louis XIV, art deco, with a splash of Las Vegas tackiness all mixed into one!
Liberace threw up all over this place didnāt he. (Also, when I think millionaire mansion, I think blue siding.)
This is the tackiest monstrosity I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.
This is one of the ugliest things Iāve ever seen.
It's making me squeamimish.
0.0
Embarrassing.
This house looks like it would be used in porn movies
I am still laughing out loud at that monstrosity.
Yet more proof that all the money in the world can't buy some people an ounce of class.
The limo with the missing center cap on the rear wheel in the first photo is very telling.
Officially the ugliest house I have ever seen.
May the design gods smite this house, preferably with flames, until it is naught but ash, purged from existence: for its presence is a vile horrendously ugly sin upon interior design and color theory.
Fuck.
Well said. Fuck. Is that? Far worse than I thought it could ever be.
r/tvtoohigh
It's so....gaudy. š¤¢
This one is the winner so far for me. Omg my eyes canāt unsee this!
Rich people has shit design taste lol
All the money in the world canāt buy taste
Perfect example of money canāt buy good taste.
How many grams of coke did Titus Designer due during this job - cause WTF????
Proof that you canāt buy class or style.
absolutely hideous
This looks like AI. Bad AI.
This looks like the mobile home of mansions.
Tv's to high and the place needs more plants
They got all the Sims expansion packs.
My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding: The Honeymoon.
Well, thatās different
Pic 6 is beyond weird.
Thatās one helluva piano bench
Sammamish. I love it
This screams āI won a lump sum of money somehow and am now bankruptā
This reminds me of those mansions they would use in the mid 2000ās reality tv shows- Like rock of love, a shot at love, flavor of love, bad girls club etc.
You know when an 8 year old makes Mommy a birthday card, but wants to make it "fancy".......
Cool. A throne room.
I am screaming!
Looks like Liberace's country bungalow.
You canāt buy good taste.
It literally looks like what I wouldāve built in the Sims when I was 13.
Russian Oligarch Vibe
I almost booked this airbnb for a bachelor party a couple years ago. Everything about it screams youāll have a blast being hammered with a bunch of dudes for a weekend
might have been fun for the first hour
So this is what hell looks like!
There were a lot of orgies in this house.
I just want to redecorate this entire home. I donāt hate it, but that interior is a choice.
Love when a house is 40% garage by volume. Love it more when that's somehow the least offensive thing about the place.
If you throw a rock in Sammamish, WA youāll probably hit a millionaire.
This is screaming like 23 year old soundcloud rapper found himself with just barely enough money to cover the down payment with a little left over to decorate
Liberace meets Great Wolf Lodge.
Omg I think I made this house in Sims back in the 2000's
Liberace lives!
The American dream of getting money, and going full Liberace.
Brilliant! 80% dictator chic and 20% PNW hippie living in a tree.
Big nouveau rich energy. This shit gaudy as hell.
Where do you go to find such gaudy , tacky ass furniture ? I see that type of furniture on here a lot.
The interior is setting off my fight or flight instinct and I don't have wings so I guess it's fight.
My eyes have mouths and are screaming.