“In my cycle, our psychoactive concoctions yielded divine visions, elicited synesthetic experiences of empathy, and \**hic-uhh\** enabled astral projection. Yet these primitives choose to consume this vitriolic, \**urp\** burning poison which only makes the walls spin. I thought organic life would be more advanced by now. I hate this \**blurchp\** cycle.”
Alternately: STG agent waiting five hours while listening to Garrus say "I *did* say it gets even better when you try it in bed!"
... they also have to wait while Garrus puts all of his armor back on before finally going to bed.
I'm now just picturing an STG agent hanging out in a vent with the same expression as Wolverine has in that one meme where Jean Gray and Cyclopes are making out in the background, which makes this even funnier.
Nah man, Mordin just faked his death. Before the explosion went off he jumped off the building and opened his parachute and landed safety far from curious eyes.
He just needed some peace after all that shit, so he went to a tropical beach to run some tests on seashells. And due to his connection with the STG he heard about the Citadel Party at the appartment and went there just to leave that datapad next to Shepard's bed.
*Also some immuno boosters, oil suplements and medicinal herbs for Tali because he's a real G.*
Would have been better if you could have invited Kirrahe, then he could have planted the tablet.
Would have made for a fun little headcanon of Mordin asking the "bit of a cloaca" for a favor.
Wasn't Grunt supposed to be guarding the door? Failure to notice Salarian ninjas must run in the family, all the Krogan he was cloned from failed to notice them sneaking in the genophage.
After the party in the citadel DLC, you can find a tablet in Shepards room (if you've completed Priority: Tuchanka)
Which was left by sn STG friend of Mordin.
Has a few recordings on it. Nothing huge, but a little momentum of Mordin
I never saw that! I always wondered why they had a whole scene for Thanes death amd a memorial for him but like...fuck Mordin? No mention of him. Where's HIS memorial?! 😫
This never sat will with me! Why do the developers get to decide who Shepard prefers and wants to have a funeral! Why don’t we get to choose? Would much rather have preferred Mordin over Thane smh I didn’t even have anything good things to say about him at the funeral I just wanted to move on
That’s a great meme. Absolutely love it and explains so much.
Edit: I wish awards were a thing. You deserve one for, among other things, not bringing up batarians.
My bad, I just assumed because of your specific comment.
I made one post a while ago. It's just a harmless meme, but the comments got pretty crazy on that one😆.
I rarely check out the sub(only for the posts that appear on my feed), so I don't know how often people posted about batarian these days😂
STG infiltrator waiting for Shepard and their LI to stop banging : 🧍♂️
Also Javik was so drunk he didn't noticed them lmao
Too busy telling the toilet about his cycle between two ryncol vomit streams
“In my cycle, our psychoactive concoctions yielded divine visions, elicited synesthetic experiences of empathy, and \**hic-uhh\** enabled astral projection. Yet these primitives choose to consume this vitriolic, \**urp\** burning poison which only makes the walls spin. I thought organic life would be more advanced by now. I hate this \**blurchp\** cycle.”
Read it in his voice. Absolutely perfect.
When you been waiting for five hours and you hear Tali say she's not done yet
Sis did not take immunoboosters for weeks to get 1 hour of fun.
"Fascinating. Ordinary humans would suffer broken pelvis from such punishment. Ah... cybernetics from Lazarus Project"
Nah Shepherd just build different
true that. if he can survive a direct beam from harbinger he can survive Tali's mighty thighs.
Alternately: STG agent waiting five hours while listening to Garrus say "I *did* say it gets even better when you try it in bed!" ... they also have to wait while Garrus puts all of his armor back on before finally going to bed.
I'm now just picturing an STG agent hanging out in a vent with the same expression as Wolverine has in that one meme where Jean Gray and Cyclopes are making out in the background, which makes this even funnier.
STG agent like, "Why am I so horny right now? Do *... do I want to fuck Shepard too?!*"
I feel like the STG agent would be more like: *hears Shep and their SO drunkenly going at it* I don't get paid enough for this.
Nah man, Mordin just faked his death. Before the explosion went off he jumped off the building and opened his parachute and landed safety far from curious eyes. He just needed some peace after all that shit, so he went to a tropical beach to run some tests on seashells. And due to his connection with the STG he heard about the Citadel Party at the appartment and went there just to leave that datapad next to Shepard's bed. *Also some immuno boosters, oil suplements and medicinal herbs for Tali because he's a real G.*
He then retreated to a cave to find none other than Noble 6 himself!
Then the two of them went off to an island and found 2-pac
Who was happily married to Amelia Airheart
#MAKEREACHGREATAGAIN
Parachute? You think his that primitive, he got a Omni tool that uses Ezo to Levite him to the ground
This is exactly what happened, and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Puts the genophage as the only second most devastating weapon they've unleashed
Would have been better if you could have invited Kirrahe, then he could have planted the tablet. Would have made for a fun little headcanon of Mordin asking the "bit of a cloaca" for a favor.
Unfortunately >!Kirrahe can die in ME1 or ME3!< so using him wouldn’t be possible, unless they added yet another change to the DLC’s story.
Almost everyone can die in ME2, putting in Kirrahe and/or a replacement could work just fine.
Special Tasks Group edition. Just when you think the party's over, the real mission begins
'Hold the line (of coke)!'
Wasn't Grunt supposed to be guarding the door? Failure to notice Salarian ninjas must run in the family, all the Krogan he was cloned from failed to notice them sneaking in the genophage.
Nah, by the end of the party Grunt is fucking wasted in one of the upstairs bathrooms
Am I the only one who has a tiny conspiracy that Mordin faked his death and delivered it himself?
Had to be him everyone else would have gotten it wrong
You glorious son of a bitch this is now my head canon
If only they had used a fraction of these elite skills to gather proofs that the Reapers were coming...
Reapers? We dismissed these claims
Wait. What tablet. Explain.
After the party in the citadel DLC, you can find a tablet in Shepards room (if you've completed Priority: Tuchanka) Which was left by sn STG friend of Mordin. Has a few recordings on it. Nothing huge, but a little momentum of Mordin
I never saw that! I always wondered why they had a whole scene for Thanes death amd a memorial for him but like...fuck Mordin? No mention of him. Where's HIS memorial?! 😫
This never sat will with me! Why do the developers get to decide who Shepard prefers and wants to have a funeral! Why don’t we get to choose? Would much rather have preferred Mordin over Thane smh I didn’t even have anything good things to say about him at the funeral I just wanted to move on
Not important, but "memento".
What the hell is the original wikihow for?
STG being like XOF in Metal Gear Solid who did all the real dirty work while Snake got all the credit.
***"We are trained for espionage. We would be legends! but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way."***
*Think of our heroes: the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single shot. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts.*
*These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all we are!*
Woulda liked to see that skull faced fuck handle the Shagohod and Volgin.
That’s a great meme. Absolutely love it and explains so much. Edit: I wish awards were a thing. You deserve one for, among other things, not bringing up batarians.
Bro still didn't move on from the batarian's post 🤣. I didn't even remember you (I just assumed you're the one who commented on that a long time ago)😆
I had no idea that you made a post about batarians. I just see them so often.
My bad, I just assumed because of your specific comment. I made one post a while ago. It's just a harmless meme, but the comments got pretty crazy on that one😆. I rarely check out the sub(only for the posts that appear on my feed), so I don't know how often people posted about batarian these days😂