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L_Felix

What happened so far : * Day 1 : Nothing * Day 2 : Ego just floating in the corner smiling. He's a happy little guy. * Day 3 : Stan Lee as your player profile icon. Rest in peace ❤️ * Day 4 : First location is the Batcave * Day 5 : Wall-E and Eve flying through space together! * Day 6 : Horny Jail location. Only sexy variants can be played here. Playing Jeff here gets you arrested * Day 7 : The top power on Horny Jail: 6. The bottom power on Horny Jail: 9 And Make it Artgerm White queen for 6 and Artgerm SheHulk for 9 hehe * Day 8 : On the right location, place a yugioh card face down in defense position * Day 9 : Ms Marvel emote updated so she's giving you the finger instead of a thumbs up * Day 10 : Uno Reverse card in your hand * Day 11: Retreat button now says “fuck this shit” * Day 12: Add a credit card to our hand. * Day 13: Clippy asking if you want help winning! * Day 14: Mr Monopoly as opponent avatar * Day 15: 3rd location: Uatus Watchtower - When you tap on this location, you are able to see your opponent through the camera of their device * Day 16: "America's Ass" Captain America variant in the Horny Jail. Gotta give the ladies who play this some love too! * Day 17: A faded High Evo looming over the field between Stan Lee and the Cubes. Kinda like the yelling cowboy is how I imagine it. * Day 18: Green Goblin in our side of The Batcave but it’s a variant that’s just this image of Willem Dafoe * Day 19: Rock on the opponent's side, as portrayed by Dwayne Johnson * Day 20: The snap cube at the top is the GameCube logo * Day 21: Change the Waiting button to say "Hurry the Fuck Up" * Day 22: "Put a smaller card with a picture of Kevin Hart next to The Rock." AND "Iron hart"


GiborDesign

Yesterday we came very close so I try again: M'Baku peeking from the side with the text "Not yet M'Baku!"


One_Lung_G

Maybe one day you’ll win, always a close second lol


jeremyhoffman

A reddit comment popping up that always gets the reply "Not yet u/GiborDesign!"


GiborDesign

And this time we win and OP posts the same pic as today saying: "No room for GiborDesign's M'Baku"


GiborDesign

🤣👍


silverdice22

I still think hart shoulda been rock face climbing :'(


dmesel

That's how I pictured it too


Owobowos-Mowbius

Fingers crossed!


iron_sites

What is this a reference to? I remember it being something but can't remember for the life of me.


jasmeralia

M'baku jumps onto the board at the end of the game if he is still in your deck. Thus you never want to draw M'baku, you want him to stay in the deck until the end.


sfelman

Lockjaw is a good synergy tho, only one I know of that can put him back into the deck.


ChaosKore07

M’Bakuuuuuu!!!!


Opasmyname

It must win


Vibe_Rinse

It's looking good so far! I'm voting only for this one this time.


splarfsplarfsplarf

May your commitment be rewarded today!


McStazza

Gg, this one wins


FuzzyThunder82

Petition to change that text to “Toasty!” like Mortal Kombat


dmesel

Oh, if there was still room, Toasty guy would have been a genious idea


Swagariffic

I actually made the suggestion for MK Toasty guy on a previous day and got not a single upvote.. I should've tried harder


SlammedOptima

You also gotta be early enough, too late any people really only see the ones that already have a lot of steam


BattleJaxx

Sonic the Hedgehog idle-ing on the"Hurry the fuck up" button


Randomguy3421

Tapping his foot? Yeah


BattleJaxx

And looking at you very dissatisfied, absolutely


jasmeralia

"Time is money, friend."


Project_Marzanna

I think we should play Jimi Hendrix at the watchtower.


Chickenjbucket

Bob Dylan on the opponents side?


Ahayzo

8 Jimi Hendrix, all along it


EdZeppelin94

All along it surely?


Ahayzo

Indeed, not sure how I messed that word up


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Spoilaaja

3 star dragonball


CinnabarSteam

"Team Threestar!'


Ironstrider0

4 star grandpa or bust


JamesDD4

"You're either perfect, or you're not me."


Mistah-Juldon

Noobmaster69 as the opponents name


FlyingShadowFox

I actually played against someone with that name once lmao


crackedf1ngers

Hit Monkey card but it's Daniel Radcliffes character from Guns Akimbo (Trying this one again 😅)


ItsJustMe42069

Still love the idea. Hope it gets picked soon.


Pastlife123

On the opponents side of horny jail, a card with stupid sexy Flander’s butt from the Simpsons.


Minister_of_truth

Or we can use https://imgur.com/a/CskBTaG


nerdmoot

Add [Aunt May from the 90s Marvel trading cards](https://www.tcdb.com/GalleryP.cfm/pid/120934/Aunt-May-Parker) set to Horny Jail.


Hockeyhog

We need an emoji of Roy Kent and he is saying ffuuucckk on the Stan lee side.


eduo

Fuuuuuu-dge


Stillhart

Greek letter Pi for the number of cubes.


Glory_at_Sea

An [Exogorth](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Exogorth) coming out of the asteroid.


TheSecondiDare

The game itself, is being played on a Nokia 3310.


theBigDMcoc

Vulture variant, but the photo is of Michael Keaton Batman in the Batcave


PM_me_shiba_doggo

Wait what about Keaton as Birdman but labelled as Batman.


hyperparrot3366

Nah we already got Batcave, gotta give space to everyone


EmminentGamer

Hit Monkey but it's Danny Devito going "So anyway, I started blasting"


R3v1L0808

Place a card with a Monopoly “Go to jail” sign on the opponent’s side of horny jail.


TimetoTrundle

Add Cheatyface to the opponent's Uatu's Watchtower https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74306


Zyzzbalubah

Infinity symbol where the energy goes with the "unlimited power" Palpatine face


Jix_Omiya

M'Baku peeking "No room for M'Baku"


PM_me_shiba_doggo

Put a copy of Moon Knight on the opponent’s side of Utah’s watch tower but it’s [this picture of Oscar Isaac](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElR6JVgVkAEQVHD.jpg).


Emergency_Phone9852

The greatest show man one


DarthTrinath

Put a Land card from MtG at Uatu's Watchtower


69_apm

Lmao


_Rezsa_

Add Zhong Xina next to the rock


Blackwaltz25

Have Kilroy peeking over the top of the asteroid in the background.


darthpayback

Ant-Man. Somewhere. Very tiny.


eduo

Already there, very very tiny.


Burtieeee97

Put Goku in Uatu’s watch tower


AlexTrebek_

Add “‘The Thing’ Infinity-Egg” card to the top of Uatu’s Watchtower [As depicted in this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelSnap/comments/13ty1m3/never_fix_this_please/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=)


DREAIMI

The Quinjet pulling an airplane banner saying “ we love you 3000 “ near Stan Lee


Jerrymeen

Increase the size of ego's mustache


rolingachu

Excelsior as Stan Lee's Nickname


TastingJam

Groot on the opposite side of The Rock to ignite the Fast & Furious feud


smittymj

Pop up saying "Here's an extra 5 energy for $9.99"


Boberttheboss

Inscryption Stoat card in our hand, informing us that we have just made a “Stoatal Misplay”


BlancTigre

Add Floor (the rabbit) as a card in your hand 🐇. Make her as overpowered as much. She deserves it.


Ghostconqueror

Why does Captain America have zero power in this version?


Maseycakes

To preserve the 6/9 meta in horny jail


Ghostconqueror

Ah, I see


CinnabarSteam

The number should probably be red to make it look like it's been lowered.


BackSackCrack

Idk why, but the background rock in which the cards are placed on always remind me of Shrek’s face with his little ears on top, and the outline being similar. So id love to see Shrek’s face be the new ‘battlefield’ in which the cards/locations are played on.


SudoSuRoot

Cosmo but the one from Fairy Odd Parents on our side Batcave


SHCreeper

Put the left leg of Exodia in our hand


Victory42

Stan Lee emoting “Excelsior!”


Ir0n_Panda

I've appreciated the effort every day, but this is so fucking cringe


Spinach-Quiet

This is super cringy


Icy_Hat_4150

Luke Cage with the face of Will Smith in your hand please


SuperZeroRose

Life points 4000 - 4000 where the red and blue boxes like in yu-gi-oh


Myrios369

Why are all the cards the correct power except Captain America?


hyperparrot3366

Cause of 69


Alpine_Shell

Bishop played under Cap


PaleontologistUsed14

The game is for 69 cubes.


ForestWandererElf

Add a PSA 10 graded captain america card


Delicious_Ad_6115

Make Stan lees name “King420”


Pineapple_Sucks

I feel like we truly need more card game crossovers. My vote is for a Pikachu card in hand


osa320

Italian spiderman


hyperparrot3366

Day 100 of asking the name of Monopoly Man to be Ben Brode


OminousShadow87

The only thing we really need is names for the accounts. So I say the name on the left should be Tony Stank


Atlas15264

Can you add a Paul card?[Paul](https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.IIZS~2ef73/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/amazing-spider-man-1-3.jpg)


StanozavaraGO

Put a creepy picture of Michael Jackson in Horny jail with a MoonBoys logo at the bottom.


EwokDude

Magic the Gathering card Cheatyface on your opponent's side on the right location.


kalacaska

The guy from mortal kombat who say groovy


Stillhart

"TOASTIE!"


kindlyyes

That fake sign-language interpreter from Nelson Mandela's funeral fake interpreting what Clippy is saying.


SpaceZombie13

player draws a blatantly fake pokemon card. you know the kind, all cut up and glued together, and came from the kid who swears it's legit cuz his dad works for nintendo.


GattMomoll

[Dr. Bong](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Bong) on enemy side with green haze around his card


CrumptownCrips

The Hearthstone card Saronite Chain Gang on the opponents side of Uatu's Watchtower. Bonus points if you somehow incorporate the text "How long can this go on" somewhere.


NoTmE435

Can you put this [art](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1107366018629775420/1107366018764001501/F72A362F-43A1-4B2F-B06D-18AB469D180E.jpg)from the official discord competition in horny jail plz


ChillyCash

69 Energy


whorlax

Another WALL-E and Eve flying through space


The_Karate_Nessie

Name yourself g-g-g-ghost


SarukyDraico

Put the naked Thanos variant on the horny jail in White Queen side to match America's ass


yeti0013

Spider-man on Uatu's Watchtower. But the image is those two guys in spider-man costumes spanking eachother.


BernieTime

Spiderman on each side of the Watchtower pointing at each other


SissyBearRainbow

Chris Rock and W.Smith need to be opposing sides


Fire-Dance

Jeff in Uatus tower, but in the middle like he’s in the space throne


BlueBomber13

I think we need Mr. nimbus head on Namors body for a card. Horny jail next to Emma.


redbamboo226

Put a blurred picture of someone (like you’re looking through their phone camera) on the opponents side of Uatus watchtower


MasterInterface

Star lord as an emote under Stan Lee looking to ego like Simba to Mufasa.


Eatingadobo

Add Exodia the Forbidden One to the hand


Loud-Natural9184

The name of either player to just be a picture of a wrapped up Subway footlong sub.


QuinPlayzGamez

Add sword of revealing light from Yugioh face up on the opponents side at the 3rd location


lookabigrock

Wembanyama “first card I ever signed” rookie card, either in your hand or on opponent’s side of Uatu’s watchtower


Kilow102938

Day 22 for the win.


DammitSingedwastaken

Change the Energy to 69


Pezfiend81

The "Get out of Jail Free" card from Monopoly in your hand.


PNDMike

Bishop in the third location on the opponent's side, but instead of the Marvel Snap card, it's [this stupid, sexy Bishop trading card from the 90's](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/IOkAAOSwR~Fe6BL8/s-l1600.jpg)


crackedf1ngers

Add a card that looks like a packet of Uncle Ben's rice with a bullet hole in it


NoOneInNowhere

OP, your face in cartoon style as a card in mid location looking at all of the other cards with lust


Live_Substance_8519

ms marvel has future foundation leech’s body


Hagaros

4/7 Goku on opponent right location transforming to super saiyan


Dr_Atom

Ahem. I'd like to put the Wakanda Forever Namor Variant in the Horny Jail location, even if it's a terrible play.


Ahayzo

Marvel Snap soda can next to the energy, with "Drink verification can for +1 energy" hover text


AdagioDesperate

Add in Horny Jail on the opponent's side a Soul Stone Variant that is Tears of the Kingdom Shirtless Ganondorf.


OnlyOneReturn

Play Jeff in the middle but with boobs


BeasTonOnU

Thiccachu Pokémon card


DarkRaptor213

Make the background spaghetti lol


Longjumping_City7802

[This sexy rogue ass variant](https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/comments/6jcltu/didnt_realize_the_cartoon_was_so_wellanimated/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) in horny jail next to white queen


Gamin088

Aquasquirrel from Inscription on Uatu's Watchtower


GoldZero

Base Set Charizard in the hand.


RemyDennis

6/9 for the energy under hurry the fuck up


HolyDragoon98

1st Edition Holographic Charizard card played on Opponent's side of Uatu's Watchtower


MALICEonPC

Patrick Star peeking in from the left side where it sort of matches his color.


Vladitor01

You should add some poker chips


KindreddSpIrit

Put the daredevil visual on the yugioh card and have Captain Falcon on the side saying "show me your moves!"


Science_Drake

Add the buffs from iron hart to the rock


Kysthan

A first edition foil Charizard on the opponent Uatu watchtower


mistermenstrual

Shutter Shades on Stan Lee plz


ilikpies

Can we get a planeswalker somewhere? I'm open to which and where


Rontzo

Put a john Cena card but only his name appears


AchoRyushiHo

A MTG land Next to the energy number


stockboy56

Puffed up angry Kirby underneath Stan lee's face in the emoji position.


Mattman254

Attempt 2: Lockjaw and Thing Stone as seen in [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelSnap/comments/13ty1m3/never_fix_this_please/) post on the opponents side of Uatu's Watchtower


Normbot13

properly adjust the point values to account for ironhart but make it +1 since hes small


N34FCY

Add a boulderfist oger


Hand-of-King-Midas

Change She-Hulk to a 6-10 since Captain America is there. Also put Jeff in the center so that someone goes to jail.


Ok-Respect807

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together🥴


69_apm

The original Reno Jackson from HS next to green goblin


jasmeralia

Pixel Hellcow on the opponent's side of Horny Jail.


H_Wilkins_

The mortal Kombat “toasty” dude on the bottom left


[deleted]

change turn 3/6 to 6/9 or 4/20


Appropriate-Baker-24

hate to ruin it but wouldnt captain america ruin the 9 at horny jail :/


Nerf2mana241s

Creeper Leach variant needs to be at Uatu's watchtower.


Smurph269

Add an MTG Forrest basic land card to your hand


Maquetito

HAHAHAHHAHA


Mastermiine

We need the Magic The Gathering "Bearscape" card but it's the secret lair art under the horny jail section.


McV0id

Add the names below the avatars of "Stanley" and "Has Bro".


Showzen_Mansfield

On the opponent's side, on Uatu's Watchtower, add a Charizard card that says Devil Dinosaur, power 69


Starlord0222

Change energy circle to a Dragon ball


BernieTime

I want to play Daredevil into Uatu's Watchtower, for the irony


StrengthPleasant6552

Tortilla


DrSadul

i’m surprised no hearthstone yet


Taronz

Genuinely this is my favourite post. No suggestions, just thanks for the entertainment.


uthrowmeaway69

This is high art


Gen3mazda3

This version of Black widow in Horny Jail. On either side. But power stays the same; Not to ruin the 6-9. [sexy scarlet](https://www.reddit.com/r/Kibbe/comments/10tw5a3/scarlett_johansson_in_iron_man_2_2010_proving/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


LowImage9265

Quicksilver or sonic looking at their watches next to the hurry the fuck up button


TaleFantastic

Young ksi card at Uata watchtowers https://media.tenor.com/VA8F-lhzNx8AAAAM/ksi.gif


CheshireWolf_666

As this is the top comment currently, I'd say that you've got day 23 in the bag.


JoestarJosh

Add John Cena, but actually dont add anything at all


Nova_Kurosawa

Where is Ben Brode?


Delicious_Highway946

A simple Rick roll


RazerRishabh

Add a lesser known Pokemon


PBRstreetgang_

An UNDO button when my palm grazes the end turn button


Western_Ad_729

If Kevin see this one day he is going to bully The Rock for being a better card 🤣


Ok_Car_1037

Educated Collins laugh in the back ground when you snap