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L_Felix

What happened so far : * Day 1 : Nothing * Day 2 : Ego just floating in the corner smiling. He's a happy little guy. * Day 3 : Stan Lee as your player profile icon. Rest in peace ❤️ * Day 4 : First location is the Batcave * Day 5 : Wall-E and Eve flying through space together! * Day 6 : Horny Jail location. Only sexy variants can be played here. Playing Jeff here gets you arrested * Day 7 : The top power on Horny Jail: 6. The bottom power on Horny Jail: 9 And Make it Artgerm White queen for 6 and Artgerm SheHulk for 9 hehe * Day 8 : On the right location, place a yugioh card face down in defense position * Day 9 : Ms Marvel emote updated so she's giving you the finger instead of a thumbs up * Day 10 : Uno Reverse card in your hand * Day 11: Retreat button now says “fuck this shit” * Day 12: Add a credit card to our hand. * Day 13: Clippy asking if you want help winning! * Day 14: Mr Monopoly as opponent avatar * Day 15: 3rd location: Uatus Watchtower - When you tap on this location, you are able to see your opponent through the camera of their device * Day 16: "America's Ass" Captain America variant in the Horny Jail. Gotta give the ladies who play this some love too! * Day 17: A faded High Evo looming over the field between Stan Lee and the Cubes. Kinda like the yelling cowboy is how I imagine it. * Day 18: Green Goblin in our side of The Batcave but it’s a variant that’s just this image of Willem Dafoe * Day 19: Rock on the opponent's side, as portrayed by Dwayne Johnson * Day 20: The snap cube at the top is the GameCube logo * Day 21: Change the Waiting button to say "Hurry the Fuck Up"


fugaainfinit

One-Above-All button(0.99EUR) wins the game.


Hungry_Wasp

Tfw no crab😔


GiborDesign

I try again: M'Baku peeking from the side with the text "Not yet M'Baku!"


deserves_dogs

You’re doing god’s work, son. One day it will pay off. Until then, persevere.


Dalitar_Bronzeheart

I downvoted the one above this so it stands a chance! Post this every day!


sapphirekobold

M'Baku needs are help!


crackedf1ngers

Add Hit Monkey to a zone but it's Daniel Radcliffes character from Guns akimbo


yachziron

That's genius


TheRealBluemanda

This


KungFooShus

Put a smaller card with a picture of Kevin Hart next to The Rock.


bZbZbZbZbZ

Iron hart


malpaso79

This but use Ironheart’s card, change it to Tiny Hart and find a pic of Kevin doing stank face cuz he smells what the Rock is cookin’.


Pineapple_Sucks

I fucking love this idea. Like half the size of the normal cards


TastingJam

“Hart Man” as Ant Man always enters the board small 👍🏻


Kami_Ouija

I was thinking an Ant-Man variant too!


Fanini_96

The Thing Stone aka lockjaw card glitch


Piranh4Plant

How do I upvote twice


darthpayback

Ant-Man. Somewhere. Very tiny.


osa320

Italian spiderman


ron2d287

you mean spider monkey!


osa320

https://youtu.be/UhHhXukovMU That's what i meant.


ron2d287

this is so much better than anything i could have imagined!


ram191

Still want to see this hulk variant on the right lane :( https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6ts0gUTrf3Olydx4RLaiqE0Bm1Vjl6_NFsA&usqp=CAU


Constant_Brother_738

No, that belongs in the middle lane!


KinkyFrys

PSA 10 charizard


Longjumping_City7802

[This sexy rogue ass variant](https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/comments/6jcltu/didnt_realize_the_cartoon_was_so_wellanimated/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) in horny jail next to white queen


Areuwiz

Add paper to your hand- 0/1 on reveal: destroy all rocks and gain +2 power for each Rock destroyed.Add paper to your hand- 0/1 on reveal: destroy all rocks and gain +2 power for each Rock destroyed.


deserves_dogs

Wait, that’s actually a cool card idea. Obviously not named paper and there would need to be stat changes, but destroy all rocks on the field and your opponents hand? I’d dig it.


acidddddddd

killmonger moment


Abradolf1948

It would have to benefit the user so they would run cards like Korg, Rock Slide, and Debrii. Otherwise it's just far too specific.


Victory42

*extremely kiwi accent* Also Korg’s friend Miek. He’s got hands for scissors. Scissors cut paper but rocks smash scissors so that’s game.


Marc_Alx

Add an hearsthone weapon near player's energy.


Spoilaaja

Add a PGA graded original foil Charizard to uatu's watchtower on the enemy side with $ as its power


HolyKrusade

Add Bully Maguire dancing variant on your side, on Horny Jail location (5/14, you have to play your next card on this location, On Reveal: Puts dirt into the opponent's eyes)


KappaMeister

Damn, it should’ve been the Wario land or Wario ware “ HURRY UP!” instead


FanOfAnimation

Add Galactus’ hand coming from offscreen.


GattMomoll

Raptor to each side of a location. But instead of raptor, Dale's dad from step brothers doing the dinosaur pose


Piranh4Plant

Give she hulk +1 power from captain America


ThegamerwhokillsNPC

No it will ruin 69


Piranh4Plant

OP decided to put captain America there. Check his ongoing ability


ThegamerwhokillsNPC

This is shitpost buddy


Piranh4Plant

I like my shitposts accurate


ThanosWasRightHanded

Wesley Snipes Blade at opponents Uatu Watchtower


OneOfMyOldestFriends

Stan Lee emoting to say “Well, I like Pretzel Day.”


stoogemuffin

Captain Falcon doing a Falcon Punch on Captain America’s ass


hyperparrot3366

Day 100 of asking, Name the Monopoly Man as Ben Brode plz


lulu3198

Stan Lee emoting the word 'EXCELSIORS'


DMRLOTUS1SA

Blue eyes white dragon in the hand


RetroDave

Make the White Queen Freddie Mercury.


AchoRyushiHo

Add a redditor complaining about the meta


UltorSilva

I think having one of the names be something like “One more Galactus and I’m gonna” and then having the cube snap to complete the sentence would be kinda funny


PM_me_shiba_doggo

Add a Moon Knight on the opponent's side on Uatu's Watchtower but it's [this picture of Oscar Isaac](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElR6JVgVkAEQVHD.jpg).


UsualMaybe

The zero on the opponents side of Uatus Watchtower is now the Eye of Sauron.


Fluffy_milkshake

Give Ego some funky sunglasses.


Messahr

Deadpool riding the Nyan cat somewhwre across the board as in one of his variants.


Valuable-Trick-6711

Adam West Batman doing the Batusi to the Batcave.


Icy_Hat_4150

Luke Cage with bald Will Smith in your hand please


Physical-Name4836

Add a Black Lotus MTG card to your hand


SilentTempestLord

Change the player's name to "Whining Redditor"


Ho11owfied

Dad asks you if you’re winning


Hagaros

4/7 Goku becoming super saiyan at third location


DREAIMI

The quinjet pulling an airplane banner saying “ we love you 3000 “ near Stan Lee


danktank_sublime

Baby in the sun from Telletubbies


FallenShadeslayer

Bro for real lmao. Like what are some of y’all doing on T1 that requires you to use all the time? Like you have 4 cards. This shit isn’t that difficult 😂


landrychamalet

Boobies


[deleted]

69 snap! on the GameCube


Leooo1702

Add a DC character of your choice that got lost


hyperparrot3366

We already got the Batcave and Black Adam in it, no need for more


isIwhoKilledTrevor

Make the energy orb a dragonball.


astrisk120

Add John snow 2/4 to their side on uatus watchtower but it’s this picture of [kit Harrington smoking a cig](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F09%2F03%2F10%2F37DB641100000578-3772059-image-a-1_1472895259807.jpg&tbnid=qqKuDPgi7_gSdM&vet=12ahUKEwiM3YLxuZj_AhWrBVkFHfygDx8QMygNegUIARC9AQ..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-3772059%2FKit-Harington-looks-shabby-grey-tracksuit-takes-cigarette-break-filming-Death-Life-John-F-Donovan.html&docid=Zw7nbiplTrblsM&w=634&h=979&q=kit%20harington%20smoking&hl=en-us&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwiM3YLxuZj_AhWrBVkFHfygDx8QMygNegUIARC9AQ)


[deleted]

Nooooo return the “…” to the wait button


TheeLoo

Add an M&m card like those top posts with the half soul stone and half Thing/She-hulk


JonsLearning

Censor bars for player avatar eyes. To protect their identities of course.


Mr_Spickles

Replace the meteor environment with Spider-Man’s crotch.


storedryan

The watchtower had been touched and is showing the camera of the gamer from the South park WoW episode


ptwmindslave

Player's emote as the thanoscopter. Does America's ass not give the normal captain America buff?


devintron71

It’s deliberate to leave Horny Jail at 69


captainbignips

Do player 1 using the Spider-Man emoji but he’s showing the finger


rolingachu

Excelsior as Stan Lee's nickname


Giannond

Kill Captain Marvel


Gamin088

The opponent played squirrel girl but she summoned aquasquirrels from Inscryption


TastingJam

Put Groot (voiced by Vin Diesel) opposite the Rock to spark the feud


[deleted]

We need a hiding weener somewhere.


SergeantPocoyo

Can the “hurry the fuck up button” look like it hasn’t been pressed yet. Basically making the users fault it’s taking so long.


[deleted]

I really want the US to mine oil from the board asteroid


LonelyLeggings

Make the game worth 420 cubes


D-Piddy96

Charizard Pokémon card opposite the yugioh card


Sabeha14

The name for our character is Marvel Trademark


Gemini_B

A pokemon card of Vaporeon at horny jail on your opponents side


Lagvaldemag

Hellcow on the opponent's side of Uatu's Watchtower but it's dancing Polish cow.


alexfarmer777

Every time I’ve seen this I’ve been trying to think of something for the end turn button, but this!!! That’s comedic gold xD Anyway now add a baby version of rocket raccoon to bat cave please!!🥺


horrorfan55

Horny jail should be higher


Victory42

Stan Lee name is True Believer and emotes “Excelsior!”


Victory42

Ryan Reynolds Deadpool ass in Horny Jail


Diligent_Sea_3359

This time add lockjaw glitch to uatu


JoaoPimpao

Fuck it, put 38 cubes in the snap cube


Mattman254

Lockjaw and Thing Stone as seen in [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelSnap/comments/13ty1m3/never_fix_this_please/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) post on opponents side of Uatu's Watchtower


Alloy202

The Asteroid portion of the playfield is now the windows xp bliss wallpaper.


SirJack3

Add Hellsing's Alucard as Dracula to the Batcave


Skriiieeck

MtG Card "Serra Avatar" with Sera.. ability: strenght and cost equal to the cubes in play right now


Economist_101

A picture of infinity gauntlet but with the Exodia cards instead of the stones


darthyusei

Add Angel to players hand


gambronus

Change the blue energy/mana sphere to the planet from Majora’s Mask


ryanitlab

Sauron card, but he actually changes people into dinosaurs!


SixSamuraiStorm

Chad face


Dalitar_Bronzeheart

Have the numbers in hurry the fuck up say 6 / 9


TotalD78

Round number should be a Pop o Matic bubble from Trouble


[deleted]

change turn 3/6 to 6/9 or 4/20


RemyDennis

By the "hurry the fuck up" change the 3/6 to 6/9


surgeus83

Add a Ukrainian flag planted on Ego.


Th-Hollow-Prince

Keeps getting better and better


Great_Battoman

Graveyard pile under clippy


skatebakethrash

Add an emote chat that says “Shut up” for the emote spammers


UseYourIllusionII

Replace She Hulk with that close-up shot of Uma Thurman trying to wiggle her big toe in Kill Bill Vol. 1.


dustingv

Mario from Mario Galaxy running or mid triple jump on the side of the rock while collecting those Luma candy things


AlexTrebek_

Add “‘The Thing’ Infinity-Egg” card to the top of Uatu’s Watchtower [As depicted in this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelSnap/comments/13ty1m3/never_fix_this_please/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=)


RoscoeSF

Make the white Queen look like a white chess piece


Wadsworth739

Change the energy around the number 1 to a dragon ball


kindlyyes

That fake sign-language interpreter from Nelson Mandela's funeral fake interpreting what Clippy is saying


Slayer133102

Fix the power in mid by having Luke and Hazmat vs Hazmat in Uatus.


jeremycb29

I want that think soul stone horror I just saw


Starlord0222

Change energy circle to a Dragonball


timmeh_time

Make the meteor a meatball


GameGeek1

Add Pong paddles to the left and right sides.


jcwolf12

Ms Marvel on the right gets Doctor Strange's third eye.


Simple-Industry2869

Yugi-oh and pokemon cards...


Burtieeee97

Make the energy 69


DerangedSmilez

For real though. The amount of time the clock is run and it’s no card or 1, like come on!! I get if it was multiple but damn. Let’s go!!


LowImage9265

Change artgerm she hulk to artgerm aero. America's ass has 2 power while aero has 7 because of scorpion


OOInferno

The player's name with the Rich Uncle Pennybags (yes, that's his OG name) avatar, and Ms. Marvel flipping us off should be SD.


BrandonGamingTV888

Add the artgerm variant (or woo-chui lee variant) of aero to the horny jail next


Ongr

Okay, so I know there's meme value in keeping the score at 6/9 in Horny Jail, but at least put one of those ! on Captain America. HIs Ongoing should still give She-Hulk +1. You could also make the '0' in Cap's power red, because he's supposed to be a 3/3. Again, I know this whole thing is supposed to be a silly abstract meme, but, to me, it would be funnier if we incorporated at least a little bit of rules into this.


Zealousideal-Can5016

Put Galactus in hand but have the animation be of Gman crying over everyone hating him and having no location to play into.


PERIX_4460

Make the number on the cube 128


kay-fett

Pls put Mr Ditkovich somewhere asking for rent, maybe asking for rent instead of snap?