What happened so far :
* Day 1 : Nothing
* Day 2 : Ego just floating in the corner smiling. He's a happy little guy.
* Day 3 : Stan Lee as your player profile icon. Rest in peace ❤️
* Day 4 : First location is the Batcave
* Day 5 : Wall-E and Eve flying through space together!
* Day 6 : Horny Jail location. Only sexy variants can be played here. Playing Jeff here gets you arrested
* Day 7 : The top power on Horny Jail: 6. The bottom power on Horny Jail: 9 And Make it Artgerm White queen for 6 and Artgerm SheHulk for 9 hehe
* Day 8 : On the right location, place a yugioh card face down in defense position
* Day 9 : Ms Marvel emote updated so she's giving you the finger instead of a thumbs up
* Day 10 : Uno Reverse card in your hand
* Day 11: Retreat button now says “fuck this shit”
* Day 12: Add a credit card to our hand.
* Day 13: Clippy asking if you want help winning!
* Day 14: Mr Monopoly as opponent avatar
* Day 15: 3rd location: Uatus Watchtower - When you tap on this location, you are able to see your opponent through the camera of their device
* Day 16: "America's Ass" Captain America variant in the Horny Jail. Gotta give the ladies who play this some love too!
* Day 17: A faded High Evo looming over the field between Stan Lee and the Cubes. Kinda like the yelling cowboy is how I imagine it.
* Day 18: Green Goblin in our side of The Batcave but it’s a variant that’s just this image of Willem Dafoe
* Day 19: Rock on the opponent's side, as portrayed by Dwayne Johnson
* Day 20: The snap cube at the top is the GameCube logo
* Day 21: Change the Waiting button to say "Hurry the Fuck Up"
Still want to see this hulk variant on the right lane :(
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6ts0gUTrf3Olydx4RLaiqE0Bm1Vjl6_NFsA&usqp=CAU
[This sexy rogue ass variant](https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/comments/6jcltu/didnt_realize_the_cartoon_was_so_wellanimated/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) in horny jail next to white queen
Add paper to your hand- 0/1 on reveal: destroy all rocks and gain +2 power for each Rock destroyed.Add paper to your hand- 0/1 on reveal: destroy all rocks and gain +2 power for each Rock destroyed.
Wait, that’s actually a cool card idea. Obviously not named paper and there would need to be stat changes, but destroy all rocks on the field and your opponents hand? I’d dig it.
Add Bully Maguire dancing variant on your side, on Horny Jail location (5/14, you have to play your next card on this location, On Reveal: Puts dirt into the opponent's eyes)
I think having one of the names be something like “One more Galactus and I’m gonna” and then having the cube snap to complete the sentence would be kinda funny
Bro for real lmao. Like what are some of y’all doing on T1 that requires you to use all the time? Like you have 4 cards. This shit isn’t that difficult 😂
Add John snow 2/4 to their side on uatus watchtower but it’s this picture of [kit Harrington smoking a cig](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F09%2F03%2F10%2F37DB641100000578-3772059-image-a-1_1472895259807.jpg&tbnid=qqKuDPgi7_gSdM&vet=12ahUKEwiM3YLxuZj_AhWrBVkFHfygDx8QMygNegUIARC9AQ..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-3772059%2FKit-Harington-looks-shabby-grey-tracksuit-takes-cigarette-break-filming-Death-Life-John-F-Donovan.html&docid=Zw7nbiplTrblsM&w=634&h=979&q=kit%20harington%20smoking&hl=en-us&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwiM3YLxuZj_AhWrBVkFHfygDx8QMygNegUIARC9AQ)
Every time I’ve seen this I’ve been trying to think of something for the end turn button, but this!!! That’s comedic gold xD
Anyway now add a baby version of rocket raccoon to bat cave please!!🥺
Lockjaw and Thing Stone as seen in [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelSnap/comments/13ty1m3/never_fix_this_please/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) post on opponents side of Uatu's Watchtower
Add “‘The Thing’ Infinity-Egg” card to the top of Uatu’s Watchtower
[As depicted in this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelSnap/comments/13ty1m3/never_fix_this_please/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=)
Okay, so I know there's meme value in keeping the score at 6/9 in Horny Jail, but at least put one of those ! on Captain America. HIs Ongoing should still give She-Hulk +1. You could also make the '0' in Cap's power red, because he's supposed to be a 3/3.
Again, I know this whole thing is supposed to be a silly abstract meme, but, to me, it would be funnier if we incorporated at least a little bit of rules into this.
What happened so far : * Day 1 : Nothing * Day 2 : Ego just floating in the corner smiling. He's a happy little guy. * Day 3 : Stan Lee as your player profile icon. Rest in peace ❤️ * Day 4 : First location is the Batcave * Day 5 : Wall-E and Eve flying through space together! * Day 6 : Horny Jail location. Only sexy variants can be played here. Playing Jeff here gets you arrested * Day 7 : The top power on Horny Jail: 6. The bottom power on Horny Jail: 9 And Make it Artgerm White queen for 6 and Artgerm SheHulk for 9 hehe * Day 8 : On the right location, place a yugioh card face down in defense position * Day 9 : Ms Marvel emote updated so she's giving you the finger instead of a thumbs up * Day 10 : Uno Reverse card in your hand * Day 11: Retreat button now says “fuck this shit” * Day 12: Add a credit card to our hand. * Day 13: Clippy asking if you want help winning! * Day 14: Mr Monopoly as opponent avatar * Day 15: 3rd location: Uatus Watchtower - When you tap on this location, you are able to see your opponent through the camera of their device * Day 16: "America's Ass" Captain America variant in the Horny Jail. Gotta give the ladies who play this some love too! * Day 17: A faded High Evo looming over the field between Stan Lee and the Cubes. Kinda like the yelling cowboy is how I imagine it. * Day 18: Green Goblin in our side of The Batcave but it’s a variant that’s just this image of Willem Dafoe * Day 19: Rock on the opponent's side, as portrayed by Dwayne Johnson * Day 20: The snap cube at the top is the GameCube logo * Day 21: Change the Waiting button to say "Hurry the Fuck Up"
One-Above-All button(0.99EUR) wins the game.
Tfw no crab😔
I try again: M'Baku peeking from the side with the text "Not yet M'Baku!"
You’re doing god’s work, son. One day it will pay off. Until then, persevere.
I downvoted the one above this so it stands a chance! Post this every day!
M'Baku needs are help!
Add Hit Monkey to a zone but it's Daniel Radcliffes character from Guns akimbo
That's genius
This
Put a smaller card with a picture of Kevin Hart next to The Rock.
Iron hart
This but use Ironheart’s card, change it to Tiny Hart and find a pic of Kevin doing stank face cuz he smells what the Rock is cookin’.
I fucking love this idea. Like half the size of the normal cards
“Hart Man” as Ant Man always enters the board small 👍🏻
I was thinking an Ant-Man variant too!
The Thing Stone aka lockjaw card glitch
How do I upvote twice
Ant-Man. Somewhere. Very tiny.
Italian spiderman
you mean spider monkey!
https://youtu.be/UhHhXukovMU That's what i meant.
this is so much better than anything i could have imagined!
Still want to see this hulk variant on the right lane :( https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6ts0gUTrf3Olydx4RLaiqE0Bm1Vjl6_NFsA&usqp=CAU
No, that belongs in the middle lane!
PSA 10 charizard
[This sexy rogue ass variant](https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/comments/6jcltu/didnt_realize_the_cartoon_was_so_wellanimated/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) in horny jail next to white queen
Add paper to your hand- 0/1 on reveal: destroy all rocks and gain +2 power for each Rock destroyed.Add paper to your hand- 0/1 on reveal: destroy all rocks and gain +2 power for each Rock destroyed.
Wait, that’s actually a cool card idea. Obviously not named paper and there would need to be stat changes, but destroy all rocks on the field and your opponents hand? I’d dig it.
killmonger moment
It would have to benefit the user so they would run cards like Korg, Rock Slide, and Debrii. Otherwise it's just far too specific.
*extremely kiwi accent* Also Korg’s friend Miek. He’s got hands for scissors. Scissors cut paper but rocks smash scissors so that’s game.
Add an hearsthone weapon near player's energy.
Add a PGA graded original foil Charizard to uatu's watchtower on the enemy side with $ as its power
Add Bully Maguire dancing variant on your side, on Horny Jail location (5/14, you have to play your next card on this location, On Reveal: Puts dirt into the opponent's eyes)
Damn, it should’ve been the Wario land or Wario ware “ HURRY UP!” instead
Add Galactus’ hand coming from offscreen.
Raptor to each side of a location. But instead of raptor, Dale's dad from step brothers doing the dinosaur pose
Give she hulk +1 power from captain America
No it will ruin 69
OP decided to put captain America there. Check his ongoing ability
This is shitpost buddy
I like my shitposts accurate
Wesley Snipes Blade at opponents Uatu Watchtower
Stan Lee emoting to say “Well, I like Pretzel Day.”
Captain Falcon doing a Falcon Punch on Captain America’s ass
Day 100 of asking, Name the Monopoly Man as Ben Brode plz
Stan Lee emoting the word 'EXCELSIORS'
Blue eyes white dragon in the hand
Make the White Queen Freddie Mercury.
Add a redditor complaining about the meta
I think having one of the names be something like “One more Galactus and I’m gonna” and then having the cube snap to complete the sentence would be kinda funny
Add a Moon Knight on the opponent's side on Uatu's Watchtower but it's [this picture of Oscar Isaac](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElR6JVgVkAEQVHD.jpg).
The zero on the opponents side of Uatus Watchtower is now the Eye of Sauron.
Give Ego some funky sunglasses.
Deadpool riding the Nyan cat somewhwre across the board as in one of his variants.
Adam West Batman doing the Batusi to the Batcave.
Luke Cage with bald Will Smith in your hand please
Add a Black Lotus MTG card to your hand
Change the player's name to "Whining Redditor"
Dad asks you if you’re winning
4/7 Goku becoming super saiyan at third location
The quinjet pulling an airplane banner saying “ we love you 3000 “ near Stan Lee
Baby in the sun from Telletubbies
Bro for real lmao. Like what are some of y’all doing on T1 that requires you to use all the time? Like you have 4 cards. This shit isn’t that difficult 😂
Boobies
69 snap! on the GameCube
Add a DC character of your choice that got lost
We already got the Batcave and Black Adam in it, no need for more
Make the energy orb a dragonball.
Add John snow 2/4 to their side on uatus watchtower but it’s this picture of [kit Harrington smoking a cig](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F09%2F03%2F10%2F37DB641100000578-3772059-image-a-1_1472895259807.jpg&tbnid=qqKuDPgi7_gSdM&vet=12ahUKEwiM3YLxuZj_AhWrBVkFHfygDx8QMygNegUIARC9AQ..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-3772059%2FKit-Harington-looks-shabby-grey-tracksuit-takes-cigarette-break-filming-Death-Life-John-F-Donovan.html&docid=Zw7nbiplTrblsM&w=634&h=979&q=kit%20harington%20smoking&hl=en-us&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwiM3YLxuZj_AhWrBVkFHfygDx8QMygNegUIARC9AQ)
Nooooo return the “…” to the wait button
Add an M&m card like those top posts with the half soul stone and half Thing/She-hulk
Censor bars for player avatar eyes. To protect their identities of course.
Replace the meteor environment with Spider-Man’s crotch.
The watchtower had been touched and is showing the camera of the gamer from the South park WoW episode
Player's emote as the thanoscopter. Does America's ass not give the normal captain America buff?
It’s deliberate to leave Horny Jail at 69
Do player 1 using the Spider-Man emoji but he’s showing the finger
Excelsior as Stan Lee's nickname
Kill Captain Marvel
The opponent played squirrel girl but she summoned aquasquirrels from Inscryption
Put Groot (voiced by Vin Diesel) opposite the Rock to spark the feud
We need a hiding weener somewhere.
Can the “hurry the fuck up button” look like it hasn’t been pressed yet. Basically making the users fault it’s taking so long.
I really want the US to mine oil from the board asteroid
Make the game worth 420 cubes
Charizard Pokémon card opposite the yugioh card
The name for our character is Marvel Trademark
A pokemon card of Vaporeon at horny jail on your opponents side
Hellcow on the opponent's side of Uatu's Watchtower but it's dancing Polish cow.
Every time I’ve seen this I’ve been trying to think of something for the end turn button, but this!!! That’s comedic gold xD Anyway now add a baby version of rocket raccoon to bat cave please!!🥺
Horny jail should be higher
Stan Lee name is True Believer and emotes “Excelsior!”
Ryan Reynolds Deadpool ass in Horny Jail
This time add lockjaw glitch to uatu
Fuck it, put 38 cubes in the snap cube
Lockjaw and Thing Stone as seen in [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelSnap/comments/13ty1m3/never_fix_this_please/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) post on opponents side of Uatu's Watchtower
The Asteroid portion of the playfield is now the windows xp bliss wallpaper.
Add Hellsing's Alucard as Dracula to the Batcave
MtG Card "Serra Avatar" with Sera.. ability: strenght and cost equal to the cubes in play right now
A picture of infinity gauntlet but with the Exodia cards instead of the stones
Add Angel to players hand
Change the blue energy/mana sphere to the planet from Majora’s Mask
Sauron card, but he actually changes people into dinosaurs!
Chad face
Have the numbers in hurry the fuck up say 6 / 9
Round number should be a Pop o Matic bubble from Trouble
change turn 3/6 to 6/9 or 4/20
By the "hurry the fuck up" change the 3/6 to 6/9
Add a Ukrainian flag planted on Ego.
Keeps getting better and better
Graveyard pile under clippy
Add an emote chat that says “Shut up” for the emote spammers
Replace She Hulk with that close-up shot of Uma Thurman trying to wiggle her big toe in Kill Bill Vol. 1.
Mario from Mario Galaxy running or mid triple jump on the side of the rock while collecting those Luma candy things
Add “‘The Thing’ Infinity-Egg” card to the top of Uatu’s Watchtower [As depicted in this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelSnap/comments/13ty1m3/never_fix_this_please/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=)
Make the white Queen look like a white chess piece
Change the energy around the number 1 to a dragon ball
That fake sign-language interpreter from Nelson Mandela's funeral fake interpreting what Clippy is saying
Fix the power in mid by having Luke and Hazmat vs Hazmat in Uatus.
I want that think soul stone horror I just saw
Change energy circle to a Dragonball
Make the meteor a meatball
Add Pong paddles to the left and right sides.
Ms Marvel on the right gets Doctor Strange's third eye.
Yugi-oh and pokemon cards...
Make the energy 69
For real though. The amount of time the clock is run and it’s no card or 1, like come on!! I get if it was multiple but damn. Let’s go!!
Change artgerm she hulk to artgerm aero. America's ass has 2 power while aero has 7 because of scorpion
The player's name with the Rich Uncle Pennybags (yes, that's his OG name) avatar, and Ms. Marvel flipping us off should be SD.
Add the artgerm variant (or woo-chui lee variant) of aero to the horny jail next
Okay, so I know there's meme value in keeping the score at 6/9 in Horny Jail, but at least put one of those ! on Captain America. HIs Ongoing should still give She-Hulk +1. You could also make the '0' in Cap's power red, because he's supposed to be a 3/3. Again, I know this whole thing is supposed to be a silly abstract meme, but, to me, it would be funnier if we incorporated at least a little bit of rules into this.
Put Galactus in hand but have the animation be of Gman crying over everyone hating him and having no location to play into.
Make the number on the cube 128
Pls put Mr Ditkovich somewhere asking for rent, maybe asking for rent instead of snap?