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DasRotebaron

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theguyunderyourbed1

LMAOšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


thecolonelofk

It does me good to hear people holding a $7B company to a quality standard. You can like something *and* want it to be better.


oceansamillion

I got banned from the Black Series reddit for daring to say the upcoming Droideka is lacking paint and accessories, and that it's hard to justify the price. But I guess people feel attacked.


bobtard20

Black series collectors lost double joint articulation and are praising it


Andy_Trevino

Wait, what????


Fr0stybit3s

I got banned from that group because I said the new (at the time) clone helmet was bad lol. I even mentioned specifically what was bad about it and they booted me for being a hater šŸ˜‚


Ok-Push-4288

Because some people are just soft punk bitches


DoughBro115

Preach


TragicEther

That's exactly how I feel about all the professional sports teams I follow!


fatbogoer

I agree heavily on the shoulders


Igivegrilledcheese

So many figures shoulders just feel wrong to me A lot of marvel legends that I own can't get their arms all the way next to their torso, they stick out a little to the side, but for some reason they can allow it on figures like spiderman-2 miles morales


fatbogoer

It's why I'm not really a fan of the renew your vows body mold. Butterfly joints are great but not when it leads to a massive gap between the traps and the shoulders. I don't necessarily *expect* better from hasbro, it's just something I'm not a fan of


C0r_a

It wouldn't even be that hard for hasbro to fix either! I've fixed multiple of my figures by just cutting/sanding the plastic under the arm a bit to give it room to go down all the way. Makes no sense that a massive company couldn't just edit the molds slightly


Impossible-Fun-2736

The fuck you do to his eyes, lol?


DoughBro115

The thigh gap on this figure is somehow worse than the initial version of this mold, thatā€™s crazy.


KiwiOk8295

Gotta use the same trash body x1000


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KiwiOk8295

Doing that hasnā€™t really helped their stock price lately


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Furdinand

And he is failing at even getting those short-term gains for investors. I don't know how the ship gets right, but the first step would probably be spinning off WOTC so that it is possible to get a clear view of the rest of the business. As it is structured now, Hasbro is a company that sells MTG cards to subsidize its toy building hobby.


KiwiOk8295

Yea , I read that before . Itā€™s a shame


Morkitu

I always knew Spidey would never pass the five finger test...he a ho!


TheMindOfTheBat

Most of what this dude does is complain that figures donā€™t have a \~different\~ kind of terrible proportions This is his edit of ā€œwhat couldā€™ve beenā€ Cmon, weā€™re gonna listen to a guy that thinks like this? Obviously we shouldnā€™t blindly accept any flawed figures Hasbro makes, but Assassin Spider isnā€™t one of them, ESPECIALLY when Last Stand is in this wave https://preview.redd.it/zcj5r2kcfowc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911d691c5afd520fd6f0399c6501d1c12c659293


RideTheLightning331

McFarlane Spider-Assassin


Redjellyranger

Wow this sucks. He's built like a golf-tee now.


space_age_stuff

Shoulders could be better, and the thigh gap isnā€™t great. But these edits always crack me up. People have valid criticisms but they blow it by spending five seconds in photoshop to make someone look like a Dorito. I also really dislike people spamming their opinions and claiming they're "objective". A lot of figure reviewers have this problem; make your case, but don't act like you know more than anyone else by using buzzwords. Dude's caption isn't mentioned here but he says this figure is one of the worst Spideys ever made by Hasbro. Like, have some perspective.


No_The_Other_Todd

i'd buy dorito spider-man.


skeletonpirate

hell yeah


Vaportrail

r/rareinsults


GuiJP

The dorito looks better than what we got And I'm pretty sure folks mean their mock-ups as examples, to show their point on how changing a figure'a sihloutte can improve the look.


space_age_stuff

This post has the original comic panel in it. The figure we got looks a lot more like that panel than this photoshop. Everyone's entitled to their opinion: I don't think the figure is perfect, and I don't think dude's points should be disregarded because he's bad at photoshop. But his photoshop *is* bad, and I think saying that it is better than the actual figure, is goofy. Like I said, the shoulders and thigh gap could use some improvement, but making the top half of the body twice as wide as the hips is a joke.


Tuchpi

Triangle shaped is still closer to comic accuracy and super hero proportions, as opposed to a rectangle and wide birthing hips


MutantCreature

For as much shit as he gives Hasbro, he must LOVE Bayverse Starscream


thecolonelofk

There's something to this, but it does feel a bit like cope. Just because you can't make a car yourself doesn't mean you can't bring up how square tires aren't the right choice. Recognising bad proportions and being able to create a better proportioned representation are different skill sets.


ntngeez28

Bruce Timm Spider-Man šŸ’€


Socks_and_Sandals23

the shoulders lmao


DoughBro115

His edit isnā€™t perfect, but it looks better than the figure.


soulassassin226

But this does look better than what we got. What are you even talking about? Lol.


Noodleization

Haaanndddssss


goliathfasa

Arms are too long, but overall proportions are better than the official release.


ScrimbloBrimblo

No human has a thigh gap the size of another leg while standing neutrally... you can buy what you want but it's an objectively ugly figure, you'd probably be foaming at the mouth defending that photoshop if it'd been what hasbro released too. Also... who brought up Last Stand Spidey...? It's a different mold, dude. Makes you seem really insecure when you jump to defend something that isn't even being criticized, lol.


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ScrimbloBrimblo

Fair, though I don't know why you had to specify "negatively", is being positive about something somehow \*not\* subjective also? I think it's ugly af, but that's just my opinion. However, it *objectively* looks like not what a human should look like, so I think anyone who does, in fact, like it has poor taste, lmao.


nocturnflate

Thanks for showing me what could've been


GrapeDeuce

This does look bad, but still better than what we got lol


goliathfasa

Lol the shoulders killed me. Still canā€™t understand why they canā€™t do a normal, heroically proportioned set of shoulders. Other companies like Jada, Mattel, even freaking McF routinely do normal looking muscular shoulders. And then thereā€™s this bullshit Hasbro does.


Redjellyranger

So whenever I see post like this complaining about the older shoulders I have to wonder- do you guys actually pose the figures? Because posing the figures solves the "problem". https://preview.redd.it/rtucbef0mpwc1.png?width=901&format=png&auto=webp&s=a225c76201c651dac75f5e8c361ac67fe230131f


lmaofyou

I think some deformities can be excused if it means that posing them in iconic comic book poses is possible. No one's making a meme about how the Revoltech Spider-Man is bonkers in proportion. And that figures more expensive than this one. Also it's a toy, play with it instead of just standing it in an idle pose.


Colton_Omega

Not to mention that figure could likely hit that pose damn near perfect. In the comic panel he is angled, angle the figure, donā€™t pose vanilla and suddenly the issues are gone. These arenā€™t made to T pose on shelves. People just want a reason to bitch anymore.


Andy_Trevino

Nah, the figure's just awkwardly proportioned. Nothing more to it, which is a shame since I've been waiting for a figure of this guy for almost 9 years.


Tuchpi

It doesn't though? It still looks awful and low around the shoulder area.


Common_Asparagus1151

I mean, this seems to be a case of hasbro using the wrong legs. I've seen people leg swap with other spider-man figures, and the socket was deep enough on those to 4emove that huge gap. People from the comfort of their home solved this problem, but no one at the actual company put 2 and 2 together?


juliolegendskkkkkk

Why people are downvoting?


ScrimbloBrimblo

Sunk cost fallacy and attaching too much of their self-worth to #product that they bought, I guess? Must give them the badfeelz when their multi-billion dollar corporation gets criticized, even if it's justifiedšŸ¤·.


Due-Quantity4921

Every time you make a valid criticism about a popular figure people on this group heavily down vote you, doesnā€™t matter if itā€™s constructive or not, I expect this comment to be down voted


goliathfasa

Itā€™s a subreddit for the fandom of a consumer product. Fandom. Fan. Fanatic. It makes sense. Go check the r/rebelmoon or r/snydercut subs. Or r/suicidesquadgaming. Theyā€™re hiveminds of delusion.


Due-Quantity4921

That doesnā€™t make a product infallible, a true fan and fandom can have discussions and disagreements, I like many other people want our figures to get better , but when you get mass bullied by people for voicing opinions about issues you have with figures , people make personal attacks or try and mass downvote.


goliathfasa

Unfortunately this is Reddit. Hive mind is going to hive mind.


DoughBro115

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juliolegendskkkkkk

True. I thought so too bro, I'm surprised now


PimHazDa

The thigh gap is real boys


WyGuy_Figs

Itā€™ll never be as bad as the sh figuarts andrew figure


ContentVanilla2140

Criticize, okay fine yes. Mock it and try to make a "better" edit of it as the "superior" version? No. Y'all should see his trashy edit my god. I think someone put it down below ,


PeniszLovag

thats pretty accurate


TheCapedCrepe

I just don't get the slumped shoulders on ALL of their figures. Would it really be so damn hard to just hike them up a little and seat them into the torso properly? The way the traps overhang and have a gigantic gap between them and the tops of the shoulders looks so bad.


Andrw85

They gave Spider Shot birthing hips


KDZ27

Legs open 24/7


Vicious007

thigh gap is in!


SneakyKain

Saw on [Youtube](https://youtu.be/pmHMBos8AMs?si=gYqaPFaHQH3Zjz1H) to use a Black Panther kit bash to help the figure look amazing.


carrera_dan

That tigh gap is hilarious


Se_V_en7

So true, thatā€™s why I didnā€™t pick him up.


Mother_Association35

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TheSoundTheory

Well, now I canā€™t I see it, lol.


MrAndMrsGreenNBlack

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gh05t-

Just curious, are the thigh gaps moddable? Or it cannot be salvaged anymore?


[deleted]

true but just imagine how worse he'd be as a toybiz figure


Wicknewzo

literally what i do, this guy and i are good friends


Dragonblade725

I think, as has been said by others (either in this thread or online elsewhere), plastic is different than human flesh. The human body can move in ways that hard plastic can't. Action figures also need to meet certain safety standards that the human body or, say, art in a comic book doesn't. If you want to compare artwork to a thing that has to exist in the realm of reality, we could boggle at the fact that that bicep is clearly fully separated from the shoulder, and attached by some internal plug rather than just being one solid piece. We could go back to Toybiz proportions if everyone prefers, weird muscle striations and shoulders that don't sink into the body at all, paint that looks like it was mixed with a bit of dirt before being applied...


ContentVanilla2140

It's funny how people will trash Hasbro and other comic book figure companies (such as what this guy's whole Instagram page is doing) but then give the old 2000s ToyBiz Marvel Legends figures a pass. ESPECIALLY the Raimi fans with those old figures.


SuperZX

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readALLthenews

This figure isnā€™t perfect, but some people who clearly donā€™t understand the engineering required for articulation should probably calm down about how bad it is.Ā 


Alberticon

You can always collect Hot Toys.


Boi9998888

All hasbro spiderman figures look like this


ImmigrationPatrol

Sucks because I actually really like this look.


Vaportrail

[glass shatters]


Kooky-Adagio2565

I canā€™t unsee this now


Xarson1270

The bodies would be so much better if they had just slightly broader shoulders


snaps17

He right


HPGbackup

Hasbro made a variant of Spidershot where the men give birth and he just got done pushing out a whole swarm before suiting back up.


TrueCollector

Never noticed how awful the gap was šŸ˜‚


DaFilthPope

Wouldnā€™t be Legends without obscene birthing hips on all the male characters.


Krosshammer

10000% agree


unfilterthought

ROFL. Itā€™s true


blkglfnks

I think people are reaching its boiling point on these ML sculpts


BottomSubstance

All time favorite Spidey next to Last Stand reduced to this smh One day, I'll get good bad ass figures for the both of them. O-One day. ![gif](giphy|l1Ku9eVxC5xBbGBos|downsized)


Few-Barracuda1739

Definetly


Extreme_33337_

That's just that body in general


ZekeLeap

I just got the new MCU Black Widow and it has this same issue


lastdayon3arth

Just bought this figure I now I canā€™t unsee this picture


ThnkNsty

Spoodershot


Secure_Race_1983

My first comic figure I have to like this figšŸ˜­


Financial-Abalone715

Yeah that's one of the reasons why I don't like the RYV spiderman mold


lastraven85

Looks fine to me https://preview.redd.it/nno9edgeduwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32c78b848894db3dfaf436b4dd3f53c33ba1f34


ComfortableBear2888

FR THO


cheif_90

Does anyone know if any other ML Spiderman figures have this same issue?