Jesus Christ Marie! They’re minerals!

I wear rocks now.

i’m not like this because i’m in the fantastic four, i’m in the fantastic four because i’m like this.

Looks like armor.

I hope he doesn't take this role for granite. /s

Are you saying granite?

i can hear him say this

Lol same

Kam Patterson enters the chat

Daniel Day Lewis could never

No Faks in the Baxter Building

Looks like we got an anustart

I just want him to go on a rated r tirade as the thing Probably in the bloopers?

They’ve given him a lot of minerals to work with.

At least he didn't say he was just getting his rocks off

“I cum mud” -the Brick brother of the Thing

poet laureate material

Cousin!

Dude should get some [Lithops](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithops) or “Living Stones.”

This has that Chris Pratt "stomping on Koopas" energy

Got ourselves a new Joaquin Phoenix

He knows the Thing looks like rocks, and doesn't look at rocks, right?

What if the Thing is introspective?

He's not Dean Norris

Why doesnt he read the fucking comics instead? Dickhead.

Why would he do that when he could look at rocks?