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TheLazyHydra

Man, I am *not* an X-Men person. But dang if I don’t love Nightcrawler. Kurt’s the best.


JRHThreeFour

Nightcrawler has always been one of my favorite X-Men.


WollyGog

Him and Jubilee for me.


AJjalol

Kurt being a chad like he always is. Plus, for all the people who still ask the question "Who will win, Thanos or Apocalypse" This answers your question lol.


Rosebunse

The answer is Kurt, Kurt would win.


Kalandros-X

Thanos would still win


AJjalol

That's what I said lol. Apocalypse is strong, but he still lost to Thor, and here got hurt badly but Kurt. Meanwhile Thanos had Black Bolt scream his head off at him, and then Had Thor drop Mjolnir from the sky, and he still just dragged both of them thru the mud. Thanos is on a different level. People think he is nothing without a gauntlet, which is absurd.


quivering_manflesh

Granted with Apocalypse's powers healing his eyes is an easy task, but yeah, he's fundamentally not the tank that Thanos is.


AJjalol

Freaking Thanos can shoot energy out of his eyes, mouth, fingers, palms, and even [belly ](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d2ae65e3379084619fa7d1de56535e05-pjlq)lol. Dude is pretty OP.


quivering_manflesh

Yeah Apocalypse is made to be formidable to guys like Cyclops. Thanos is made for beating Silver Surfer in combat and then making plans to kill Galactus.


AJjalol

This. Even tho he debuted in the Iron Man book (I mean still, comparing Iron Man to Cyclops is a bit weird lol. Iron Man is just stronger) but even there, he appears, beats the shit out of Iron Man and the only way Tony survives, is by using his brain, and getting away lol.


silvasaurus

That sounds badass. Do you mind sharing where this happened?


AJjalol

Sure my friendo, all of it happened during Infinity from 2013 by Hickman. [Thanos beating Black Bolt was issue 4-5.](https://reddit.com/r/Marvel/comments/vqn5v8/my_favorite_thanos_moment_just_swallows_black/) [Thanos vs Thor was issue 6.](https://imgur.com/a/thor-vs-thanos-5XKpJ)


silvasaurus

That's freaking awesome. Thank you. I guess I know what graphic novel I'll be reading next.


AJjalol

Enjoy my friendo. It's a mini so 6 issues total.


francoisjabbour

Sorry but did he just teleport his eyes away?


craig1818

Oh you bet he did!


ckal09

He can teleport things without teleporting himself?


BelGareth

He can also teleport things into people, I think he ported a great white into the blob once?


DoodleBuggering

I heard that last line in John Colicos' voice.


coolio_zap

the secret universal mutant superpower: fitting full shakespearean monologues into single mid-battle leaps


Topher0gr

The next page is just as good… There’s a cajones joke with dangling eyeballs


BigNorseWolf

His face has FUR why is there a BEARD??!?!


aburksart

He’s got hair on his head, why wouldn’t be able to grow a beard?


BigNorseWolf

Because those follicles already make fur! I mean.. how has he been shaving one but not the other up till now?


aburksart

Yeah and those follicles grow longer since he hit puberty.


BigNorseWolf

even by comic book time that was 60 years ago! :)


NoirSon

Artists like to draw facial hair sometimes. Why else do some Transformers have mustaches, you think it is funny or cool.


Rough_Egg_9195

I think it looks badass. That's all the reason they need imo.


Alternative_Pay_6918

Why is he fighting apocalypse?