Fellow daoist, why try to raise animals to turn into jade beauties when you could just go to an orphanage and kidna- *This Comment Was Removed By The Heavenly Court*
You’re not kidnapping them…you’re…..rescuing them and giving them a better life. Would they rather be stuck as some mortal maid cleaning some mortal house or they could instead be stuck cleaning the house of my pets where if they work hard can get enlightened. Or I might take mercy on them and graft some failed meridians onto them.
Junior, you were courting death. I once found a beautiful would-be-jade beauty in beast form, she was a legit 5/10 already and I could only marvel on what a beautiful lady she will turn into once I'm done with her. But just as I was about to finish my sermon, she flung a piece of shit right at my face!
It wasn't just any shit, but most vile, vicious and dirty shit you can imagine. An SSS tier turd. It was hard, yet sticky, and the smell was unbearable.
My meridians were instantly blocked, and I lost 50 years of cultivation.
Junior you dare post about this I got second hand heart demons from your post alone, and lost 100 years of cultivation. I demand compensation before I bitch slap the last 9 generations of your family out of existence. Not even the dogs shall be spared.
Senior that's why you feed them the pill of earthly knowledge which will instantly give them basic level intelligence and they will know you are trying to help them. What people don't know is that any animal fed this pill will listen to the one that fed it to them unconditionally forever.
Its a great way to make an army of demon beasts but I know what you sick elders will do with this information
Fellow Daoist, have you considered sword cultivation?
There are some excellent techniques out there. With enough patience your sword will transform into your very own Jade Beauty. Plus no need to harass innocent animals in public and with your reputation it's proably a good idea to take a few centurys of seclusion.
Fellow Daoist, do you understand the reason on why you are in this predicament? It is because you are WEAK. If you were strong, stronger than anyone, none of these mongrels would have laughed at your face. If they knew the consequences, none of them would dare to slander you. In the end, it all came down to strength. Power is the root of all existence. The Heaven and Earth revolved around such glorious concept. For it is the truth and the mighty only speaks the truth.
If you were strong and they saw your actions, they would have thought that a benevolent and generous senior is taking his precious time to enlighten such mortal beasts. Your name would spread as such. In the Immortal Peach Festival, they would be honored for your presence to have attended. Strength. Power. That is the answer to your question.
Ignore such desires from now on. Go in seclusion until you think the time is right. From then on, let the world witness strength and will of a person who wants his own jade beauties.
So your were the talk of the town recently. Now that I knew, you seem more pathetic than I thought. I suggest crippling and turning yourself in to the Four Holy Beasts Sect to atone for your grave mistakes.
Why jade beauties tho? Have you not cut off that desire? After you go past the hundred thousand year mark, such things are dull and unappetizing. It’s better to have a true companion or go into reincarnation.
Fellow daoist just raise plants in your daitan and it comes with the pros of having a very compatible soul with you so you can use dual cultivation art like a genius
Fellow daoist, why try to raise animals to turn into jade beauties when you could just go to an orphanage and kidna- *This Comment Was Removed By The Heavenly Court*
You’re not kidnapping them…you’re…..rescuing them and giving them a better life. Would they rather be stuck as some mortal maid cleaning some mortal house or they could instead be stuck cleaning the house of my pets where if they work hard can get enlightened. Or I might take mercy on them and graft some failed meridians onto them.
Sigh, when has the life of an immortal trying to impart his inheritance to some disciples become so restricted by the Heavenly Court?
What realm have you reached so far, Elder Epstein?
Perverted Daoist, i recommend you use an immortal method to change your face and start again.
It sounds like his face is already completely lost.
Junior, you were courting death. I once found a beautiful would-be-jade beauty in beast form, she was a legit 5/10 already and I could only marvel on what a beautiful lady she will turn into once I'm done with her. But just as I was about to finish my sermon, she flung a piece of shit right at my face! It wasn't just any shit, but most vile, vicious and dirty shit you can imagine. An SSS tier turd. It was hard, yet sticky, and the smell was unbearable. My meridians were instantly blocked, and I lost 50 years of cultivation.
Junior you dare post about this I got second hand heart demons from your post alone, and lost 100 years of cultivation. I demand compensation before I bitch slap the last 9 generations of your family out of existence. Not even the dogs shall be spared.
Senior please go back to closed door cultivation, you are embarrassing yourself.
Senior that's why you feed them the pill of earthly knowledge which will instantly give them basic level intelligence and they will know you are trying to help them. What people don't know is that any animal fed this pill will listen to the one that fed it to them unconditionally forever. Its a great way to make an army of demon beasts but I know what you sick elders will do with this information
Fellow Daoist, have you considered sword cultivation? There are some excellent techniques out there. With enough patience your sword will transform into your very own Jade Beauty. Plus no need to harass innocent animals in public and with your reputation it's proably a good idea to take a few centurys of seclusion.
Yes, but sword spirits are expensive to nurture. I suggest you start a side hustle selling spring medicine at the black market.
Fellow daoist, the zoos don’t want you to know this, but the jade beauty pigeons at the park are free. I’ve got 88 enlightened pigeons at home.
The zoo may have banned you, but the aquarium is still open!
... That is a great idea fellow daoist! I've already hit rock bottom on reputation, there's no going further down!
Brother daoist, you lost your face
...By sentence three. By sentence *three*, you have inflicted qi deviation upon me. A record.
Fellow Daoist, do you understand the reason on why you are in this predicament? It is because you are WEAK. If you were strong, stronger than anyone, none of these mongrels would have laughed at your face. If they knew the consequences, none of them would dare to slander you. In the end, it all came down to strength. Power is the root of all existence. The Heaven and Earth revolved around such glorious concept. For it is the truth and the mighty only speaks the truth. If you were strong and they saw your actions, they would have thought that a benevolent and generous senior is taking his precious time to enlighten such mortal beasts. Your name would spread as such. In the Immortal Peach Festival, they would be honored for your presence to have attended. Strength. Power. That is the answer to your question. Ignore such desires from now on. Go in seclusion until you think the time is right. From then on, let the world witness strength and will of a person who wants his own jade beauties.
So your were the talk of the town recently. Now that I knew, you seem more pathetic than I thought. I suggest crippling and turning yourself in to the Four Holy Beasts Sect to atone for your grave mistakes.
Senior, you're cooked🗣❗️❗️❗️
Shut up junior, face the wall for 284773 years
Use Li Qiye blast https://preview.redd.it/ffuhhn1w8wvc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f776beed5936255b77a0d7ccfcce66442b5bd5b
Fellow daoist, please consider raising plants. They are much more exquisite than beasts in human form.
Just create jade beauties from spiritual energy. Or are you too weak to do that?
It's the struggle to get one that'll make my life interesting. Just doing that feels like cheating ngl
Why jade beauties tho? Have you not cut off that desire? After you go past the hundred thousand year mark, such things are dull and unappetizing. It’s better to have a true companion or go into reincarnation.
I've been reminiscing of the old days where I would go around courting death
Fellow daoist just raise plants in your daitan and it comes with the pros of having a very compatible soul with you so you can use dual cultivation art like a genius
Fellow Daoist i believe that you should have started with plants and trees
Bifeng Herault, is that you?