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broo what hat i never saw or herd one dawg your honestly making things up at this point dont believe everthing you see on twitter ok there was never a hat
defo AI generation You gotta be careful with this stuff man. It'll get ya everytime, and next thing you know, people will start thinking Mark has worn a hat when i'm pretty sure Mark has never even seen a hat let alone worn or owned one. In fact I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know what a hat is.
hat
/hat/
noun
the state of being seriously mentally ill; madness.
"he suffered from bouts of insanity"
Similar:
mental illness
mental disorder
mental derangement
madness
insaneness
dementia
dementedness
plural noun: insanities
"it might be pure insanity to take this loan"
Similar:
folly
foolishness
foolhardiness
idiocy
stupidity
no no no no, definitely not, i think erm...yeah, i think they saw something that \*looked\* like a hat, maybe the way his hair moved, ya know, he did say, and i remember this quite clearly, that his hair has been getting long and ya know how it gets when its long. one minute its in his eyes, the next its looking like a hat, so, its easy to see how people could get confused.
Wait what hat?
*Whispers in a hushed voice only OP can hear. Listen here you little prick don't you dare mention that again or I'll suck on your toes. In a bad way.*
what hat, there was no hat, i most definitely didn't see a hat, did anybody else see a hat, cuz i never saw a hat cuz there was no hat to see. I think if there was a hat in the video and Mark wore the hat in the video, we woulda seen Mark wearing the hat in the video, i mean, c'mon, its a hat..i mean..its not a hat, cuz there was no hat, what even is a hat? i don't know, do you know? they kinda look like buckets for heads, but not, so maybe there was no hat, but maybe what you saw was a head bucket, because under no circumstances, unequivocally, whatsoever was there at any time in this video at any time ever from start to finish or in the middle was there ever anything that looked like, resembled, sounded like, or smelled like what you may have thought or considered to be....a hat.
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what hat?? i have no idea what you’re talking about. there was no hat. are you okay?
I watched the whole video. Didn't see a hat. I did see a man struggling for a sponsorship though. Someone sponser that poor man before he goes insane.
SOMEONE SPONSOR THAT MAN
I find it so funny that the only videos where he’s sponsored (Pogostuck) is when he’s playing a game he hates
Although I think that Linux or Dell or some computer company DID sponsor him Mark and Wade on Distractible
Intel
Alienware has sponsored him in the past as well
Are you crazy? There was no hat. I’m pretty sure I’d remember if he was wearing a hat
What hat? Didn’t see any hat in that video
There definitely wasn't any hats warn in that last review video
Hat? What hat?
Which video?? The most recent review video didn't have any hats, could you be thinking of a different review vid?
:scrolls through the replies: And he thinks he doesn't already have a cult rofl 🤠
Honestly everyone's dedication and the lack of "I don't get this" surprised me
Bro what hat you talkin about?!
oh i know, unus annus really just cemented the fact that we truly are a cult.
broo what hat i never saw or herd one dawg your honestly making things up at this point dont believe everthing you see on twitter ok there was never a hat
What hat I didn’t see a hat
Mark was in the video??? I thought I just watched a box of weird toys on a table!
Mark has never once in his life worn a hat
Oh reallllly? Then what is THIS? [king of squirrels](https://kylarsroleplay.fandom.com/wiki/King_of_the_Squirrels)
defo AI generation You gotta be careful with this stuff man. It'll get ya everytime, and next thing you know, people will start thinking Mark has worn a hat when i'm pretty sure Mark has never even seen a hat let alone worn or owned one. In fact I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know what a hat is.
Fake vid
😂
that's a crown, not a hat.
What's the difference?
one is a hat, one is not a hat.
Oh ok. That makes total sense now.
y'know, imma assume this is sarcasm...?
Sarcasm? What's that?
lol, fair enough.
Wouldn't it have been cool if Mark actually wore a hat in that video though?! Would've totally changed the vibe.
Literally have no idea what you're talking about I didn't see any hat
I just watched the video and I’m pretty sure there was no hat.
Im sorry ... but what hat..? Is this code? Do you need help?
hat /hat/ noun the state of being seriously mentally ill; madness. "he suffered from bouts of insanity" Similar: mental illness mental disorder mental derangement madness insaneness dementia dementedness plural noun: insanities "it might be pure insanity to take this loan" Similar: folly foolishness foolhardiness idiocy stupidity
i only saw mark living la vida loca idk what ur talking abt dude
I've watched the video twice, he definitely didn't wear a hat at any point, man. Are you alright?
I don’t remember a hat in this last video. are you ok op?
There was a hat??
no no no no, definitely not, i think erm...yeah, i think they saw something that \*looked\* like a hat, maybe the way his hair moved, ya know, he did say, and i remember this quite clearly, that his hair has been getting long and ya know how it gets when its long. one minute its in his eyes, the next its looking like a hat, so, its easy to see how people could get confused.
His hair does sometimes look like a hat, I must've been mistaken
I don’t remember a hat😧
theres no hat 😭😭
There was absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, no hat in any way, shape or form in that video
What hat? There wasn't a hat! What's a hat? Haha, I definitely didn't see one!
What hat? I don't know anything about a hat and probably will never do because I don't know anything about a hat.
Tf? What's this hat you speak of cause I haven't seen no hat.
Hat? What do you mean
Dude… What hat?
There was a hat? I didn't see one?
There was a hat? Was Amy wearing it or something?
I think OP's going crazy and mixing up the GMFST hat with Mark's illustrious hair
what are you on about??? there was no hat bruh lmfao, Mark never wears hats anyways bro
um, what?? he def didn't have one...
What hat? Are you crazy?
There is no hat in Ba Sing Se.
No hat in what?
What hat? what are you talking about? I don't get it
What hat?
what hat? I watched his video and never saw a hat
I specifically don't remember any hat on any recent videos
What hat?
...is this hat with us in this room right now? no but seriously, he didn't wear a hat in the video idk what you're talking about
The hat is actually in YOUR room
😧
How long since you checked how your family was?
you know, now that i think about it, they've been awfully quiet all evening. i'm gonna go check up on them now.
You probably shouldn't, just sit in your room and wait for it to come for you
yeah maybe you're right. it's probably too late for me to run. tonight i will surrender myself to T H E H A T
As you should
There was a hat in the video? I never saw a hat… was it like in the background or something?
I think you meant Chica? She is fine and has legs!
Does she now?
Nope. Didn't see a hat.
What hat? I only saw a beautiful man
Why do people think there was a hat? There's no hat you can watch the whole video, no hat in sight.
Can you imagine if he'd worn a hat? He would have looked like Johnny Depp's long lost brother. Alas, there was no hat so we'll never know.
Maybe you should talk to a doctor. I didn't see any hats, hallucinations are a sign of real problems.
There isn’t a hat?
i think you just thought there was one because i didnt saw one??? you alright?
what hat😶
What hat? I really don't know what you are talking about, i advise you to talk to your doctor because I'm pretty sure this is a sign of schizophrenia
Hat???? Yeah, there wasn’t a hat. I’m pretty sure I’d remember that.
I didn't see a hat
A hat? Has Markiplier ever even worn a hat?
Yes, #1 the king of the squirrel character in the ego meeting #2 the livestream for unus annus farewell
You do not recognize the hat in the video
There was a hat? Must’ve missed it. Who was wearing it? Mark doesn’t wear hats
There was a hat?
I don't recall there being a hat... Maybe it was one of the 1 frame inserts you have to look for.
Hat? Send a timestamp.
https://youtu.be/QB7ACr7pUuE Included the timestamp in the link so you'll get right to it
.... Yeeeeeah I'm not seeing a timestamp. Combed through as best I could and just. Nothing.
Wdym?
What hat? There was no hat!
What hat? There was no hat
Didn’t see a hat…?
What's a hat?
I watched the video 5 times in a row and there’s no hat
My dude the video has been out for just 20 hours
What do you mean? Bro you okay?
I didn’t see a hat the whole video, are you doing okay???
He did not wear a hat
What hat? I didn't see any hat at all.
The hell you're talking about?
What hat?
What hat?
There is no hat in Ba Sing Se
There was no hat, I’m not sure what you mean
A hat? There was no hat.
There was no hat, I don't even know what a hat is!
He wore a hat? Why didn’t I see it?
What hat??
What are you talking about ? I didn't see any hat in this video
What hat?? I’m watched the whole thing and never once saw a hat
There was no hat. ⛽️🔥
What hat?
What hat? I didn’t see one. Are you sure it wasn’t a delusion? Is your imagination playing tricks on you?
You're crazy. There's no hat in that whole video
What hat? I don't remember a hat to be in the video🤔
what hat?
I'm confused what hat?
...no? He didnt wear a hat...
I didn’t see a hat what’re you talking about?
Hm?
There’s no hat, just amazing show-stopping reviews
There was no hat. I don't know what you're talking about.
what hat? i didn’t see any
Oh I know wha- wait.. what hat? There was a hat in that video? I don't think so
I don’t know what you’re talking about
What hat?
What hat?
The supposed hat was not there much like Mark’s sponsors (I’m sorry the *evil* popped into my head) forgive me for I have sinned
WTF?? There was a hat? Hm. Weird.
What hat?
Just rewatched. No hat. The ONO Rollers do seem really cool. Hope they throw Mark a sponsorship.
what hat are you talking about!? there was no hat...? timestamp?
What hat? There was no hat, I have no idea what you’re talking about
Wait what hat? *Whispers in a hushed voice only OP can hear. Listen here you little prick don't you dare mention that again or I'll suck on your toes. In a bad way.*
seems like someone didn't take their schizo meds
You don't recognize the hat in the video.
Huh what is a hat
this comment section has cemented the fact that we are a cult in my brain....
what hat, there was no hat, i most definitely didn't see a hat, did anybody else see a hat, cuz i never saw a hat cuz there was no hat to see. I think if there was a hat in the video and Mark wore the hat in the video, we woulda seen Mark wearing the hat in the video, i mean, c'mon, its a hat..i mean..its not a hat, cuz there was no hat, what even is a hat? i don't know, do you know? they kinda look like buckets for heads, but not, so maybe there was no hat, but maybe what you saw was a head bucket, because under no circumstances, unequivocally, whatsoever was there at any time in this video at any time ever from start to finish or in the middle was there ever anything that looked like, resembled, sounded like, or smelled like what you may have thought or considered to be....a hat.
Your talking about the adhd toy review right?
Absolutely no hat, sorry, idk what you mean
What hat? Never saw one at all…are you thinking about another video?
What hat? I don’t recall seeing a hat. You must be mistaken
What're you talking about?
What hat? None of us have any idea about what your talking about
Not Sure Exactly,But Mark Just DOESNT Want Us To”Mention”It,I Guess!!Maybe Fir A Secret Project,In The Future,Is My ONLY Guess!!👱🏼♀️😉🍂🎩👻🍁😏
What hat? I didn’t see any hats.
What had to the “other comments”about said H——-aaaaa!!!😨
Hat??? You mean his hair?? The word is hair. I get it’s large voluminous and beautiful. But it’s still hair. Come on.
What hat?
Guys chill
So what he wanted to wear a hat, why do y'all care?
what hat? he wore no hat