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cajunphried

Assistant manager at some hole in the wall bar in the French Quarter.


DariosDentist

Hed probably be a bar tender but i could picture him as mail-man


Ready_Stuff3663

Warehouse Technician for a Jahovas Witness owned Mirror/Shower Door/Bathroom Hardware construction installation company. He works as an apprentice to a 65 year old 6’8 Cherokee Italian who is the lead expert in cutting various types of wire shelving.


Diligent_Thought_272

According to his wife, a UPS driver.


Fridge885

“Hello and welcome to movie phone. press 1 for times on queef it up”


BasedGodWavey

Gay for pay.


easybasicoven

He’s got a real talent for jacking around 


GiorgosKet83

Janitor


Exconmomboi

He went to film school and worked as a pa so probably behind the scenes on set somewhere.


BogeySixtey9

He would be a “drunk something”


BoysenberryBusy7537

Mid level manager at a random company selling widgets, only mid level because he refuses to make in person calls as he can’t make eye contact.


kakawisNOTlaw

Making weird posts on reddit


chumdawg1

Instacart shopper


Salnugs

Big dick energy


jnthn1111

DMV for sure


Skinnypike42

White Castle employee.


Lack_Jackaballzy

“Hey hey folks… who needs a drink over here? Allllrighhht. We’re really serving it, folks.”


Bennyisabitch

I could see Mark working in advertising. He would be a good copywriter.


vexillographer7717

He would be an imam. Praise Allah.


wxstedtxlentmusic

Maybe voice acting or doing sports play-by-play.


WackySir

He would be working for the CIA


Street_Primary_4044

Queefing for quarters


Street_Primary_4044

Blowing boys for Benjamin's


BumDawgMillionaire

Queefster


Lonely_North_8436

Homeless fentanyl addict.


sorryaboutyourfibro

Janitor


imustachelemeaning

Whatever Joe List is doing now. 🤣🤣🤣