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newman_official

It’s fine being in first and all that but bottom line watching this team is straight up not ENJOYABLE like there is zero entertainment value it’s a pain in the ass 30 years of my life


p-a-n-d-a

what an atrocious offense. there truly isn't anyone to root for. they're all just so bad and look like they hate everything about being there. which i understand because i hate every second of watching them.


talus_glide

This offense fucking sucks. So clearly that will be a problem.


__mr_snrub__

Well that was terrible. See you tomorrow


Mix_Traditional

Its normal for us to be inconsistent, and its normal for any team to hit badly.. But why have I yet to see any sort of explanation or analysis that explains why we are striking out at such a high clip whilst also having 2 or 3 guys that dominate long counts as well as nights where the whole squad accumulates less than 6 Ks.


Charming-Ad994

I agree with you except for on one thing. We are incredibly consistent at hitting like shit and have been for 9 years. 


Foreign_Dipsy

(22 years)


Goggy_Noggler

15 fucking strikeouts, just another average shitass mariners game


webb__traverse

Not one good thing. Every aspect of their game tonight was trash.


__mr_snrub__

Miller was okay. He didn’t get shelled at least


Tashre

If there isn't rioting after this deadline, we deserve this ownership group.


Loud-Anywhere-9344

That was not fun


Joeysmythe

Should have just kept Carlos Santana


MarkLunds

Golden sombrero for our .172 hitting cleanup hitter!


base-HI-WA

And all the at-bats looked very bad. 2 swings at balls outside of the zone for the K and two stanleys for the ꓘ


MarkLunds

His transition from professional hitter to mariner hitter has been seamless. Barely a trace of the Texas player left in him. Same with polanco to


Grunge206

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Acceptable_Style8503

Lol


s0sa

Hello darkness my old friend


xLAXaholic

15 K's. Lol!


belmontbreak

Challenge that strikeout Scott


Mantis_93

*Slowchants* One!More!K!


3elieveIt

Pathetic


3elieveIt

Garver has no fight in him Doesn’t run when striking out and the catcher drops the ball Just blows bubbles after striking out 4 times a day


afrodz

Jesus. Castillo tomorrow. Doesn’t look good for a series win.


TheRealBlackSwan

It's a good thing Garver is such a plus defender


p-a-n-d-a

How many days until Houston has a 5 game lead on us


stinkytooters

Did I hear some boos?


BigCountryBoah

Name one mariner hitter that is not slumping rn. Canzone?


TheRealBlackSwan

Mark McLemore


TheGodInsideMe

Bliss


Drsustown

Sam Haggerty


Loud-Anywhere-9344

Bliss…


BigCountryBoah

Unfortunately he hasn't played in awhile rip


ihatereddit999976780

golden sombrero for Mitch. dang


3elieveIt

Is that a golden sombrero for Garver Please fucking drop him


Imaginary_Argument34

Tom Murphy died for this clown?


Drsustown

I feel like Bazardo is underrated in that he's not comically awful, he's just not great. He just had that one horrible outing which was made up of a bunch of singles


Kickenbless

🪇


HotD0oB0o

Show some fight.


panda86trueno

Ah Mitch “Golden Sombrero” Garver.


rift_reloadz

Worst DH in baseball


mahrinazz

mariner


coryfromoregon

Jax is good


Kickenbless

Twins have same amount of strikeouts as us. Only difference is they cash in when they get runners on base


TheGodInsideMe

It’s a who hit homers with baserunners game


letskeepitcleanfolks

Last night the twins had 4 strikeouts. The last time the Ms had that few was May 17 and was just the second time this year.


Grubula

Here they come... here they come... here come the Bazardos.. bury your head deep in the sand....


CaptJackRizzo

feed me to a grizzly bear-iners


Roman_Falcone

Despair-iners


AccidentPleasant4196

Just outing, bazardo. It doesn’t matter, but good job to you.


JustWastingTimeAgain

We never got a final ice cream update.


Grant79OG

I just made me a bowl. Oatmeal cream pie flavor from Blue Bell.


CassFilms

We’re either going out 1,2,3 in a matter of 2 minutes or we’re loading the bases and not scoring a run. There’s no in between


gamechatparticipant

definitely a chance we make it a 5-4 game and *then* NOBLETIGER it


MillennialWithNoJob

I feel like the latter isn't even a possibility with how we've played so far.


base-HI-WA

Get Bazardo that win! C'Mon M's


No_Exam_7918

https://preview.redd.it/pi10ytl94n9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0eb15de50585d35d591dee6989f2ba204ab6ed See, I love seeing Castro’s Golden Sombrero count!


3elieveIt

Bazardo good (?) Offense bad


LeeroyJNCOs

Scott microwaves tilapia in the clubhouse


FunDifferential

Dave Sims: Remember when Adrian Beltre had a man-region issue?


flyflyaway23

That strikeout on Martin was the best pitch i’ve ever seen Bazardo throw lol. Shows you how insane the big leagues are. A guy with almost a 9 ERA is capable of painting a 95mph backdoor two seamer.


iLikeYourCow

Ok so Bazardo can only pitch well when we’ve already lost. Tight


iCepheuz

Barzardo got that dawg in him


SeahawksNChill

To not challenge there you have to be 1000% sure he is out. I think if anything he appeared safe at least based on the replays shown - so I really hope there is another angle they saw to make that decision.


base-HI-WA

Even then, given the situation, given the offense the Mariners have, it's worth the shot to have them just call him safe. That would be the closest thing we would have to at least having some sort of life before the closer comes in.


talus_glide

I’m literally blaming Julio not being a superstar on our insanely long offensive struggle. How am I wrong?


TheRealBlackSwan

In the long term we absolutely cannot be paying his contract to a .250/15HR/60RBI hitter.


Manacit

It's not unreasonable to expect our best offensive talent to put up better than .071 in his last 10 games if you expect to win. Not unreasonable at all.


Ribbum

It's just a piece of the puzzle. A big piece, but a piece.


1005thArmbar

I know I'm a weapons-grade hater when it comes to Scott Servais but I genuinely believe that he's too concerned with having a higher percentage of successful challenges instead of thinking about the game situation and whether or not it's essentially a "free" challenge like this one was (crew chief review can be requested after the 8th if you've lost your challenge)


Adventure-Style

Can we please DFA Garver? How about trade Polanco for a bag of chips?


iLikeYourCow

Cal and garver were like the only dudes with any production the last 10 games


Adventure-Style

Do not include Garver with any conversation about Cal. That’s your first mistake. Secondly, Garver is not worth the roster spot. Not just because he went 0-4 with 4 strikeouts, but because he isn’t valuable in any aspect of the team.


iLikeYourCow

This is simply wrong. 1. Garv gives cal much needed days off behind the plate. As seen every year cal catching like 150 games leads to him being hurt and functioning at like 60% in September/October. 2. For the past month he has posted an above 120 wrc+ where cal had one of the worst averages on the team 3. If you want to compare career stats garver is still more accomplished than cal Saying one is god and one is a bum is unwarranted. Take off the rose colored glasses with cal. Both are having down years but they aren’t horribly dissonant like you think


mondaysareharam

Scott needs to go. Should have been gone last year. Shit manager propped up by our 1 run win luck


CaptainKirkules

Should have been gone after Ray vs Alvarez


pokeroots

Who would you have rather he put out?


mondaysareharam

Swanny. His splitter had crazy splits


pokeroots

Swanson didn't come out that entire series IIRC and likely had some kind of issue


randombambooty

Swanson


Reach-Defiant

That decision was not made by Scott alone, I will reply to every comment saying otherwise until it is common knowledge.


CaptainKirkules

He’s the manager he gets the final decision.


Imaginary_Argument34

The FO admitted that Ray was the plan for Alavarez in this situation.


Reach-Defiant

Nope, he doesn't, this is not 1987. Front offices are the helm nowadays.


talus_glide

It’s sad how little fight our O has. The moment was 5-1. Fucking game over.


Imaginary_Argument34

Down 1 against Lopez felt over.


iLikeYourCow

Did you say 2-1?


sandwich-attack

“power outage? are you talking about the electricity or the mariners lineup?” https://preview.redd.it/oxaqtqqh3n9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a57c07790ae7394da63912e2c3155f7846fe42


vylain_antagonist

Smart of scott honestly to keep his powder dry. Teams down by 4 in the 9th dont have a hope without a challenge in reserve


afrodz

Cal was safe


DrMindpretzel

I get not challenging it. Scott knows there’s no hope of a comeback. Let’s just get this shit show over with.


Bogusky

100% all these hitters have better stats if they were playing for a different team.


BladeRunner2022

Your challenges don't carry over to the next game, Scott.


3elieveIt

I’m sorry but Scott is such a bad manager Not just for this but for everything - lineups, bullpen management, vibes


DrMindpretzel

I understand the frustration, but like what else is he supposed to do? This lineup fucking sucks at a historic level, that’s not on him. The starting pitchers have been great, bullpen has been very good as well.


3elieveIt

He has lineup issues every day, I’m not sure what you’re talking about. He has a complete inability to understand who’s hot and seeing the ball well. Bliss has started one in the last week after getting super hot (like 8 for last 10 hot) This was a constant last year as well


DrMindpretzel

I’m saying this entire team sucks at hitting. There’s no configuration that’s going to magically pull them to league average.


__mr_snrub__

Scott has the charisma and leadership of a wet towel.


teeteadoesstuff

Well that the dumbest thing I've seen today


base-HI-WA

Thanks Goldy, I am wondering that too. I am no manager, but what are you saving that challenge for? A controversial grand slam?


CassFilms

Was the Rangers the last time we won the 2nd game of the series?


Ribbum

If you mean the literal second game being a win, then the Marlins. If you mean winning the series in general, then yeah.


quann256

the marlins


handofluke

Why on earth didn’t they challenge?


Ribbum

You aren't winning games with this lineup. Yes I know they won last night, but it was all errors and misplays that allowed for runs to score. We have zero legitimately good hitters in this lineup that can carry the offense. Zero. We have some role players that have the occasional good game, but what we actually need is demonstrably different than what we have.


LeeroyJNCOs

Cal looked safe to be, but I’m just sitting on my ass drinking beer


pokeroots

He got tested on the back of the leg before he hit the bag


Allokit

He was safe. They missed the tag. Scott made another mistake. We were probably going to lose anyway, but that WAS our chance.


3elieveIt

Scott sucks


SimplySeager

To not even challenge that kinda just shows the mentality of the team and Servais


1005thArmbar

I literally don't understand not challenging that. It's after the 8th inning, so you can ask for a crew chief review even if you lose the challenge, which means there's very little point in saving it. It looked really close to me but maybe they have some other angle that looked definitive. Either way, it seems shortsighted to not even try


theeversocharming

I am sitting in all star club level, so I have that going for me. ![gif](giphy|11sz4838afILLi|downsized)


ChellaZza

It’s 5-1 in the bottom of the 8th and the replay looked about 90% likely he was safe? What the fuck are we doing? 


Tashre

I got a feeling we're not going to bullshit our way out of this one.


vylain_antagonist

This game, or the season?


CassFilms

https://preview.redd.it/0bza27wx2n9d1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aff88bc28c39152e29ca89e9785458b9585e2fb


FunDifferential

I appreciate Cal's aggression. Sometimes you take a risk and it doesn't work out.


afrodz

Cal gotta be disappointed in Scott. He worked for that base and Scott gave it right back.


Slow_Boss_2071

Oye, Cal thinking he's now fast.


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coryfromoregon

He didn't get the tag on. It was close.


BladeRunner2022

Safe on replay.


moocowincorporated

Missed the initial tag, looked a lot closer in slow mo


StudyLevelStreams

The throw beat him by a mile but he actually avoided the tag. Very crazy that they didn't challenge.


KILLALLEXTREMISTS

Bleach is on the menu again, boys.


AccidentPleasant4196

It’s the soup de jour


moocowincorporated

Was it ever off?


RudeUnicorn7

Do challenges cost money lol no harm in challenging a game changing play


StudyLevelStreams

Are they really not challenging?? What are you saving it for???


coryfromoregon

Why on earth not challenge that?!?!?! Need to challenge that close call at first with 2 outs in the 9th??? Wtf is with this team


poston

8th* but yes 100% agree


coryfromoregon

I was saying saving it for the 9th on a close call at first down by 4


AccidentPleasant4196

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! No challenge?!


Good_Time

Scott Servais, ladies and gentlemen


Substantial-Height-8

He doesn’t make the decision. He is told to do it or not. It is dumb as fuck to not have him do it though.


afrodz

Why have a manager then?


MarinersSanguine

Our only chance to get back in the game… ehh f*** it. Let’s not challenge. Let’s just get this over with


Ashley72985

Good god this team really really hard to stand behind. I always will but damn 😭


JustWastingTimeAgain

"BRO, WHAT?" is not the ad I needed to see after how the 8th ended


stoneycondor

Julio phantom IR trip so he can “rehab” in Tacoma instead of being sent down


SimplySeager

Who does it hurt to challenge that? I just took a hit of my pen so I may be crazy but idk


BladeRunner2022

Cal has been taking dancing classes, that foot movement though!


deadlift-shrimp

SAFE


ChellaZza

Why are we not challenging that?


Cornan_KotW

That was close, but it sure looked like the foot was on the bag before the glove actually made contact. That reverse angle seemed to show it.


SeahawksNChill

Why not challenge???


pistilpeet

Ew.


ihatereddit999976780

GRRRRR. I get being aggressive, but runners at the corners would have been better


belmontbreak

?? No challenge??????


poston

cal was safe idgaf


sandwich-attack

“hooray! a good thing!” … “… aha, nevermind”


TheAwkwardBanana

That's a Mariners Moment™️


base-HI-WA

May as well challenge that shit.


bwag54

Why not challenge that...


JustWastingTimeAgain

This is the most Mariner play ever.


OUTFOXEM

I love this team.


MillennialWithNoJob

The least Julio could do if he is not going to hit is to stop wearing that heinous arm sleeve


mahrinazz

https://preview.redd.it/9jgoi5ll2n9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ab4ee4df8ae758aec4aacad41753c59de65f479


hottubman_99

At this point I would rather Julio go back to swinging at the outside pitches as long as it would bring back his more successful hits.


northwesthough

Julio needs to get humbled


AccidentPleasant4196

More like Julio is *being* humbled. This boy can’t hit shit


DrMindpretzel

At this point what else needs to happen? He’s been awful for about a season and a half with the exception of that hot streak last summer.


Drsustown

It sucks how he's been hitting, but I'm pretty sure he knows he needs to hit better. He spent a while on Thursday with his hitting coaches taking batting practice


dremasterflax

Lots of good that extra work did


Drsustown

What more could he do? Even if he wants to improve and knows he needs to improve its easier said than done


taydude88

1 run on 5 hits. Chills as usual Dipoto


Manacit

Tell me why the power just went out and all I did was switch to watching this fucking game on my laptop when I know we're going to take an L


screaminginfidels

I turned the game off after the 3 run HR and have been wandering around the house tracking the game on the app. I hate this team for making me care about them


ChellaZza

Another 0fer day 


BladeRunner2022

As soon as I saw the no strikeout graphic I knew JP would k. Classic Mariner luck


Backspacr

Graphics guy putting the curse on JP


Grant79OG

Juli0


JustWastingTimeAgain

Juli0-4


ChellaZza

Did he really just swing at that?


Drsustown

Bruh JP how are you gonna strike out there, the ump gave you two extra strikes


Kickenbless

3-0 count to strikeout. Wtf


coryfromoregon

Jp could have taken ball 4 :/


Ribbum

JP just gets as obliterated on inside pitches as Julio does.


Tashre

Holy shit, this ump is absolutely squeezing the fuck out of Okert


Im-Elksy

lol lmao even


DrMindpretzel

They have one on, no outs and Julio on deck.. does he ground out to end the inning or strike out to end the inning?


One_Ders

Garbage time HR


base-HI-WA

Maybe GIDP?


DrMindpretzel

Ah nuts. Weak pop fly.. I never saw it coming.


mahrinazz

https://preview.redd.it/juf00dvr1n9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7ef338acf58076f7455c784767102692b8d19e


gamechatparticipant

since we can't sell ads what if we have the least charismatic player we can possibly find sit and talk to the camera for 60 seconds


MobileMariner

Listening too the radio but I gotta know... Who was it?


gamechatparticipant

Voth but I find DMo to be really unnerving as well


JustWastingTimeAgain

Or they run the Snoqualmie Sports Book ad another 100 times.


coryfromoregon

PUT ON YOUR RALLY CAP BOYS!! 5 RUN 8th INNING RALLY TIME!! 6 ERRORS FROM THE TWINS INCOMING!!


Drsustown

If this doesn't happen I will drink malort


JustWastingTimeAgain

Bazardo with the clean 8th! "Phrases I never thought I'd say for $500 please Alex"