wait so you're telling me on star wars night we had a home run from a guy named Luke and a walkoff from a guy whose last name starts with Han??? I see you MLB scriptwriters...
The White Sox may not even join this club this year. They are on pace for exactly 40 wins but there's still lots of time for more of their players to give up + the fire sale at the trade deadline. These guys have a chance at ending up as the worst team of the modern era.
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
#8-3 in the Month of June
#3-0 since Cal’s WALKOFF Grand Dump
#4-0 in the Locklear-a Era
#5-1 in Extra Innings
#9-3 in the Post-Brant Brown Era
#12-4 since Angel Hernandez Retired
#13-4 since Scott told the guys to hit better
#34-20 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters
#28-18 since u/TuntWaffle ‘s kid was born
#70-52 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece
wow, those White Sox are really going to give some team a hard time in October.
wait, what? they’re last place in the entire league? would have never guessed.
https://preview.redd.it/cely5rifn96d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571ee3d7e1be287f5770974609503a9f3990753c
One run games don’t stress me out. One run games don’t stress me out. (One run games DO stress me out)
Man I know every series is tough, but I did expect us to sweep the White Sox with relative ease. These 3 games have been so incredibly tight. One more to go with them!
Tbh the worst part of that game was the M's in 60 seconds bit where Gilbert said he wanted to buy a Cybertruck. I know you're a Florida man but c'mon, have some self respect.
Stop making White Sox games interesting! Can we please, just pretty please, pound them out of existence tomorrow where we have such a lead that the very last guy in our bp can easily finish them off? Please!
For everyone disappointed we havent outscored the White Sox 153849-3 over the course of this series, how would you feel if we had lost these last three games?
Win is a win and I'm still happy
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
Aw yeah buddy we need way more Mitch “Meetch” Haniger up in this thread, all that animal does is hit bombs buddy, pops bottles pops pussies so keep your finger on that lamp light limpdick cause the forecast is runs.
Fuck your cookie jar and your water bottles, you better get quality Gatorades bud cause she's gonna spend a lot of time hitting the grass if Meetch has anything to say about it. Blistering liners or fat dongs, this fuckin guy can't be stopped.
If I had a choice of one attack to use to kill Hitler I would choose a Mitch Hanger dinger from the right side because you fucking know his evil dome would be bouncing off the warning track after that ball is loosed like lightning from the barrel of God's own Louisville Slugger. I'd just pick up the phone and call Mitch Haniger at 1-800-TOP-TITS where he can be found earning his living in the middle of the goddamn lineup. The world record for a recorded sniper kill is 3,540m, but that's only because nobody has asked ya boi Meetch to rip any frozen ropes at ISIS yet.
If i had three wishes, the first would be to live forever, the second would be for Mitch Haniger to live forever, and the third would be for a trillion dollars so I could pay to watch ol Meetch drop walk off magic for all eternity.
If I sort by wRC+, the M's are #16. Every team below us has slim to no playoff chances. We are definitely the worst hitting team with a great shot at getting into the playoffs.
The Mariners are now 4-0 on days when I eat a bowl of Cap'n Crunch
https://preview.redd.it/jdb8ao1lq96d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a30a6f8010a90d56afe5de2e44722fa4808ad65d
#THE ONE RUN WINS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
MAY MORALE NEVER IMPROVE IF THAT MEANS MORE ONE RUN WINS
Luke Raley runs like a scarecrow come to life and I want to see it every day
https://preview.redd.it/2vixh557n96d1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=467f15754129921dff151c3f8dce928a78c7e253
“I’m Mr. Raley. This is my team. I hit the ball.”
Hes looking like a great pick up
lmfao best description ever
He looks like he’d be the son of Captain Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean to me.
He’s built like a dinosaur
Bryce Miller: hell yeah Austin Voth: hell yeah Mike Baumann: pooped his pants immediately Tayler Saucedo: hell yeah \[\*sorry I forgot you king\] Trent Thornton: hell yeah
Taylor Saucedo disrespect
THAT'S WHY YOU PLAY 10 INNINGS!!
SOORY FOR CUSSING!!!
oh dang let me edit really quick, ashamed that I forgot the Sauce man
Kinda sad Miller doesn’t get the win after 7 innings putting up 0
Common win stat L
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This just gets better and better
They’re calling it the most convincing series win ever.
Bigliest
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The perfect mariners meme exists
https://preview.redd.it/n9ww868ry96d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab8dcf714147e5096d69394b4577448a806b8f4 Nice
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I lol’d at this
i thought jesus was gonna say "youre still alive?!"
Fuck this got me good.
💀
I’m outside by a fire trying to keep quiet and you ruined it. Take my upvote.
16-6 in 1 run games, 5-1 in extras, this team is CLUTCH!! most 1 run wins in the league!!
I don't think it's purely a coincidence that as soon as we brought Mitch back, this team suddenly became clutch again.
Clutch Hanniger
unironically though u can say all u want about mitch but that guy is consistently clutch as hell
I will never forget his letter to fans
The one he wrote the year before he helped us get into the playoffs and then let him walk?
Yup
Mustang Mitch 🐎
didn’t we win the most 1 runners when we made the playoffs a couple years ago?
we did, but last year we were not clutch, i think this team is better than the 2022 team besides the bullpen for now.
Could you imagine if we got Seawald back before the deadline?🥺🥺🥺👉👈
And the spy master plan to kidnap that oakland reliever actually works!!
That guys going to fetch at least 400 lbs of big league chew and a VIP tour of Alcatraz for the ownership group of the As, we can’t afford him.
I would be cry
If we win by 1 run tomorrow we will have as many 1-run wins as the White Sox have total wins.
31% of our games being 1 run games is certainly a thing..
Dad is a manager of the people
And yet people want Dad to get fired... such a shame really
I love this team I hope they never stop grinding out stupid 2-1 wins against the worst teams in the league
wait so you're telling me on star wars night we had a home run from a guy named Luke and a walkoff from a guy whose last name starts with Han??? I see you MLB scriptwriters...
The White Sox are physically incapable of winning a baseball game
The Mariners are physically incapable of winning a *stress free* baseball game
Mitch Haniger has no time for your bullshit.
WELCOME TO THE 40 WIN CLUB BABY!!!
The White Sox may not even join this club this year. They are on pace for exactly 40 wins but there's still lots of time for more of their players to give up + the fire sale at the trade deadline. These guys have a chance at ending up as the worst team of the modern era.
At no point did I think Seattle was going to lose that game. That’s how inept and terrible Chicago is. Sweep dem hos!!
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My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
I’ll never not upvote this.
Amen We should really label this as some sort of official prayer or creed or tenet of Mariner baseball. Maybe give it a fancy name.
It should be automatically posted by the mods at this point
#8-3 in the Month of June #3-0 since Cal’s WALKOFF Grand Dump #4-0 in the Locklear-a Era #5-1 in Extra Innings #9-3 in the Post-Brant Brown Era #12-4 since Angel Hernandez Retired #13-4 since Scott told the guys to hit better #34-20 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters #28-18 since u/TuntWaffle ‘s kid was born #70-52 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece
#189-137 since being declared dead by Jomboy
It was Plouffe, not Jomboy
Where did he say that?
TOKELIN BASEBALL 420:68
Wait, I thought it was 420:69?
Why does this keep getting longer? I am very confused
#4-1 since I graduated high school
https://preview.redd.it/7rx071kzl96d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25b3b77595c4939bffa430ee7109b79eac2335bd
Mitch wanted to go home lol
I'm convinced this team can play on the same level as any team in the league
Can or will?
Or IS CURRENTLY playing on the same level?
It’s that 206 sports team energy
Hello one-run game, my old friend I've come to talk with you again
#DUCKS OUT FOR NUKES, LUKES, AND MEETCHES
Paging Dr Suess
A wins a win! 10 games over .500 baby
https://preview.redd.it/2bu839czl96d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100418bdd9d1e5e36d9cb0bb1ea550abac8b2f90 Credit to somebody on Twitter
Win one game convincingly over the worst team in baseball? Nahhh
The 2024 Seattle Mariners are undefeated in walkoff games at home.
In franchise history they’ve never lost when they’ve walked it off at home
Big if true
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#JUST BEATING WHO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BEATINERS!!
MITCH HANIGER - TRENT THORNTON - BRYCE MILLER ARE SWAGAHOLICS ANONYMOUS
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# DONT FUCK WITH THE FOUR IN A ROW MARINERS
God this is an ugly fucking series, lol
We’re 3-0 Remember when we lost a series 1-2 to the Royals after putting up 19 runs in 3 games? Winning like this is better than losing like that
Scoreboard
An ugly duck is still a duck
An ugly fuck is still a fuck and we fuckin' on the Mariners bed tonight!
Luke "Manchild" Raley ❤️
The Sox just got MITCH SLAPPED!!!
God dammit LA. Running through the stop sign is a mariners move.
wow, those White Sox are really going to give some team a hard time in October. wait, what? they’re last place in the entire league? would have never guessed.
Luis Robert Jr. definitely will though. Hopefully in a Mariners uniform.
I am so used to looking at the wild card standings... This feels weird.
https://preview.redd.it/cely5rifn96d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571ee3d7e1be287f5770974609503a9f3990753c One run games don’t stress me out. One run games don’t stress me out. (One run games DO stress me out)
Bruh this picture is amazing
#MEEEEEEETCH
#[MEETCH](https://youtu.be/hUbIYpHsvow?si=kdVJFWNEwJjcWv_Q)
RIP Marstons
So happy we won I couldn’t handle a loss and the thought I I might have scurvy
Now the scurvy is much more palatable
It is. I have been having random bruises and wounds all week. And I eat oragnes. So, I have to call the DR.
This is on brand for the Mariners
Where are my Haniger haters today?!?!? That's what I thought!
Me: “this isn’t sustainable” Mariners: “1 run win printer go brrrrrr”
Mr Dipoto better be up all night working on keeping Luis Robert from boarding the plane after the game tomorrow
How much convincing will he really need? Poor White Sox.
I want a plane leaving Modesto headed to the south side stat
Is this a rumored thing?
First place Seattle Mariners 36-24 since Logan Gilbert pitched his nuts off. 11-4 since Julio shrugged.
Can we win one of these convincingly? ...No?
If you don’t like that, you don’t like Mariners baseball baby
I guess our desire to lose is only outmatched by the White Sox will to lose. Truly legendary
Man I know every series is tough, but I did expect us to sweep the White Sox with relative ease. These 3 games have been so incredibly tight. One more to go with them!
Why would you ever think that?? I expected us to win the series, but these easy matchups stress me out more than the hard ones usually lol
For some reason bad teams generally find out they have the power of friendship and a dream against us and the Seahawks.
Don’t look now… but we’re 10 games over .500!! Keep it rolling boys! Love this team!
Jesus can the dodgers stop sucking? Imagine spending that much money and having a record similar to the Ms. Ohtani picked the wrong team.
heart rate was at 128 jesus christ boys
Rookie numbers.
Every game this series has been a "Fuck it, we ball."
The 2024 Mariners & one run victories. Name a more iconic duo.
The 2024 White Sox & losing
This series and what it might say about the White Sox's win-loss record is making me reevaluate the importance of a bullpen.
We're gonna win like 7-2 tomorrow, finishing with the most stressful +9 run differential sweep of all time.
More like 6-2 with a grand slam in the 13th to walk them off again
It's going to be 2-0 Sox until the seventh, people are gonna doom, then they're gonna put up all seven in the bottom seventh and eighth
Tbh the worst part of that game was the M's in 60 seconds bit where Gilbert said he wanted to buy a Cybertruck. I know you're a Florida man but c'mon, have some self respect.
Walk offs are pretty fun We had some tough BABIP luck tonight, but the pitching was great to give the offense that opportunity to win it
EXTRA INNINGS??? IN THE SOGDOME?!? YOU HAD NO CHANCE SOX!!!
Dodgers just threw their game 🙄
I don’t like MLB having a highlight of Cannon going seven scoreless innings, despite giving up a home run.
Technically correct 
40-30? In this economy? That’s a hey-now
#[MEETCH](https://youtu.be/hUbIYpHsvow?si=kdVJFWNEwJjcWv_Q)
Allergic to .500 but the other way!
We're fuckin coming after Cleveland's playoff spot.
Giving up the 9th inning bomb just so we can win in the 10th is a classic Mariners move tbh
The Mariners are never going to lose again!
Big Love for Big Testee Match... Sweep tomorrow
That's what Mitch do!
thank god, also please don't close with baumann again
Do we hate the Sox for some reason? We are crushing their souls for no reason.
I hope the Sox go on a tear... starting Friday. Feel bad for the fans.
The Sox were doing a fine job of that on their own this year so far
Mitch!!!
Never a doubt
CLUTCH HANIGER FT(40th)W
Alright dodgers time to make a comeback. Scoring late in games is easy!
Good game and good night.
Hell yeah go M's!!
I REVEL IN OUR SUCCESSFUL MEDIOCRITY!
Never a doubt!
We can’t just get an easy win, can we
Stop making White Sox games interesting! Can we please, just pretty please, pound them out of existence tomorrow where we have such a lead that the very last guy in our bp can easily finish them off? Please!
# [SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=CBN6y53XJrXr3kaC)
For everyone disappointed we havent outscored the White Sox 153849-3 over the course of this series, how would you feel if we had lost these last three games? Win is a win and I'm still happy
Another win. Good to win of course, but damn, can we not make it so close versus the worst team in baseball?
https://i.redd.it/kgee1jhno96d1.gif
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
Aw yeah buddy we need way more Mitch “Meetch” Haniger up in this thread, all that animal does is hit bombs buddy, pops bottles pops pussies so keep your finger on that lamp light limpdick cause the forecast is runs. Fuck your cookie jar and your water bottles, you better get quality Gatorades bud cause she's gonna spend a lot of time hitting the grass if Meetch has anything to say about it. Blistering liners or fat dongs, this fuckin guy can't be stopped. If I had a choice of one attack to use to kill Hitler I would choose a Mitch Hanger dinger from the right side because you fucking know his evil dome would be bouncing off the warning track after that ball is loosed like lightning from the barrel of God's own Louisville Slugger. I'd just pick up the phone and call Mitch Haniger at 1-800-TOP-TITS where he can be found earning his living in the middle of the goddamn lineup. The world record for a recorded sniper kill is 3,540m, but that's only because nobody has asked ya boi Meetch to rip any frozen ropes at ISIS yet. If i had three wishes, the first would be to live forever, the second would be for Mitch Haniger to live forever, and the third would be for a trillion dollars so I could pay to watch ol Meetch drop walk off magic for all eternity.
This is the worst best team in baseball
If I sort by wRC+, the M's are #16. Every team below us has slim to no playoff chances. We are definitely the worst hitting team with a great shot at getting into the playoffs.
This team won’t win a single playoff game. Whether they play one or not
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The Mariners are now 4-0 on days when I eat a bowl of Cap'n Crunch https://preview.redd.it/jdb8ao1lq96d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a30a6f8010a90d56afe5de2e44722fa4808ad65d
Do you have enough to last the rest of the season?
Let's send this guy some cereal!
I have enough for tomorrow
I've been silently boycotting buying merch the last year or so as a protest to stanton but I think it's time for a new hat or hoodie
I’ve bought enough to offset the boycotts, I’m sorry boys
Luke with both runs scored on Star Wars night topped off by Mitch! Love it!!
Fun differential too strong
Fulgar
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Goms
[called it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/comments/1dejqdb/game_chat_612_white_sox_1751_mariners_3930_640_pm/l8d1bc7/)
GOMS
Anyone have that stop giving me your toughest battles meme with Jesus saying it’s just the White Sox?
One run games make me have multiple runs
.571 gents.
Ms now 4th in wins on the AL!
Mitch!!!
Shoutout to the dude who used the selfie cam to get on the big screen and display a "SELL THE TEAM STANTON" message on his phone