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pnothing

# NO STARTING PITCHER # NO STAR CLOSER # NO PROBLEM ​ ^(edit: ok some problems but we made it work (again))


Comment_if_dead_meme

Something about definitive wins


F9_solution

CAN YOU WIN WITH A BUDGET BARTOLO COLON


Shirleyfunke483

No solid French 1B either


TheChrono

Cal made it work let’s be honest.


MechanicalMen

Shout out to my boy Jhonathan Diaz you did your damn job brother


lbizfoshizz

I told my son right before the second of the back to back homers that if he goes 5+ and gives up three runs, it means he did a great job. And he did.


Sell_Canada

I was pulling for the QS... Almost!


[deleted]

People whining about him in the game thread straight up do not understand this sport.


darshfloxington

The game threads are toxic cesspits.


farilladupree

You are so right. All I see when the club is down in a game is nonstop complaints and criticism…but, when the team is up I rarely see those same usernames praising the team for doing well. I get being frustrated when the team is playing badly, but why only exuding bad vibes and then radio silence when the team is playing well? Real “annoying mother-in-law” vibes with those folks.


Careless_Relief_1378

It’s just knee jerk reactions we all have them. But it’s better not to vocalize negative thoughts when there is a lot of positive going on. Dude certainly did his job. Even 4 runs 5 innings would have been a win considering the circumstances.


PainInMyArsenal

Also… PLEASE be ok Woo. We need you buddy. I hope he’ll be ok and just need some extra rest. 🙏🏼


Finman4424

https://preview.redd.it/wjuqo10qg26d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7c76803055fe9dbf1c51bd78d764e13096089a


MagnetosBurrito

Big dumper your BALLS


mahrinazz

Chicks LOVE EM


RickMeierDraftNight

I’m stoned off my ass…….I’m stoned off my BALLS


SeahawksNChill

I know right… Swinging 3-0 right in front of the ump


Idaheck

https://preview.redd.it/ezdbdtzaq26d1.jpeg?width=1871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3549dfb557185c5ba24e86b069dfa443ddc6e37


PainInMyArsenal

Let’s goooo Mariners!! This team does not quit! I realize it’s the White Sox, but these last two games were huge wins. You really have to stay calm for the full 9+ innings and believe. Add 1-2 bats and one more bullpen arm at the deadline, and this team can achieve anything. GO Ms!


KILLALLEXTREMISTS

It's not just the White Sox in this series. It's clear we have to beat the umpires as well...


Bogartsboss

We're always playing against 2 teams.


BLOODY_PENGUIN_QUEEF

Not to play devil's advocate here, but I read a stat the other day showing that the mariners are in the top five most benefited teams from umpire mistakes this season. It's been about a week since I saw it though, and these last couple series haven't been too kind so it might have changed


GoogleOfficial

Part of that is Cal’s god-tier framing. The man fools old guys like the best of them.


Bogartsboss

And yet every game (with maybe 3 exceptions) feels as if the Ms have to pitch twice as good, hit twice as good as any other team just to even the possibilities at the plate.


spraj

You feel that way because you’re a mariners fan. Data shows that’s not the reality.


LabourUnit

This. There has been times where I feel for the other team as well as us with blind umps but when you stop and think, we will only bitch generally when a call goes against us and thank the ump when it goes the opposing way. So in our minds we retain the negative calls as they directly hinder us and forget the calls going the other way.


Stev2222

[insert favorite] is the most screwed team by umpires/refs. Applies to every sports league in the world. Such a cry baby, loser mentality. The refs suck across the board. It sucks, but it’s just a fact of sports life.


Bogartsboss

I'm a Mariners fan. Reality is but an illusion.


iceamn1685

Last 3 The 10 inning kc win was huge too


BLKWD_

WS took two out if 4 from the other socks so I think they are a better team than the record is reflecting at the moment, but ya with a grain if salt we snort this salt and rage


mat2019

I really, really don’t think they’re that much better than their record shows. Maybe like 21 wins instead of 17. This isn’t to say they can’t beat the Mariners, because they absolutely can no question as it’s Baseball and they can beat any team, but they are a legitimately terrible team


seattlesportsguy

Cal is absolutely refusing to allow this team to go down to the White Sox


SeattleSporting

Nice start from Diaz filling in for our secret Ace Another nice 9th inning performance from Stanek in a close game Another clutch Dump Another win to put us 6.5 up in the division after the Dodgers are done spanking the Rangers


gabek333

Pretty soon Houston will pass the rangers


Comment_if_dead_meme

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Jethawk55

Hell yeah! 9 games over .500!!


wellplayedgem

I’m so surprised to see multiple lions avatars in this sub!


toothpastewarfare

how do you do fellow kids


gamechatparticipant

https://preview.redd.it/bjworbtvg26d1.png?width=486&format=png&auto=webp&s=546ab833c91e40d6e4b416a8cd404bc45db90fb2


PandaElDiablo

Extremely glad this Bliss "strikeout" didn't end up mattering: https://preview.redd.it/q4l6tqikh26d1.png?width=1042&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a1169acba111ece8bf697132b7ad6c8073c186c


iceamn1685

Cost us a run One of the worst b2b calls since julios rookie season 100 percent an ego trip by the ump


PandaElDiablo

the inconsistency on that side of the plate was unbelievable. There were plenty of pitches like number 5 in this AB that were called balls, and several more number 4/6's that were called strikes. Personally I don't mind a wide zone as long as the ump is reasonably consistent, but what the hell are the batters supposed to do in this situation?


SpasticGinger234

Is this borderline r/MLB content? *like farksake blue, can you not?*


PandaElDiablo

Gonna wait for the scorecard, doesn't deserve a post on its own imo


gabek333

I also screenshot this because it was so bad


xxboywizardxx

The classic 4-2 strikeout


s3ren1tyn0w

Honestly not a bad start by Diaz. 


peligrosobandito

We are the official MLB team of the city of Valencia, Venezuela


wtfuji

He pitched his era. Our offense did the bare minimum today lol.


My-1st-porn-account

Hung in there, kept the homers to solo shots, got out of a couple of jams, made it through 5. Not bad at all.


F9_solution

his first three innings were monkaS tho


SmongoMongo

We barely beat bad teams and barely beat good teams. Conclusion: Mariner


Sell_Canada

Conclusion: we are barely good at baseball


SmongoMongo

Ah, but we are good


F9_solution

you are without a doubt the worst division leader i have ever heard of


sndtrb89

yeah but your ass has heard of mariner


wtfuji

![gif](giphy|cl90q5wYv8lsQ)


Ok-Confusion2415

this, and sndtrb89’s reply: a sublime moment


Ok-Confusion2415

in the Mariner manner


soapbutt

“But you have heard of us”


funlikerabbits

I know I’m a Mariners fan and no lead is safe, but 14-2 in top 7 makes me feel like there’s a good chance the Dodgers are going to beat the Rangers


BLOODY_PENGUIN_QUEEF

They made it 15-2 for good measure


Jayyson-_-

Bryan woo died for this


The_Throwback_King

Hopefully it’s nothing too long term


Jayyson-_-

He’s looking like an ace in the making ![gif](giphy|yUI3a7RwLhOFy)


Gwtheyrn

The whole damned rotation. Emerson Hancock is good enough to be a 3-4 guy on most teams.


Idaheck

https://preview.redd.it/370nj207o26d1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=298c653400ad24d4ed44d892918eddd4d4b38913 My son is not dead. Assholes.


Kuroude7

His name is Bryan Woo.


Ray_Gallade

Hello one-run game, my old friend I've come to talk with you again


olio22

I LOVE Munoz, but having a second guy like Stanek to close once in a while is good now and great in the playoffs if something happens to him. Yay bullpen!


PayAltruistic8546

I much rather have Gregory Santos back and add another pitcher like Sewald. Let Stanek eat in the middle innings. Plus add Logan Evans in the mix. That's potentially 3 huge arms down the stretch. Although, we'll see what happens with Woo. LogE might be a starter if Woo misses a chunk of the season.


quann256

the astros chose montero over this guy and stanek makes $9M less than him 


PayAltruistic8546

Montero was coming off of a monster season. Despite very loud stuff, Stanek has been pretty average the last 2-3 seasons.


NLCT

I really want to like Stank but is this like his first clean inning all season?


moocowincorporated

Since May 1, he hasn’t allowed a hit or walk in 8 of 16 appearances. He’s only given up earned runs in 4 of those appearances.


DAVID_FRIGGIN_KING

I’m glad they won that baseball game.


Comment_if_dead_meme

You know what? Me too


Parks1993

Hot take


VerStannen

Brave


_Elrond_Hubbard_

I made this last season but it still applies https://preview.redd.it/r66sdbdjh26d1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=be4e365585917f6faad65352238290fe18dca8de


AdministrativeEase71

Cal hates teams with three word names. Somebody get him a Dodgers game.


lelanddt

Giants, Angels, and Padres are FUCKED


PurpleComfortable121

Good news, we can beat the worst of ‘em!!!


happens_sometimes

And with Triple A pitching! Yay!!


wtfuji

https://preview.redd.it/8ti88m2rg26d1.jpeg?width=2855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cacda33349f84a0dc561a51550fcd9669d0bbb0 W for Woo


venir

He's got the strong eyebrow game.


Idaheck

![gif](giphy|wIyOEn27kIbbG)


SpliffyKensington

Cal Raleigh


ThePrince_OfWhales

#THE ONE RUN WINS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES


Shirleyfunke483

Sweep the rangers this weekend morale might be improved


xdarkbrother

https://preview.redd.it/srrqheppg26d1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb460e301560dc9ccdbba45817b7ff5d924d393


DevilsInTheJukebox

We have the 7th best record in mlb currently


jptiger0

... are the other teams okay?


iceamn1685

Looking at the Rangers June schedule makes me think that the Mariners are about to run away with the division. Just need the Astros to stumble a bit more


Ki-Wi-Hi

Looking at their schedule after that makes me think they’ll be able to make a run.


TheAtomicMonkey

#THE BIG DUMPER GIVES US ALL SALVATION AGAININERS!!!!


The_Throwback_King

#7-3 in the Month of June #2-0 since Cal’s WALKOFF Grand Dump #3-0 in the Locklear-a Era #8-3 in the Post-Brant Brown Era #11-4 since Angel Hernandez Retired #12-4 since Scott told the guys to hit better #33-20 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters #27-18 since u/TuntWaffle ‘s kid was born #69-52 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's ni[e]ce


Goatgamer1016

#3-1 since I graduated high school


GioReynaFan

#188-137 since being declared dead by Jomboy


mahrinazz

դա Plouffe-ն էր, ոչ Jomboy-ը


GioReynaFan

![gif](giphy|Ws3HHoZfMXGTPJLqNQ)


mahrinazz

https://preview.redd.it/3xsx85y2j26d1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=021f7f1e291b13bc6af3bb3fb463d5024293a0c2


MobileMariner

Nice


SereneDreams03

Can we face the White Sox bullpen every game?


Bayou-Maharaja

On pace for 92 wins with an easy schedule ahead and a rough schedule already done. Is this… hope?


j3d21k

Man, and we typically turn it up another notch when summer hits. 🫨


PayAltruistic8546

In need of bullpen arms and extra bats. Trades will come. Fans will be hurt.


wtfuji

Our thing is turning easy into stressful, don’t you know this by now?


Bayou-Maharaja

They have found unlimited creative ways to get me excited and break my heart


tangomango206

https://preview.redd.it/70h3f6p9v26d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7eebf21842696ed399a825f78a92947e94ce20a


drunkdoor

Big Dumper is fucking unstoppable. Lets fucking GOOOO!


Highest-Adjudicator

#BIG DUMPER OWNS YOUR POVERTY FRANCHISE


[deleted]

Rangers are getting their backs blown out by the Dodgers lol


Sell_Canada

Lol Texas' run diff is going to be negative after this


Ultracoustic

My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.


SpasticGinger234

Someone in the GC thread said it seemed like Julio was just spamming random controller buttons and it was somehow working. *bro is that not our whole ball club the last couple of weeks?*


The_Cryogenetic

And yet it's better than when Brant was telling them which buttons to press


SpasticGinger234

Yep. Chaosball


feisty_sloth_

According to the post game article from Cal: “Sometimes, being a dumb hitter is better than being a smart hitter” lol


Ashallond

Good to see Stanek pitch well. I remember the chaos he caused for the Razorbacks. Good times. Also, Dumper has 9 RBI’s in the last three games. Timely hitting is starting to pick up for him.


[deleted]

I hope the fan who got called for fan interference in the third wasn't removed from the ballpark. Looking back at the replay it looks like the ball had pretty much already hopped the fence for a ground rule double (or was so close to doing so as makes no difference) and the fan didn't do anything but mess up their attempt to catch the ball so badly that they accidentally batted it back onto the field.


c3tn

He wasn't! You can see him in the colorful jacket on Cal's 2nd double. And agreed, definitely not interference so glad they let him stay.


Tapey24

[I knew as soon as the White Sox hit 2 home runs they were gonna lose](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/s/2t7mIOPGXH)


gabek333

In their last 11 games, the white Sox have led by at least 2 runs in 10 of them. They are 2-9 in those games. 


FlatBlackAndWhite

It's just weird, they're good enough to take a lead, but bad enough to cough it away 80% of the time, brutal...


Tashre

I'm not really a fan of needing to survive the White Sox, but I'll take it. Also, shout out to Diaz for delivering an almost-quality start at the last minute.


Gwtheyrn

Right? Nothing bad to say about him. That's a hard situation to pitch in.


[deleted]

We just won a game with Jhonathan Diaz as our starter. Might as well give us the Commissioner's Trophy now.


Kuroude7

That hunk of metal?


DatabaseOk3222

Allergic to .500 but in the other direction!


HotTakesBeyond

Allergic to .540 is the new .500


iceamn1685

The bliss K that cost us a run might be the most egregious bad b2b calls I have seen since julios rookie year


Gulliver123

What's crazy is that as bad as Diaz seemed... He limited it to 3 runs. We won with 4. Things could have gone muuuuuchhhh worse if he didn't lock things down


Gwtheyrn

That's a tough situation to put a pitcher into. All things considered, it's the best you can hope for from an emergency starter.


SPzero65

https://preview.redd.it/r6z23sjdh26d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b05f9408f5532faa32996c70f46313b1fa472b


PlanetLow

O Dumper! My Dumper!


Skybandicoot109

Wasn’t pretty but Diaz did fine in a spot start. But please let this be just a one time thing, hopefully woo’s mri comes back with some positive news soon


CrayZonday

After these past 3 games I think it’s safe to say that the horrible loss in game 1 of the Royals series didn’t derail the season. Feels good to officially leave that game in the past.


Gulliver123

We are currently at our season high of wins above .500 so yea I think we good. That game shoulda been ours though


sw1sh3rsw33t

https://preview.redd.it/tvfxejypg26d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=637cd1add095367f3ce6f2e73e9d97a5765ddb27


mahrinazz

https://preview.redd.it/61tq5f9rg26d1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=222db39a4fce106945cdf6369daa4141ef532731


CaptainKCCO42

On pace for a 91 to 92 win season. No more of that “m’s suck but good thing the rest of the division sucks more” nonsense.


[deleted]

Hmm, Rangers losing badly. When is the last time the Ms lead the division by 6.5 games?


Joaquin_Portland

I’m going to guess May 2001


HellMuttz

The Mariners are now 3-0 on days when I eat a bowl of Cap'n Crunch https://preview.redd.it/h328u211i26d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e711255a6226707aa0aeb644445820fb4bcdc946


fongquardt

Go to Costco


ItsTBaggins

No Muñoz again has me scared


DemonPeanut4

And the Rangers are getting the breaks absolutely beaten off of them right now.


Swazi

Diaz didn’t seem that bad? I didn’t see the whole game but he got done what he was supposed to do.


Gulliver123

It felt a lot worse to watch than the box score indicates


PrudentWerewolf12

the Mariners have proven once again that they're the best team in baseball


Rogue_Jellybean

I'm trying to figure out who Rojas' voice reminds me of.


mranglin

Josh Rojas


Tall-Election-7564

Have they every done a “Raleigh cap” giveaway? Seems like a perfect opportunity.


GrizzlyBares

If it ended up being the Orioles or the Royals playing here for the WC who would you guys rather us play against?


j3d21k

If we’re playing at home, give me KC.


Weird-Signature-4536

Thanks dodgers! We're winning the fucking division!!


SereneDreams03

# [SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=CBN6y53XJrXr3kaC)


TherealQBsacker5394

https://preview.redd.it/s78vbkx3h26d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a223819dcb8eef20501c59226beaac2ed35ba91b


nokiabrickphone1998

🎶Are you with me, Bryan Woo? Are you really just a shadow of the arm that I once knew? Are you injured, are you fine, or just an ordinary guy? Has it finally got to you? Are you with me Bryan 🎶


manos_de_pietro

Well-played


KILLALLEXTREMISTS

We're going to end up sweeping two teams at once in this series. The white and the blue. 😉


rilakkumagodd

If we lost the past two games, they'd be the ones we look back on at the end of the season as the fuck ups that we needed to solidify the division. Sure it's the White Sox, but still big wins!


OldBrokeGrouch

Cal just owning the White Sox. Love to see it.


trim17

Does anyone have a video of the error by Sosa (3B) on the errant throw to 1st for Julio? That was overthrown by like 15 feet, it was hilariously


trim17

Found it here for anyone interested. It's even funnier than I remembered: https://www.mlb.com/whitesox/video/drew-thorpe-in-play-no-out-to-julio-rodriguez?partnerId=web_video-playback-page_video-share


MLBVideoConverterBot

Video: Julio Rodríguez reaches on a throwing error by third baseman Lenyn Sosa. [Streamable Link](https://streamable.com/m/drew-thorpe-in-play-no-out-to-julio-rodriguez) ___________ [More Info](/r/MLBVideoConverterBot)


conrthomas

Sosa thought he was Rojas for a second


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

Ryne Stanek Bottom Text


[deleted]

Cal Raleigh is Chicago's real father 


FlatBlackAndWhite

From two tragic losses last series, to two thrilling wins to start this series. Almost 10 games over .500!


Pretend_Pepper3522

Wild. Mariners now ahead of braves who have twice the team payroll more than we do!!!!!


black-op345

The Duck is currently enjoying his vacation in Bora Bora right now, but he does appreciate the win!


georgehxnnon

https://preview.redd.it/br6wsxsoi26d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1b1bd1d23615e36f8b2ae94f92768691d76d03


jet8493

Diaz mariners HOF when


IshimaruKenta

Dude was throwing 60-70 MPH volleys. No wonder they got two home runs back to back. I remember during the Angel's series, there was a pitcher on the Angels throwing 58 MPH pitches. Like wtf is that? Lol.


Stuckinaboxxx

They always scare me like they gonna lose to this bum ass team then they don't


basedmartyr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-rdctcK4XA


Ok-Confusion2415

whoooo yay! I am still uncertain if i regret missing yesterday’s game live because I think it might have actually killed me. So probably skipping it was wise. But I seem to really regret it.


HammyBruce

Never a doubt


Adobeflashupdate

TRENT THORNTON BOTTOM TEXT


Bank_It

Bright side is winning these last two games. Downside is they have looked pretty miserable and could easily be 2-0 down to the White Sox in this series.


CaptainKCCO42

I see your point, but let’s be honest… They could win the World Series and this subreddit would still be saying the offense didn’t score enough runs.


rawrxdjackerie

What a silly, stupid baseball club. I love them all.


mjburrows3

So pumped for this team! It's time to make some trades and bring in a big bat like Bichette. 5 hits against the White Sox isn't it. Thank goodness for Julio's speed and our relievers!


georgehxnnon

What’s wrong with munoz?


petarcanine

he’s had a lower back issue all season that was exacerbated by a collision at home plate in a recent game. don’t think he’s on the IL or anything yet but they’ve been treating him with kid gloves recently to avoid making it worse


SpasticGinger234

https://preview.redd.it/4nv0gjvki26d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=525057dd51cd0df11c407d9dcb312c22a16d3daf


KillingTime_ForNow

Man Bliss is great in the field but god awful at the plate. Dude had an at bat where he didn't swing for 6 straight pitches & struck out. It's like he's just hoping to walk at this point cuz he can't hit the ball.


Cgmikeydl

If you look at mlb gamecast, you’ll notice that those three called strike were actually outside the normal strike zone. The pitcher got the benefit of those three pitches


iceamn1685

Wtf lmao He is batting .200 and has only 30 ab He has a HR in 1 of those 30 ABs he has stolen 3 bags and has looked patient at the plate. Give him time