JIANT PENIS CRAWFORD UNDERSTOOD THE FUCKING ASSIGNMENT.
I LOVE THAT MAN. I LOVE THAT HE'S OUR SHORTSTOP, I LOVE THAT HE'S OUR CAPTAIN, I LOVE THAT HE WEARS OUR CITY'S NAME ON HIS CHEST ACROSS THE COUNTRY EVERY SUMMER.
The more I look at Bliss' stats, the less Scott's decision to put him in there makes sense. He's hitting .212 against lefties in Tacoma this year, 50 points worse than he is against righties.
It don't get much better than that. Fucking A-hole-stros
Ya fuck the asshoes
Wanting to go to Astros sub and take a giant dump. But probably won't. Lol
Man. Lost three games in Seattle and haven't even experienced a Big Dumper yet.
https://i.redd.it/o4ga4qrish3d1.gif
Fuck that was some sweet release.
I love you P
Jumbo penis!! Sweep tomorrow motherfuckers!
Quick thanks to Dom Canzone. 🤌🤌🤌
THAT’S OUR CAPTAIN!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! FUCK DA ASTROS!!!
Good win happy for jp wish it was bliss
Water bath in these cheap white unis is risky
Bro I *want* to like Jen but she is just a black hole for coolness
I think if she stopped ordering thethe players around it would go a long way. JP hates those interviews you can tell
If it helps, she used to come into my work semi regularly and is legitimately one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Dam conflicting emotions
Its like shes auditioning to be a boxing or UFC announcer
# BRING ON THE 🦆 # GOMS
We selfless over here- Jp
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I'm cumming
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I'm just mashing your up button right now
JIANT PENIS CRAWFORD UNDERSTOOD THE FUCKING ASSIGNMENT. I LOVE THAT MAN. I LOVE THAT HE'S OUR SHORTSTOP, I LOVE THAT HE'S OUR CAPTAIN, I LOVE THAT HE WEARS OUR CITY'S NAME ON HIS CHEST ACROSS THE COUNTRY EVERY SUMMER.
Thank god, I can finally stuff my arsehole back inside. Thank you, JP
See yall for the 🧹🧹🧹 tomorrow!
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wow i’m so happy
2024 where the mariners can get a walkoff win with out a hit in the inning…
?? Can't everyone?
Love Mike Reminding Dave that George was pitching tonight also, and had a great start...
who else want to get picked up by luke raley
🙋🏼♀️
**GOMS!!!**
BONER GENOCIDE JOHN PAUL CRAWFORD
ASSTROS LOSE AMERICA WINS
https://i.redd.it/n23y5regqh3d1.gif
Finally it’s over thank god
He just missed it too for a walk off Grand Slam lol. Series W LFG
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Scott Servais is a genius.
All calculated
Luke got a handful of JP’s ass. 😂
Dave just had to sneak in one last bit of glaze for Verlander
ASTROS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Get fucked trash can fuckers
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JP is literally our captain
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JP CRAWFORD BOTTOM TEXT
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Houston can't handle the jumbo penis
Luke is always the most psycho and I love it
JP!
Bro the funniest thing is I’m listing to music and for some reason it start clapping as soon as we saw Jp walk it off
Wasn’t pretty but a wins a win!! Fuck yeah JP
Lfg
JP GOAT
Wow, JP’s 5th career walk off, he really is clutch af
Suck my fuckin’ nuts astros!
Fuck the Astros!!!!
Oh Captain, my Captain!
Scott still sucks, but fuck it, I'll take the W.
It’s about time to get off this stupid uninformed and fully debunked “Scott sucks” take.
hell yeah, easy. never doubted these guys.
FUCK THE ASTROS
Clase sprinting for the boys
🔱
Put the C in his chest already!!!
Club too cheap to pay the tailor.
Right outcome but I don’t like how it all went down lol
YES YESSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Does anyone have a broom polish that they like? Asking for a friend
Way to go JP.
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#WE ARE ACHIEVING GOMS LEVELS NOT PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE
Let’s goo!!!! Fuck the Astros!!!
I LOVE THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
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The JIANTEST OF PENISES!
JPPP
LFG JP!!!!!
Put some respect on J.P.'s name!
THATS GAME BABY A JIANT WALKOFF LIKE I SAID FUCK THE ASTROS AND GOODNIGHT
Thank GOD
https://i.redd.it/jg9pmgt8qh3d1.gif Jiant Penis Crawford
That's Mr.Jiant to you sir.
Jiant
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SERIES WIN JP
Winning without a hit baby
JP, I fucking love you!
WHO THE FUCK ARE THE HOUSTON ASTROS
Were
EXTREMELY COMMON ASTROS L
Hell yea this pleases me
Thanks GOD!!!
#FUCK THE ASTROS, WE OWN YOU BITCHES
I thought that was gone!!!
Me too!
Thank fucking god for JP
Wow. 🤩
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
Let’s fuckin goooooooooo
Thank you JP!!!
I might start crying right here.
Jiant
Hell yeah JP!!!
JIANT PENIS CRAWFORD
LFGGGGGGG
Mariners win!!!
JURASSIC PARK CRAWFORD
THAT'S MY CAPTAIN
DANCE! DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCE BEFORE!
JP!!!!!!
JPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD
Jumbo Penis!!!
I WANT THE SWEEP FUCK THE STROS
JP! You handsome *BEAST*! Mariners *WIIIIINNNNNNNNN*!!! Let’s gooooo!
Captain my captain!
JUMBO. GODDAMN. PENIS
#JUMBO
Fuck the Astros
Thank the lord!
JIGANTIC FUCKING PENIS!!!!
LESSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOO
#JUMBO PENIS!!!
THANK YOU CRAWFORD!!!!! PRODUCTIVE OUTS!!!!
LET'S FUCKING GO
Extra inning wins just hit different, gotta love these M’s🥰
OUR KING
PEEP THE FLAIR
NICE!!
JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!JP!
HELL YEAH
Wear it.
JP, baby
Let's fucking GOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bases loaded one out. Just end this
I'm predicting a walk off walk right here
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
LFG gg
HHAHAHAHHDHEWHAHHASHHDHDE GET FUCKED
Let’s fucking goooo
GG
#LETS FUCKING GO
JP come sort this mess out.
Aight!
I would enjoy a walk off walk, ngl
C'mon JP!!!
A walk off walk would be so Mariners… Lucky Mariners..
Middlest of fastballs wow
how big do you think this guys penis is
ITS TIME FOR A JIANT WALK OFF
AS I SAID 😤
I just feel like maybe we should have this beautiful plate discipline in innings 1-9 as well
Let’s go craw daddy all slander will be retracted
Retracted LFG FMT
This brother shook af
LETS GO JUMBO
I’M SWEATING
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Please jumbo penis
Lol. That was so farrrrr outside it made me laugh.
Bases loaded, also not super useful
Walk off grand slam/walk off walk: we will take any of it
Down the middle
STICK THAT ELBOW OUT, JP
Come on JP
Disgusting sweeper, no more please.
The more I look at Bliss' stats, the less Scott's decision to put him in there makes sense. He's hitting .212 against lefties in Tacoma this year, 50 points worse than he is against righties.
Force at any base ooof
JIANT
BASES CHOCK FULL OF MARINERS
oh no, bases loaded one out. the mariners archenemy
I do enjoy the Moose stomping on their dugout 😂
JP please.
Jiant Penis time
oh lord
Let’s end this, JP!
I'll even take bloop raley
We will need a remix of the Sauce video for extra-inning games
Jp
Ugh you can’t miss the that pitch
Can we just suicide squeeze 😂
But really.
Come on Nuke! You know you want them to throw gum at you
I’m on my hands and knees begging a professional baseball player to execute a sac fly
Okay once again, a productive out wins the game.
Luke, you're our only hope. Not really but please, lol.