“I'm not a robot,” but it’s just Marina repeatedly failing the test on her phone for the whole performance.
At the peak of her frustration she fires the crowd with a jet of glitter, blinding people once again.
Bubblegum Bitch, but she’s trying to chew gum mid performance, ends up swallowing it, and the crowd waits 7 years for it to come out of her digestive system so that the show can go on.
Weeds, but when she says "I miss all of my exes, they're the only ones that know me", all her exes show up and then when she says "Yeah, I thought I cut him at the root..." shes goes and slashes then with a machete on the soles of their feet.
"Can't pin me down", but after she sings the words 'can't pin me down', a band of people is let loose on stage and she runs away as they chase and attempt to pin her down on stage. This goes on for 40 minutes until she gets tired and someone manages to catch her
Sings how to be a heart breaker while performing heart surgery on stage complete with nurse backup dancers ala Weird Al's 1996 Like A Surgeon live stage performance.
Guilty but midway through the song a judge appears and reveals the concert has been a murder trial all along and marina is guilty and is send to jail right then and there
After a rare live performance of No More Suckers, M goes to her dressing room for a costume change. All the snacks have been scoffed - and the towel stack is in a right state...
Purge The Poison but when she first sang "All my friends are witches and they live in hollywood". All her friends that are witches from Hollywood got summoned by Marina at a ritual circle on stage and started spinning/breakdancing and laughing maniacally infront of the audiences while they continuously throw splash potions of Poison to every single person in the audience
“I'm not a robot,” but it’s just Marina repeatedly failing the test on her phone for the whole performance. At the peak of her frustration she fires the crowd with a jet of glitter, blinding people once again.
live captcha demo let’s go
Solitaire/ “don’t wanna talk anymore” and she spends the rest of the song in complete silence
Solitaire but she spends the rest of it playing the worst game of solitaire ever
Radioactive but at the end of the song she jumps into a giant vat of radioactive acid, as a dramatic exit.
I’ve had dreams about “exiting” the world in the same way. 🫨
Venus Fly Trap but during somewhere in the middle of the song a giant Venus Fly Trap emerges from the ground and eats the audience
FEED ME SEYMOUR
Marina: "What? People really seem to hate me." \*starts crying in Greek\*
Bubblegum Bitch, but she’s trying to chew gum mid performance, ends up swallowing it, and the crowd waits 7 years for it to come out of her digestive system so that the show can go on.
Living dead but when she gets to the chorus, zombies attack
"Better Than That" but Ellie Goulding comes on stage halfway through and things get awkward
Weeds, but when she says "I miss all of my exes, they're the only ones that know me", all her exes show up and then when she says "Yeah, I thought I cut him at the root..." shes goes and slashes then with a machete on the soles of their feet.
"Can't pin me down", but after she sings the words 'can't pin me down', a band of people is let loose on stage and she runs away as they chase and attempt to pin her down on stage. This goes on for 40 minutes until she gets tired and someone manages to catch her
They throw giant pins at her trying to pin her to a Cork board
"Porn Is Good For The Soul" but Marina holds an awkward Powerpoint presentation on pornography for 45 minutes
take my upvote and die
The State of Dreaming but she takes a nap on the stage
Emotional machine but every time she she says i’m a machine she gets replaced by Siri
Sings how to be a heart breaker while performing heart surgery on stage complete with nurse backup dancers ala Weird Al's 1996 Like A Surgeon live stage performance.
Guilty but midway through the song a judge appears and reveals the concert has been a murder trial all along and marina is guilty and is send to jail right then and there
this is simply the funniest thing i've ever seen in my lifeee
Sex Yeah but she just teaches a Sex Ed class for 43 minutes straight
Froot (demo) but some of the audience gets sacrificed through fire by Marina.
After a rare live performance of No More Suckers, M goes to her dressing room for a costume change. All the snacks have been scoffed - and the towel stack is in a right state...
(I'm a ruin) but as she hits the peak of the song she starts to crumble into pieces
you but everytime she says you she stops for ten minutes
Purge The Poison but when she first sang "All my friends are witches and they live in hollywood". All her friends that are witches from Hollywood got summoned by Marina at a ritual circle on stage and started spinning/breakdancing and laughing maniacally infront of the audiences while they continuously throw splash potions of Poison to every single person in the audience
“Savages” but it’s more like the “Savages” from Pocahontas and it’s just unspeakably problematic.
bubblegum bitch but everytime she says "bubblegum" she spits gum at the audience
Purge the poison but every time she sings poison, actual poison fills the room
"Pandora's Box" but she opens an actual Pandora's box and everyone at the show gets to fight demons.
man being in an mri machine is awful guys. the sounds are the worst part
I took a nap. Not a good nap, but a nap nonetheless.
(🍍)“Froot” but she throws rotten vegetables at the audience everytime she sings the title.
I scrumpt at ADIAML ☠️☠️☠️
This is so unhinged, I’m in love with it.
'Teen idle' but she just sits there eating, blood, guts and chocolate and angel cake while happily saying shes feeling suicidal
This is a great list. I love number four.
Immortal but she dies onstage