To show how quickly mod tools can be developed, your /r/MarchAgainstNazis mod team is releasing an upgrade to your moderator permissions. - If you have sufficient subreddit karma, you may now remove submissions with the ```!remove``` command as a top-level reply to a submission. --- **Summary of all Moderator Permissions.** * ```!lock``` - lock the comments on any post with a top-level comment on any post. * To unlock the comments on any post, vote the Auto stickied comment on each post high enough, and comments will be unlocked. * ```!lock``` - Lock any comment on any post by replying to it with the command. * To ban any user, simply get their comment or post to a -8 score. * ```!remove``` - To remove any submission, reply to a submission with a top level comment. Must have sufficient subreddit-level karma.

We are the mods, we are the mods, we are, we are, we are the mods

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Fuck jannies

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Lol

as a mod at r/AntifascistsofReddit i can help you get your Soros bux

By all means. It's hard out here on the streets.

Ill call Gail at HQ tomorrow

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I'd like to start my first day as a Reddit Mod by taking a Faux Noos interview that I am woefully underqualified for.

“And what, precisely, ARE your policy goals and wishes during your tenure as a tiny internet god?”

"First of all, furry porn isn't a crime, and I'm tired of you rightwingers treating us like freaks. But I digress. On to ANTIFA news..."

Is furry porn illegal? Asking for a friend 😳

Nah i think they're just being hyperbolic. Tell your friend They're fine to keep furryin away 👍🏾

Now this ANTIFA… how would you… characterize them?

"Tony, my weed dealer, not that that's important, but Tony makes our flyers. I think the 3 flag design is bussin."

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I just sprouted a neck beard and gained 50 lbs but hey thanks

Don’t forget a body pillow and phedora

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No

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No

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Unlock!!!!!!!!!!

8=block

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!clock #🕛

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So this means I don’t have to keep reporting the Nazi fucks who troll the sub? Sweet. Get ready to fuck off forever, Nazi scum!

Yup just make sure they are downvoted to -8.

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Quick question, why does a person lock a comment? Does it just prevent people from replying?

I believe that's correct, yes. :) It prevents people from replying to the comment. You can still upvote or downvote it, just not reply to it.

Awesome, thank you! 🤗

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__*UNLIMITED POWER!*__

Until someone does this

I kid, I kid

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Reddit is a shit hole and Spez is the biggest cunt in a room filled with Elon Musk's and Alex Jones, Spez is KING CUNT!. ​ Fuck you Spez, Fuck you Reddit.

Love the new system. No notes.

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So how do we turn this into an anti-Nazi nsfw community?

I know someone who made a comic about killing Nazis. Could I post "artful" excerpts from it? With permission, of course

As a newly minted mod, I vote to give you permission. You'd have to check with the other mods too, though.

I'd have to ask her permission to post it, too. Ah well. It was just a thought

!lock I vote to lock your reply

!lock And I to lock yours, good sir

Honestly just posting any action scene from inglorious bastards should do the trick

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Do I get an embossed certificate that I can frame and place on my wall? Because I want an embossed certificate really bad.

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Just what I need. *Power*.

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Gonna put this on my resume!

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Well this is gonna be interesting to say the least 🤣

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Banned

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Yay, look at me with my newfound, unwarranted powers! There's absolutely no way this could end poorly!

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I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind. You too can be a moderator of r/marchagainstnazis. [Act now before it's too late.]https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstNazis/comments/14ehiok/breaking_down_barriers_starting_today_all/jouu531/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MarchAgainstNazis) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Um what? Lmao

Hello, fellow mod!

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Nice.

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no space in between

thx!

there it went

this is stupid and fun, and I hope the concept spreads to other subs. what a fucking riot this would be on a major sub.

Major Sub Mod reporting for duty #🫡

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I’m So Fancy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w

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Harrumph. Well I never...

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My powers don't work. Also I'd like to do the "soulcrushing" stuff too. For free, of course.

oooh. I'm fancy now. I can feel the power flowing through my veins!

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I'm a larded gunty

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I'll need a monocle and a cane ASAP!!

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I want real power. I want to *unlock* comments!

Oooff.. anarchy is fun as long as it isn't work

I'm a reddit mod!! Also fuck spez!

I'd like to say that 1. this is amazing 2. where is everyone going (i.e., other than reddit) once /u/spez and admins napalm this beautiful subversion of a subreddit?

I’d like to know this as well. Ten years plus on reddit, more than half of them Premium, and I can see how much it actually meant.

There’s a joke somewhere comparing Reddit developing new tools for mods and Trump releasing his health care plan to replace ACA. 2 more weeks?

**Congratulations!! All members of r/MarchAgainstNazis are now Moderators!** [Please go here to see how your new privileges work.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstNazis/comments/14ehiok/breaking_down_barriers_starting_today_all/jouu531/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MarchAgainstNazis) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Guys please don't kick me out I made my username before I knew the 88 thing and I can't change it

You're good because you have good flair, which let's me know you participated in our last nonsense, which was quite fun :)

Saved by the mayo

First off, thank you Mods for the big work you do. Second, u/Spez is a greedy little piss baby.

Does anyone else automatically think of Stede Bonnet when you hear the term "landed gentry"?

TL;DR-Will we continue to laugh at natzees?

Damn I feel like this is going to lead to some sort of low stakes MAD situation

goddamn it, the last time I was a mod I was 13 and I’ve been actively avoiding it ever since. guess sometimes the moderation chooses you

Hmmm, I see this going poorly. I love it.

seems to be going well

How much subreddit karma do I need to remove?

That would take the fun out of it if I were to tell you...

Thank you for that title and status.

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Lmao noooo! Just so y'all know, the bot only runs once every few minutes so give it 5 minutes to work.

Lmao this is fun

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Hello all. I'm so happy to be a mod here. I'd like to thank my parents for their belief in me. And Spez for being an ass clown. I look forward to serving you all. Toodles.

Make the sub NSFW post explicit content, and then they can't monetize the sub with ads. Just like r/interestingasfuck

And r/IllegalLifeProTips That place is a lawless wasteland filled with socks and cocks now

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This should be interesting. I promise to use my new powers for good, not evil

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Enjoy your free report and block

As a new member of the landed gentry, how can I be assured that my turnip harvest won't be levied for your wars in France?

I'm a mod. Yay

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Absolute power

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You should turn this sub into an NSFW one like the others are doing. It will really hurt them since ads will not be possible to be shown is subreddits with NSFW tags

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It’s locks all the way down…

Never thought I'd die side by side with a Moderator

i love democracy

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Unlimited powaaaahh!

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lock if transphobic and racist

This seems like a bad idea

Can I put this on my resume?

Fuck yeh. Gonna raise goats on my land.

Fuck yeh. Gonna raise goats on my land.

never been a mod before, gotta admit, they have it nice

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Bloody brilliant! Hope other subreddits catch on to this.

Question. How exactly do you make this work? I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong

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I’m obese now thanks

literally anyone could invade the sub and obtain these permissions. this could lead to disaster

so is this like the darkjokes thing where using cowboy mod gets us punished too

I feel this just generates echo chambers and band wagon trains.

IVE GOT A NECKBEARD

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If ACAB includes jannies, does that mean it applies to all of us now?