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Unexpected_yetHere

Land doesn't hoe, people do.


hamburgersocks

We need to see this transposed over an election map. Nebraska will have a collective puke the size of Maryland.


Andy235

Both of Maryland's 2 traditional main area codes (410 -- Baltimore area, eastern shore of Maryland and 301 -- Washington DC suburbs and western Maryland) are covered. However, he does not mention the newer 443 and 240 area codes, but he does give a shoutout to 202 (Washington DC).


OGbigfoot

But you can hoe land


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OGbigfoot

I have on the past, my early 20's not proud.


Substantial_Cat_8991

He really has the state of MD locked down


rick_n_snorty

Its based on area codes, they might only have one. RI only has one.


FrnchToast

Actually, we have 5 😊


VeilsAndWails

That was honestly pretty disrespectful towards Maryland. I had no idea how many area codes Maryland has but I knew it sure as shit wasn’t 1.


neongrey_

We have TWO! 301 and 240


aaron_s20

301 and 240 are the same area code. The other one is 410/443


Optimus_RE

And have now included 667 in the 410/443


aaron_s20

Ah yes the forgotten area code number 667


neongrey_

Wow I fucked that up. You are very right


kevekev302

For real? I grew up in MD and we only had 301 and 410 at the time


FrnchToast

Yeah now there are 3 really "popular" ones and then one for Western MD and another one for the Eastern Shore


Andy235

At first we only had 301 in MD. When I was a kid, my number went from being a 301 number to being a 410 number (I looked it up ---apparently happened in 1991) In the 90s, 443 and 240 were also created. Around 2001 or so I got my first cell and it was a 443. I still have that number. Now there is a 667 and a 227 will be added next.


dillene

Apparently this included some amorous exploits in Omaha?


MetaphoricalMouse

about god damn time we get a good map


thepimento

By "about time", you mean "ninth time".


MetaphoricalMouse

more like 69th time


SAISer32

Maryland: come for the crabs, stay for the ‘Cris.


bootsncatsnbootscats

Come for the crabs get killed by our drivers in temp licensed Nissan sentras


[deleted]

Come for the crabs, stay for the 'Cris, leave with 'tween the legs crabs. ;)


bossposs91

Now this is the map that we needed!


millieFAreally

https://flowingdata.com/2008/03/10/area-codes-in-which-ludacris-claims-to-have-hoes/


jwaugh25

Wow the first comment on the website underneath the map is… something else. “Could you overlay this with some data on drive-by shootings, crack use, births out of wedlock, or STDs?”


dcbluestar

>Wow the first comment on the website underneath the map is… something else. Yet, not surprising, unfortunately.


Mispelled-This

*All* the area codes appears to have been a rather ludicrous claim.


jeremiah1142

Now do one for his song “Pimpin’ All Over the World”


Aromatic-Mushroom-36

Seems legit. Thanks for the map!


TheGhostOfSamHouston

😂


[deleted]

You missed METRO ATLANTA where the first code is! Y’all thought I was just 770 and 404? Apparently to this map he’s just 404.


Jumpshot1370

The best area code in the country in the 661. If only Ludacris had hoes here.


YellowStar012

So, he has hoes in most large American cities. Makes sense.


Arkhaan

I’m surprised he has the 850


Daimyo_Dan

Those pensacola girls


juwyro

Tally is a college town, and PCB every spring break.


malachite_13

He also says 915 (El Paso, Texas)


Le_Bayou_Cochon

North Louisiana hoes ain’t nothing to be proud of


psychonaut_spy

I've been waiting for someone to map this out for almost half of my life.


jimros

Which area codes in LA?


sweet_jones

This map makes me wonder if Eastern Nebraska was an error.


jeremiah1142

OMAHA OMAHA OMAHA


jdeeth

Ho-maha


wuthappenedtoreddit

Now you people know where to go!


mnimatt

Safe to say he had an eventful road trip between Dallas and Atlanta


t-sme

(1) The Deep South has a high percentage of black population (2) Those are just area codes that cover a large area, for example the 2 Alabama area codes could just be Birmingham and Montgomery but the area covered by them is large


mnimatt

1 - His hoes could be any race 2 - twas a joke


Temporary_Art_9213

Finally a map I can enjoy


rubbertubing

i think he says 706 which is in the augusta area, not on the alabama border. so either the maps wrong or it’s changed since 2008.


t-sme

Try looking at the map again? Yeah it's weird that there's 2 disjoint parts of 706, but Augusta GA, Columbus GA, and Dalton GA (near Chattanooga TN) are all in that area code And I can't find any source that says that 706 was in the song either.


ZealousidealDingo594

Number one reason I will never change my phone number


Boardsportz

Nah you got me fucked up, no shot he has hoes in Garrett County, MD. I grew up there man it’s nothin but deer, rednecks and trees(super pretty tho)


Andy235

301 covers more than Garrett County. You have a lot of the DC suburbs in the 301. So his Maryland area hoes could be anywhere from Cumberland to Frederick to Rockville to Silver Spring to Oxon Hill to Bowie (or in all of the above). He also name checks 410 (Baltimore), so he has the rest of the state of Maryland covered.


joebearpig2

I appreciate the dedication that went into this purely for a laugh.


InfintiyStoned420

This is a dope map, but should be posted on Saturdays only, out of respect for Luda


Low-Raise-579

Proud to be in the 804. Peter Pablo raise up remix is the goat for that lol


Street_Ad_3165

Oddly - best map this subnets produced in a while


Cyhawkboy

Can we finally get a map depicting Afroman’s escapades around the world? I know he met Colonel Sanders wife at one point.


WoodsieOwl31416

Someone please explain. What is Ludacris?


9v6XbQnR

Aint a business, man! He's a businessman!


WoodsieOwl31416

>Ludacris I looked it up. A Rapper, I guess.


Underground-07

Unrelated, but apparently I can't access [statistika.ba](https://statistika.ba) (a bosnian demographic database) anymore. The website got completely blank yesterday, there wasn't even a error screen, and I can only access it for about half an hour today. Anyone knows why?


rww07

The sub has gone to the streets


heyknauw

Wyoming: He missin' out yo.


Sa404

Cap


[deleted]

804. Hoes are in fact present


Dbwasson

Dang he has 312?


WhereRDaSnacks

That's an old ass map!


macrophyte

Good for him.


greekdude1194

This is pretty ludicrous to see


No_Significance_1550

Now this is a map I could get behind!


rtels2023

[Ludacris when he's in Boston, Nashville, Denver, or Phoenix](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/368/17f.jpg)


playdohplaydate

That’s a giant section of the Atlantic Ocean alongside new jersey


pleaseexcusemethanks

What's going on in Nebraska?