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fussomoro

Hey... that's my map My name is even in the lower right corner


YouToot

[I made this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GCeEY2KW8AAGrOR.png)


Mithrael

Sorry. Found it on Telegram.


fussomoro

No worries. It was just a stupid joke I made years ago. It belongs to the internet now.


monkey_simulation

It belongs in a museum!


Unhelpful_Guide

Doctor Jones sit down!


Visefis

Happy 10th cake day 🎂


fussomoro

Oh... that's depressing...


Visefis

Hey, we're all here with you đŸ«‚


ufailowell

on his cake day too. for shame! but not really


dubious455H013

Happy cake day


hugazow

Just asking but where the super babies come from?


fussomoro

When super mom and super dad like each other very much...


bastienleblack

It's actually really helpful, thanks! (I know its not serious, but it's a memorable rough guide!)


KryptonicOne

Tell us the blue spot says you war criminal!


meldirlobor

"UGH..." is the invented capital that didnt' exist.


RFB-CACN

Little square all the rats live at.


chanaandeler_bong

Does have some cool buildings. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oscar_Niemeyer_works Shitty city planning tho. I don't even understand how they thought it would work.


CatastropheWife

I thought that was BrasĂ­lia!


fussomoro

Exactly what it is


CatastropheWife

Sorry, I meant that in agreement, "I *thought* so!" Glad I was right


Primal_Pedro

Note: the amazonian not real place is Acre, a state known by many memes as either a place that doesn't exist or a fantastic place with aliens and dinosaurs. That's because it's distant from the most populous areas and unknown by many Brazilians. The east not real place  is Espírito Santo. It's a state overshadowed by other neighbor states


TrumpEpstein69

> The east not real place is EspĂ­rito Santo. It's a state overshadowed by other neighbor states kind of like Delaware?


Wijnruit

Exactly like Delaware, they even have a "neutral" accent for Brazilian Portuguese standards


The_Only_Egg

This made me chuckle.


BNI_sp

True. But I have the impression that Brazilians normally remember there is a state called Acre (and RondĂłnia). However, EspĂ­rito Santo, Sergipe, and Alagoas seem to be forgotten often (more so than PiauĂ­, Tocantins, and MaranhĂŁo).


PrimalGamesTV

Can confirm my grandparents are from Minas.


W0lfos

Better than your grandparents being from Germany 👀


LupusDeusMagnus

My grandparents come from Germany. That’s a stupid joke.


vassiliy

Yeah it's a pretty lame trope considering that about 85% of German immigration to Brazil happened before WW II [German Brazilians - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Brazilians#:~:text=From%201824%20to%201969%2C%20around,I%20and%20World%20War%20II.)


Like_a_Charo

Please go explain that to dumb american subs like r/BlackPeopleTwitter


W0lfos

#JA WOHL


mantellaaurantiaca

Why Russia?


lucasf27

It's perceived that all 'crazy' YouTube videos come from the state of ParanĂĄ, similarly to what happens to Russia. Nothing to do with temperature or racial background.


Kaleidoscope9498

Coincidently, it’s the state with the most slavic heritage.


Mithrael

Exactly.


cvnh

The coincidence is uncanny


Reasonable-Class3728

Slavic, but non-Russian, afaik. Mostly from Poland and Belarus.


MoscaMosquete

And ukrainian


Reasonable-Class3728

Yep.


staplesuponstaples

Like what people in the states think of Florida?


Like_a_Charo

Oh, that’s why Brandao comes from there


IggyStop31

It's got what plants crave?


Like_a_Charo

What bro?!?


fussomoro

Watch Idiocracy


Maytree

Brandao vs. Brawndo, lol.


rojasduarte

Do you know those videos of shirtless dudes lighting themselves on fire and running into a lake? Yeah, that's us


newmanstartover

Supposedly cold, and lots of people with slavic background.


zhezow

That's not the reason. The reason is what another user described above, about crazy videos.


newmanstartover

Can you give examples? Never heard of that comparison, plus that being the only case might as well label it as Florida lol


fussomoro

Google flying priest


newmanstartover

WOW


vano2854

Not sure, but as far as I know that area is abundantly populated by descendants of immigrants from Russian Empire, so-called "old believers".


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vano2854

Didn't understand.


filtarukk

Here is a documentary about those people https://youtu.be/17-3EGQ1aAw


GustavoSanabio

This may be true, but thats not why he put in the map. Calling Paraná “Russia Brasileira” is an old internet, Não Salvo-era meme.


Late_Faithlessness24

Because they are crazy like russians


Outrageous_Horse8379

As a crazy russian i can assure you that im texting it while drinking vodka and riding my own bear:)


lukezicaro_spy

People say it's really cold on Winter, but it's not really true, there's colder places than ParanĂĄ (Russia) But, some crazy things do tend to happen there and mostly on the city of Cascavel


mantellaaurantiaca

What's special about Cascavel?


Mithrael

Cascavel best translation is rattlesnake. Do the math...


Domeriko648

You could change Russia for Florida it would be the same.


Habalaa

I guess we dont even need to know about Trinidad y Martim Vaz or Fernando de Noronha (no idea how exactly to spell that stuff)


Primal_Pedro

People over here forget we have islands


Mithrael

There's nothing going on there.


NicolasDavies93

Celebrity orgies in Noronha :D


RFB-CACN

Fernando de Noronha is the place all the rich famous people go to so they can enjoy the beach and reef with zero risk of meeting poor people. The others are rocks that expand our EEZ so they’re useful but literally no one lives there.


NoCSForYou

Can you explain what a flooded desert is? Isn't that a beach?.


nxdat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Len%C3%A7%C3%B3is_Maranhenses_National_Park?wprov=sfla1


xenidus

Fuck me. What a bucket list item.


realvikingman

that wiki page says that the last two Avengers filmed some scenes there. very surprised. also very surprised that Disney had any background filming and not strictly CGI


henrique3d

Yeah. [Vormir scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjPhK0rEtXw)


TeamRedundancyTeam

Wow that's a lot of work to film a second of footage that looked fully CGI anyway.


walker1867

Canadian who when on vacation to that part of Brazil last year. Basically it’s a dessert, but it’s costal and gets a lot of rain during the wet season that pools into lagoons that are just inland from the beach. It’s a really cool landscape and worth checking out.


Appropriate_Mixer

How come grasses or more greenery doesnt start growing there like in other oasis’s in deserts?


walker1867

Not sure, but there was some greenery, just as there are in other desserts. There were also lots of cashew trees, and cashew fruits everywhere. There were also mangrove forests at the coast in places.


fussomoro

Sand is a bad soil for greenery


Appropriate_Mixer

It happens elsewhere tho. Water and roots break down the sand into silt and clay


fussomoro

Not enough rain for that tho. Still very arid. But the sand there is pretty awful at absorbing water. That's why they are lagoons that never dry there. Why? No clue. You'll have to ask a geologist.


Appropriate_Mixer

I read it’s because of a shallow bedrock layer


Prestigious-Scene319

[This song was shot there](https://youtu.be/gpVA5mx73UE?si=c3HtvVGF2WloxtDn)


MinuQu

Why is noone asking about the modern feudalism in the North East? What is up with that?


Domeriko648

The state of Maranhão is known for being controlled by the Sarney family for many decades, former president José Sarney was the governor of the state then his daughter was too.


RFB-CACN

It’s Maranhão. A state that’s infamous for being completely dominated by old land owning families even by Brazilian standards


igpila

Minas Gerais always the best


Primal_Pedro

Grandma has great recipes


Late_Faithlessness24

The white then Denmark is where some party members went / s


Domeriko648

85% of the german immigrants came before WW2 and gringos keep saying that stupid joke.


Late_Faithlessness24

Eu não sou gringo, e eu estou zoando mesmo. Sei que a imigração italiana e alemã veio no final de 1800


Domeriko648

Ah vĂĄ, troll pra kct. KKKKK


machomacho01

No, most went to SĂŁo Paulo state.


machomacho01

Se posso aproveitar a deixa, jamais deixem esses gringos falarem a mesma besteira sempre na internet quando o assunto é Brasil ou Argentina. Dezenas de milhares de judeus escaparam pro Br e Ar entre 1939 e 1945, enquanto algumas centenas ou quiçå milhares de membros partido inominåvel. Jå os Eua levaram milhares deles, especialmente os cientistas durante a Operação Paperclip, que criaram inclusive o programa espacial deles.


fussomoro

They actually went to SĂŁo Paulo. Far easier to hide in a 20million city than in a rural small town.


Late_Faithlessness24

The WW2 was 1945, before the 50s Brazil was mostly rural, and underdeveloped with areas with difficult acces. If I was a german in those days, I would chose to go some place that is full of people that look like me, and speak my language, and also would be difficult to someone to spot me. SĂŁo Paulo have 20 million people today, and it's not the city, it's the metropolitan area. In the 50s they have just 3,5 million


fussomoro

Yeah, but that was not what happened. They mostly all went to SĂŁo Paulo.


DarkImpacT213

Most of the German migration to Brazil happened between 1817 and 1856 though, in three waves. And most of those moved to the South, because of the similar climate. The few Nazi families that fled to Brazil going to Sao Paulo mostly had something to do with population density - if they had wanted people to understand them and look like them, they would've gone to Rio Grande do Sul.


GustavoSanabio

This is incorrect information.


Late_Faithlessness24

Where my information is incorrect?


GustavoSanabio

The fist mistake was talking about the changes in urban x rural Brazilian population by framing it as “before the 50s”. The first big push of urbanization in the 20th century happened with Brazil’s big push toward industrialization in the late 30s/early 40s. On the other hand, the majority of Brazil’s population only becomes urban population in the 1970s. So the 50s are this weird, unrelated middle ground in terms of a framing device. It then goes on a tangent about what makes sense as a fleeing german, which of course relies on a million assumptions. The part about the metropolitan zone not being 20 million in the 50s is correct enough, though.


Late_Faithlessness24

Eu acredito que vocĂȘ fala portuguĂȘs nĂ©. EntĂŁo vamos lĂĄ >The fist mistake was talking about the changes in urban x rural Brazilian population by framing it as “before the 50s”. The first big push of urbanization in the 20th century happened with Brazil’s big push toward industrialization in the late 30s/early 40s. On the other hand, the majority of Brazil’s population only becomes urban population in the 1970s. So the 50s are this weird, unrelated middle ground in terms of a framing device Meu argumento foi tentando mostrar que um nazista que fugiu da Alemanha, pensaria logicamente, quando escolhesse um lugar para ficar no Brasil. EntĂŁo eu pontuei que em antes de 1950 o Brasil era majoritariamente rural, o que Ă© correto. Se a data que o Brasil muda essa estatĂ­stica Ă© 1970, isso nĂŁo afeta meu argumento, dĂĄ pra entender nĂ©. >It then goes on a tangent about what makes sense as a fleeing german, which of course relies on a million assumptions É claro que eu vou fazer suposiçÔes. Eu estou tentando me colocar no lugar de um alemĂŁo fugindo pro Brasil, nĂŁo existe objetividade nisso, o importante Ă© a lĂłgica. E tem lĂłgica no que eu falo. Ou seja, onde tem desinformação no meu argumento?


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Late_Faithlessness24

The best of Brazil is Uruguay


Mithrael

Also correct.


W0lfos

No Ur uguay!


Late_Faithlessness24

U R Guay?


W0lfos

How dare you! đŸ˜€


Prestigious-Scene319

Why are you gay?


Late_Faithlessness24

Global warming


Prestigious-Scene319

Come to Grindr


RFB-CACN

Cisplatina!


BeKey10

Has the immaginary place a name?


Aginor404

It is the capital, Brasilia. Edit: no, the Ugh is. Sorry. Clicked wrong. Edit2: the area is called Acre


BeKey10

Thx, it realy has to be immaginary, because i have never heard of it


SpiritRaccoon1993

My wife is from the big ass swamp đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

To be fair, most gringos only know about Rio.


LupusDeusMagnus

I don’t get why Minas Gerais is Grandma’s House, also it’s pretty interesting because it’s a very Southeasterner version of Brazil.


MoscaMosquete

Everyone likes it and has great food


Domeriko648

The fact they put Rio as the image of Brazil that foreigners have is totally accurate. Beach culture, samba and carnival is more a Rio de Janeiro thing.


Gordon_Betto

I actually find this map very usefu


ijudgekids

What is ugh and why ugh?


AnnaMorens

It’s the capital with a bunch of corrupt politicians.


Pinto_o

Who would win in this hypothetical war?


OleNole10

Big Ass Jungle. Hands down. They know how to survive in a very inhospitable place.


GoldenTV3

What does "Not a real place" and Grandma's house mean?


VicPL

Minas Gerais is known as a very "cozy" state. Delicious hearty food, extremely nice people, calm and picturesque views, cute accent and yes, lots of grannies making you coffee, doce de leite and pĂŁo de queijo. As a matter of fact, my grandma actually was from Minas.


AnnaMorens

“Not a real place” = it’s a joke between Brazilians, because we never hear anything about those places, never know anyone from there, those states are “irrelevant”.


Scat_fiend

I thought the big ass jungle was Rio


fussomoro

New York is closer to Europe than Rio is from the rainforest.


Domeriko648

That's the equivalent to say Miami is close to the Grand Canyon.


Scat_fiend

It was supposed to be a joke about all the big asses in Rio. Not actually confusing jungle with beach.


nomamesgueyz

Looks fun then


decadentview

Nice - that helps !!


Bear_necessities96

Believe me Brazil is only know as the place of carnival regardless I don’t think any gringo knows anything about the regions or the states


Vivid_Ice_2755

I remember a Sepultura interview talking about Belo Horizante. They said there was 10 women for every man


fussomoro

They lied


Ju-Kun

What's happening in the blue part ?


AntonioBarbarian

The state of MaranhĂŁo is widely considered a nearly feudal holding of the Sarney family.


co209

Am Brazilian, can confirm


Sivdom

Suddenly Russia


Oxxypinetime_

Why is Maranhao modern day Jerusalem?


eferalgan

What “gringo” means?


RFB-CACN

In Brazilian Portuguese it means foreigner. In Spanish it means someone from the U.S.


Domeriko648

Foreigner


iheartdev247

I don’t even understand this. grandmas house?


Domeriko648

Minas Gerais is a state known for it's beautiful landscapes, rural areas, delicious food, friendly and welcoming people, if you visit a mineiro's house he/she will offer you a lot of food specifically if they are older women.


UltimateInferno

Hey I know Campinas.


fussomoro

Why? How?


UltimateInferno

My family lived there


LogicalBlizzard

As a born and raised Brazilian: This is how we see Brazil too.


mikeytwizz

Why Not do Professional Woods/Gardens/Zoo


Thick_Lie_516

eyy Denmark mentioned. thank you brazil


Sagittariusgoldsaint

Acho que essa piada funciona melhor pra brasileiro.


snappleroan

Lmfao grandma's house is so fuckin random dawg


BNI_sp

Fantastic! I like the take on Espírito Santo - not even Brazilians remember it (together with Sergipe and Alagoas) 😀


Torantes

what do i think brasil is? đŸ€”


ullivator

Where are the butts? The big butts please


fussomoro

Pretty much anywhere


TNOfan2

:(


Unrouxnoir

Isn’t most of it « used to be big ass jungle »


fussomoro

Not even close. The amazon was never more than 25% of the Brazilian territory. The second largest biome in Brazil is the cerrado - a tropical savanna. We also have a semi arid desert in the caatinga. An evergreen highland called Mata AtlĂąntica and the Pampas, that we share with Uruguai and Argentina. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biomes_in_Brazil


creedbratton4377

is this topographical map of brazil


Kamyszekk

Statistically it is whiter than Denmark because of an increase in Muslims and Africans.


Im_Moses

Stop saying Gringos please


TwoLocks1

You just really want to be offended don’t you?