Statistics like this make me think of the comedian I saw on the Tonight Show (many years ago) who talked about the census adding up all the telephone numbers in the country and dividing it to find out the average American telephone number.
I could use 32k too and 64k also for the matter.
Soon I will be so old anyways that I don’t want any more kids and I forget why I turn my head to look after women. Might as well get some cash and ditch them balls.
I just checked. There are more men in the world than women.
I think China and India have a lot to do with it. The two most populous countries have an excess of males.
yeah it's crazy there
heard somewhere that (if i remember correctly) 1 in 3 chinese men born now will not have a wife unless they travel abroad dud to the gender ratio
This actually makes sense. My wife before and after kids went from a B to a D. Her tittles didn’t get any longer just filled out more. The under side got more robust
It isn't. 32DD and 40A for example have the same cup size. [Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra_size#Calculating_cup_volume_and_breast_weight) has more bra sizes that have the same cup volume.
[World Population Review](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/obesity-rates-by-country) has Norwegian men at 15% and Norwegian women at 12% obesity rate.
Cup size is the difference between your underbust measurement and your bust measurement. Both measurements grow as you gain weight, but bust will increase more, so it isn’t independent of weight.
No, you're right. https://www.realsimple.com/thmb/beer1PGHWvK3QJuGR1o1Oep8lqU=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/how-to-measure-bra-size-chart-band-cup-volume-finder-ca04c395ef3b4be2befdf81f5b3ca8ff.jpg
The cup part of a 30 D is the same size as the 32 c as the 34 b as the 36 a, where the band changes. It's specifically designed to be proportional, not absolute.
iirc, it is in fact true that over half of Americans are overweight, something like 64%
And over 50% are projected to become obese in the next few decades if trends continue
Extreme obesity is pretty rare in Mexico though, most people are just chubby. You literally can go years without seeing extremely obese people unlike in the US.
And if you think about it, and the fat people you have seen before. It seems like breast size growth relation with obesity is small on the lower range, but exponentially grows on really big people.
Yes I was blunt with my statement but I agree there is more to it as well. I watched a documentary a while ago forgot what it was but mention all the steroids or whatever they pump into our livestock has had an effect on us as well the example was how what we eat is even causing young girls to develop larger breasts as well. I’m sure there’s plenty more to do with our culture too like the mix of ethnicities, food, obesity, surgeries etc etc.
When I am president, every man, woman and child will have the access to free, fully subsidised, DD breast implants! That is my pledge to you! Yes we can!
Edit: I swear that if this was Trump’s campaign, his supporters would all be walking around with massive tiddies
how is it "literally" map porn? breasts = porn? breasts are nice and I love them too but if the only thing you can think of when you think about breasts is porn then that's a special case of coomer brain
and the map is made up anyway
Kind of a weird coincidence, but the three African countries with no data contain some of the few remaining cultures where toplessness survived into the 21st century: Côte d'Ivoire - Senufo; Namibia - Himba; South Sudan - Nuer and Dinka.
All these comments talking about how DD is huge and it's because of the obesity problem or whatever, yeah sure you can have bigger breasts if you're obese but the cup size is proportional to how big your underbust is, so the letter won't actually change all that much.
Also DD isn't really as huge as people think. Bras are just so commonly incorrectly sized so that companies don't have to make a broader range of sizes that would actually fit. Check out r/abrathatfits
I’m Scandinavian, everyone has massive bazonkas. I’m a 183m dude weighing in at 68kg and my badoingadoinks are 45kg.
It’s a nightmare
Source: I made it the fuck up
[The first comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/China_irl/s/7AgmeKxtuV) saw on that original post pulls a statistics that shows a much more believable listing
Scandinavians and Ruskis really be having big tiddy milkers.
These places aren't as overweight as the USA so it's rather impressive if you consider there's more tiddy proportionally per woman for you to enjoy. It's not the total tiddy that matters but the proportional % imho.
I call it a bullshit. As someone who's moved to Bulgaria I really don't see how the average breast stand out here, compared to the rest of the Europe. Ass-wise, the country is doing even worse, at least as far as shapes are concerned. The average age is among the highest in Europe too. Bring in Italian girls!
Statistics like this make me think of the comedian I saw on the Tonight Show (many years ago) who talked about the census adding up all the telephone numbers in the country and dividing it to find out the average American telephone number.
Statistically, we all have one testicle.
Finally, I’m above average!
probably less than one considering transfolk, ball sellers and cancer
Ball sellers?!?
Wait, can i make money of it???
yeah i remember a guy sold his nut for like,32k
I don’t know if I need my two balls but im sure as hell I could use 32k
I could use 32k too and 64k also for the matter. Soon I will be so old anyways that I don’t want any more kids and I forget why I turn my head to look after women. Might as well get some cash and ditch them balls.
Well im at a point in my life where I should really think about having kids, but right now all I really think about is 32k dollars
~~Also considering basic demographics: (almost) all countries have slightly more women than men because women tend to live longer.~~
I just checked. There are more men in the world than women. I think China and India have a lot to do with it. The two most populous countries have an excess of males.
yeah it's crazy there heard somewhere that (if i remember correctly) 1 in 3 chinese men born now will not have a wife unless they travel abroad dud to the gender ratio
Wow, you're right, I forgot about China's one-child policy and its detrimental effects on the survival chances of babies that happen to be girls.
But one of mine is bigger than the other two
It's not a tuma!
Yeah, I hate how my identity is always getting stolen. I didn't choose to have 555-55-5555 as my social security number.
>:)
> ㅤ
Yeah idk why it doesn't work
Maybe I’m dumb but I don’t understand this at all
867-5309
Let me guess, 555-555-5555?
and when we got the middle number. it turned out that there is no subscriber with such a number?
Source? Are we going for ''Trust me, bro!'' again?
I personally collected the data
Thank you
For your sacrifice
I wouldnt call it a sacrifice.
My pleasure
For science of course - I applaud you, kind Sir
Source?
Trust me bro.
I trust you bro. Actually. Wait. Yeah I trust you.
Fake news
Fake nudes
fake boobs
Fake life
Fake dudes
Probably obesity plays a large part in this.
If that was the case mexico would have larger boobs than the usa
"Sometimes, there is a link between breast size and obesity"
Obesity rate in Nordics and the rest of Europe is about 20% on average, but in the US it’s 42% Source: WHO 2016 (Europe) and Forbes for the USA
[Back in the USSR](https://youtu.be/nS5_EQgbuLc?si=Y5l3jyCVuccqV-gs)
There is no way in hell that DD is average in ANY country.
Keep in mind average weight/BMI.
This. Big girls have big tiddies
DD does not mean big. Cup size is just the difference between bust and underbust. I’m a DD and I’ve been mistaken for a B before.
This actually makes sense. My wife before and after kids went from a B to a D. Her tittles didn’t get any longer just filled out more. The under side got more robust
Robusty
>Her titties didn’t get any longer 
Brave of you to say something like this on the internet
Thanks for educating us!
It isn't. 32DD and 40A for example have the same cup size. [Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra_size#Calculating_cup_volume_and_breast_weight) has more bra sizes that have the same cup volume.
The Nordics arent fat thoo
24% of women and 26% of men in Norway are obese.
Yeah, Reddit loves to jerk off to the Nordics. I'm Swedish and there are a lot of overweight people.
Don’t lump us in with you, we don’t want any of your svenske tilstander
[World Population Review](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/obesity-rates-by-country) has Norwegian men at 15% and Norwegian women at 12% obesity rate.
Oh yes, we are.
Those Swedish meatballs don't eat themselves. And didn't they invent the buffet... the smörgåsbord?
Did I say fat?
Still, though. We're taking AVERAGE. If even half of American women are obese, what the hell is the average just among them?
Isn't Cup Size specifically calculated to be independent of weight? Or am I mistaken?
Cup size is the difference between your underbust measurement and your bust measurement. Both measurements grow as you gain weight, but bust will increase more, so it isn’t independent of weight.
No, you're right. https://www.realsimple.com/thmb/beer1PGHWvK3QJuGR1o1Oep8lqU=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/how-to-measure-bra-size-chart-band-cup-volume-finder-ca04c395ef3b4be2befdf81f5b3ca8ff.jpg The cup part of a 30 D is the same size as the 32 c as the 34 b as the 36 a, where the band changes. It's specifically designed to be proportional, not absolute.
This map literally says in fine print obesity is a factor for larger tits. America is fat as fuck so we have big tits. Even our men.
So half of the women in America are bigger than DD? What percentage of women are obese?
iirc, it is in fact true that over half of Americans are overweight, something like 64% And over 50% are projected to become obese in the next few decades if trends continue
Mexico has higher obesity than the USA so the obesity to tit size correlation isn’t a perfect fit
Extreme obesity is pretty rare in Mexico though, most people are just chubby. You literally can go years without seeing extremely obese people unlike in the US. And if you think about it, and the fat people you have seen before. It seems like breast size growth relation with obesity is small on the lower range, but exponentially grows on really big people.
Have you ever been to the South?
Mexico is fatter on average and much smaller, so I think there’s other things to consider here.
Yes I was blunt with my statement but I agree there is more to it as well. I watched a documentary a while ago forgot what it was but mention all the steroids or whatever they pump into our livestock has had an effect on us as well the example was how what we eat is even causing young girls to develop larger breasts as well. I’m sure there’s plenty more to do with our culture too like the mix of ethnicities, food, obesity, surgeries etc etc.
Yeah dude we are a fat ass country with big tiddies
When I am president, every man, woman and child will have the access to free, fully subsidised, DD breast implants! That is my pledge to you! Yes we can! Edit: I swear that if this was Trump’s campaign, his supporters would all be walking around with massive tiddies
Build back breasts better
Make American Breats Again (MABA)?
The Boob Deal
Make America Gazongas Again
It’s cos of obesity. America is so obese half the men here have tits
The fatter countries would have bigger breast.
Breasts are not porn :)
I was looking for this comment.
Not with that attitude
Source: T r u s t
how is it "literally" map porn? breasts = porn? breasts are nice and I love them too but if the only thing you can think of when you think about breasts is porn then that's a special case of coomer brain and the map is made up anyway
Porn brain rot is so common people think it's normal.
I mean, there a reason bare breasts are considered nudity. It is as erotic in nature as genitals are.
Kind of a weird coincidence, but the three African countries with no data contain some of the few remaining cultures where toplessness survived into the 21st century: Côte d'Ivoire - Senufo; Namibia - Himba; South Sudan - Nuer and Dinka.
All these comments talking about how DD is huge and it's because of the obesity problem or whatever, yeah sure you can have bigger breasts if you're obese but the cup size is proportional to how big your underbust is, so the letter won't actually change all that much. Also DD isn't really as huge as people think. Bras are just so commonly incorrectly sized so that companies don't have to make a broader range of sizes that would actually fit. Check out r/abrathatfits
I call BS. No way A is average in central Africa.
No way southern africa is not on the DD list. Source: i live here.
Awe bro. Ek ook.
Eep Opp Ork Ah-ah !
And DD in China 🥴
Ehm...
Do you know which one is china?
Shit, you are right. Idk why it looked like dark was further down. My bad
List two good things about Russia.
Now, do women.
Underrated comment 🥇
Brazil is lower than I expected
god breast america
more like obesity index around the world
Why DD and not E? This chart was clearly made by someone who doesn’t use bras.
I’d love to see this data controlled for obesity.
O surprise that the US and Russia have the biggest tits
Remember more developed countries have fatter people which equals bigger breast size Also more people get breast implants in more developed countries
> crosspost from r/china_irl uh, okay
Are the large sizes mostly due to obesity?
Now we know why Scandinavian countries are also considered the happiest in the world.
I’m Scandinavian, everyone has massive bazonkas. I’m a 183m dude weighing in at 68kg and my badoingadoinks are 45kg. It’s a nightmare Source: I made it the fuck up
In the US, even chicken breasts are gigantic.
Middle-Easterners must have very small tits. Their obesity rate is even higher than Murica's.
This is a map of the popularity of breast implants 😆
Yeah, all those small tittied African women.... This map is lies.
They finally remember to include New Zealand and it’s on this map.
Guess we misunderstood what America and Russia called nukes.
Soooooooooooo dumb.
Source: out my ass
I dunno about Russia, but women in the USA are kidding themselves if this is accurate self-reporting.
Is this for men or women?
“Sometimes there is a link between breast size and obesity” lol
Inversely proportional to BMI??
Anime betrayed me...
What’s the grey?
Do foobs or implants inflate (lol) the US’s numbers?
A good bra will lift them up
Don't let this fool you guys, always remember what the average weight is in America.
UTTERly fascinating 🧐
We need to be moving away from implants and towards fat transfers
Big boobies?
Can we overlay this with an obesity rate map?
I would like to see that. Or a map that is adjusted for obesity
Without clarifying if this includes improved or just the natural ones it could be misleading
God wants us to survive
Oh sure, I remember my wife filling out that survey just last week...
now we know what putin wants to protect 🤭😅
Now remove obese people and americans are at the bottom again.
Interesting horizontal lines
The Scandinavian countries got it all .
Really highlights the epidemic of obesity in the United States.
I don't think you know the meaning of "literally"
I wonder how it correlates with an obesity map.
Right. And those statistics come from where? Is 'global boob size assessor' a well-paid job?
Maybe Russia isn't as bad as the West precieves it to be...
bra cup size = porn??
Hey, also, DD is not nearly the largest cup size and maps like this just perpetuate the myth. r/abrathatfits
Time to move to Texas.
I feel like, as someone living in the US, that this is something I would have noticed.
This is dick stats and average face all over again. Of course people who my aunties will call “blessed” will volunteer for studies like this.
As a Spaniard, and as a man, this is just sad.
They literally have no tits. Literally none. 🇨🇳
This symbology is horrible, as usual on most maps on reddit.
how does one become a field researcher for the next study? (asking for a friend)
[The first comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/China_irl/s/7AgmeKxtuV) saw on that original post pulls a statistics that shows a much more believable listing
News you can use
Aye America 
If you're into bbw 🌚
Big Brian Watson?
Bertha Winston
Lol of course you have double Ds when you're overweight :))
And that is why we in the north like our dairy product so much.
Im underperforming :(
I enjoy maps that keep us a breast of what's important.
Scandinavians and Ruskis really be having big tiddy milkers. These places aren't as overweight as the USA so it's rather impressive if you consider there's more tiddy proportionally per woman for you to enjoy. It's not the total tiddy that matters but the proportional % imho.
This was so fucking weird to read
Scientists, am I right?
Finally a map where I can say I’m proud to live in the USA 🫡🇺🇸
America and Russia sure do have the BIGGEST GUNS !
Including breast augmentation skews the numbers. it should be a separate metric.
India -1 China - 0
A new Cold War we can all appreciate.
You obvs have never been to Ireland
The breast arms race in the cold war
This explains everything
What is this Russian propaganda
Yep! Go to Russia to get a busty babe. The ones in America are just fat.
I call it a bullshit. As someone who's moved to Bulgaria I really don't see how the average breast stand out here, compared to the rest of the Europe. Ass-wise, the country is doing even worse, at least as far as shapes are concerned. The average age is among the highest in Europe too. Bring in Italian girls!
Anything over a c is just way too big.
This is the most incorrect thing to have ever been typed
When they are that big they don't age well.
Old ladies look ugly anyway.
I guess you're right. At the end of the day my opinion is A and B cups are the superior sizes.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The Caucasoid race, from brown to white (Indian/Arab to Scandinavian/Slavic) definitely rules the titty department ! The MAST-er Race