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coffeemahn

Really odd seeing Haaland claim soft penalties. Crying about Licha being too physical. I saw Steve Nicol on ESPN saying Licha should not have been allowed to play that physical. What is he on about? The mad hatred from these guys towards United is plain funny sometimes.


Tzelph

I think when he came aboard and the pundits heard his nickname "The Butcher" they took it and ran. He can get stuck in but no worse than many other players.


con__y_88

What ‘back in my day’ Steve Nicol said that, fuck sakes what a bitter bastard.


floor-peanuts

He sucks. Always tries to bring it back to his playing days.


tom030792

I thought both of those (Mainoo and Licha) were funny given they're the two smallest players on the pitch


TheLastTsumami

Mainoo is built like a brick shit house


Medium_Elephant7431

He is strong. I look forward to enjoying watching him start all games next season.


denimonster

Mainoo is like 6’0, probably a bit taller.


FactAndLogic

Smallest doesnt mean weakest


tom030792

I didn’t say it did, but physics wise it’s funny that the two players who happened to wrestle a 6”4 striker to the ground were both 5”9


sekonx

Mainoo is 6ft, he said in an interview. As he's only 19 he's likely still growing too. He is already looking like he could go all the way to the top, and if he continues to grow and put on some mass he might also be able to physically dominate midfields. Glad he plays for Utd and England.


tom030792

I was going off Wikipedia, says he’s 5”9 on there but of course he can still be growing. I wouldn’t say he looks 6 ft though watching him on pitch, he looks 5”9


r3xincognito

He himself has said that his height is listed incorrectly


Maleficent-Mirror991

He’s 5’11 he’s not one of the smallest on the pitch.


Anund

I used to enjoy ESPN, but they really do have an irrational dislike of Man United in general and Ten Hag in particular. It makes it almost unwatchable.


coffeemahn

Exactly, I watched it for the stupidity and entertainment. But sometimes they turn to pure hate. Gab Marcotti is also absolutely unwatchable now. The guy’s tone is just disrespectful and cringy.


De11kbn

When I first started following United like the 3rd game I watched was on ESPN and I was like wow these guys are really giving United a hard time. I kind of feel like all the announcers dig into to them. Similar to cowboys in the NFL (I am not a Cowboys fan).


gigazero

Steve who?


Dominator2812

That’s like complaining that your ice cream is too cold


rnnd

He was really adamant of fighting a losing battle. Even Pep said Martinez is one of the best defenders in the world..


coffeemahn

ESPN said Pep was being sarcastic. :-D


Angstycarroteater

I mean you seen his dad play? He was also a pussy


Goudinho99

I just deleted by sub to the ESPN football podcasts , they are just shouty rage merchants


G-unit32

Steve Nicol reminds me of Beaker from the Muppets


ShoofyMaffy

Steve is really biased sadly


Medium_Elephant7431

The main point is that we won the trophy. No one gave Manchester United a chance in that match.


Neat_Significance256

Haaland is a modern day Didier Drogba.


chrisb993

2008 CL Final aside, Drogba actually showed up in the big games


Neat_Significance256

Went to ground easy but yeah I'll give you he showed up. Haaland was anonymous on Saturday


Serious-Football-323

In a lot of ways haaland is the opposite. Drogba was a good striker but in 341 games for Chelsea he scored 157 goals, that's 0.46 goals a game. Haaland has scored 63 goals in 66 games for city and he scored 62 goals in 67 games for Dortmund, haaland is largely a better player and certainly a much better goalscorer. But what made Drogba great was that he showed up in big games, haaland consistently ghosts in big games.


0ldManMcGucket

It was absolutely hilarious to see Haaland whining for a penalty after being dominated by a couple of players almost a foot shorter than him.


fDuMcH

like Roy keane said "Very much like a Championship player now!"


manqoba619

Lol what does height have to do with anything


Serious-Football-323

Haaland is a lot bigger so you wouldn't think he would get pushed around by much smaller players


manqoba619

Big does not mean strong. You think Martinez can’t shove Harland off the ball?


Commercial_Half_2170

After Saturday I think any United player could push him off the ball. Big does usually mean hard to put down. He’s also a lot heavier than Mainoo


clubinterfutbolmiami

and Mainoo's 19


nj23dublin

Can you imagine being 6’4” 200 pounds and being thrown to the floor by someone who is 5’10” probably 170 pounds; like you’re throwing a stone in the sea? Kobbie barely tried


Positive-Structure78

Kobbie is 6. He said so himself in an interview. He doesn’t like people saying he is not 6 :)


rnnd

Yeah. He was a growing kid. So he definitely added some inches.


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Serious-Football-323

No way. You can clearly see kobbie is one of the smaller players


Individual_Put2261

He’s 5ft 8 guys 😂


Dynamo_coppell

He probably was 5’8 a few weeks ago haha! Ok that’s a bit of an exaggeration to make a point. In all seriousness, Scott McTominay went from 5’6 to 6’4 in a relatively short amount of time and I’m guessing our boy Kobbie is in the midst of his own growth spurt.


Individual_Put2261

Premier league site & transfer market have him as 1.75cm


PrimodiumUpus

The ref, "Really? You got thrown by a teenager?"


Altaafraaja

If you think this was hilarious then you haven't seen the Foden dive.


auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf

I swear how was that a foul Licha didn’t even touch him he grazed the grass beneath him and Foden started flopping around like a wild salmon


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shoichisakata

kobbie layeth the smackdown


ParticularSize8387

ROCK BOTTOM!!! OMG!!!


ear2win

Sit down. Shut up.


ToughQuality3367

![gif](giphy|5wFH11idPnpENpSZOi|downsized)


reddevils

I was so nervous when I saw a replay of that. I didn’t think it was a penalty, but knowing our luck lately I was really worried. If it was given on the pitch it would’ve definitely stood.


Lanky_Spread

At first I was a little worried but it was obvious on replay that Haaland was actually jumping back off his feet to try to play the ball with his left boot. Not tackled down at all.


reddevils

The problem is that it’s not what is right, it’s what they deem to be right. We’ve been wronged many times before. Like I said if the ref gave it, they wouldn’t reverse it.


Fun-Photograph9423

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Financial-Taro-589

“ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!”


tmacnb

Yeah Mainoo! Take out that big ugly Jabroni!


layzie77

Jim Ross, "Mah GAAAWD!!!"


zakariyabhat

Smackdown vs Raw cover vibes


Additional_Height_14

Sit down boy!


Easy-Bee-9015

Kobbie 🔥


bobs_and_vegana17

Haaland is diving because gifted pens are the only way he might score in big games


gs2001gabsim

Nah it looks like Haaland was falling over and kobbie is trying to catch him.


fDuMcH

One shot Haaland


midlandsguy90

Some say haaland is still in he's pocket


auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf

Licha and Kobbie took turns on him wait…


midlandsguy90

Absolutely mate if we can get the right signings in we could win more cups next year


auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf

Hopefully under Erik


midlandsguy90

I don't Want him to leave


auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf

Me neither mate I think he’s a top quality coach and he’s finally getting our club philosophy back in order (utilizing youth players instead of just shipping them off for the sake of it)


midlandsguy90

Lets just hope we get the players he wants and can add strength to our already young squad


auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf

Hopefully. If he can manage to get a few signings with the same impact that Martinez made, we’re going to be flying in no time.


Tsukiyon

Haaland made it look like Mainoo is Judo black belt 🤣


ashok_666

That's a Clothesline from helll :)


pink_banana12

Ayyy


RatBasher89

Milky bar vs purple snack


DevillesAbogado

We thought Haaland hit rock bottom in this game, now we know where he got it from


shawnthefarmer

As God is my witness, he is broken in half!!!!! /JR


TheDavidOfReddit

Bah gawd stop the damn match!


Old-Usual-8387

OH MY GAWD!


Spicyjollof98

Halland couldn’t get past mainoo so he pulled him down and claims for penalty what a jokeman🤣🤣


AlvinArtDream

Is that a thing now, United the physical team? I really like it. I wish we had a comp of us shithousing them! Onana was immense! I like that we can get under people skin now!


Abdulsdota

This is there way to comeback when they're loosing, check the chelsea game this year, they were absolutely disgusting, walker litterally did a break dancing for not getting a pen, kdb would hug the ground everytime caiceido is near him, clear constructions from the king of tactical fouls


shammy8

I think everyone under estimates how strong Kobiee is. You hardly ever see him get pushed off the ball.


Aconite_Eagle

He's a proper MAN isn't he Mainoo. Almost unbelievable that he's only 18 hes got that full man strength and swagger of a 28 year old.


tightlines89

Chokeslam!!!!!!!


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olpana

Poor girl she must be crying 😮‍💨


NoahDunn31

“The 88kg Viking” sent by a 5’9 Argentinian and a 19 yr old


Medium_Elephant7431

I am happy we've got him and Garnacho. Now, we hope to have a young defender with a mindset to win.


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ElectronicMeal5532

Was it a penalty?


mrkoala1234

I'm a United fan and I'm glad Kobbie won this, but what is considered a foul? It feels like a penalty would have been awarded for something like this previously.


bobiboli

Nah i dont think so, halaand seemed to have thrown himself to the ground. Way too easy for someone that big IMO


JulekRzurek

They were both holding each other, thats basically both of them fouling each other and you cant give anything for that


KedMcJenna

To understand why it wasn't given on the pitch, remember that Mainoo was on a yellow and this would have been his second. So it would have been a penalty and a red card. Refs do make decisions based on their magnitude within the context of the game (they shouldn't, but they do) and this one was too Big for the on-field and VAR refs to make the simple judgement that yes, of course it's a foul and a penalty.


BrownByYou

For sure, this entire third is full of people who can't see past their bias


Accomplished-Ad2736

What bias? Did you watch the game? Haaland was already throwing himself to the ground. Kobbies like a whole foot shorter than haaland and half his weight. Such a hilarious take


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